Chapter 291 You can live without this activity, but you can’t live without it.
“Okay! Crazy Shark successfully crossed the finish line, with a final score of 1 minute and 20 seconds! A very good result! It’s a good start for us!”
As Colonel Guan's excited voice sounded, he saw that the big shark eagle had stopped among the flying grass clippings.
Since the cars in the Soap Box Race do not have brakes, after crossing the finish line, the contestants often need to stop the car by hitting the haystack.
The camera zooms in, and now we look at this big shark sculpture.
The front face of the shark has been flattened in, and its two wings have already flown away in the previous bumps.
The two somatosensory cabins have completely fallen apart at this moment, with only the somatosensory cabin covers still hanging around their necks.
Both of them looked very excited.
“What a wonderful performance! Come and interview the two of us!”
The host, who had been waiting at the finish line for a long time, came forward and extended the microphone to the brothers in the somatosensory cabin:
“As the first team in the world to appear, we finished the game right at the start and got a good start. Do you two have any thoughts?”
After saying that, the microphone was handed over to the big brother in the somatosensory cabin. The big brother took the microphone and looked very excited:
“Thank you very much for your support, I am very happy to participate in and complete this unique competition,”
“Then I would like to thank our Mr. Yan for his trust and support,”
“He had full control over the design of this vehicle!”
With the voice and gestures of the somatosensory cabin brother, the camera also switched!
Yan Sheng’s close-up expression full of surprise and surprise appeared on the big screen and in the live broadcast of every audience!
After being stunned for two seconds, Yan Sheng stood up amidst the applause and nodding of Gu Sheng beside him, grinned an embarrassing smile that was uglier than crying, and raised his hand to greet the camera.
The audience laughed like crazy—
‘Hahahahahahaha, it was actually designed by the boss of the entertainment industry himself’
‘It feels like Mr. Yan’s teeth are about to be broken’
‘The expression of the old thief next to me is so mean, hahahahaha…’
‘Where on earth did Yi You find these two eyebags, hahahahaha...'
‘Tomorrow the brothers in the somatosensory cabin will be fired from the advanced company because of their left foot’
‘Although the brothers in the somatosensory cabin said thank you, I always felt that they didn’t want to take the blame for the shark’
‘Somatosensory cabin: Even if I am fired, I must shout out in a decaying voice—the shark sculpture was designed by our boss! ! ’
‘Laughing…’
‘…’
A good start!
The appearance of the shark eagle and the abstract post-match interview directly cue the boss, directly pushing this event to a hilarious climax.
However.
Just when everyone thought that the Great Shark Eagle was already an abstract expression at the pinnacle level of this game!
More weird abstract cars and hilarious scenes will appear in turn!
There is [self-exploding truck]—
The huge polar bear rises slowly in the lift.
The whole place was in an uproar!
This polar bear is made of renewable foam and is lifelike. It has a golden bull logo printed on the back. It is extremely well-made. It sits on a trailer supported by a four-wheel frame and is towed by the main control car in front. .
The audience exclaimed!
There is no doubt that the car that follows Yiyou is Xunteng’s.
But compared with Yiyou’s Shark Cartoon, Xunteng’s car is obviously more sophisticated and more handsome!
However.
Just when the audience was marveling at the handsomeness of the Xunteng car!
The next second, I saw behind the polar bear, two riders stepped out, came to the car, and made a swag action!
The two pilots were seen, one black and one white, with two instructions clearly written on their clothes -
One Ctrl+C, one Ctrl+V.
? ? ? ’
In an instant, the screen was filled with question marks!
‘You’re not going to act anymore, are you? ’
‘God **** copy and paste! ’
‘Traditional arts, right? ’
'ah? ? ? ’
‘Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…’
‘Can this be said? ’
‘It’s too abstract, it’s really too **** abstract…’
‘Damn, the little polar bear is quite playful, I love it’
‘I feel like the little polar bear has become much cuter since he was beaten up by Mr. Ou back then’
‘Come on! Destroy the truck! ’
‘Hahahahaha…’
‘…’
There is【Pharaoh moving his tomb】—
Ept Company, one of the suppliers of raw materials for Bull Beverage from Egypt, is unique and integrates the pyramid elements of its country with the car.
When a four-sided pyramid slowly appeared from the lifting platform, the entire audience burst into cheers!
“Oh my God, it’s actually a pyramid!”
“This is so creative!”
“I feel like every participating car is full of creativity, it’s like a large gathering of ideas!”
“But the question is, how should this car be driven?”
“Yes, this perfectly connected vertebral body doesn’t look like it has a driving position…”
However!
Just as the audience was talking about it.
Just heard a click, in full view of everyone, under the gaze of everyone.
There was a gap at the tip of the pyramid.
Immediately afterwards, a pilot with a Pharaoh mask on his face grew like bamboo shoots after the rain in the pyramid.
Hula—
And as the pyramid car suddenly shot out from the big downhill slope, it was accompanied by a handsome and unexpected tail flick.
The whole place was excited!
'Grass! Get up! Saw the pyramids drifting! ’
‘Hahahahaha my mother told me to get out and laugh...’
‘It’s too abstract, I didn’t expect that the manufacturers over at Bulls are also so good at work’
‘You can come to this event without living, but you can’t live without living’
‘Holy shit, hide it now, don’t dare let Britain see this technology, otherwise the Egyptian pyramids will have to be pushed to the British Museum tomorrow’
‘Britain: Got it! Come to work at the museum tomorrow! ’
‘Admission! Admit directly! ’
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‘Please don’t make me laugh, shit, I already have a stomachache’
‘I can’t stop laughing, I really can’t stop laughing…’
‘…’
There is [Third sister getting on the bus]—
“Okay, we saw that the monkey-drawn cart of the CSTG team passed the first ramp smoothly. Although there was a slight bump, the speed did not slow down and it was rock solid!”
Amid the roaring sound of the car, accompanied by Colonel Guan's explanation, Ayin steadily held the steering wheel and sat firmly in the four-wheeled car. On both sides were lifelike little monkeys drawn by Yiyi and Nana using discarded cardboard.
Behind him, in the car connected by simple iron chains, his cousin was sitting upright, wearing a helmet and holding the handle tightly with both hands.
唰——! !
“With the water splashing! We see the monkey pulling the car perfectly across the pool again!”
“Although the speed has slowed down slightly, he is already the player with the shortest time in the entire competition!”
“If they maintain this speed, they will surpass the Crazy Shark and rank first in the competition!”
Speaking of this, Colonel General Guan excitedly raised his arms and shouted:
“The last continuous curve is ahead! The opportunity to set a record is right in front of you!”
“Come on! Monkey pulls the cart! You can definitely do it!”
However!
The Colonel's voice has not even fallen yet!
As A Yin and his cousin entered the corner, under the speed inertia of up to 30KM/H, A Yin suddenly swerved in order to avoid the haystack in front!
Immediately afterwards, I heard a bang!
Under the action of strong inertia, the iron chain broke instantly.
With a cry from my cousin: “Hey, hey, hey, I’m so stupid!!”
Bang!
Hay splash.
My cousin overturned the car in an instant and plunged directly into the haystack!
A Yin in front also realized that the tail was missing from behind, and quickly looked back:
“Hey? Hey! Damn it, I lost my car! Cousin! Cousin, are you okay? Hahahaha...!”
Of course my cousin is fine. After all, you need to wear a full set of protective gear to participate in the competition, and the outer cushioning hay is solid and soft.
“Hey! Damn it, you can’t hold it in! I haven’t even gotten in the car yet!” My cousin, carrying tufts of hay, ran around the track chasing the car.
“I can’t stop! Run faster! Run faster! Come on, cousin, come on!”
A Yin in front looked back at him and laughed.
The scene was once out of control, and the barrage in the entire live broadcast room was not fully displayed, and there was a serious lag—
‘Third sister—get in the car quickly—! ’
‘Pfft hahahahahaha…’
‘Third sister, are you so naive that you didn’t come up—! ’
‘How annoying are you saying hahahahahaha’
‘My cousin’s neck is already short, and it’s even worse when he wears protective gear’
‘I’m going to laugh out loud’
‘This year I’ll just point to this clip and have fun, and I’ll have fun until New Year’s Day next year’
‘Hahahahaha…’
‘The management of the university is indispensable’
'"come on! The monkey pulls the cart! 》’
You can definitely do it! 》’
‘I really take the instant poisonous milk’
‘It’s so humorous that I…’
'Ha ha ha ha…'
‘…’
There are also top-notch scenes like [Protect the Pilot]—
“No? Are we also participating? I didn’t arrange for anyone to participate?!”
At the viewing platform, Gu Sheng looked at the BT7274 cockpit-shaped car that appeared on the steep **** as the lift platform appeared.
Look again at the pilot wearing a pilot uniform and a pilot helmet, messy in the wind.
.
Why did I see my own head when I was having fun?
“Of course that’s what I arranged!”
Beside her, Shen Miaomiao chuckled proudly, a cunning light flashed in her big eyes.
Gu Sheng was speechless and choked, a bad premonition slowly rising in his heart.
Unsurprisingly.
BT7274 and Cooper Pilots, which appeared as the finale, immediately caused a sensation among the global audience as soon as they appeared on the stage!
“BT starts!”
As the commentator doll excitedly shouted:
“The main character BT7274 of one of the representative works of Golden Wind, “Titanfall”, and its pilot Cooper, rushed off the track! It started very solidly!”
——
The steady body crosses slopes, jumps over jumping platforms, and passes through puddles.
It can be seen that the weight of this car should have reached the limit of competition requirements.
The low-lying body itself is almost touching the ground, and coupled with the outer shell made of hard plastic plates, the vehicle drives very smoothly.
but.
It is precisely because of the heavy weight of this car that its speed is much slower than other small cars.
You know, soap box cars have no power.
The reduction in speed means that the vehicle’s power is exhausted.
As expected.
Just after BT crossed the puddle, entered the bend, and barely made two turns.
Lulu—dong—
“BT leaned on the haystack and stopped. It was obviously out of power.”
The doll's voice sounded:
“But fortunately, the finish line is coming soon. Pilot can push BT across the finish line...wait? What is he doing?!"
With the baby's exclamation.
The pilot opened the cockpit door and stepped out of the car.
However, he did not rush to push the cart, but took off a mini blower from his waist.
Then he took out a big balloon from his arms.
Attach the mini blower to the large balloon.
——
The aqua blue balloon inflated instantly.
The driver, who plays the role of pilot, also puts it on his seat.
Continue.
Turn the car around, aim at the finish line, and push hard!
Whoosh!
BT carrying a large balloon flew upside down!
The driver, who was playing the role of pilot, fell to his knees in pain and reluctantly extended his hand to the departing BT car!
Grass-! !
Gu Sheng immediately understood what this guy was doing!
The voice engraved in DNA instantly sounded in my mind—
【BT: Agreement Three, Protect the Pilot】
：B—T——! ! 】
Gululu—
As the BT car crosses the finish line.
The big aqua blue balloon that had been inflated also burst!
Bang! !
As the ribbons fluttered, the global audience exploded on the spot—
‘Gan—! ! ’
‘Too abstract! I can't stand it anymore! ’
‘Hahahahahaha, I’m going to **** you! ’
‘I knew what he was going to do when I saw him taking out the balloon! ’
‘The Holy Ark, right? ! Agreement three, right? ! Protect the Pilot, right? ! ’
‘Hahahahahahahaha, look, the old thief has already covered his face...'
‘I was so **** laughing that I made the old thief speechless, hahahahaha…’
‘The old thief sat up from the bed in the middle of the night: Isn’t he sick? ? ? ’
‘Too abstract…’
‘What a unique skill! I would like to call it the best in this game! ! ’
‘No, who is this? This cosplay is so exciting! ’
‘And it seems that even the old thief doesn’t know about it! ’
‘Come, come! Post-match interview is here! ’
‘…’
With the curious and heated discussion among the audience!
On the big screen, host Joe met this unique pilot:
“A unique form of challenge! From the enthusiastic cheers of the audience and the excitement during our live broadcast, we can see that you are the best creative person today!”
The pilot’s voice came out from the helmet, sounding like a muffled laugh:
“Hahaha, thank you, thank you, thank you all.”
“So we just noticed that you are competing as a GW driver, but GW’s president and chief director Sam doesn’t seem to know?”
With Joe’s voice, the screen rotates.
The big screen at the scene showed a close-up of Gu Sheng.
Seeing Gu Sheng shrug his shoulders and spread his hands, making a completely unexpected look, he confirmed Joe's doubts——
He really didn’t know who the driver was.
Even, he didn’t know that there were even riders from their Golden Wind team signing up to compete.
He also made such a shocking scene where the old sword is brought up again!
Seeing this, Joe laughed loudly:
“So, this mysterious driver, can you reveal your true face to us now?”
Hear the words!
The whole audience held their breath, and all the viewers in the live broadcast room also opened their mouths in curiosity.
Who is this person? Why did Golden Wind compete without even knowing about it? And why are you so familiar with the classic plot of Titanfall?
In the spotlight!
The mysterious driver nodded: "Of course."
Continue.
I saw him slowly bending down and leaning down...
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