Chapter 303: Kaunik, when are you coming? Me, you, you, me!
"Well…"
As soon as he entered the main interface of the game, XTT felt something was wrong and groaned.
After closing seven pages including "Daily Tasks", "First Deposit Benefits", "Server Launch Event", "Gathering Gifts" and "Pride Flag Receiver", the genius boy fell into deep thought.
“What the fuck…”
XTT was quite hesitant, even a little doubting whether he had entered the wrong game:
“What I’m driving is the 75-dollar pre-order version of “High Power Pioneer,” right? Isn’t it the free “FireWire”?”
Opening lightning strike!
The barrage can’t be stopped at once!
'broken! Zhongyue read it! You’ve already used the Yunwei somatosensory cabin, so why are you still getting the FireWire Shuttle pop-up window? ’
‘Hahahahahahahahaha, that’s so right, brother, is Yunwei letting the little polar bear take over the body?’
‘Don’t be embarrassed, there are not so many pop-ups in FireWire Shuttle now, and Fire Kirin is given away for free’
'ah? I’ll look at it later. I’ll go get the fire unicorn first…’
‘The opening scene amused me. I even saw the lucky draw wheel in a trance just now? ’
‘It’s not that you are in a trance, there really is a big turntable for drawing weapons...’
'ah? ’
‘This…75 dollars? ’
'broken! What a **** imbecile! ’
‘It’s hard to imagine that this is the interface of a buy-out game, I can’t **** hold it in anymore, hahahahaha…’
‘…’
This was also designed by you? ? ?
Under the lightning strike at the opening, not to mention the many experienced players.
Even a person like Shen Miaomiao, who has not played many games, was shocked by the dazzling pop-up window to cheat on Krypton!
This thing...should only exist in free games...and not all free games are like this...
After all, she seemed to have only seen this battle in a few games from Xunteng Games Guangyao Studio.
Even in several free games like Tianlang, the pop-up windows that deceive people are not so scary.
“Oh, this is Lao Lu’s suggestion,”
Gu Sheng smiled and nodded:
“Lao Lu feels that Xunteng’s pop-up window at the beginning is really disgusting. Every time you start the game, you have to spend half a minute to close the pop-up window. It’s really annoying, so I added it.”
Speaking.
Gu Sheng took a sip of Coke, shrugged and muttered to himself: "They really haven't changed anything..."
Shen Miaomiao was numb.
Looking at the live broadcast window a little desperately.
Yunwei is really dumbfounded, and he is sure to step into any trap.
This is not…
“Are you trying to be disgusting on purpose? I’m from CNM!”
Before Shen Miaomiao could finish muttering, XTT in the live broadcast room was the first to lose his temper. After closing the page, he looked at the densely packed [Activity] [Pass] [Lucky Wheel] [Collection·Destiny] [Superhero] [Limited Time Gift Pack] ] and a series of red dots on the label, the whole person is like a volcano on the verge of erupting:
"I, CNM, are you here to play a **** PC browser game? I paid for it, right? No? I have to check my **** consumption records later. I remember I didn't receive a refund. This game Didn’t it become free after the release of Nima?”
As soon as this statement came out!
There was even more laughter in the live broadcast room, and the audience almost burst out laughing—
‘I knew it! ’
‘Hahahahahaha it’s too abstract’
‘Did Yunwei cheat on her, or did the polar bear cheat on her? ’
‘I’m going to die laughing at this page’
‘Taoist priests and fifteen dogs are walking sideways in the whole area! ’
‘Hello everyone, I am Zha Zhahui, a new version of Miracle Ship that you have never seen before. At eight o’clock tonight, if you are a brother, come and kill me.’
‘This page is so **** funny’
‘The genius boy turned into a moron overnight! Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality? Please pay attention tonight at 8 o’clock - "The Path of No Return"
‘What a **** live broadcast immortal, it belongs to you’
‘No wonder there are no player voices, they are all busy laughing, right? ’
‘Hahahahahahahahahaha…’
‘…’
“Uh…this is Ojiang’s suggestion,”
Gu Sheng saw little Nezha looking at him dumbfounded again, and shrugged:
“Ojiang felt that this thing was even more disgusting than the pop-up window, so he added it. Who would have thought that they would also follow it... I guess it’s a silly foreigner who has never seen this battle..."
What a departure, brother!
Shen Miaomiao's whole body was not feeling well.
While astonished, a theory suddenly came to mind—
The reason why the top people in the industry can be at the top of the industry is not only because they know how to achieve success, but more importantly, they know where the big thunders in this industry are.
But the problem is!
This kind of ultimate cerebral palsy is obviously the setting of a disgusting player. Even a layman like her can see it.
Why can’t Yunwei, the designer responsible for this project, see this?
It stands to reason that even if the designer responsible for this project is an imbecile:
“He shouldn’t be imbecile, right?”
Shen Miaomiao really didn't understand.
Hearing this, Gu Sheng laughed without surprise:
“The designer in charge of this project is indeed not imbecile. He was even one of the three companies in Camera Royal. He once worked on two major 3S-level projects - "Silent Hill" and "Jakuza Rush". He is..."
Fate is wonderful beyond words.
Shen Miaomiao had a complicated expression and closed her despairing eyes for Yun Wei.
Yamamoto Tsuna.
This unlucky guy actually met Lao Gu again.
This makes sense.
There is no doubt that the tragic failure caused Yamamoto Tsuna to suffer from severe "Gu Sheng PTSD".
For Lao Gu, this unlucky guy must be so afraid and hateful that after 'stealing' a project that was 'personally supervised' by Lao Gu, he blindly trusted this supernova designer who is now famous all over Asia and even the world. authority.
When Lao Gu drew a pit, he would jump into it.
even!
It is very likely that he himself has seen the big iron nail under the pit, and under the pressure of the four words "Gu Sheng's authority", he will lie to himself that it is a chocolate teething stick, and then jump down without hesitation.
well…
Shen Miaomiao sighed with approval and took a sip of the brown sugar water that Lao Gu specially prepared for her. Then she turned slightly sideways and leaned against Gu Sheng's side, finding a comfortable position and resting her head on his. on the shoulders.
That’s it.
Marry a chicken and follow the chicken, marry the dog and follow the dog. Who made me blind in the beginning to choose such a manager who seemed to be very smart, but was actually really smart?
Adjust your mentality.
Just have fun, I still do.
after all…
If you put aside the external factors of whether there is a rebate or not, look at it.
This game is really fun to the point of being crazy—
“Oops—NM can’t play D (output), can you please stop grabbing it! What you’re playing is NM and JB!!”
In the live broadcast room, XTT’s voice was filled with anger!
I barely accepted these disgusting-looking opening pages. XTT was like an unlucky guy who had just fallen and got up from the ground. Before he could stand still, he was hit by the setting truck called "Fixed 222". !
You need to know!
As long as they are players who play FPS, everyone has a desire to output.
However, in the fixed formation of 2T2N2D, so much output is definitely not enough to match the match.
Hence, an extremely embarrassing situation arises - if you play T or N, the matching time is only 5-10 seconds at best, and you can start the game right away.
But if you play D, the matching time displayed is a full two minutes!
That’s it, it still shows the time.
XTT chose the hero "Cross Hammer" and entered the game after five minutes of matching and still couldn't start the game.
Getting dog tags and grabbing flags.
It goes without saying that dog tags are a thing. Kill people to pick up dog tags. The party with the most dog tags in the end wins.
In fact, in theory, if you want to win in this mode, you have to kill people with D, pick up cards with T, and milk T with N.
But the two D’s from XTT are pure mad dogs!
If you can't kill one person, send dog tags to the opponent like crazy.
“Oh, I really am...oh...can you please stop giving me straw...give me a **** hammer!!”
Boom—
Seeing that his teammates could not count on him, XTT was extremely talented after all. He charged with a sledgehammer and relied on his own health advantage to really force the opponent's player with the highest dog card into a blind corner.
Then the sledgehammer rotates and kills the opponent on the spot!
Ding! !
28 dog tags instantly appeared in front of XTT’s eyes!
The live broadcast room was filled with cheers!
Even Gu Sheng and Shen Miaomiao cheered for XTT, calling it awesome!
However, the next second—
——! !
A green figure, like a ghost, flashed past XTT in an instant, taking away the 28 dog tags he had finally won.
At this moment, the countdown to the game has reached the last ten seconds!
"Why!"
XTT gave a short scream and was stunned. He watched helplessly as his "Ninja Source" teammate reached out and grasped the long knife behind his back!
【gilded 叏开Wow Cool—】
employers。
【ah-】
Halfway through using his ultimate move, he was killed by two headshots from the opposite cowboy.
Last second!
Ding!
28 dog tags, accurately picked up by the opponent's cowboy.
【fail】
…”
Silence.
Long silence.
XTT was immediately silent.
He opened the scoreboard silently, then selected the Ninja Source's teammate ID, selected Report, and then selected "Malicious Disruption of the Game Environment."
The next second.
Pop-up window pops up—
【Sorry, Pioneer Girl has not detected abnormal data of this player. Please make good use of the game reporting function to create a better gaming environment, thank you~】
"roll-!!"
The explosive roar echoed through the live broadcast room in an instant, even shaking the microphone to the point of cracking sound!
The volcano of XTT finally erupted!
Like a huge wave in the sky, even more like a blazing flame!
“I***! Do you understand? I***!”
“If your teammates die, you will die! My *** game environment is like this. Can you tell me to make good use of the reporting function?”
"I'll report your ****, I'll report it! My **** game!"
“You’re selling this **** game for **** $75! Are you in a hurry to buy a coffin for your *stinky* thing, you **** thing!”
“I *blooded* you, Cornick!”
“I’m going to **** you up!!”
"ah-!!"
XTT’s ultimate defense breaking, the audience’s hilarious carnival—
‘Hahahahahahahaha, I have so much fun! ’
‘Warning warning! WARNING WARNING! ’
‘Red temperature! The ultimate red temperature! ’
‘My blood pressure suddenly became full, hahahaha’
‘My heart rate is almost 135, hahahahaha, I’ve never experienced such an explosion when I was on Hunter 1 versus 3’
‘Ouch, I laughed until my stomach hurt. This game is so much fun’
‘What kind of SB game is this, hahahahahaha’
‘God **** learns from everyone’s strengths’
“Hey, I suddenly had a bold idea, could this thing be a smoke bomb deliberately set off by the old thief, and then stolen by Yunwei?”
‘Hiss—Although this speculation is no longer popular and even a bit evil, but if you think about it carefully...it seems to make some sense...'
‘Yeah, this opening page and a bunch of red dots of activities, who can’t see it and say something, it’s too strong...'
‘And it sounds like a job that this old thief can do’
‘Don’t say it! Don't tell me! ’
‘Hahahahaha, that’s too outrageous’
'Laughing to death, how many SBs do you need to be fooled by such a big B? This game is simply a **** that you bought for 75 dollars'
'Why! Why! Go and watch the live broadcasts of other anchors in the shooting game area! I would like to call it the Spring Festival Gala in public toilets! ’
'ah? Really? Hahahaha...'
‘…’
good!
The popularity of "High Energy Pioneer" is so hot!
From the United States to the Americas, to Europe and then across the ocean, it swept the world.
· During the period when "Overwatch" has not yet been released, or even announced its release date, there is no doubt that "High-powered Pioneer", which dominates the list of masterpieces and has the largest number of announcements, has become the only FPS masterpiece released in the first half of the year.
And various anchors have also added the game to pre-orders early, just waiting to play it today!
It can produce results!
It is questionable whether the anchors are having fun or not.
But there is no doubt that everyone is obviously completely disgusted by this evil game!
Bibles from all walks of life have appeared one after another.
Some people complained about the second-generation FPS settings—
"Why does Captain Orangutan's stun gun need to be aimed? I don't know. Anyway, I'm sick. By the time the gun was raised, D on the other side was already a hundred thousand meters away. I've died ten thousand times, and the corpses are all gone." Stiff, maybe human beings have migrated outside the solar system, and by the time you have nothing to aim at with that gun of yours, you are still aiming at it. I don’t understand where you are aiming the gun that has two branches. As for your mother, do you have to take a look at this to show off? Is the virtual crosshair digging into your family grave? Are you taking a look at your ****..."
Some people complained about the game’s krypton gold system—
"Let's not talk about the 75 dollars and more than 500 dollars in this game. Just look at the lottery settings of this destiny. The minimum draw is 500 dollars, and the draw is 2 dollars. I believe friends who have played the game know what the guarantee means. This is This means that in addition to spending more than 500 yuan to enter the game, you also need more than 1,000 to 7,000 yuan to get the complete game experience of a hero. There is also the ultimate price of 200 yuan that can only be purchased with krypton gold. The Feitian Big Groove Iron Fist and your mother are going to have a hard-hitting, controllable, and powerful Brigitte. I just want to ask if Yunwei is going bankrupt recently, or does Vivendi want your mother to lay water pipes for the Milky Way... "
Some people complain that these games are full of correct graphics and voice acting—
"Holy shit, I was playing DWA, and suddenly he said, 'My **** are itchy.' If you're sick from CNMGCB, go get it treated immediately! NMGB has to be disgusting, right? I have to mention that this character is a Help her, right? Is it fun for CNM? Either he is a black angel, or he is a man with a broken heart. He wants to post the proud flag all over the map. How come NMLGB is so proud and doesn’t see you Kaunike posting that B-face on his face? Are you going out with the pride flag? I’m CNMD! Which group of magicians have you seen come to play the game after being so popular? Oh, it’s disgusting to play the game under the banner of a special group..."
Some people even knelt down because of their madness, ran away on the spot, and their blood pressure exploded, shouting ELO—
"Either you are all stupid opponents who kill like chickens, 20-0-0! Or you are the one who gives me teammates with cerebral palsy and equips the opponent with self-aiming AI! You are the *** If you like control so much, why don't you go home and control your dog's crazy fucking! What's the point of making this **** game! Technology is useless, I have to burn incense and pray to Buddha, right? It's really better to burn incense than to practice guns! Damn you, you like to use **** AI to control the winning rate and sell your **** games! Why don’t you just learn to be a steel ball fairy from Comella?”
Players around the world are excited.
Just like what the player said.
although!
"High Energy Pioneer" has set off a circle-breaking craze all over the world because of the right banner!
But the problem is!
In the end, those who buy and play games are ordinary players, not the magician “leaders”.
Ever since!
A huge game holy war begins here!
Players from all walks of life shouted, "Cornick, when are you going to do it! I, you, you, you, I, ***!" Raised their troops!
An unprecedented public relations disaster, like a building that is about to collapse, and a storm of waves overturning, heading towards Cornick and his power——
Come rolling! !
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PS: Asking for a monthly pass
(End of this chapter)