Chapter 349: Villa is online! I seem to have some ideas

Chapter 349 Villa is online! I seem to have some ideas...

People are inappropriate.

Eggs are picked up randomly.

The game must be won.

Amidst the scoldings of all the ‘bastards’!

In the end, Ayin beat the crowd with 13 Easter eggs and deservedly became the overlord of this year’s Easter Egg Festival in Stardew Valley!

“Holy shit! We are so awesome!”

A Yin and his cousin celebrated.

However, just as the two were celebrating, they heard a click and the door of A Yin's live broadcast room suddenly opened.

“...Wait a minute, cousin,”

A Yin paused the game, and then heard his voice far away from the microphone:

“What’s wrong Nana?”

“You haven’t finished broadcasting today, it’s half past twelve.” Nana’s voice sounded in the room.

“Ah, it’s not over yet, what are you doing?”

A Yin nodded and asked.

Nana chuckled lightly: "It's okay, I just came over to see you. Then the child and I will go to bed first."

"Come on, let's go to bed first," A Yin waved his hand: "I'll be down in a moment."

For a while.

As we all know, generally speaking, the definition of "a while" is about a few minutes, or the time of a cigarette, or the time of a meal, in short it will not be too long.

but!

If this person is playing Stardew Valley and he says he will do something "in a while", then you should pay attention.

Because his moment is most likely the moment on the giant wave star in "Interstellar".

Actually, A Yin is not to blame for this.

After all, there are too many things in Stardew Valley that require him to be busy.

The strawberries at home have just been planted, and one seed costs one hundred yuan. I have to see the profit, right?

The day after tomorrow is Hailey’s birthday. She is quite beautiful, and she is still the most beautiful girl in town. I have to go and pay a visit, right?

It is said that Kemei Wangdi Supermarket recently went to Pierre's father-in-law's grocery store to promote membership. I have to repair the community center quickly, right?

Oh, by the way, I also asked Robin to help build a chicken coop. I have to supervise the work tomorrow and buy some chicks.

In addition, my cousin said that he found a small puddle when he went to the mine and was going to try fishing. According to him, the aquatic products in different waters are also different.

Also, I saw two children, Jaz and Vincent, at the entrance of the sewer this morning. They said that the key to the sewer is in the hands of Professor Gunther of the museum. That means there are also plots in the sewer that can be explored. I have to find a way. Go in and take a look.

There are so many things waiting for me to do!

There are so many places waiting for me to explore!

Let’s not explore it all in one night, at least let’s do everything we can!

Ever since!

A Yin's "a moment" became—

“Wait a while and then we’ll pour the water…”

“We’ll get off when Robin comes later…”

“We’ll plant them after the seedlings come out in a while…”

“We’ll get some chickens later...”

“Yeah, there is a carriage selling high-end goods today. I’ll take a look at it later. I’ll get off after seeing it…”

“Hey, it’s raining today. Let’s go out after my cousin finishes fishing...”

“Tsk…just wait a little longer…”

“Wait a minute…”

finally!

As Nana pushed open A Yin's door again, an incredible soft scream suddenly sounded in the live broadcast room:

“Brother!! It’s half past three!! What are you doing? You haven’t downloaded it yet? Didn’t you say you will download it later?!”

"ah?"

When the voice came, A Yin also trembled:

“What time...fuck, it’s half past three?!”

Look at my wife who looks surprised and even a little annoyed, and then look at the Stardew Valley calendar on the screen.

After a long awkward silence, A Yin opened his mouth and said somewhat sarcastically:

"But...the Flower Dance Festival is tomorrow. I'll get off after finishing this event. How about...wait...a little while longer?"

“I’m waiting for your grandson—!!”

Hahahahahahaha…

It was hilarious!

All the friends in the live broadcast room were stunned:

‘Redefine [wait a moment]’

‘This wait is three hours’

‘Yin Li [First Class] = three hours’

‘This game is too time-consuming’

‘It’s so magical, hahahahahaha, I feel like there are things to do every day and I will never be finished’

‘Flower Dance Festival is the unique feature of Stardew Valley, you must participate’

‘Broken, the old thief is now not only murdering my wallet, but also starting to murder my time’

‘I know why this game doesn’t have a somatosensory cabin. I guess it’s because I’m afraid that someone will spend their whole life in a somatosensory cabin...'

‘Hahahahahahahaha it’s hard to disagree’

‘Damn it, if Nana hadn’t told the time, I wouldn’t have noticed it was three-thirty! ’

‘Wait a minute? Half past three? If I remember correctly...tomorrow is Tuesday, right? ’

'ah? ’

‘Fuck…trough…’

‘Huh? Why don’t my friends who have to go to work tomorrow laugh? Is it because you don’t like to laugh? ’

‘It’s over! Grass! We have a project meeting tomorrow—! ! ’

‘…’

Kill the time demon!

It is said that you don’t know if you don’t play with it, but you will be shocked if you play with it!

None of the players expected that Stardew Valley, which most of them had not noticed before, could be so magical!

Farming and logging, livestock breeding, exploring and mining, participating in festivals, pursuing lovers...

This is like a pixel-style paradise!

From the moment you swing the hoe, there will be an endless stream of colorful ways that only you can imagine and it can’t do, which is dazzling and amazing!

Yes!

magic!

After all, this is a parallel world!

Before Stardew Valley, no one could think of playing a game like this, and no one could think that a game based on farming could be so interesting and addictive!

This is a completely new game type.

This is an unprecedented new gaming experience.

In addition to calling it ‘magical’, players seem to have no words to describe it!

Even the next day, Simon, the chief evaluation editor of SNG, tweeted -

…I originally wanted to rate this game in a review because it is so fascinating! But when I came back to my senses, I found that I couldn't give a score because I had no basis! This is a brand new game type, even Golden Wind has never launched such an amazing game! This... I can only say one thing - it is so interesting that it seems magical! ! 】

…"So much so that I played until four in the morning. I'm sorry, boss."

This day!

Wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses, Fang Ge stood staggeringly in the office. Against the background of the black-rimmed glasses, his dark circles seemed to get darker, as if he was about to faint and sleep to death in the next second. .

"You sit down first, sit down and say, you are going to fall..."

The man sitting at the desk was about thirty-six or seventeen years old. As he spoke, he took off his work badge from his neck and placed it on the table, sighing helplessly.

The work sign placed on the table reflects the clear sky outside the window. The orange-red LOGO on it is an abstract pattern, a bit like a cut mango.

Below, the man's position and name are displayed in milky-white characters - [Mango Comprehensive View 7th Project Department]

【Minister】

【Yuan Quan】

Mango TV, which was established in May last year, is now one and a half years old.

As a comprehensive video website affiliated with Mango TV, Mango Variety TV focuses on self-made variety shows and satellite TV drama broadcasts, among which self-made variety shows are the top priority of the entire platform.

As of the beginning of this year, under the leadership of General Manager Wu Mengxing, Mango Variety TV has created six major variety show project teams, such as "Please Take Care of Your Refrigerator", "My Wife's Romantic Travel", "Chinese Restaurant", etc., all of which have received good response and are booming. .

Just last month, the seventh project department headed by Yuan Quan was also established.

The task assigned to Yuan Quan by the general manager is also very simple -

【Open a new type of self-produced variety show to enrich its variety show categories】

The task is both simple and difficult.

To this end, the team has met and discussed more than once, and the department is under great pressure.

This morning’s project meeting was to report to General Manager Wu on their two recent variety shows, which are a talent show and a travel talk variety show.

result!

Didn’t expect it.

This report, which was not outstanding in the first place, became even more irritating when Fangge fell asleep in the conference room.

As the general manager, Wu Mengxing certainly couldn't scold Fangge directly, so it was naturally Yuan Quan who took the blame.

And Fangge also knew that he was "sinful".

No, the boss just came back from the general manager in disgrace, and he came to apologize.

“…I’m so…so sorry, boss…for causing you to be scolded…”

Fangge is really sorry.

Yuan Quan is more than ten years older than him. He is low-key and gentle, and he takes good care of everyone in the group.

Now, because I fell asleep in a project meeting openly, I was scolded for nothing.

Fangge is naturally extremely guilty.

“Hey—forget it, let’s change the story, we can’t do this again,”

Yuan Quan looked at Fangge's embarrassed look, sighed softly, and then waved his hand to indicate that it was okay:

“After all, our top priority now is not to discuss whether we should sleep during the meeting,”

“But we should present a new variety show to the leaders,”

“If you can take it out, let alone sleeping during a meeting, you can go directly to Mr. Wu’s office to sleep without getting scolded,”

"If you can't take it out, you just won't sleep. Should we still be scolded? It's just a different reason."

Yuan Quan speaks slowly and calmly, but his words are precise and straight to the point.

It’s a market economy.

Whoever can come up with new ideas, create new flowers, and get more advertising fees is the boss in the company, and even the general manager must be polite.

Otherwise.

That’s bullshit, just wait and be scolded.

“What about our two variety show formats...?”

Fangge rubbed his eyes and asked weakly.

Yuan Quan shook his head and said bluntly:

"No, the show is too old, and the travel talk show collided with "Wife's Romantic Travel", and Mr. Wu rejected them all."

"ah…"

Hearing this, Fangge sighed and clicked his tongue in embarrassment.

As a member of the Seventh Project Department, Fangge usually works in the planning team.

The previous two plans were drafted and submitted by him and his team members.

It is one of the pioneer members of the team, a commando, and one of the framers of the program.

Now that the project has been PASSed and needs to be re-drafted, this work has the most direct relationship with him.

A period of time.

Fangge fell into deep thought.

However.

Just as the two of them bowed their heads in silence.

Ding dong.

Suddenly, a cell phone beep sounded.

Fangge took out his phone and looked down.

Just see a special attention notification on your mobile phone——

【Golden Wind V: Let me introduce you to a new friend—@星dewvalley Resort! Yes! Our first surrounding physical real estate project will be launched next week! Want to experience the life of Stardew Valley when the sun rises and the sun sets? Want to get away from the hustle and bustle of the city and enjoy a moment of peace and quiet? Start here! (Attachment: Ordering experience link)]

ah? ? ?

Fangge was stunned for a moment and made the voice of a Golden Wind player.

What the hell?

Stardew Valley…resort? !

Fuck! !

To prevent myself from making mistakes, I read Fangge three more times, and even clicked on the comments below to check carefully—

‘Holy shit! What an awesome little scalper! Is there a real-life Stardew Valley? ’

'no? Villa? ah? Did you build a villa? ’

‘Who said before that there is no somatosensory cabin version? Who said that? Now you understand why! They really did it! ’

‘I’ll blanch it! I just clicked on the link and took a look, and all I can say is...it's so **** restored! ! ’

‘Hahahahaha! It actually starts with cleaning the house! Absolutely amazing! ’

‘No…I…with all due respect, I kind of want to go…’

'no! He is not the kind of simple worker you imagine! It can exchange workload for ingredients or meals! ’

‘Then you pay for the work, but it also includes food and lodging? ? ? ’

‘Hahahahahaha, that’s what the grass seems to be like...’

‘No...I...I'm sorry, everyone, I'm addicted to Stardew Valley. I really want to go...'

'One thing to say is that he only has 500 yuan, and three houses can accommodate five to eight people, which is less than 100 yuan per person. Moreover, every person who experiences accommodation will also receive a 50% off Golden Wind game e-card. Voucher, I think...it's worth it, right? ’

‘Fuck, 50% off! Brother, does this still matter? Biochemical 7 is 60 dollars, use the coupon to save 30 dollars and more than 200 dollars! Isn’t this a free prostitution? ’

‘Hiss—it seems like oh—I thought Stardew Valley didn’t have much money, and 50% off seems quite cheap—’

‘I’m in Binjiang, brothers, I’m going to rush in first…’

‘I also want…’

‘You can indeed try it…’

‘…’

Looking at the many comments, Fangge just felt like a lightbulb flashed in his mind!

Wait a moment?

“Boss…”

Fangge slowly raised his head and looked at Yuan Quan with a thoughtful expression on his face:

“I seem to have some ideas for our new variety show…”

(End of this chapter)

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