Chapter 405 Newton’s coffin can no longer hold it!
Awesome.
It’s simply unprecedented! Eternally awesome! Shockingly awesome!
The awesome thing about it is that it will make you marvel in disbelief that this is actually a game released at Gamescom this year with the IP of The Lord of the Rings!
At this moment!
ˆAlmost all the media who had made a "worth looking forward to" evaluation of this game were all dumbfounded!
Even started to doubt the experience and judgment of my ten years of working experience!
The Lord of the Rings IP costs $500 million!
You said its quality is not enough for the development cost, is it as bug-prone as "Yexia Island"?
It’s not!
Because from an industrial quality point of view, whether it is the light and shadow presentation in the game or the dark and dense mountains, the expressiveness and fidelity of the picture are very high!
“That is to say!”
SLGamers deputy editor Laye grabbed his sparse hair in disbelief, his eyes filled with question marks:
“Whether it’s the inexplicable automatic adsorption and modeling gaps, or the design that won’t trigger an alarm when Gulu is ‘assassinated’ in person, it’s all done intentionally by Yunwei!”
“This is actually a feature of their game! Feature?!”
“They are…”
…
“…Are they a bunch of **** schizophrenic patients? How else could they create such an evil protagonist?”
Similarly, at this moment, Hank, the editor of Hummingbird Games, is also making a sharp blast:
“I felt something was wrong from the moment they chose Gollum as the protagonist,”
“Although Gollum is a well-known character throughout The Lord of the Rings,”
“But hasn’t this guy always been the most despicable, darkest, and disgusting character in The Lord of the Rings?!”
“I actually thought they would differentiate the two personalities of Gollum and Smeag like in “Fight Club” and compete with each other to reflect Gollum’s only conscience and dark and despicable struggle,”
"result!"
“Hou-li crab! What the **** kind of **** did I experience?”
“How can Cornick understand that what players want to experience is the inner struggle and struggle of split personality,”
“Instead of fucking! Immersive! Play! One! Noisy and annoying! Pointless! Paranoid and weird!”
"Neuropathy!"
“This is just fucking—”
…
"Crime! Fucking crime! I reported the **** Cornick for electronic lynching on me!"
Ergoujun, the editor-in-chief of Bonfire Games, roared repeatedly in the live broadcast room:
“The platform jumping design at the beginning of this century. If Sekiro knew he was being compared to this thing, he would have to be killed by Cornick!”
“What a comparison! What a comparison!”
“The setting of lying on the ground like a dog forever and only looking up at the sky is very similar to the state of Cornick when he was a dog for Vivendi!”
“That shit-like edge adsorption judgment is like Schrödinger’s mother in a state of superposition of life and death!”
"There is no warning, the climbing point is clearly right in front of you but you can't find it at all. It makes me feel like Cornick personally put his mother's ashes into the milk powder can and then forced the player to take the ashes from Sift out the milk powder!"
“This is not a game! This is a cross-border fraud!”
“If the American five-star general MacArthur were still alive, he would definitely comment-”
…
“Give him a Ring and he will give you a schizophrenic Gollum.”
“Give him a cost of 500 million, and he will give you a piece of flying defense.”
In the live broadcast room, pew, who did not participate in the Cologne Exhibition this time, played the role of MacArthur in the live broadcast room, holding a pipe and saying:
“I thought my lie about getting the soldiers home before Christmas was outrageous enough,”
“I never expected that the president of the world’s largest comprehensive game manufacturer would be even more powerful,”
“He actually called this mosaic a ‘game’ and even classified it as a ‘platform jumping game’,”
“Compared to this, Golden Wind’s SamGu has to give in three points,”
“Because Cornick is the real psychopath, "Gulu" is not so much a conflict between the two personalities of Smeg and Gollum, but rather a multiple-choice question for the players - "
"There are two chairs in front of you. One has a pile of answers on it, and the other has a big **** on it. You must sit on one of the chairs and eat the food on the other chair."
“He is the genius of torture, the inventor of electronic torture, and the real six-star general!”
…
Exploded!
Good news: The reputation of "Lord of the Rings: Gollum" is booming!
Bad news: The reputation of "Lord of the Rings: Gollum" is exploding!
This 3S-level work derived from the world-famous IP "handled by Kaunike himself" relies on its overwhelming publicity, as well as the same platform jumping design, unsincere detail optimization, bizarre protagonist settings, and incompetent and confused AI. Logic, as well as the deliberate jump judgment and the ten-hour official extra game process!
Within just half an hour of Gamescom, it has topped the red and black game lists of various media outlets!
《First experience score is 1/10! Simon, the editor-in-chief of SNG, bluntly stated that ‘1 point is only the limit of scoring, not the limit of Gulu’”
《Violent Complaint! The well-known Twitch game anchor pew Rui commented on Gulu! 》
"Is the East imitating others?" What kind of work does Cornick, who intends to imitate Sam's personal control of the game, bring? 》
《I thought Yexia Island was already invincible! Whose general is this Gulu? 》
《What a surprise! The widely anticipated score for ‘Lord of the Rings Gollum’ is generally no more than 2/10! 》
There was an uproar!
actually!
If "The Lord of the Rings: Gollum" had not been authorized by such a well-known IP, there would not have been overwhelming publicity, and there would not have been a near-unanimous evaluation of what is worth looking forward to across the media.
No matter how bad it is, it will never suffer such an uproarious siege.
but!
It has done all the publicity mentioned above, and it has done it in a big way!
Made a thousand miles forward! Made a great success!
From Ireland to Khitan, no one knows it, no one knows it!
This feeling is like a world-renowned group company announcing that it will develop an unprecedented product, and then presenting a whole bunch of defenses (physics) under the expectation of everyone!
Angry is no longer enough to describe the mood of media followers from all walks of life! Unbelievable and unbelievable will become their only emotions at this moment!
A sensational collapse, starting from this moment, is spreading to the entire gaming circle!
The collapse of word-of-mouth and the overwhelming abuse are the most insignificant consequences of this horrific accident!
The real horrific consequence is that Yunwei's market value growth that just set a record is evaporating crazily at a speed visible to the naked eye...
…
At this time!
While the outside world is still in a state of anxiety and chaos!
dream is fighting a tree.
The square sun hangs in the sky, and irregular rectangular clouds float by.
The water beside the lake is sparkling, and the grass underfoot is lush and lush.
The years are quiet and peaceful.
There is only the sound of knocking on wood, rhythmically ringing in the dream world.
to be honest!
dream actually doesn’t know what to do now.
As soon as he entered the game, he was born in a hilly landform, surrounded by mountains, water and woods.
The backpack grid in the UI interface is blank.
On the upper left side of the backpack grid, there are ten pixel-style red hearts, representing the blood volume.
At the upper right, there is a string of ten small hams in a pixelated style, which is his satiety level.
gone.
That’s all.
Although Dream is still a little uncomfortable with this somatosensory cabin pixel style, the game's own creative workshop was opened and loaded with a series of high-definition and light and shadow material packs, which improved the picture to a stunning level.
but!
The interface UI is still the same.
So, based on his game experience and intuition, Dream decided to try to dig out the wood first:
“I don’t know if it can be dug like this. Stardew Valley at least had Mayor Lewis’ tips and a beginner’s toolkit at the beginning, but this game actually has nothing…”
Boo!
Suddenly, I heard a soft crisp sound!
dream watched helplessly as a section of the tree trunk in front of him was dug out by himself, and a piece of wood was automatically sucked into his backpack.
Then!
There is no more.
The tree stump was still stuck on the ground blankly, with a section of space in the middle, and above it was the canopy suspended in the air.
"ah???"
Dream was stunned for a full two seconds and made a sound unique to the Golden Wind players.
Brother, are you just... so... hanging in the air?
dream tentatively stretched out his hand and swept the oak tree through the gap.
No problem, it’s not a bug, he has indeed dug up that section of tree trunk.
And his brother Shu is indeed suspended in the air like this, standing erect.
The live broadcast room is full of question marks—
? ? ? ’
'this? ah? ’
‘Why doesn’t it fall? Didn't bear any force? Gravity no longer exists? ’
'no? Hahahahahaha, I have so many questions! ’
‘Stop laughing! Come and help me! Newton's coffin board can no longer hold it down! ’
‘Don’t ask, asking is the nature of the game’
‘Don’t tell me, this is really a feature, it just...can...make blocks levitate...'
‘I’m so stupid! Suddenly I had an idea! Since the blocks can levitate, wouldn't it be possible to build a floating city? ’
‘Oh haha...it’s interesting’
‘This setting… is quite golden…’
‘Too grassy…’
‘…’
dream was shocked.
The audience was also shocked!
After all, even in the simplest games, the model is usually subjected to force.
A big tree will fall down if it is cut down, and the physical model suspended in the air will fall to the ground.
This is common sense!
but!
Minecraft just violates this common sense and allows the blocks to float independently in the air!
“It’s quite... quite unexpected...”
ˆdream is also quite dumbfounded.
As he spoke, he took out the piece of wood he had just picked up:
“So what’s the use of this wood, what should I do…”
"oh-!!"
Place the logs into the small space in the heads-up display UI interface with Dream!
Four planks transformed from logs appeared.
And when Dream, with the mentality of giving it a try, filled the four squares with four wooden boards!
A square workbench was magically put together in this way!
The wonderful adventure of dream begins from this small workbench...
(End of this chapter)