Chapter 96: There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no quality in the quality square.

Chapter 96 There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no quality in the quality square.

“It’s done! Let’s do it!”

Eight o'clock in the evening! PUBG is online on time!

With the classic wave of curtains wiping his mouth, Liu Peiqie threw down the dishes and couldn't wait to get into the somatosensory cabin.

At this time, in the voice channel, Liu Di, Donggua and Xiaohei were ready.

“Coming, coming…”

Eggplant was in a hurry. While buying and downloading PUBG, he said:

“Have a meal and I’ll be done soon.”

 Relying on strong bandwidth support, generally speaking, the transmission speed of the special network line of the somatosensory cabin is much faster than that of the general PC platform.

“Stop talking, call the number, I’ll be waiting for you.”

Mr. Di and several others have also finished their preparations.

Not long!

Eggplant download is completed and you have entered the game.

“I’m fine! Pull me, pull me!”

Even though the game has not started yet, just entering the game has already made Qiezi and others extremely excited.

After all, they have been waiting for this game for too long.

The five-month wait, like all players, was spent by looking at promotional pictures.

At this time, the barrage in the live broadcast room was also a lively scene—

‘It’s the New Year! It’s the New Year! ’

‘WDNMD is finally here! I'm waiting for death! ’

‘Hahahaha, the classic 16+ small standard is up, it’s right’

‘Damn it, everyone who has a somatosensory cabin is probably playing now, and we are the only ones who don’t have a somatosensory cabin and are here to watch the live broadcast pitifully’

‘Stop talking, the male college student is going to burst into tears’

‘I asked about it yesterday, and it is said that our somatosensory bar will be pre-loaded tomorrow, Wuhu! ’

‘I just want to see if there is any skydiving’

‘I don’t know, Brother Qie and the four of them should be the fastest on all live broadcast platforms. I haven’t seen any other anchors start yet.’

‘Hurry up! No matter how slow the traffic is, other anchors will **** it away! ’

‘Speed speed! ’

‘…’

Amidst the urging from the audience, the four members of Eggplant also quickly organized a team!

“Prepare, prepare, prepare—”

“Get started!”

As Eggplant screamed with excitement!

The game begins!

The live broadcast room was in a commotion, and gifts were flying everywhere!

 It can be seen that everyone's enthusiasm for this game is indeed very high. Even the FPS friends who have always paid no money and mainly focus on companionship, now they are all buying cards in groups, and some people are even sending airplanes and rockets.

And this is just entering the game, the game has not yet started!

As the scene in front of you flashes!

Four people entered an abandoned square.

Eggplant looked up.

I saw an abandoned airplane parked in a square the size of two football fields.

Surrounded by hills on the east side and sea water on the west side, it is like an independent preparation area.

At this moment!

There were nearly a hundred people on the square!

Some people are running and jumping, some are practicing crawling and sliding, some are punching each other to show friendship, and some are jumping up and down on the abandoned plane!

The bustling public microphone was buzzing with people—

‘Fuck! There were literally a hundred or so **** people! ’

‘Are you going to skydive soon? Or randomly assigned? ’

‘Silly beep! Punch me! Hahahahaha—’

‘Come on, come on, everyone, look at me, I’m going to announce something—I’m a fool! ! ’

‘Is there no one in this world that you care about?’

‘It’s so cruel, man’

‘The Internet is not a lawless place…’‘

‘As expected of a 16+ game, it focuses on freedom…’

‘…’

For a time, there were shouts and screams in the square, with voices from both men and women. It was like crows having a meeting, quacking incessantly!

“Fuck—”

Liu Di was shocked:

“Isn’t this too awesome? Are they all alive?”

“Sure!”

Xiaohei said:

“Didn’t you see the heads-up display in the upper right corner that the number of players has reached 100? It’s probably because there are too many people playing and the server doesn’t have enough points.”

“Fuck goose goose goose...”

Hearing this, Eggplant screamed excitedly, eager to join the battlefield right away.

These are all real people!

Hundreds of people’s super brawl!

In the end, only one team will survive!

Thinking about it, Eggplant couldn't suppress the excitement in his heart. A sudden idea came to his mind. He ran to the dilapidated plane and climbed on the wing:

“Listen to me! Listen to me!”

Eggplant had a loud voice, and with such a roar, all nearby players looked over.

I saw Eggplant occupying the commanding heights, raising her arms and shouting:

“I am the anchor! I announce! From now on! In this game, I will kill each one at a glance! Those who know better come over and let me kill you!”

Speaking of which!

Just then, a cannon shot was heard, like muffled thunder, ringing over the square.

  Immediately afterwards, the countdown number appeared in the center of everyone’s heads-up display!

Seeing that the time was right, Eggplant also hurriedly said arrogantly:

“I will not change my surname even when I am doing it, my name is—”

“Winter! Melon! Strong!”

In an instant!

The players in the square exploded!

They all raised their fists, shouting Dongguaqiang’s name, and rushed towards Eggplant, in a complete gang fight!

However, at this time, the countdown has also reached zero!

All players' vision went dark, and the public mic was turned off.

And Winter Melon’s roar also stayed in the team’s voice:

“Eggplant! You are an idiot, damn!!”

The live broadcast effect is excellent!

The barrage audience laughed until they took off—

‘What a shame, Liu Peiqie’

‘The last sentence is that I am Donggua Qiang, so I can’t hold myself back’

‘The main thing is that a guy who pretends to beep has me, and when he gets beaten, he still has my brother’

‘too cheap’

‘Brother Qie understands the effects of programs’

‘Is this something a human can do? ’

‘But having said that, this Quality Plaza is really interesting! ’

‘Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha’

‘There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no quality in the quality square, which is very reasonable’

‘Hahahahaha…’

Winter Melon cursed in the team voice channel for half a minute!

until!

The roar of the plane's engine was heard.

——

In an instant, the banter of the four members of the team stopped, and they all took a deep breath.

Follow up!

A strong blast of air blew, and everyone opened their eyes, and there was an uproar!

However, they saw that they were standing at the door of the cabin exactly as in the promotional video.

At your feet, you are 10,000 meters high in the sky!

“ohhhhh—”

In an instant!

There was an exclamation in the entire cabin!

Although, players seem to have already defaulted to the fact that there will definitely be a skydiving setting in this game.

But when the actual footage was in front of our eyes, everyone couldn't help but be shocked!

On the barrage, there was also a sound of surprise—

‘Holy shit, I really did skydive! ’

‘I can only say that you are indeed a fool! Golden wind! ’

‘No one understands what players want better than Brother Shengzi—’

‘Jump the speed and see the effect’

‘This jump will definitely make you fly’

‘Obviously skydiving is worth the price, but he actually comes with a shooting game. He really makes me cry to death’

‘Hurry up and try it, I’m so greedy if you can’t play it...’

With the urging of the audience!

The four people looked at each other and were all eager to give it a try.

Because, while they were hesitating, many players had already jumped off the plane.

A few people also know that at this moment, if they jump down a little earlier, the supplies they will get will be richer, and the situation will be more favorable.

“Where to jump?”

This flight is from west to east, and the route is relatively central. "Um-"

After a deep groan, Liu Di said:

“Otherwise, let’s go to City P. It looks like there are more houses here, so we probably won’t be short of supplies.”

P City is located in the middle of the map, and the entire housing area is quite large. At this time, it is directly below their route, and it seems to be a good choice.

Since it was the first time to play, no one knew what was going on, so we hit it off immediately and decided to bravely jump to City P.

“Let’s go!”

Say "Let's go!"

Seeing that Liu Di was leading the way, he jumped into the air!

The other three people were not far behind and jumped off the plane one after another!

——

The hunting wind blew in my ears, and the housing area on the ground expanded rapidly before my eyes.

The feeling of weightlessness is like a shot of adrenaline, which makes people shout with joy!

“Wu—Hu—!!”

“Damn, this feels so good!”

“It’s just like real skydiving!”

…”

 The four people who had such a novel experience in the game for the first time shouted loudly!

As the body fell at an extremely fast speed, the hands of the four people also touched the umbrella ring.

but!

But no one wanted to be the first to open the parachute!

“Mr. Di, why don’t you open your umbrella?”

“Brother, you can only play to your limit, are you afraid?”

“I’m so scared, let’s compete among the four of us to see who can open the umbrella later!”

“What the hell! Let’s compete! Whoever opens the umbrella last will be considered the best!”

“Damn it, you are bragging, I won’t open this umbrella today!”

…”

The inexplicable competition between the four people made the audience burst into laughter——

‘A Chinese man who wants to be strong throughout his life’

‘After all, no one can refuse the praise of [You are awesome]’

‘Extreme sports, right? You guys really lost money by selling this game for ninety-eight dollars’

‘Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha’

‘Wori, you four beasts really don’t open your umbrellas? ! ’

‘This is almost hitting the ground! ’

‘…’

With the audience’s exclamations!

At this moment, the faces of the four people also changed a little.

After all, with the blessing of the full-sensory system, the experience of skydiving has almost become real.

So, when they saw the rapidly enlarging ground and heard the rapid sound of wind in their ears, even though they knew it was a game, several people couldn't help but tremble in fear!

Xiao Hei was the first to be unable to bear it any longer: "Damn it, Mr. Di, please open the umbrella!"

"I won't drive! You drive! If you drive, I will drive right away!" Liu Di said stubbornly.

“You drive first!”

“You drive first!”

“If you don’t drive it, I won’t drive it either!”

“If you don’t drive it, I won’t drive it either!”

“You **** repeater!”

The two of them were talking to each other, and the atmosphere became more and more intense!

Just when the two sides are at a stalemate!

The eggplant next to him couldn't hold it any longer and cried out in panic:

“WDNMD, let me drive!”

Hula—! !

The eggplant’s umbrella opened, and the winter melon next to it followed closely behind!

Seeing that someone was the first to be unable to hold on any longer, Liu Di and Xiao Hei both breathed a sigh of relief and looked at each other with a smile: "Haha, they are scared, let's win -"

The words have not yet finished.

Bang!

Bang!

The sounds of heavy objects falling to the ground were heard one after another.

Two figures hit the roof heavily, bounced back up, flew directly over the rooftop railing, and fell off the roof, becoming two corpses.

Hula—

Subsequently, two figures with parachutes landed on the roof.

Looking at the two neat boxes on the roof and the two corpses on the ground, Eggplant shook his head:

“…You two are so stupid, I’m really impressed.”

The barrage made me laugh out loud—

‘Force to death’

‘I let you do extreme sports, but I didn’t let you seek death’

‘Hahahahahaha that’s outrageous’

‘It’s over before it even begins’

‘No man, are you really here to skydive? ’

‘You call this skydiving? You need to at least have an umbrella for skydiving, right? ’

‘It was fine when I got off the plane, but turned into a small box when I landed on the ground’

‘Falling into a box hahahahaha…’

‘…’

The audience said it was outrageous and burst into laughter.

At this moment, Eggplant and Winter Melon also put away their parachutes, and heard Winter Melon cry softly:

“Damn it—Brother Qie, look at it!”

Hearing the sound, Eggplant looked along the line of sight of Winter Melon—

  One after another figures were walking through the streets and alleys of P City, and the dull sound of gunshots resounded through the streets and alleys, creating a fierce atmosphere of rampant killing!

At this moment!

The two people standing on the rooftop in the middle of P City have a panoramic view of everything!

Fighting, gunfire, blood, roar...

Elements that are enough to ignite all the passionate emotions in people converge and flow at this moment, impacting the nerves of the two of them.

The shocking pictures make people's blood rush, and the gunshots that resound throughout the city make people even more nervous and excited.

Without a doubt.

Gu Sheng did it.

All of his previous commitments at the Asian Games are now vividly displayed in the game.

And now!

The only task given to the players!

Just devote yourself wholeheartedly to this killing game!

Kill your opponent! Become the king of this island!

While the two of them were still marveling at this chaotic scene!

Suddenly!

The sound of footsteps came.

Looking down, they saw a short-haired player wearing a white vest entering the room at their feet.

Winter Melon immediately made a strange cry: "Brother Qie! Brother Qie, someone is coming up!"

Eggplant also saw it, and the passion that had just been ignited made him shout loudly: "DNM arrest him! Do it, do it, do it!!"

Although, their teammates were too clumsy and committed suicide before the fighting even started.

However, there are still two of them at this moment.

But there was only one person who just got into the house.

For a time, Eggplant and Winter Melon were so confident that they kicked open the rooftop door and went down the stairs to kill them!

Eggplant leads the way!

I turned the corner and saw the short-haired young man who had just jumped up.

The two sides looked at each other, stunned, and then raised their fists in unison!

Since you haven’t found a gun, let’s decide the outcome with our fists!

"...Fuck him, **** him! Fuck him with winter melon! He is alone! Fuck him to death!!"

Just listen to the eggplant roar!

Then, he raised his fist and smashed it!

At this time, there is no need to talk about martial ethics!

When Winter Melon heard the greeting, he had no moral bottom line at all, and rushed forward with shouts!

Hum—

Bang! Snap! Boom!

“Ouch, stop it, stop it, I’m the anchor...”

The sound of fists hitting flesh could be heard in the narrow stairwell.

Just twenty seconds!

The sound of fighting subsided.

——

The young man with an inch hair was still standing where he was, staring at Winter Melon shivering in the corner and twisting his neck.

At his feet, lying quietly was a corpse and a small box.

Winter Gua looked at the eggplant carcasses that had been packed into boxes, and then at the fists as big as sandbags of the short-headed boxing champion.

Can't help but smile awkwardly.

There was a bit of flattery in his tone:

“Haha, brother…”

“If you hit him, you can’t hit me again~”

However, Boxing Champion Buntou seemed not to hear and walked straight up:

“Just ride on the horse and you’re strong as a winter melon, right? I’ve been putting up with you in the square for a long time, Minato!”

Bang!

(End of this chapter)

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