Chapter 60 Old horse - ah -! ! 【Please subscribe】
What is the most classic part of Chinese horror!
Yin marriage is definitely at the forefront.
Ghost marriage refers to finding a spouse for a dead man or woman. This spouse may be a dead person or a living person.
Such a terrifying and even cruel etiquette has naturally become the source of countless supernatural legends.
Affected by these supernatural legends, Chinese people are naturally particularly afraid of such scenes.
What kind of skeletons and ghosts, what kind of Satanic devils.
Facing the horror of ghost marriage, everything pales in comparison.
“No…the designer of this game is a psychopath, I’m really going crazy!”
Liu Peiqie's voice sounded vibrato.
Seeing this scene, the barrage also shouted softly——
‘Brother Shengzi is really a pervert’
‘What a bastard, he knows very well what the Chinese are afraid of’
‘Ancient house, a ghost hunting map more suitable for Chinese babies’ physique’
‘It feels like Brother Shengzi doesn’t have to do anything. Just placing those paper figures, paper macarons and two dark red lanterns is enough for the players to have random thoughts’
‘This picture is really a bit too much, you can just scare the players, I’m going to get chills on my back even when I’m watching the live broadcast’
‘I’ve turned on all the lights in the house’
‘I’m going to pee first’
‘I have wrapped the quilt tightly, and the ghost cannot harm the person under the quilt’
‘You know all about comprehensive defense’
‘Be careful not to expose your feet outside the bed...’
‘You are so superstitious, like me, I don’t feel any panic at all when I kneel in front of the statue of Mr. Guan and watch the live broadcast’
Following the footsteps of four people, the group walked through the courtyard and arrived at the door of the main house.
The leader, Teacher Ma, raised the EMF and checked it. After confirming that there was no ghost fluctuation in the door, he stepped forward and slowly opened the door.
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The old wooden door makes a heart-wrenching sound.
In the main room, it was dark, with only two white candles placed on the Eight Immortals table in the center of the room, and the large flames gave off a faint glow.
On the Taishi chair on the left, there is a black and white photo of a man.
The Taishi's chair on the right is empty.
The situation that the four people least wanted to see happened -
Xiu Niang, the ghost they investigated this time is the bride who was buried in this underworld marriage.
The goal is very clear, and the next step is to attract ghosts.
A few people looked at me, and I looked at you.
Then, he started to be crazily humble—
“Come on, Eggplant, shout!”
“I can’t do it. I’ve been feeling uncomfortable in my throat recently. How about Mr. Di coming? Mr. Di will definitely be able to chat with the female ghost!”
“It’s so unfamiliar, come on, winter melon, winter melon has a loud voice...”
"How can that be done? You seniors are here, how dare I make a mistake? I choose Teacher Ma. He has made great contributions to the team..."
"No, no, I can't be too pushy, come on..."
“It’s better you do it...”
“How about he come…”
“I’m not coming anyway…”
For a time, four people stood at the door of the main room, having a heated discussion, each one moving further back than the other.
The water friends all laughed so hard——
ˆ‘"Brothers and Friends in the FPS Area"'
‘It’s true that the average person is timid and lustful’
‘After all, there is no safe time in expert difficulty, and ghosts may start hunting directly at any time’
‘No, you can find a serious class’
‘Pay attention to the timing of entering the factory’
‘If you hold on for a while longer, the group will be destroyed...’
Perhaps the reminder from the barrage had an effect, or perhaps they realized that if they kept going like this they would have to return to the gate.
In the end, Winter Melon stood up!
“Everyone! Everyone! I have a proposal!”
Winter melon raised his hands, like the Shiba Inu in the "Everyone listen to me" emoticon:
“Let’s do this! We are destined to live and die, and wealth will be in heaven, okay?”
Hearing this, the other three nodded and said with interest: "Okay, how can there be a life and death method?"
Seeing that several people agreed, Donggua clapped her hands: "Come, listen to my arrangement, it's absolutely fair -"
Under his instructions, the four of them entered the room together. They first closed the door and then moved the Eight Immortals table to the center of the room.
After that, Donggua placed the flashlights of the four people around them, and placed the dot matrix projector on the Eight Immortals table.
The dot matrix projector was originally used to detect ghost movements. When turned on, it has the same effect as a disco light ball, plus four flashlights.
The good ghost wedding hall suddenly turned into something outrageous and familiar.
At this time!
The water friends also seemed to realize what these guys were going to do—
? ? ? ’
‘Ghost: I have a bad feeling’
‘You are planning to…’
‘I suggest taking winter melon to have a brain check’
‘What if you really can’t try Chinese medicine? ’
‘It feels like something outrageous is about to happen’
'etc! Winter Melon seems to have started giving them glow sticks! ’
‘Isn’t that thing thrown on the ground to detect ghost footprints? ’
‘Lamp ball…spotlight…glow stick…this is a fucking…’
‘Discotheque? ! ! ’
“Everyone!”
After finishing everything, Winter Melon clapped her hands:
“Are you ready?!”
Ready—ready—! !
Everyone is not a fool. Looking at this posture, they all know what kind of death Winter Melon is going to do!
but!
The matter has come to this, and they have no room to turn back!
After all, if you mention quitting at this time, you will always have the reputation of being timid and lustful!
As everyone gets ready!
I saw the leader, Winter Melon, putting the glow stick to his mouth!
“My dear guests at Radisson! A music festival brought to you by DJ Dong Guaqiang! Let’s play some music!!”
As he shouted!
Dynamic DJ music suddenly appeared on the public microphone!
The winter melon also swayed to the rhythm of the music!
“One, two, three! The phoenix dances for nine days!”
Move every time and hit every time!
“Music Factory! Dance Ceremony!”
Move every time and hit every time!
“Bring it to you—let me see your hands—Wuhu!!”
Next second! The demons are dancing wildly!
Move every time and hit every time! Move every time, hit every time!
The glow sticks were waving wildly, and the explosive DJ dance music matched perfectly with the light spots of the dot matrix projector!
good!
Winter Gua’s so-called fate of life and death is to retreat in order to advance, deliberately irritating Xiu Niang and making her appear quickly, so that they can die happily!
Sacrifice a random unlucky guy in exchange for ghost information!
The hilarious and terrifying scene of committing suicide caused the live broadcast room to explode instantly!
The audience at the scene laughed like crazy——
“Boil! Dance in the mourning hall!!”
‘You are so stupid, hahahahaha! ’
‘Take one away at random, right? ’
“No, I can’t stand it anymore, I’m going to lose oxygen from laughing”
‘Bring your own cement! Gather at the entrance of the village! ’
‘(Dancing) (Dancing) (Dancing)’
‘I’ll blanch it! Unique skill! ! ’
‘King of Hell: Why do I have the names of four non-mainstream disciples flashing in the book of life and death? ’
‘Xiu Niang only hates that she can only take one away every time she hunts’
‘It’s awkward, isn’t it? ? ? ’
'no? Who is the ghost? ’
‘It’s off the mark…’
‘Xiu Niang: What’s going on? ’
‘Oh my god, I laughed so much that I burst into tears, hahahahahaha…’
‘That’s so **** outrageous, Xiu Niang is so unlucky when she meets the four of you.’
‘…’ Know!
This is an expert map. Ghosts have no free time, are easily angered, and may hunt at any time.
So, let’s not wait for them to dance to their fullest!
It only takes less than half a minute!
I saw the candlelight in the room suddenly extinguished!
Immediately afterwards, all the flashlights in the audience flashed!
The atmosphere at the scene is more like a disco!
“Hunted!!”
In the dynamic rhythm of DJ dance music, just listen to the scream of winter melon!
Everyone looks around!
"No?"
Liu Peiqie glanced around and saw no ghosts anywhere.
“Yes…I didn’t see it…”
Liu Di and Teacher Ma also looked around. Not to mention ghosts, they didn't see any ghosts.
However!
Just when everyone is confused!
Winter melon felt as if his vision was blocked by a strand of silk.
Subconsciously raised his hand to push it away and looked up -
A pale face appeared in front of him, face to face with him.
The woman hangs upside down from the beam, with her red weeds and hair hanging down.
The white paper-like face was slightly swollen, blood flowed from the two empty eye sockets, and a mouth that was bigger than a football was open, as if it could bite off a human head in one bite.
bang!
There was no pause at all!
Winter Melon Qiang disappeared on the spot!
And the upper right corner of the somatosensory screen also immediately displayed the information that he was disconnected!
Scared to death immediately! Disconnected on the spot!
At this time!
The remaining three people also saw that unforgettable scene and exploded on the spot! !
The combined screams of the three people were about to knock off the roof of the ancient house!
“I **** run, **** I **** you ****, I ****—!!”
Throw down the glow stick and run away!
Behind him, a ghost roar sounded!
They saw Xiu Niang falling from the beam, her joints flipped over, and she fell to the ground on all fours like a terrifying spider. She followed the remaining three people and quickly chased after her!
Liu Peiqie felt like his courage was about to be scared out of his mind!
In panic, he grabbed Mr. Di next to him and ran for his life!
Going east along the main house, the two of them found a large wardrobe and crawled inside!
“Fuck!! Fuck, fuck! Hold the door!”
“Hold on, hold on!”
“It’s broken, it’s broken, it’s broken! It’s pulling on the door outside!”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
“WDNMD I’ve tightened it!!”
“Wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong! It’s really wrong! Sister!”
“I don’t dare anymore! I don’t dare anymore and I’ll hang you up...”
…”
哐丁! Bang! Bang!
哐丁—
finally!
When all is said and done, the EMF stops chirping.
The force that had been pulling on the door handle outside the closet also disappeared.
It took two minutes!
Liu Peiqie and Liu Di in the closet breathed a sigh of relief!
“Hoo—I’m boiling—”
“Is everything going to be fine?”
“Maybe, the EMF doesn’t sound anymore.”
“Let’s... go out and have a look?”
"Walk…"
Speaking.
Liu Peiqie slowly let go of his hand and pushed the closet door outward a crack.
–
Outside the door, there is nothing.
The Xiu Niang in red seemed to have finished her hunt and fell silent again.
But the question is...who is she hunting?
Liu Peiqie and Liu Di looked at each other.
Then, the expressions of both of them changed at the same time!
“Fuck!!”
“Old horse!!”
With a clang, the two men pushed open the door and walked out.
I saw the body lying on the ground right in front of me!
It’s Lao Ma!
He died outside the cabinet door, even with one hand on the edge of the cabinet!
A moment!
An extremely bad guess arose in the minds of the two of them!
“Can it be said that...”
“The person who just pulled our cabinet…”
“Not a ghost?”
“But Lao Ma???”
Just finished!
At the lower left corner of the public screen of the game, a line of text pops up—
【Wuhu Teacher Ma: Yes, there was something wrong with my wheat just now】
wipe-! !
A moment!
The regret of a strange combination of circumstances enveloped the two of them!
Especially Liu Peiqie, who directly put on a mask of pain, held his head in his hands, and was about to cry!
Because just now, he was the one who pulled the door with the strongest force!
That's why Teacher Ma was brutally hunted outside the door!
“Ah…ah…ah…!!”
Next second! A cry of sorrow echoed throughout the live broadcast room! Crying on the spot!
“Old horse—hey—!!”
“Old horse—!!”
“Ahhhhhhh!!”
The effect is explosive!
All the water friends burst out laughing!
‘Hahahahahaha! Wonderful! So wonderful! ’
‘The program is very effective! ! ’
‘Hahahaha, I haven’t stopped laughing since I started dancing. I didn’t expect that there would be such a big **** job! ! ’
'quick! Who can sing suona! ’
‘Teacher Ma, if you don’t lie down and cover yourself with a white cloth today, I’ll be sorry for Liu Peiqie’s incident...'
‘I’m tired of laughing, I’m really tired of laughing, I have no strength at all, please help me, please help me...’
‘This piece of advice will be directly incorporated into the Beiying textbook’
‘I would cry even worse than when Teacher Ma died’
‘I would like to call it another famous scene among all sharks, as famous as "Dad Yiyi Is Working"! ’
"Eggplant Crying Horse""
‘Hahahahahaha I really can’t stop laughing’
‘This game is so top-notch! Horrifying and funny! Well deserved! ’
‘I don’t allow anyone to not have this game on their Yiyu x1! ’
‘Brother Fu v50 is given to Lao Ma and his followers’
‘Hahahahaha! ’
‘…’
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"...Well, yes, the exchange rate variable I used in the article is the monthly data on the real effective exchange rate of China's currency after the exchange reform in July 2005. The trade balance variable uses IM and EX published by the National Bureau of Statistics, and then It is seasonally adjusted and logarithmically adjusted,"
“Okay, then I will conduct a stationarity test on each variable based on the whole series theory, okay,”
“Well, teacher, please rest. I will send it to your email after I have revised it. Bye.”
eaten.
It is night.
Shen Miaomiao hung up the voice call that lasted for an hour and a half, closed her notebook and breathed a sigh of relief.
Hold his two small fists above his head and stretch out:
“Hey—oh my god, I’m so exhausted…”
These days, she has been busy with her thesis.
Not because of the complexity of her paper.
Mainly because she was so arrogant before that she didn’t move a single word of the paper.
Originally, Shen Miaomiao's plan was to complete it before the deadline.
Unexpectedly, this week, her tutor suddenly informed her that she was going to use her "Research on China's Currency Exchange Rate and International Trade Balance" as a model paper for a public defense, and leaders from the Department of Education would participate.
This is really **** her.
Drafting and revising overnight, organizing documents, and communicating with the instructor.
A whole week!
That is to say, the company has no projects now, and she, the CEO who is a fisherman, does not have to "take charge of the overall situation" in the past.
Otherwise, she would be busy with both the company and the paper.
Moving her sore shoulders, Shen Miaomiao flipped through the calendar on the table.
Just look at today on the calendar, it is drawn with a red circle.
Shen Miaomiao was stunned for a moment, then slapped her thigh!
“Ah! This day is so confusing! Today is the day when the ghost phobia settles down!”
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PS: The five major chapters with 20,000+ words on the first day have been updated! I beg for a wave of recommended monthly tickets!
(End of this chapter)