Chapter 249 249. Live broadcast of Pumpkin Vine
In rural areas, who doesn’t have open space in front of and behind their house?
That is to say, this year we are raising pigs, chickens, ducks, and a few big dogs that are very good at eating. Otherwise, in previous years, his vegetable patch would not be fully eaten, and Ulan would never scatter the seeds in front of and behind the house.
This pumpkin grows so well!
No, even if the seventh cousin knew it, he couldn't help but be stunned when he saw the green pumpkin vine:
"It only takes a few months to sow this kind of seed, right?"
How did he know that to supply vegetable spiritual energy in the vegetable field, Song Tan had to set a time to check in.
As for the front and back of this house, you can tell by looking at the group of increasingly shiny gray squirrels on the wall:
It moisturizes things completely and silently!
Even though it has only been planted for a month, this pumpkin vine has already spread very long. The front whiskers are as tender as translucent and curled up neatly. In the slight morning dew in the ditch in the backyard, it looks pitiful and shy.
The leaves and vines have a layer of white fluff that is slightly prickly, making it rustle when pinched, with a little hardness and a very nice feel.
Looking at the leaves, there are still light yellow flower bones hidden in them. The seventh cousin became happy when he saw them:
“Come on, Qiaoqiao, pull out all these pumpkins and take them to the yard to clean up later.”
“Let’s see, how about frying garlic pumpkin vines and frying pumpkin flowers for lunch?”
Qiaoqiao hasn't eaten it yet this year. He couldn't remember clearly from previous years, so he just nodded heavily at this moment.
Then he looked left and right, selected the phone on a bush on the slope, and adjusted the angle.
He leaned over and looked at the camera. The barrage was filled with dense lines of words, and the number of people gradually increased.
He couldn't understand the barrage before, but now he knows more and more words and has a stronger sense of logic. It stands to reason that he can understand it.
But Song Tan knew that as much happiness as there was on the Internet, there would be much harm, so he told him early in the morning: Don’t watch the barrage.
Qiaoqiao is a good boy. No matter how fierce the barrage is, he won’t watch it if he doesn’t want to watch it!
Now that the camera can capture it, I retreated safely. Then, following the cover of green leaves and vines, I found the root of the pumpkin vine and pulled it up hard -
The roots and soil were dispersed smoothly. He lifted the pumpkin vine and shook it slightly, then groped for the next one.
As everyone knows, the barrage has already started swallowing saliva——
【Let's just say, can you still buy pumpkin vines in the vegetable market now? 】
【I am different, I decided to order Pumpkin Vine takeaway for lunch】
【Hey guys, the host’s honey class is over today. Have you started to be a food up host? 】
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【A quick question, are fried pumpkin flowers delicious? Deep fried? Will it be very hot? 】
【Very high, if you eat one plate, you won't be hungry for at least 2-3 hours. It is recommended not to eat it. 】
【Here I suggest you buy an air fryer. You only need to fry a handful of air for each meal to sustain your life. 】
【You all should stop fighting! Am I the only one who finds these pumpkin vines look particularly delicious? 】
【that is. This color is so drool-worthy. Did the anchor adjust the filter? 】
【What filter! Isn't this phone just like the one that costs one or two thousand yuan? The model number is displayed below the anchor's updates. 】
This pumpkin was indeed thrown randomly by Wulan when she was sowing seeds. She didn't care whether she sown more or less seeds, and it was even more irregular.
Qiaoqiao pulled them up one by one, and soon piled a thin bundle next to them.
Seventh cousin even cut off the roots and took a look, and then found that the pumpkin vine was just the right time!
I originally thought about frying the tender tips at the front and eating them, but now it seems that most of them are edible. Those pole leaves at the bottom are really old—
Feeding pigs, what else can be wasted?
The backyard ditch surrounds the entire house, with a wide ditch cut out.
And the pumpkin vines in this ditch seem to be sprouting and growing long. Qiao Qiao kept silent for a dozen or so times without even noticing that his seventh cousin was taking pictures behind him with his cell phone.
There is deep resentment on the barrage:
【that is. Why don’t morning fans matter? ]【Am I the only one who noticed that there is an old man today? Is he the anchor's grandfather? 】
There are many members on the barrage, and the fonts sent out are even more diverse and colorful. The seventh cousin is a bit presbyopic. He squinted his eyes and took a look. Before he could pronounce the two words, the opposite word was crossed out...
He simply stopped looking at it—this thing looked far worse than the vibrato.
Qiaoqiao stopped, turned around and asked, "Seventh Cousin, are you going to pull all of this?"
"Fuck it." The seventh cousin nodded: "Didn't you hear what your sister said? The house is going to be demolished, so hurry up and pack them all up. When you get back, blanch them in water and freeze them. You can take them at any time when you want to eat."
If you want to put it that way, Qiaoqiao immediately decided to work hard.
But he suddenly turned back and saw the mobile phone in the seventh cousin’s hand:
“Ah, I forgot I was live broadcasting.”
He finally said the first line of the day:
“Good morning, kids, today Teacher Qiaoqiao is here to teach you how to pull pumpkin vines.”
The barrage immediately exploded with several fireworks!
【Has the anchor finally realized that you still have fans? 】
I don’t know why, but I feel a little moved in my heart. 】
【Although but...you don't need to be taught how to pull the pumpkin vine, right? If you have hands, you will. 】
Seventh cousin also asked: "Why are you broadcasting live on the Internet every day? Do you need to be taught how to pull the pumpkin vine?"
“I want it.” Qiao Qiao said with a serious face:
“Children on the Internet are a bit stupid. Everything Qiao Qiao learns has to be handed over to them repeatedly.”
He sighed after finishing speaking: "I have Teacher Xin Jun to assign and check my homework, but they don't. It's so pitiful."
At this time, there was even a brief blank in the barrage.
—Yeah, why didn’t they?
Oh, no.
Someone shouted at the top of their lungs—
【But we have DDL! 】
【There are also KPIs here! 】
【Who says I don't have homework? My daughter has to teach pictorials at school, and I am working on it with tears in my eyes. 】
【The father of a construction site boy with an education background in primary school is working hard to learn how to make PPT and hand in homework to his children at the request of the school. 】
Good guy, the sadness in the world is all in the barrage!
Even the pumpkin vine looks like a magical job!
Everyone sighed and hugged themselves in distress.
But at this moment!
At the corner of the backyard, a girl suddenly made a sharp scream——
"ah!!"
The sound was so loud that it was picked up by mobile phones. At this moment, the barrage stagnated for a moment, and soon became more intense—
【What's going on? Why do I seem to hear a girl shouting? 】
【How scary. What happened? 】
【Anchor, go and have a look! ! 】
【Quick, quick, quick! Early in the morning, in the countryside again...]
【I have a bad feeling. 】
Good night.
DDL, an Internet buzzword, the English abbreviation of deadline, refers to "dead line" or "deadline", and generally refers to the deadline for a certain task to be completed.
KPI: English is KeyPerformanceIndicator, Chinese is: Key Performance Indicator.
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