Chapter 97 "Horse Racing"
Here, the Eggplant and Winter Melon team are having fun, and the live broadcast room is full of gifts, making it very lively.
On the other side, the live broadcast room of Teacher Ma, who is also the main anchor of Shark today, is even more popular!
Because compared to Eggplant, whose performance fluctuates up and down, Teacher Ma focuses on stability!
Flights are stable every ten minutes!
“Yo—little boss, Lippi? Lippi is very…”
The sound of bullets hitting the jeep was endless.
As the body of the car was continuously hit by bullets, a fire gradually broke out in the front hood of the car.
Teacher Ma on the hillside knew that if he was hit again, the car would explode, so he didn't have time to brake, pushed the door open with his backhand, and jumped out of the car with a silky and smooth movement.
Immediately afterwards, he drew his rifle from his back, assumed a standard gun shooting posture, and fired back in the direction of the room where the bullets came from!
Ta ta ta ta! Da da da da da—
Tons of flame erupted from the muzzle of the gun, and hot bullet casings were scattered on the ground.
The jeep without brakes slid down the hillside, and Teacher Ma cleverly used the jeep as a cover and fought while walking.
Just like the synergy between tanks and infantry, it moves and shoots. It is so handsome that it arouses exclaims among water friends!
Seeing the comments on the barrage, Teacher Ma also smiled proudly.
“This is called on-the-spot response. Hey, you know, you must always pay attention to all available bunkers on the battlefield,”
As he spoke, the car, which was slipping faster and faster, also entered the asphalt road.
The sudden change in the height difference forced Teacher Ma to run two steps to catch up with the jeep. At the same time, he still kept explaining:
“For example, like now, we can be on the way of the jeep taxiing—”
But the words have not yet finished!
There was a clang sound, and the jeep seemed to have rolled over a stone, and the body of the jeep suddenly shook.
With a change of direction, the car actually drew an arc and turned back again. The **** of the car instantly hit Teacher Ma!
"Why!"
Just listen to Teacher Ma scream!
Soon after, a muffled sound came!
咚!
The next second, Teacher Ma, who was explaining enthusiastically just now, instantly turned into a trapeze artist and was blown away like a rag doll.
【You used a vehicle to run over yourself】
The barrage instantly made everyone laugh!
‘Pfft hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha by the
‘Damn, Teacher Ma is so exciting! ’
‘I got up fiercely, and when I saw the car, I slapped my **** on someone’
‘Live broadcast genius’
‘Then the jeep suddenly changed direction while it was taxiing, turned around and killed me, forming a triangle of death (dog head)’
‘It’s still the Markov whirlpool’
‘Grass, you’re laughing so silly! This way of death is such a **** shame hahahahahaha'
‘Li Dapu…’
‘Enter the classics, must be included in the classics, a classic passed down from generation to generation’
‘I was about to fall asleep, but my mother woke me up with a smile, hahahaha…’
‘…’
The audience burst into laughter, and Teacher Ma himself did not hold back:
“Heheha—do it a lot, this way of dying—it’s very annoying—”
The live broadcast room was filled with gifts.
However, Teacher Ma’s attitude is very good.
After all, he has jumped more than ten times in more than an hour from the start of the broadcast to now.
The method of death is inconsistent every time, and the audience can tell at a glance that Teacher Ma is not deliberately creating show effects - he is a real person.
After some sorting!
Teacher Ma boarded the plane again.
At the same time, the fish ball market was also opened - guess whether the host can last more than 10 minutes in a single game this time.
Hum—hula—
soon!
When the plane flew to the top of P City, Teacher Ma saw the right opportunity again and jumped.
Fall rapidly, adjust the direction, and open the umbrella close to the ground.
Although Teacher Ma's marksmanship and operation are very good, he has to admit that his skydiving skills have been fully exercised in the number of restarts far beyond ordinary people.
The audience couldn’t help but marvel—
‘Teacher Ma, this umbrella has something to offer’
‘Hou Li Crab, other players are still in the sky, Teacher Ma is already in place’
‘He is really that extreme athlete’
“It’s hard to imagine how amazing Mr. Ma’s skydiving skills would be if he stayed like this all night”
‘Hahahahahahahaha, that’s too cool, you guys’
‘The key is to look at P city and this house. I feel like Teacher Ma is about to form muscle memory’
“Another double click landed accurately. Teacher Ma is awesome, much more reliable than Eggplant and the others.”
‘The first day I missed the eggplant and cried for the horse’
‘Hahahahahahaha…’
However!
Just when the audience was amazed at Teacher Ma’s superb parachuting skills, he was able to reach P City first and occupy the favorable terrain to search for supplies!
Plop!
Sudden!
At the other end of the rooftop, the sound of umbrellas being closed and falling to the ground was also heard at the same time!
“Yo—?”
Let alone the audience, even Lao Ma was shocked!
I thought that my parachute landing was invincible, but I didn’t expect that there were people who were as good as me. Whose general is this? !
Look up!
Not far away, a female player with a twin-tailed hair landed on the ground simultaneously.
He rolled forward and picked up an S686 double-barreled shotgun on the ground!
We don’t wait for Teacher Ma’s reaction yet!
It’s like two shots according to him!
employers。
Shotguns, commonly known as trolls by players, are extremely lethal at close range, especially the S686.
At this distance, even if he is wearing armor, he can be instantly killed if he hits the chest.
However!
Just when Lao Ma thought he was about to land in a box again!
The sound of reloading sounded.
Opening his eyes, he saw the man with twin tails clumsily loading bullets into the barrel.
Look at the blood volume in your UI again—not a drop is missing.
Lao Ma was overjoyed!
There are actually such bad players!
Immediately he took a lunge and picked up another S12k shotgun beside him. With a click, the bullet was loaded:
“Oh **** ho ho—little boss, are you done with the fight? Is it my turn?”
Boom, boom, boom!
The five bullets in the magazine were fired one after another, the muzzle of the gun jumped left and right, and thick smoke billowed.
And when the smoke dissipated, the pair of ponytails were still standing, with full health!
A moment!
Both of them were stunned!
Immediately afterwards, they all jumped up on the spot, twisted their bodies to reload, and fired at the same time!
For a moment, gunshots were heard on the rooftop, and two figures chased each other, spinning around the only low wall bunker on the rooftop!
employers。
Boom, boom, boom!
employers。
Boom, boom, boom!
The barrage made me dumbfounded! !
'ah? ? ? ’
‘I really like a saying from a PUBG player—ah? ’
‘No difference! Evenly matched opponents! ’
‘It’s my turn (meaning it’s my turn to show off my carbine)’
‘Sure enough, a player who lands so quickly must have two brushes on him’
‘Indeed, but I only have two brushes and have never used a gun’
‘When Bole comes, you have to say good horse’
‘When Xiao Fugui comes, he has to say something good’
‘I really can’t stand it anymore—’
‘That’s too much, you’re planting rice in my mouth! ’
‘Tainima is ready to eat, hahahahaha’
'broken! My electric rice cooker starts cooking on its own! ’
‘This competition is not a watery one, the two chefs are cooking wonderfully! ’
‘The first month of the year is the New Year, the first day of the new year (dancing)’
‘What kind of Errenzhuan? ’
‘Help, I’m laughing at the lack of oxygen’
‘Hahahahahahaha…’
The outrageous scene made the barrage a sensation!
Too crazy!
The two of them negotiated for half a minute!
The fight was so intense that the players passing by downstairs looked at each other with fear, thinking that there were at least seven or eight people fighting in this building!
finally! With the last bullet in Teacher Ma’s last magazine, the last bullet was fired!
嗵!
The twin ponytails finally fell to the ground and turned into a small square box.
Teacher Ma looked at the S12K with smoke coming out of the barrel and breathed a sigh of relief:
“Fortunately, I’m more skilled!”
Just about to step forward and lick the bag!
Just listen to the public microphone, a female voice with a child's voice came out, with admiration: "Wow - your physical skills are so strong, can you teach me? I am the anchor! I can take you on TV!"
The girl's voice has a slight Shonan accent, which sounds a little cute and a little funny.
Hearing what the girl said, Teacher Ma was stunned. He looked at the tens of millions of hits in his live broadcast room and couldn't help but laugh:
"Really? What's your name? Let me go and see your live broadcast room?"
“Go to Shark and search for ‘a small dumpling’!”
The girl said openly:
“Although I’m just a new anchor now, I will definitely be very popular in the future!”
“If you become my master now, you will have a bright future in the future—”
Teacher Ma couldn't help laughing at Tuanzi's words, and he opened his mouth to announce his family status.
Teacher Ma is an honest person.
But the barrage audience was in full cry!
'bring! bring! bring! ’
‘Teacher Ma, don’t say who you are! Damn it! Isn’t this too effective for the show? ’
‘Mist grass! This is my favorite part of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger! ’
‘A set of rockets, don’t say who you are, please’
‘A generous gift to the crab! The boss is awesome! ’
Hush money! Damn it! \'
‘Brother Yanzi is awesome hahahaha…’
The instant explosion of the barrage also reminded Lao Ma, so he nodded: "Thank you - Teacher Ma's Pi Yanzi for sending a set of rockets. Thank you, boss."
Then, the public microphone was turned on again:
“I just watched your live broadcast room and I think it’s very promising. Well, let’s go out and form a wave team. I, the Prairie Viper, won’t let you down.”
"yeah!"
At the same time, Tuanzi cheered in his live broadcast room:
“I also have a master!”
She has actually been a anchor for nearly a year, always in the alliance area, the live broadcast room is tepid, and the live audience usually does not exceed a hundred people.
This time, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds was launched, and Tuanzi also saw the popularity of this game, so he resolutely applied to the official and moved to the PUBG area, participating in this new anchor recruitment event with a new look.
However, as her gaming talent was not ideal, she realized the malicious nature of this second-generation FPS battle royale just after entering the game.
Skydiving again and again, jumping into boxes again and again, everyone here seems to be better than her.
However, Tuanzi did not lose heart. Instead, after being killed again and again, he regained his strength and embarked on the flight.
At the same time, he is also looking for a master in the game who can teach him his skills.
However, everyone seems to be too busy to pay attention to her, a lonely little anchor in the live broadcast room, and some people even said bad words to her.
And this time!
She finally met a kind-hearted player.
Even though this man’s marksmanship seems to be unsatisfactory, in Tuanzi’s eyes, being able to kill him proves that this man is already stronger than him!
“Hehe, add my master! Someone will take care of you~”
The dumpling is very happy.
I didn’t even notice that the popularity of my live broadcast room had jumped from less than 500 to over 100,000 in the blink of an eye, and it was still rising at an alarming rate.
…
soon!
The two of them have formed a team!
The audience is going crazy with anticipation!
Two top gold medal chefs held a spray gun in a rooftop showdown and used nearly fifty shots to determine the winner from a distance of ten meters!
The effect of live broadcast together is simply unimaginable!
‘The great combination of the century! ’
‘Wait for a wave of effects to explode! ’
‘Just this combination, I would like to call it the strongest on the entire live broadcast platform! ’
‘Fuck! The popularity of Teacher Ma’s live broadcast room has reached 50 million! Awesome! ’
‘You guys, don’t go there all the time. The popularity of Tuanzi’s live broadcast room has reached nearly 500,000, and it’s time to expose your **** soon’
‘Start quickly! My meal has arrived! I only want rice today, and it’s all up to you two! ’
‘The most powerful live electronic pickle! ’
‘I have started recording the screen, focusing on an endless aftertaste…’
‘You are outrageous hahahahaha…’
Highly anticipated!
The two formed a team and boarded the flight.
Hum—
The familiar roar of the aircraft engine sounded again. Tuanzi looked at the Prairie Viper Master beside him and felt reassured:
“Master! Where shall we jump?”
This time, the plane's route was slightly deviated, closer to the southwest, and it was no longer the familiar route to P City that the two of them were familiar with.
Seeing Lao Ma think for a moment, he marked a group of small houses on the south side of P City:
“In this case, let’s jump here first, wait until we have collected the equipment, and then enter P City to plan a great cause!”
"good-!!"
Tuanzi nodded:
“I listen to the master!”
Say it!
The two of them looked at each other and jumped out of the plane without any hesitation.
The elegance of their postures and the proficiency of their movements are breathtaking. I have to admit that the two of them are almost invincible in terms of skydiving.
簌簌—
The two of them rushed towards the small room area.
However, what they didn't expect was that there was a pair of players not far away from them, flying towards the small room area.
Then, the voice of another group of players came from the public microphone: "We have occupied this room area. We advise you to leave quickly, or we will send you to the next flight."
Occupying the small house area and blocking the main city area is a relatively conventional Lao Yin Bi strategy.
Obviously, this is what the pair of players next to Master and Disciple Lao Ma think.
It’s just that they seemed to be too confident and didn’t realize the existence of the two people on the same skydiving route as them!
"cut!"
Hearing Xiaotuanzi’s disdainful laugh, a child’s voice sounded in the air:
"I'd better give this back to you. I advise you to run away quickly. My master and I are very powerful!"
“Hahaha childish—”
Hearing this, the narrator’s team couldn’t help laughing loudly:
"Child, let me tell you! Our two brothers, known as the Wild Kings of Erangel, are invincible in the jungle. As long as we have a gun, we can penetrate all the small houses! May I ask what your unique skills are?!"
As soon as he finished speaking, I heard Lao Ma making a fist-clasping motion in the air:
“Oh? So it’s the Wild King of Erangel? I’m so disrespectful! I’ve heard the name of the little boss for a long time, and I know that you can kill all the jungle areas with just one gun, but the premise is—”
“Can you get the gun?”
Say it!
The old horse laughed, accelerated again in the air, and plunged into the ground!
And the dumpling next to him is also following the master, like a fish flying to the bottom!
What the hell? !
The brothers of the Erange Wild King were stunned.
Are these two crazy people?
They were about to reach the ground. Instead of opening their umbrellas, why did they accelerate towards the ground?
Grab a gun?
Then you have to have a life, right? !
For a moment, the Erangel Wild King was a little panicked and couldn't help shouting: "What a joke! Do you think you can grab the gun like this? You can't even open the umbrella at this speed!"
After saying this, the two wild kings felt timid and did not dare to risk their lives with Master and Disciple Lao Ma. They opened their umbrellas one after another, slowed down and fell to the ground.
It seems that in their opinion, these two people are already dead.
It can happen in the next second!
Seeing that master and apprentice Lao Ma were about to fall to the ground and die.
But in that flash of lightning!
Hush—! call-!
The two parachutes suddenly opened!
The umbrella only stays in the air for one second, making it easy to stow away on the top floor of a small house!
The precise timing of opening the umbrella gave Lao Ma and Tuanzi the absolute initiative!
簌簌—
As the umbrella is folded up automatically!
On the platform, a man and a woman stood proudly, one holding a submachine gun, and the other holding a shotgun!
Muzzle!
Aiming directly at the wild king duo who are still wandering in the air!
“Hey? Hey, hey hey hey hey—!!”
at this time!
The wild king duo, who were still fooling around in the air, finally realized what kind of top extreme athletes they were competing for room space with!
They are indeed excellent in marksmanship, but as Lao Ma said -
To be good at shooting, you must first have a gun.
Next second!
I saw Lao Ma making a mean laugh: "Hey, little boss, it's hard..."
Immediately afterwards, there was loud gunfire in the small room area!
Da da da da da—
employers。 Bang bang!
Accompanied by intensive gunfire, the desperate and incompetent rage of the Wild King duo resounded throughout the sky:
“Shameless! Despicable! If you dare, let me get the gun!”
“You paratroopers will be court-martialed!”
"You don't have martial ethics, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
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PS: Asking for a monthly pass
(End of this chapter)