"I just said this watch is unreliable! Why don't you dogs B just don't listen!?" by-Gaia Mildonovich Stanleyn Belavsky-The Immortal Sword-9 team leader.
...it all started with SCP-655 re-escaping a few days ago when it was recontained, while Gaia was having lunch with his subordinates in the training room.
"Ulla!"
An SCP staff member passed by Sword-9's training room, startled by a sudden "hula".
"...a group of psychopaths..." He tidied up his clothes and left. Since the establishment of Sword-9, this area has been filled with a bunch of morons from morning to night. It's annoying.
"..." Xilia sat in a corner and ate a sandwich silently, looking at a group of old men who gathered not far away and held a bottle of vodka while drinking and drinking, she was deeply moved. Sighing, after staying with this group of idiots for a long time, the spies from other countries that she was more optimistic about are gradually becoming idiots. Xi Liya doesn't want to become a person who stinks of alcohol and keeps urging all day long mentally handicapped... At least she's going to die decently when she's going to die with this mobile task force with all mentally handicapped members formed by the Foundation on a whim...
"Captain...let's drink less, Cao Li...ah no, Dr. Rhine told us that just a while ago." In the crowd, Yegor seemed a little hesitant.
"Oh, my mother, what is he, Dr. Cao Li Lailai!? Who am I afraid of, your captain! If he has the ability, he will take away my vodka! Humph! If he, if he dares to take my vodka , I, I will kneel down and beg him!"
"Captain, you are drunk, Captain!"
"Ah? I, I'm not drunk, don't touch me! Put your hands away!"
Obviously, Gaia was drunk, he should be the most drunk guy in the Foundation, but he drank too much.
"Hey, captain, keep drinking, hahaha!" Another drunken team member raised the bottle with Gaia.
"Come on, do it!" Gaia didn't hesitate, raised the wine bottle and clinked glasses with the team member.
It seemed that everyone except Yegor and Shiriya was drunk.
"Oh, everyone, don't drink! It will be bad when Dr. Rhine arrives in a while!"
"Go, go, don't delay our drinking."
Yegor's persuasive dissuasion was ineffective at all. Seeing this situation, Shiriya shook her head helplessly at him, "Stop wasting your words, it's useless, you might as well stay away from them and save Dr. implicated in the past."
"But this..." Yegor looked at the sperm on the brain (alcohol) and Gaia and others who had given up thinking and became mentally retarded still seemed to be undecided.
However, at this moment, the door of the training room was suddenly pushed open. Coincidentally, the person who walked in was actually Dr. Cao Li Lailai wearing glasses.
Fuck, what can I say!
Immediately, a group of drunkards headed by Gaiya stood up from the ground trembling. Looking at Dr. Cao Li Lailai's own reflective special effect glasses, a drop of cold sweat dripped from the back of Gaia's head.
".....SCP-2333"
"...cough, good afternoon, do you want to have dinner together?"
Dr. Cao Li Lailai twitched the corner of his mouth. He had already guessed that Gaia would be disobedient, so he came to check alone. Unexpectedly, a raging soldier will raging in a nest, and the boss is a drunkard who can kill the whole team. Turned into a drunkard, oh shit, oh, oh, oh, oh, are you here to hold a party at the foundation? ?
At this time, Rhine pushed his eyes, looked at the only box of vodka left on the ground and frowned, he walked over and bent down, then stretched out his hand.
"Wait!" At this moment, Gaia stopped Rhine, with an indescribable expression on his face, "Doctor, I am not...seeing everyone's hard work in training to reward them?"
Gaia feels very awkward now, like watching a movie on your phone in class and being discovered by a teacher who suddenly rushes into the classroom, and then the teacher is planning to throw your phone into the sink.
"No, I can't let you drink any more." Dr. Rhine frowned, and the words "negotiable" were clearly written on his face.
"Come on! They're all brothers..."
"...It doesn't work." Rhine walked around Gaia and walked to the box of vodka, picked it up and was about to take it away.
"Doctor! We won't drink anymore! Let go!"
Seeing this, Gaia immediately reached out and grabbed the box of vodka, and with all his strength, he actually dragged Rhine to the ground.
"...SCP-2333, give me the wine."
"No!"
"Give it to me!"
"No!"
At this time, Rhine glared fiercely at Yegor and the others who were obediently standing there, "What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and hold your captain back!"
"!?" The team members looked at each other, and finally nodded to each other and walked towards Gaia.
"Stop! Are you listening to me or to him!?" Gaia quickly shouted and ordered them to stop, but Yegor and the others ignored him at all.
"Captain let go, it's for the good of everyone!"
"Yes, captain, it's okay for you to offend the doctor, but we're going to lose our skin!"
"Captain, why do you think vodka is stricter than wives? Let go! Are you trying to kill us!?"
"Shut up! You joker, vodka is my wife! I don't allow you to steal my wife!"
Gaia suddenly felt deep despair, twenty-five people under his command, all of them were young, and they spoke nicely, what did they eat and drink? ? ...albeit with Foundation money.
"I won't let go! This is my last bottle of vodka, no one can take it away from me!" Gaiya hugged the vodka tightly and shouted unyieldingly, although the twenty-four players except Shiriya Everyone is pulling it out, but his hand just won't let go.
Dr. Rhine finally couldn't take it anymore, and threatened, "Gaia, if you don't let go, I will shock you!"
Speaking of this, Gaia glanced at his watch subconsciously, a flash of determination flashed across his face.
"Huh, you shock me! You shock me! I'm going to leave the words here today. You shock me today, shock me to death, and make me mentally retarded. I won't let go!"
"you......"
At this time, UU Reading www. uukanshu.com The lights in the entire room turned red, and the radio rang randomly.
"SCP-2333 is trying to escape containment, please activate the motor system immediately!"
Gaia: "...a clam?"
Escaping containment? How could people escape containment if they stayed here so well? How could I escape containment without even taking any vodka? stunned...
At this time, Gaiya's watch vibrated and the sound of electric current sounded, and the team members and Dr. Cao Li Lailai quickly let go of their hands.
"...Huh? Ball head mother!? What's going on!? Lao Tzu Cao Li Lailai, you're so f*cking crazy-oh shit!"
With a plop, Gaia twitched and fell backwards on the ground, which startled everyone around.
"Fuck, Captain, are you alright!?"
"Don't touch it, it's still charged!"
"Captain, what's the matter with your mouth! What are you talking about, did you find someone to consecrate it!?"
"Don't look at me, it's not mine, I didn't do anything, it's not me, I don't have one, the watch controller is not with me!"
Now even Dr. Li Lailai Cao is dumbfounded, SCP-2333 breached containment? what's the situation? Why did Gaia Mingming get electrocuted all of a sudden after staying here so well?
However, at this time, the radio rang again.
"Warning, shock watch disabled, SCP-2333 has escaped containment! All available MTFs, repeat, all available MTFs!"
Hearing the sound, Rhine quickly took out his mobile phone from his pocket, dialed the number and shouted:
"TM explain to me what's going on! SCP-2333 is here with me, what happened? This guy is going to be electrocuted by TM!"