Chapter 80: Therapeutic ditty

Chapter 80: A Ditty of Treatment

Cry!

The figure in overalls sat firmly on Winter Melon's head.

As the brainwashing music resounded throughout the audience, Winter Melon seemed to have drunk too much, being dragged around by Pigeon in overalls, staggering again and again!

The live broadcast room exploded!

'too! Grass! Got it! ’

‘Remember to bring your mod with you to the court session’

‘I have long said that no one can refuse to play basketball! ’

‘You’d better be (meaning)’

‘Winter melon: lychee! How do you want me to lychee! (Staggering around)’

‘Hahahahahaha! So **** weird! ’

‘I’m very curious about the mental state of these mod authors’

‘That’s the version of Switch that you haven’t seen yet. It can dribble like a rock and fall to the ground as soon as it leans on it. It will kill you instantly on expert difficulty’

‘It already sounds outrageous’

'Why? Why is there an extra basketball in my hand? ’

‘You really eat oil cakes hahahaha…’

"CNM, Liu Di! Save...me...!!"

 Staggering around, despite the 360-degree surround of Chicken Brother’s music above his head, Donggua still heard Liu Di’s wild laughter behind him that was almost hypoxic:

"I...want to...GNMD...save...!!"

“Coming, coming, coming!”

Liu Di almost died laughing at this moment!

Throw away the blue-fire Gatling that has no bullets in your hand, draw out the Fire Unicorn, and aim at the rap-singing jockey on the head of Winter Melon and shoot!

But in this flash of lightning!

“Roar—!!”

Suddenly, another deafening roar sounded from the side.

Liu Di is also from FPS background after all, and his reactions are extremely fast.

Hearing this sound, he secretly screamed that something was wrong, and hurriedly slid the shovel down from the roof of the car!

Immediately afterwards, he saw a huge sweaty soybean expression with a diameter of half a human being flying past his scalp!

“Fuck!”

Liu Di was completely startled, and he stuck half of his head out to look in the direction where the sweaty soybeans were flying.

See you!

Less than ten meters away from him, a Hulk was staring viciously in his direction!

The moment when our eyes met!

The Hulk smiled crookedly, which made people think of something bad.

Follow up!

Then the Hulk clasped his hands into the ground, forcibly snatched a slate from the ground that had been replaced with a sweaty soybean expression, and smashed it towards him!

哐丁!

Seeing the car in front of him being blown away, he heard Liu Di howl—

“Eggplant! Save—!!”

good!

At this moment when everyone is in danger!

And eggplant!

Due to his low health, he had been lying on the scaffolding platform, using a sniper rifle to support the three of them.

So far, Eggplant has helped the people below to deal with three Patrick Star self-destruction special effects, two five-whip smokers and countless ordinary zombies.

Originally, the plan was to wait for the power to be fully charged, and then the three people below would assist him in a retreat.

Unexpectedly, the situation has changed now. All his teammates are in crisis, and he can only save the situation!

“I’m **** coming!”

After receiving the call for help from his teammates, Eggplant pushed himself up on the platform, stood up, and took out the precious medical kit with his backhand:

“I’ll pack a bag and come to rescue you!”

Say it!

Eggplant picks up the medical kit and needs to treat himself!

But.

The reading of [Healing myself] just came out.

A burst of singing came from nowhere and rang in his ears—

【ohhhh—oh—ohhhhh—】

The song is brisk and sunny, full of movement.

eggplant:?

Stunned for a moment, Eggplant looked around warily.

Because they have too many mods, he is not sure what strange things will pop up along with the various strange soundtracks.

However, after looking around, Eggplant found nothing unusual.

He frowned and muttered: "Weird."

Then, start using the medical kit again.

【Treating myself】

【ohhhh—oh—ohhhhh—】

“What the hell?!”

This time, Eggplant was really shocked.

What the **** is this? Why is there someone singing as soon as I pack my bag? !

After pondering for a while, Eggplant finally laid his eyes on the treatment bag in his hand.

At this moment, the medical kit in his hand has been replaced by a small World War II-style medical kit. Originally, he thought it was just a model replacement.

But now it seems...

Eggplant opens the medical kit.

【ohhhh—】

Eggplant cancels the medical package.

Eggplant then open the medical kit.

【ohhhh—】

bang.

Eggplant closes the medical pack again.

“Damn, this is interesting...”



In the team voice, Liu Di's roar came out: "Fuck you, uncle eggplant! What are you talking about! Hurry up!"

“Oh oh oh, okay, okay, it’ll be fine soon!”

Eggplant was shocked and quickly gave up on the research. He no longer hesitated and opened the medical bag.

Follow up!

Just listen to a cheerful little song that resounds throughout the audience!

【ohhhh—oh—ohhhhh—】

【Californiagirls,were unforgettable! 】

【DaisyDukes, bikinitop! 】

The song "California Girls", which has recently become popular on the Internet, is ringing in!

As the bright singing sounded, Eggplant felt that her body was out of control, and she began to raise her arms high, and started an awkward dance on the spot!

It looks like a silly roe deer kicking on the ground, but also like a gorilla courting a mate.

The mentally retarded dance moves, combined with a happy ditty, instantly made the mocking effect explode!

good!

This is a combination mod!

Not only has music been added, but the original therapeutic movements have also been replaced with extremely silly dances!

When they heard the singing, the three people below also looked sideways.

The three of them were stunned for a moment as they saw the eggplant dancing on the spot.

Then they all exploded!

“I’m going to kill you, uncle Eggplant! I asked you to support me, but what the **** are you doing?!”

“You are such a **** bitch—!”

“Stop jumping on the horse! You are really stupid, I’m so impressed with you!!”

…”

In an instant!

The scene turned into a mess!

The cries of the zombie tide resounded throughout the sky!

Xiao Hei, who fell to the ground, pulled the trigger hard and fought back in despair!

Winter Melon, who was riding on the head of Chicken Brother, staggered around, screaming and staggering around in the chaotic tide of corpses.

Liu Di was sweating, with soybeans flying everywhere, and being chased by the Hulk like a grandson, Liu Di ran away with his head in his hands while cursing on the street.

Eggplant, on the other hand, stood under the last ray of sunset, grinning widely, waving his arms happily amidst the laughter of goose and goose, using dance to heal himself...

【Sun-kissedskin, sohotwillmeltyourpopsicle! 】

【ohhhh—oh—ohhhhh—】

Dance cheerfully and sing loudly!

What was louder than the song was the yelling from the three teammates below - "Eggplant! WDNMD! You are the real boss -!!"

The barrage made me laugh like crazy!

\'"You never know what your teammates are doing"\'

ification

‘This mod is so stupid hahahahaha’

‘What kind of zombie comedy’

‘I was so **** laughing that I looked for my head all over the floor’

‘When teammates were caught, they were laughing and killing each other, spraying medicine on the spot, and singing and dancing’

‘This mod is so cheap’

‘It’s so **** effective’

‘Hahahahahahahahaha…’

‘…’

Happiness and laughter!

Everything went as Gu Sheng expected.

With a simple and easy-to-use production mode, coupled with a completely free and open attitude.

Once the creative workshop was launched, it gained the love of a large number of players.

although!

At the level of visible publicity, the road to survival is completely at a disadvantage.

From reports in major mainstream media to publicity in various self-media.

There is overwhelming news about "fearless sniping creates a new situation in RFPS".

Under this kind of news, there are also some true and false comments, praising Fearless Sniper one after another—

‘Fearless sniper, the real light of domestic shooting games! ’

‘The innovatively developed RFPS is really refreshing’

‘It is indeed a big company and deserves to be learned by other domestic game manufacturers’

‘The light, shadow and visual effects of this work are really amazing! Couple it with the RPFS model! It is simply a whole love! ’

‘Support domestic production! Support Xunteng! ’

‘RFPS is such a genius idea, I guess foreign countries will have to imitate it! ’

‘…’

Such remarks are just some of them.

but!

In the player forums affiliated with these websites, the situation is another story—

《Land of Survival Mod Recommendation 5.0》

"Everyone, please give me a guide to this picture of Chang Teng Hospital"

《Brothers, another abstract mod author has been discovered》

「Please bring me the storm, this picture is too underworld」

"Rational Analysis: How good is the feel of Road to Survival, and why can't it even beat a certain sniper that invested hundreds of millions?"

"I don't allow anyone who hasn't seen Eggplant Dancing yet"

A piece of natural harmony!

 Players spontaneously discussed topics about the way to survive, and the atmosphere was harmonious.

It seems that for players, the "Fearless Sniper" promoted outside has nothing to do with them.

Compared with how hyped that game was by the media, what they are more concerned about is whether there are any new outrageous mods released in Left 4 Survival today.

So.

After so many years of development in the domestic game industry, the most outrageous scene has occurred—

Fearless Sniper has been hyped by media from all walks of life, with countless praises and praises. It is hailed as the light of domestic games and has created a new way of playing shooting games.

It has great momentum and has the momentum to unify the FPS world.

But Road to Survival, few media are willing to report to the camera, but it is spread by word of mouth among the player community. People ask for mod names, recommend practical modules, exchange production experiences, and as usual post posts shouting that Road to Survival is the best in the world. water experience.

Players love it and it seems that it is not affected by external publicity at all.

Road to Survival has no name in the official media.

Fearless sniper is not mentioned among the players.

The two games are like two distinct rivers.

Although they are on par with each other, they are very different from each other.

For this situation, Golden Wind is definitely acceptable.

What is the most important thing about the game?

Of course it is recognized by the players!

Because players are the bread and butter of manufacturers, they are directly linked to the sales of games, and players’ approval is more useful than anyone else’s approval.

So, Gu Sheng could not only accept this result, he couldn't be happier!

Because from a certain point of view, the mutual promotion among players also saved him a lot of publicity expenses!

but!

On the other hand, Guangyao Games seems to be less able to accept this situation.

Oh no.

It’s not that it’s not very acceptable, it’s that it’s too unacceptable! !

Bang!

The next day!

Looking at the sales data report sent by his secretary, Ding Kai couldn't help but slapped the report on the table, his fingers trembling slightly!

Today is Saturday.

The sixth day of the release of Left 4 Dead and the fifth day of the release of Dauntless Sniper.

And just today, at 0:00 in the morning.

The Road to Survival, under the siege of Guangyao’s massive propaganda, fought a **** road and achieved a single-day sales surpass.

The boat capsized in the gutter!

This is something that has never happened before!

Looking at the data comparison chart between the two sides in the report, Ding Kai's face was gloomy, as if he was about to drip!

See you soon!

The blue curve representing the sales of Dauntless Sniper has been declining since the first day of release.

This is a very normal situation for the sales of a game.

It can even be said that 99.9% of the games on the market had the same curve as this in the first week of release!

Because the players’ desire to buy must be the strongest on the first day, and it is natural that it will decline after that.

But that red curve representing the sales volume of Road to Survival is outrageous!

After selling 32,000 units on the first day, they dropped to the 20,000 mark the next day.

It can be seen that Guangyao's containment campaign was very successful that day.

Then, on the third day after the game was released, the sales of Left 4 Dead dropped to the bottom, reaching less than 12,000.

Ding Kai clearly remembers that he and Fang Hongwei were the ones who opened the champagne that day.

Because in their opinion, the victory or defeat is already determined when the battle reaches this point!

The channels for the promotion of Golden Wind are completely blocked. They are basically a turtle in the urn, a **** with no room to fight back.

I never expected it!

It’s after this day!

The next day!

Golden Wind officially launched its creative workshop, and its sales curve has also picked up!

Follow up!

Day four! The fifth day!

The Road to Survival is like taking a stimulant, sales have bottomed out!

Hold on all the way and pursue fearless snipers!

finally! today!

On the sixth day of the release of Left 4 Dead, the sales of this game not only achieved reverse growth, but even reached the same level as its first-day sales!

And with an advantage of 2,200 points, he completed the lead over the fearless sniper!

Ding Kai’s back molars are almost broken!

Why? !

He has been in the gaming industry for so long!

I have never seen anyone be able to complete the counter-attack under their brilliant encirclement!

Ding Kai's chest was rising and falling, and he felt a depression in his heart, as if there was a big stone stuck in his heart, and he couldn't breathe up or down!

after all!

They Guangyao spent a lot of money to advertise this time to kill the golden wind!

The publicity expenses alone are as much as the cost of a road to survival!

Just to be able to squeeze the road of survival to death, and then take its "second-generation FPS" gameplay as my own, whitewash it and turn it into my own originality!

Unexpectedly!

Such a high investment, such a frenzied pursuit, such an airtight and comprehensive blockade!

Eventually, let the golden wind use the "creative workshop" to make a huge difference.

Not only did he easily mobilize the player base and neutralize their ferocious offensive, he even overtook them!

This feeling is like a fight between two sides, their glory is Tyson, and the golden wind is Ma Baoguo.

I thought that with one punch, Golden Wind would be seriously injured even if it wasn't death.

Unexpectedly, Golden Wind is not Ma Baoguo at all, but **** Zhang Sanfeng!

Not only did he easily receive their punches, he even gave them a slap in the face with his backhand!

This kind of humiliation is definitely unacceptable to Ding Kai!

Make a decision immediately—

Poach people!

Oh shit!

We must speed up the process of poaching people and tear the Golden Wind to pieces as soon as possible!

Since it’s obvious that it won’t work, don’t blame me for using my dirty tricks!

The second generation FPS must be renamed!

In the future history of games, this type of shooting game can only have one name!

It’s called—Guangyao RPFS!

(End of this chapter)

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