Chapter 134 My waist
唰!
For a moment, everyone looked at Xu Heng, a little dull.
What do you mean, don't scare him away?
This is the Qingming solar term pollution that was born in the Xiaohan solar term pollution area, which is simply unheard of.
The opponent's strength is even more impressive, comparable to level three, and his abilities are unimaginable.
Just now you said that we were just passing by, not to cause trouble, and to be cautious.
Now you say don’t scare him away, do you want to hear what you are saying is human?
"You guys, don't look at me like this. Everyone who understands some things understands it. If you don't understand, it's useless to talk too much." Xu Heng noticed the looks of several people and had to explain.
I was also secretly shocked, how could I have such perverted thoughts?
Why do you still feel so excited?
It must be the influence of pollution caused by the Xiaohan solar term. Handsome people are easily affected mentally.
Yes, that must be the case!
"No, tell me what you mean by not scaring him away. Did you bring us in for some other purpose?"
However, the Qingming Festival commander’s expression turned serious and he asked in a deep voice.
He felt that something was wrong with Xu Heng. How could a normal person say such perverted words when faced with such a situation.
“Liu Xing, you are overthinking, that’s what he is like.” Zhou Yanan had a dark face, but she explained for Xu Heng.
She has more contact with Xu Heng and knows that this guy's brain circuit is different from others, otherwise there will be misunderstandings.
“Yeah, that’s just me, don’t mind.”
Xu Heng also waved his hand, glanced at the rickety old man secretly, and continued: "Don't you realize that even if we don't look for trouble, trouble will find us, so at this time, caution does not mean cowardice. , but take the initiative and understand the applause!”
…”
The corners of their mouths suddenly twitched.
Especially the Qingming Festival Commander named Liu Xing, who nodded directly and stopped questioning Xu Heng.
He believed Zhou Yanan's words. Xu Heng's brain circuit was not quite right, and what he said seemed reasonable at first glance. But when he thought about it carefully, he found that this was not the way a normal person should think.
In order to be cautious, do you still need to take the initiative?
Shouldn't the normal thing be to continue to find ways to avoid these unnecessary troubles and leave the village as soon as possible?
"You kid, don't act recklessly. Let's check the situation first. The other party may not be coming for us." Zhou Yanan also hurriedly held Xu Heng down, fearing that this guy would really rush out.
“Captain Zhou, please be gentle and don’t touch me there.” Xu Heng said a little embarrassed.
“???” Zhou Yanan had a black line on her head.
I just grabbed the corner of your clothes on your back. Where did I touch you?
“This is Yaozi Village, and the old man is also talking about Yaozi. If you put your hand near my waist, I’m a little scared!” Xu Heng said in a low voice.
Zhou Yanan gritted her teeth, clenched her fists tightly, and kept adjusting her breathing to calm herself down, lest she could not resist the urge to beat Xu Heng on the spot.
Too much debt!
At times like this, I’m still trying to be clever.
"Look, the old man is walking bent over, with his hands covering his back, and muttering 'waist'. Maybe he is a victim who had his waist cut off. We can't hide here any longer, otherwise he might die. I want to be ripped off." Xu Heng suggested again.
“Shut up and stay well.” Zhou Yanan couldn’t bear it anymore and covered Xu Heng’s mouth with one hand.
Xu Heng glanced at her sadly and chose to remain silent.
These people are too empiricistic, their ideas are too rigid, and they don't know how to adapt.
In this case, taking the initiative is not to act rashly, but to take the initiative!
“He’s coming!”
The rest of the people ignored Xu Heng and stared straight ahead.
The rickety figure was getting closer and closer, only more than a hundred meters away from them.
Everyone could see his appearance clearly.
He was dressed in a shabby black and gray long coat with some patches on it. His head was full of gray and white messy hair, hanging casually. He had an old face covered with wrinkles and his mouth was still closing, muttering "waist, waist..." .
Eighty meters!
Seventy meters!
Fifty meters!
…
As the old man got closer and closer, everyone could not help but hold their breath slightly.
They don’t want to cause trouble, after all, it’s not easy to deal with the third-level weirdness.
The most important thing is, who knows how weird this place is?
If a fight with this old guy leads to more weird things, then we will be in big trouble!
So at this moment, they just want to wait for the old man to go away quickly, and then continue on the road.
Twenty meters!
Fifteen meters!
Ten meters…
Suddenly, the rickety old man stopped a few meters away from everyone.
He held his lower back tremblingly, raised his body with difficulty, and his head suddenly turned to where Xu Heng and others were.
“Have you... seen my waist?” the old man asked. His pair of cloudy eyes were completely white, with no pupils at all.
Several people’s scalps exploded in an instant.
This old guy found them!
“Retreat!” Zhou Yanan made an immediate judgment and decided to retreat to avoid the old man.
“Wait a minute, there’s one from behind too!” Suddenly, Liu Xing spoke to stop him, his voice trembling slightly.
Several people immediately turned their heads and looked behind them.
In the dilapidated hut that was originally dark, there was half a head sticking out of the door, with a pair of dull, blank pupils peering at them.
“It’s the third level again!” Zhou Yanan’s expression condensed.
This situation is completely unexpected!
With two levels of weirdness that are comparable to the third level, this place is definitely more than a blue level. If there is one more third level, it can be directly regarded as a yellow level pollution area.
But experience tells them that there are definitely more than two third-order weird things here. Once they take action, the consequences will be disastrous!
"Have you... seen my waist?" At the same time, the old man in front spoke again.
It felt like there was a mouthful of phlegm stuck in the throat, and the old voice was mixed with a lot of leaking sounds, which made people shudder.
"Immortal... bah, that's not right, old man, are you looking for a kidney?"
At this time, a whisper rang out, it was Xu Heng.
Zhou Yanan and others' eyes widened.
At some point, this guy was lying in the corner with his palms still attached to his mouth, pretending to be mysterious and secretly communicating with the old man.
"Kidney, yes, I'm looking for my kidney. Have you seen my kidney!" The old man's voice had a hint of excitement, and he took a trembling step towards Xu Heng.
"Yes, yes, I saw your waist. Don't worry, I will bring it to you right now!" Xu Heng responded enthusiastically.
He ignored the dangers of this place, was willing to help others, and headed straight for the old man.
“Wait!” When Zhou Yanan shouted to stop her, it was already too late.
Xu Heng ran out happily like a wild horse running wild.
"Oh? My waist, my waist..." A hint of cold joy emerged in the old man's cloudy eyes.
Whoosh!
The next moment, Xu Heng suddenly disappeared.
The old man was suddenly startled!
Zhou Yanan and others were also slightly stunned.
Suddenly, a black light flashed behind the old man, like a flash of black lightning.
Following this, a black mist gushes out from behind the old man.
“Ah…” The old man roared instantly and turned around suddenly.
Xu Heng's figure just appeared, already holding two black kidneys in his hand, with a smile on his face: "Old man, look at it, are these your kidneys?"
“My...my waist...” The old man was frightened and angry, and reached out to grab it.
"Old man, you are so careless. The kidneys are actually in your body. You actually forgot that you are still looking for kidneys everywhere. Fortunately, I helped you find them this time. You won't be so lucky next time. ”
Xu Heng raised his waist to avoid the old man's dirty hands and said with a straight face.
…”
Several people present, including the old man, were stunned.
ShenTM, I forgot to put the kidneys in the lower back.
Luckily you helped find it?
Do you need to find this?
“I see that your careless behavior is not like the first time. So, let me help you hide your waist this time so that you won’t forget it in the future.”
Xu Heng said something again, and then with the old man's dull expression, he suddenly turned his head and ran away!
“I...I...my waist!”
The old man reacted suddenly and became furious. His gray-white hair almost rose into the sky. A large black mist arose all over his body and swept him forward.
This speed is completely different from the trembling appearance before!
"This..." Liu Xing and others were dumbfounded.
Xu Heng, what is this operation?
Picked someone else's waist and ran away?
The key is that the opponent is still a level 3 weirdo!
How can he be so brave?
“This guy still hasn’t changed...” Zhou Yanan had a headache and sighed helplessly.
She knew Xu Heng’s virtues when she was in the blue polluted area of Darong City.
Selling the door god, hooking up with Wei Wei, calling each other brothers, robbing homes and homes!
Now I’m picking someone’s weird kidneys again!
Normal, very normal!
I even have to add that he is more restrained than before!
“Zhou team, Zhou team…”
At this moment, a sneaky voice suddenly came from not far behind a few people.
Zhou Yanan was startled. This was clearly Xu Heng's voice.
Several people quickly turned their heads to look, and then their eyes widened.
Xu Heng actually ditched the old man and came back.
But this guy is now hiding at the door of that dilapidated hut, standing behind the half head, and his head is just above the other half head, and he is greeting them with a playful smile.
???”
Several people were stunned for a moment.
If you want to hide, do it well, and then make a sneak attack directly!
But what do you mean by sticking close to someone’s back and saying hello to us from afar?
Have you ever considered what it feels like to have half a head between us?
Haven’t you seen that person’s eyes are staring up at you so hard that the wrinkles on his forehead are showing?
"Captain Zhou, do you think I can hold it in my mouth? I'm ambushing this idiot. I'll close the door later and give him a hard squeeze on the forehead to see if he's confused or not!"
At this time, Xu Heng put his hand close to his mouth again, crossed half of his head, whispered to Zhou Yanan and others, covered his mouth and snickered!
Zhou Yanan and others are all numb!
There's no need for you to whisper, right?
“Brother, I’m not deaf, I heard everything!” The half of the head that was sticking out of the door was also numb, and finally couldn’t help but twist its direction and look at Xu Heng!
"What? You discovered it?" Xu Heng was shocked, and then his face turned cold: "It seems I can't keep you, you know too much!"
The other half of the head was startled, and then he opened his mouth and cursed: "My mother..."
Poof!
A dagger was stuffed directly into its mouth.
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(End of this chapter)