There are three major illusions in life There are three major illusions, namely: someone knocks on the door, my cell phone vibrates, and she likes me.
As a time traveler, I understand the three major illusions in life very well, especially the third one, "she likes me".
Damn, you are a poor dick, you have no money, no car, no house, and you are not handsome, so why do people like you? ! True love is not so easy to find! Let alone love at first sight! To be realistic, you fat house can only stay at home and drink happy water forever! I'm afraid the best time in your life to develop a relationship between a man and a woman is to touch hands and then it's gone.
Please don’t get me wrong, I’m not targeting anyone, because I was also a tmd dead fat house before crossing, I have experienced all these hardships, and the **** lessons have always been vividly remembered! I remember it happened at noon... I was standing on the rooftop, opposite the girl I liked.
years ago:
Me: "Xiaoyan, I, I like... I like you, I have liked you since the first time I saw you! Now we have been classmates for three years, and we both I'm about to graduate, so I..."
Xiao Yan: "Uh..."
me......"
Xiao Yan: "Uh, sorry to interrupt, who are you?"
Me: died on the spot
After this time, every time I have a conversation with a woman, I will think of the scene that made the hunk cry, so I just stopped talking to women from then on, and I just sat on a chair and made out with the computer sauce. Go to hell, woman, I have been with the computer! ......
At this moment, I noticed that the beautiful woman on the opposite side raised her eyebrows in surprise, and then she asked, "Excuse me, what's wrong with you? Why are you crying all of a sudden?"
What? Crying, it’s impossible, we Maozi never cry, I am proud tears, as a senior member of the FFF regiment, I know that I will soon become a real archmage, so I am proud to cry! (I lie to myself.gif)......
"No, it's nothing, I just got sand in my eyes."
Well, I know I'm just an exception, but I really left a psychological shadow. People were prepared to be rejected, but I didn't expect that after being a classmate for three years, she didn't even know me! I've obviously tried my best to get her attention! Boys who play football and boys who play basketball are handsome, they are all farts! As long as you are handsome, you can play glass balls, but if you are ugly, playing golf is like shoveling shit. I've seen through this world! This reality is depressing!
With the lessons learned from the past, I took a careful look at this beauty this time. Such a beautiful girl, if it wasn't for her conspiracy, I wouldn't believe it! Although I have transmigrated and become a handsome B, this is not a reason, because the breath of poverty on my body cannot be stopped, not to mention that I still have a big bag of corn in my hand! Just like a little **** from the countryside.
Of course, all the premise I said is based on the fact that she is really interested in me. However, I have emphasized the three major illusions in life countless times, so maybe she really just came to the city and didn’t know the way to make friends. After all, the Foundation will never be so savage to send a woman to arrest the SCP, right?
"Uh, it's okay if you go with a company, but to be honest, I don't know the way very well, but I'm also in a hurry to go to the train station. It seems that there is only the last train." I said
"Ah, that's really great, otherwise I would have to search for a long time by myself, and it would be a bad thing if I wasted too much time." The beauty patted her chest and let out a sigh of relief , and I looked down at her bright white hand... for a while, I just felt my blood rushing up... Cough, don't see evil, don't see evil... It really is a bra with big breasts...
"Ah, that's right. My name is Carla. What's your name?" The beautiful woman who called herself Carla looked at me and asked.
"Uh..." I fell into deep thought again, should I be more professional and use a pseudonym here? But I feel that this beauty seems to be very good... It shouldn't matter if I say it, right?
"You know, our boys have long names, you can just call me Gaia."
"Gaia?" Kara pursed his lips and then nodded, "It's a very good name."
Kara's words and deeds are like a pure big sister, giving people an indescribable sense of trust and intimacy! But it's useless to me! Bah, how close are you? You don't look like vodka!
"Gaia, didn't you say that the train is about to start? Then let's go quickly."
My personal thoughts are: "Although the foundation is perverted, it should not be so perverted that a woman comes out to arrest the SCP, but the SCP must have come to this city, and they definitely know that I will go to the train station, and I pretend to be An ordinary citizen traveling with friends is even more difficult to be found!...The premise is that Kara has nothing to do with the Foundation, if so...then I have been exposed, if I don't pretend to cooperate, then I Get caught faster."
Why am I so suspicious now...
After a brief introduction, we walked towards the train station in the city. On the way, Kara answered a phone call. It seemed to be about some private matter. She deliberately found a place where no one was around to talk to her, and she came back after a while. here.
At this time, I felt a sense of hunger, so I subconsciously looked at the corn in my bag, which was the only thing I had. After I bought it, I didn’t eat it until now to catch the train, so I’m still on an empty stomach state.
Alas, the world is so cold, if I were still playing computer games at home at this time before time travel! In the end, even though he has become a handsome guy with superpowers after time travel, he is a handsome guy who is chased by a group of old men. If this is the case, I would rather be a dead fat house!
In fact, if the people chasing me are a group of girls, I can still consider it... But unfortunately, the people chasing me are all rough guys from the SCP Mobile Task Force or slippery SCP agents like loach—I don’t want to be super I am capable, please let me go home and be a happy dead fat house, okay?
When we arrived at the train station, I could see from a distance that the gate of the train station was blocked by two policemen, one old and one young, and everyone was blocked by them.
I'm a little surprised, what's wrong? Is it about me? ......MD, now I see everything and feel that this has something to do with me. This is obviously a manifestation of high tension! No, I need a bucket of vodka to calm my mind!
Kara and I leaned forward, and then we barely heard the voices of two police officers shouting at the crowd.
The crowd was bustling and complaining endlessly, and the two police officers were not loud enough, which made it difficult for me to hear what they said, but I still heard the general idea-the train was broken down, and this train will be delayed one day.
Fuck... Isn't this a coincidence? You malfunction as soon as I come, I'm afraid the sky is going to kill me! As a good boy, I am worthy of the sky above, and I am worthy of the ground below! But God, the blind guy, doesn't care what happens to me!…
Hey, time-travel novels are all deceitful, why are other people time-traveling to become the second generation of rich people or martial arts geniuses who are surprised by the bones and are favored by big bosses? Why come to me and become a special sandbag for the protagonist and a criminal who is also used as a negative teaching material while lying down!
"Ah...the train is out of service..." Kara bit her lip, looking worried. She let out a long sigh, and leaned on me with a crooked body!
Fuck, are you so proactive? !
"Uh..." I didn't know what to say for a while, so I let her lean on me. Nonsense, if you don't rely on her, should you push her away? Don't be in vain! ...But having said that, this silky hair feeling, UU reading www.uukanshu.com this fresh taste, is it really the use of Rejoice? where did you buy it?
I carefully observed the surrounding area. It was crowded with people, but I don’t know why people avoided Kara and me as if deliberately detoured to keep a distance of nearly five meters from us.
Is it because I don't drink vodka? Why do I feel that there is something strange about Kara beside me...
"Are you thirsty?" Carla straightened her body and asked me by the hand.
"...It's a little bit, but unfortunately I don't have any money..." I sighed and continued, "It would be nice if there was vodka."
"I saw a bar on the street just now on the way here, do you want to check it out?" Carla continued to ask.
I really want to go and have a look. The problem is that I have no money. All the money has been exchanged for corn. If I had known, I would have saved some money to buy wine!
At this moment, Carla took my arm. Oh, woman, you still want to charm me? Charming! ? You don't look like vodka! How long have we known each other! ?
Kara: "Don't worry about the money, I'll pay for it for you, after all you are the 'special one'."
Lying grass! I suddenly found that this girl is so tm beautiful, what's the matter with that golden holy light on her head? ! Could it be an angel? ? I immediately hugged her in a bear hug and kissed her on the forehead with a mouthful of 'mua', then turned and ran to the bar on the side of the road.
"Vodka, Ulla!!"
Seeing Gaia run away, Kara's eyebrows twitched, she wiped the drool on her forehead, then took out her mobile phone from her pocket and dialed the number, "Thank you for your cooperation at the train station, Connor, the target has now been lured Go to the next location, my companion should be next to you, right? Please also inform me, it's over."