Chapter 290 The sand sculpture stage! Come on if you are embarrassed!
【Yiyou Mysterious Chariot is ready! See you on January 1st! 】
Hello everyone, we are a racing game that has been practiced for two and a half years. We are going to race really fast! 】
【Tiantian Youbao congratulates you on the New Year, New Year's Day Golden Bull Challenge, we will meet you in Sweden! 】
【Your energy is beyond your imagination! The Golden Bull Challenge is about to kick off! Come and cheer for Shark Girl! 】
【CSTG will go to Sweden on January 1st, my cousin and I will lead the team, live broadcast outdoors】
【…】
One item.
One item.
Another one.
From Xunteng Yiyou, the top comprehensive game manufacturer in China.
Go to first-line game companies such as Nuyan, Zhenting, and Tianlang.
Comprehensive game information platforms such as Tiantianyoubao, Player Bonfire, and Somatosense World.
Go to game live broadcast-related platforms such as Shark, Black Flag, and Xiaopo Station.
As well as top anchors such as Ayin, Liuliu, and Eggplant.
even-
WAWA: Hello everyone, I am Wawa. I am very happy to participate in the event as the commentator of this [Golden Bull Challenge]. At that time, I will bring you the Chinese channel commentary together with @官大school是什么意思. We will see you on New Year's Day.
Colonel Guan is not a poisonous milk: Hello everyone, I am the senior colonel of the commentator. I am very happy to accept the invitation of Golden Wind to serve as the Chinese commentator for this [Golden Bull Challenge]. On January 1st, @WAWA and I will meet you in Sweden. We'll see you there or not.
Comprehensive manufacturer! Game manufacturer! Media Forum! Live streaming platform! Top anchor!
Even a professional commentator!
Shen Miaomiao was sitting in her office, looking at the overwhelming announcements and blog posts, and felt that her scalp was numb!
It’s too scary.
Because at this moment, what was in front of her was an entire Chinese game industry representative team!
Yes!
All domestic individuals, organizations, and groups related to the game industry!
They all participated in this soapbox car challenge, which can be called the ultimate sand sculpture!
The unprecedented sensation quickly set off the entire gaming circle at the end of this cold year!
'ah? ? ? ’
‘I really like the words of the Golden Wind player (dog head)’
‘So this challenge...isn’t an abstract game? ’
‘Fuck! ! Is this a collective move? ! ’
‘Surprised! The old thief is no longer satisfied with abstraction in games! This time I’m going to do realistic performance art! ’
'no? What the **** is this ultimate face fruit? Are all the anchors on the manufacturer's media platform participating? ’
‘Why don’t you care about the senior colonel and your baby? The league's commentator is on loan! ’
‘This… can be regarded as the unification of China’s gaming industry…’
‘After all, it is a company that publishes Huaxia Newspaper. Looking at the country, who dares not to give face’
‘This is the New Year’s Day party of the Chinese gaming community…’
‘So why are you in Sweden? ’
‘I guess it’s because the country has not approved the activity...’
‘Because cars cannot be modified in China (dog head)’
‘Bicycles are not allowed to be modified (surprise)’
‘No matter abroad, the time difference in Sweden is six hours ahead of ours, and the activities there start in the morning and it happens to be the afternoon here’
‘Too fierce, Xiao Huang…’
‘…’
Crazy!
The participation platform of the entire gaming circle has instantly brought an event that had previously had little popularity to the forefront!
Even, such a sensational effect shocked even the foreign gaming circles!
and.
More importantly...
My 10 million can be lost 100 times! !
Shen Miaomiao seemed to be wearing a mask of pain, holding her forehead in grief:
“Hey—it’s so hard to guard against—!”
I was quite confident at first.
After all, according to the rules of the system, if this order wants to be profitable, it needs to achieve a net profit increase of 10 million U.S. dollars within 7 days.
Note, it is the profit growth, not the total profit in 7 days.
Due to the system that surpasses real-life technology, it can accurately calculate the profit amount in 7 days under normal conditions, and the error will not be greater than 100 dollars.
Nowadays, both "Sekiro" and "Apex Kingdom" are still in the peak sales period, and their normal profits are very high, with little room for growth.
In other words, relying on this wave of brand promotion, it is still difficult for Golden Wind to achieve a net increase of 10 million US dollars in seven-day profit.
But I never expected it!
Lao Gu actually did such a great job!
The entire Chinese gaming circle, top and bottom, was all fooled by him!
In other words.
This event can simply be called an all-round promotion of Golden Wind to China and even the global gaming community!
Their 16 games will all be the beneficiaries of this huge announcement!
With an average sales of $625,000 per game, the task can be completed perfectly.
It's not that Shen Miaomiao is bragging.
According to this trend of publicity and sensation.
It’s just 10 million dollars in 7 days, you can reach the target with your eyes closed.
Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao couldn't help but sigh.
well…
It is said that when heaven is about to confer a great responsibility on a person, his determination must be hardened first.
It seems that before "Overwatch", I couldn't lose a penny, so I had no choice but to be a successful female CEO.
God is fair.
Shen Miaomiao nodded.
God must have thought that I would lose a lot of money and freedom in "Overwatch" and would not be able to gain much, so he made me experience various failures first and then gave me the greatest reward in the end.
“Well! That’s it!”
Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao became more balanced. She nodded and took a deep breath:
“In that case! Then—”
…
“Enjoy this super challenge where creativity and speed collide!”
“Ladysandgentleman!”
“I declare!”
“The first stop of the Golden Bull Global Challenge—”
“Swedish Soapbox Car Challenge!”
“Officially unveiled—!!”
With the loud and enthusiastic voice of the host Joe, the sound rang out in the huge speakers!
On the first day of the new year, there was a lot of noise and excitement on both sides of Seventh Avenue in Cascoruna, Sweden!
As the only Baroque city in Sweden, Cascoruna is adjacent to the Baltic Sea and is known as the "jewel city in the crown".
And on the Seventh Avenue, which leads directly to the Baltic Sea, a nearly one-kilometer-long section of the main road is under full martial law.
The two sides of the road are lined with buffer haystacks, and the sidewalks on both sides outside the haystacks are crowded with spectators who come to watch this bizarre and interesting challenge.
The roar of applause, screams and whistles stretched for a kilometer.
And following the calls of the lively audience, we followed the track all the way back to the source.
A high platform ramp with a huge blue arch stands at the starting point of the track.
At this moment.
Two men with oriental faces were standing in front of the arch. Together they picked up the scissors and cut the red ribbon in front of the starting point!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
In an instant!
The ribbons and fireworks exploded on both sides. Under the flying ribbons, Gu Sheng and Xu Zhixing smiled and clapped, raising their hands to the cheering passers-by and the audience.
Foreigners are so free...
Gu Sheng laughed and cursed.
From his position, he could see that the entire street of Wuyang Wuyang was crowded with foreigners who came to watch the excitement. At a glance, there were thousands of foreigners!
At this moment, as the two major authorized live broadcast platforms at home and abroad, Twitch and Shark, the barrage is also very popular!
‘It’s started, it’s started! ’
‘So I still don’t understand what this soapbox car means…’
‘Have you ever seen a handmade movable kebab piano? Let’s compete with that thing’
‘Hahahahahahaha what a **** image’
‘It’s a shame, we should invite the craftsmen’
‘No, the piano has power, but this competition requires no power, just pure skating’
‘That WOC is quite difficult, the track looks like it must be about 700 meters long, and there are slopes, puddles and steps’‘Just kidding, how about the extreme challenge (dog head)’
‘Awesome…extreme…’
‘…’
With the curious discussion of the audience.
The brief opening of the challenge has also been completed.
As representatives of the event organizers, Gu Sheng and Xu Zhixing spoke respectively, and then sat in the audience seats.
And the host Joe also solemnly announced after an introduction to the competition system—
“I announce! Golden Bull Global Challenge - Swedish Soapbox Car Competition!”
“Officially opened—!!”
Boom—! !
As the surging music sounds!
In the Shark live broadcast platform, the voices of two Chinese commentators also cut in:
“Hello, everyone, good afternoon. At 8:30 a.m., Swiss time, the Golden Bull Soapbox Car Competition officially opens. I am the senior commentator for this event.”
“Hey, hello everyone, I’m a doll.”
——
The live broadcast room exploded immediately!
‘Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! You guys are serious! ’
‘Come on, the LPL has become a soapbox competition’
‘That’s so right, brother! So right! ’
‘Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
‘Damn it, Xiao Huang, another company wouldn’t be able to do such an abstract job’
‘Too rude hahahahaha…’
‘…’
The audience laughed.
Immediately afterwards, I heard the voice of the senior colonel in the live broadcast room:
“Then let us invite the first team to participate today and bring their participating vehicle—Falcon Shark!”
“Wow!”
Waba, who is also a professional commentator, spoke out of professional instinct and continued:
“As soon as I hear this name, I know that this car is majestic and domineering. It is both a hawk and a mad shark. It can reach up to the nine heavens to catch the moon, and down to the five oceans to catch turtles! It is so domineering!”
With the sound of the doll.
On the high platform, a vehicle covered with red cloth slowly appeared on the screen along with the lifting platform.
Red silk outlines its outstretched wings.
The vicious protruding jaws and fierce aggressiveness!
Follow up!
Hula—! !
As the red cloth was unveiled!
The whole place froze!
A top-heavy, fat shark with a pair of big, stupid eyes suddenly appeared.
The tongue made of red cloth is hanging at the side of the mouth, and it looks like vomiting blood from a distance, covering the wheels of the front of the car.
Pairs of wings extend out from both sides of the body, like a pair of gull-wing doors, covered with chicken feathers.
Under the shark's body, there are two eagle claws and two small wheels.
The whole place was silent for five seconds.
Continue.
The laughter was like an explosion, sweeping the entire audience instantly!
The barrage exploded—
‘Hahahahahaha! ! ’
‘Whose **** stupid car is this? ah? Whose family is it? Don't care? I'm going to **** call the police! ’
'ah? ? ? ’
‘Hahahahahahahahahaha Hawka Shark, this name is really abstract.’
'etc? Isn't this just a big shark eagle? ’
‘Pfft hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha by the
‘Who the **** designed this? Did they want to laugh me to death and inherit my Yiyu x2? ’
'oh-! That’s right! It’s an art tour! Look! ’
Following the reminder from this barrage viewer.
Look at the picture again.
Two pilots also appeared.
I saw that these two people were actually wearing somatosensory cabin boxes made of foam boards.
Although it is simple, the iconic angular shape and the LED waistline that runs through the whole body can still be seen at a glance as Yiyou x2!
The audience couldn’t hold their nerves!
‘Hahahahahahaha I’m going to vomit from laughing so hard…’
‘I even suspect that this is Xun Teng’s team, just to deliberately smear Yiyou Hahahahaha...'
‘Where on earth did Yiyou find this ultimate conspicuous bag? Damn it’
‘Hahahaha, I laughed my head off’
‘Come on, brothers in the somatosensory cabin of the Shark Eagle! ’
‘I beg you to **** stop talking, hahahahaha, I’m going to laugh so hard that I can’t breathe…’
‘It’s so stupid, help me, hahahaha…’
‘What a unique skill! A great way to start the new year! ! ’
‘…’
Laughing like crazy!
Opening lightning strike!
The two brothers, the shark carving tricycle and the somatosensory cabin, designed by Yan Sheng himself, immediately set off the audience as soon as they appeared!
Not to mention the audience, even the two professional commentators couldn't hold back after seeing such a combination, and the commentators' voices were trembling!
“Good… very good…”
Although the colonel’s voice was clearly losing its strength, he still tried his best to hold back his laughter:
“It is indeed a very domineering car! So...so...hehehehe..."
Colonel Guan is really tired.
He also wanted to explain it well.
But when he saw the two brothers in the somatosensory cabin being stuck by the shark eagle because they were too big, he really couldn't hold it in any longer.
Since there was no picture in the live broadcast, I turned off the mic and squatted on the ground, laughing and wiping my tears.
The doll on the side is taking on the important task at this moment!
“Okay, then I...uh haha...we saw that with the help of the staff, our two players finally got into the Great Shark...Falcon Shark!"
“Okay! Get ready!”
——
“As the referee’s whistle sounded, the mad shark pushed by the staff rushed out very fast!”
唰——! !
With the sound of the whistle, the great shark eagle suddenly rushed out of the downhill like an arrow from the string!
The wings of the shark made a huffing sound, and the shark's wings trembled, as if they were on the verge of collapse.
The shark's red cloth tongue also floated up, shaking rapidly in the air.
As for the two eyes filled with the light of wisdom, they also swayed with the vibration of the tricycle, revealing a strong sense of weakness in their playfulness.
The barrage has already made me laugh out loud.
The scene was once out of control.
And the next second!
The fast-gliding shark eagle will face its first difficulty!
“Okay! Start at 40 kilometers per hour! The crazy shark is about to usher in its first leap!”
“Let’s see if it can soar into the sky with the help of these falcon wings!”
With the excited voice of the doll.
Just listen to a clang in the venue!
“Fly! Fly! Fly!”
Colonel Guan’s exclamations followed one after another!
“The wings of the eagle, falcon and crazy shark have flown away!”
“But the Falcon Shark is like an athlete who swims very fast without fastening his swimming trunks. He rushes out like an arrow from the string, leaving only a pair of wings to watch in place!”
“It’s really a big stage for sand sculptures—”
The two explanations of blessing to the soul speak in unison:
“Come here if you’re embarrassed!!”
(End of this chapter)