Chapter 222 Damn it, I lost my pea shooter! !
A Yin was happy when he saw this name.
The barrage is also full of question marks—
‘This name is obviously so simple and crude, why can’t I understand it? ’
‘There is a sense of fantasy like Calabash vs. Godzilla’
‘The boss was immediately stunned’
‘Is it a whole game? ’
‘These two words are not related to each other, right? ’
‘Strange thing, Xiao Huang has another strange thing...'
A Yin was indeed confused, and even a little unbelievable:
“Is this...an abstract game again?”
Although Golden Wind has never released abstract games before.
But this time, they were participating in a special event that has been held for ten years since the Art Games Festival.
As a flagship game, it represents the top production level of domestic mini-games and is promoted by Yiyou to the leader in overseas markets.
How to create an abstract game at such a juncture?
It's a bit... too abstract, right?
With doubts in mind, Ayin clicked on the store page, and the game cover and promotional posters came to her face.
“Holy shit! Is his brother really from Plants vs. Zombies?”
On the promotional poster, the plants on the left and the zombies on the right are in stark opposition, looking comically tense.
I have to admit that this simple and crude name is really appropriate.
Look at the game tag again!
Tower defense, strategy, puzzle, development, leisure.
Age rating (E): 6+
“Six years old? Can I still see Golden Wind release an E-rated game in my lifetime?”
A Yin was really shocked when she saw the age classification.
You need to know!
Looking at the games produced by Golden Wind, the lowest rated ones are E+, which are suitable for players aged 12 and above. There are two games in total.
One is "Kitchen Kitchen" and the other is "To the Moon".
The former is because it contains a large number of erroneous and dangerous operations, and the latter is because there are romance elements, both of which are not rated E.
In fact, theoretically speaking, "Cat Leo" has a chance to be classified as E-rated.
But because the cost of that game is too low, it does not even meet the inclusion criteria of the rating review system.
So all along, the lower limit for the Golden Wind game rating is E+, for those aged 12 and above.
As for the upper limit...think about the broken limbs and broken arms on the road to survival, and the **** of fingers and gender reassignment to escape.
There is even a saying that has been circulating in the gaming circle, which is: R-level 18+ is only the upper limit of the game rating, not the upper limit of Golden Wind.
But now!
Golden Style, which has always been bold, exciting, and novel, focusing on 15+18+ level games, has actually launched a game for 6+ levels.
‘What kind of baby game is this? ’
The barrage was also shocked:
‘Puzzle enlightenment, right? ’
‘It’s broken, I’m a baby! ’
‘Is my child going to become a Golden Wind player? The old thief has a heart that can be killed! (dog head)’
'ah? Zombie? How come a game with this element is rated 6+? ’
‘Do you really think that Xiao Huang being named and praised by the officials was just a formality? ’
‘No…isn’t this cartoon style not childish enough? Take a look at the zombies here. Their painting style is better than that of Bears or Bears! ’
‘Absolutely, Xiao Huang is going to rule the whole age group’
‘The old king is graded, he can go to the nine heavens to grasp the moon (18+), and he can go to the five oceans to catch turtles (6+)’
‘It’s hard to imagine that such a cartoony game is designed by a designer (funny)’
‘There is a kind of beauty like Walrid singing and losing his handkerchief’
‘Hahahahahahahahahaha, what an evil metaphor...’
‘…’
The audience was astonished.
Even Shen Miaomiao was a little surprised.
The audience doesn’t know what the game is about, but she does!
“Hey, did you use official power?”
Shen Miaomiao hugged her legs and leaned back slightly, raised her little feet and lightly kicked Gu Sheng's arm:
“I understand that cartoon zombies are not restricted content, but in this game zombies lose their heads and arms at every turn. How did you get it to be E-rated? Did you go through the back door?”
“No, the rating system is different from the judging criteria you imagined,”
Gu Sheng shook his head and denied:
“It doesn’t mean that if a game contains certain restricted elements, it will definitely be classified as 15+18+, unless your restricted content is too explicit,”
“In addition to confirming restricted elements, game review must also consider their proportion of elements in the game,”
“Like our previous “Kitchen”, it was rated E+ because the entire game was set around ‘dangerous operations’…”
Speaking of this.
Gu Sheng and Shen Miaomiao didn't hold back and both laughed out loud.
That game is indeed dangerous enough. The two of them often accidentally set the kitchen on fire.
Waving his hand, Gu Sheng continued:
“The same goes for “To the Moon”, the core of the game is emotion and love,”
“This is the fundamental reason why they are rated E+,”
“It doesn’t mean that if you have a head and an arm cut off in this game, it’s considered to be a restricted-rated game. The core game elements of PVZ (Plants vs. Zombies) are not heads and arms, and our cartoon style is here.”
“It’s natural to get a 6+ rating.”
Finished explanation.
He saw Gu Sheng shrugging his shoulders, raising his eyebrows at Shen Miaomiao and saying:
“Besides, do you think I care about ratings?”
This is to the point.
Shen Miaomiao was speechless.
Too.
After all, the psychopath in front of you can even design a heinous BOSS like "The Groom", how can you expect him to care about game ratings?
…
“Let’s try out this baby game... Where is Cinema playing with ‘suitable for your height’? The house manager will seal that bastard!”
Talk and laugh!
The payment is completed and Ayin has also downloaded the game.
Click to enter the game, and dark golden fonts slowly appear on the dark screen—
【Golden Wind】
【Steel Chain Finger Studio】
【Director: Gu Sheng】
Beep beep beep! Beep beep beep!
In the dark scene, an alarm bell sounded.
As the screen gradually brightened, a furry hand reached out from the quilt and photographed the alarm clock on the bedside table.
The sky is bright and the sun is shining brightly, and a sunflower is smiling and twisting rhythmically in the flower pot.
The owner of the hairy hand also got up, took off the unchanging white shirt in the closet, took the iron pan from the storage compartment and put it on his head.
The fat body went downstairs wearing slippers and opened the refrigerator. In addition to a burrito, there were also several blue pea shoots with big blinking eyes and round mouths.
There is peace.
But now!
On the country road outside the house, a staggering figure steps into the camera!
Long arms, small legs, green skin, tattered clothes, staggering steps, and inarticulate uh-huh sounds from his mouth.
There are a few pitiful hairs on one big head, one big eye and one small eye, one eye is on guard and the other is sentry, and the whole body exudes the aura of 'wisdom'.
Zombies!
And there is more than one such zombie!
A group of people in a row.
The smart zombies are approaching the garden, and some zombies even picked up ice cream cones on the roadside and put them on their heads!
at the same time!
The sound of rustling footsteps was heard.
On the green grass, the fat figure in a white shirt was holding a green pea seedling and placing it on the lawn!
As far as the eye can see!
All kinds of weird plants are spread all over the garden, and the war begins! peas are shot out one after another, knocking the zombies to pieces, the angry dwarf pumpkin jumps high and smashes the zombies, and the big mouth eats the zombie buffet delivered to your door one by one!
And with a pea shot!
bang!
The game LOGO also pops up on the screen!
Plants vs. Zombies
【Click any key to start the game】
Yes.
In this game of Plants vs. Zombies, Gu Sheng absorbed the game trailer CG from the previous game "PVZ2" and transplanted it into the game as the opening CG.
Although the reputation of the second generation is not very good, the quality of this CG is still very good!
For a time, there was a sound of surprise in the live broadcast room—
‘ohhhhh—cute! ’
‘The macho man is excited! This little pea sprout is so cute! ’
‘Isn’t that little potato funny? He’s so cute.’
‘Nuts: You are just a little potato! Your whole family is like little potatoes! ’
‘Hahahahahahaha, those are actually nuts, I thought they were small potatoes too’
‘No one likes sunflowers, they are so twisted’
‘Excuse me, is it normal that I like zombies, especially the one wearing an ice cream cone, so ugly?’
‘This piranha...I have a bold idea...'
‘One cannot…at least should not…’
‘People can do it! At least have to try! ’
'unbelievable…'
‘…’
Without a doubt!
As soon as the exquisite CG was played, it immediately attracted the attention of many players and viewers!
As a child-oriented game, PVZ’s style of painting is just right in the range that is suitable for all ages. It does not appear too childish, nor is it pretentiously cute or artificial.
Relaxed, funny and full of fun!
“This is interesting...”
Although A Yin is regarded as the "biggest man in Jinmen", he couldn't help laughing after seeing such interesting plants.
Click the mouse to enter the game!
A burst of deep and naughty background music sounded—
Deng Deng Waiting Deng Deng Waiting Deng Waiting Deng Waiting Deng Waiting Deng Waiting Deng Deng Waiting Deng Deng Waiting Deng Deng Waiting Deng Deng Waiting Deng Deng Waiting Deng Deng Waiting
Like children draped in sheets on Halloween, shouting trick-or-treating.
Although it is low-pitched and profound, it also reveals a certain amount of magic and fun!
As A Yin clicked to start the game, he named his house.
——
A note appeared on the screen, with a line of words crookedly written on it:
Hello: We chickens will freeze your house and pay full tribute—sincere zombies]
“There are three mistakes in a line,”
A Yin couldn’t help laughing:
“So **** polite.”
Shasha—
In the earth-brown garden, a roll of turf spreads out.
【Click on the seed card! 】
As the prompt appeared on the screen, Ayin followed the guidance and clicked on the card slot at the top of the screen.
“Oh, this is called Peashooter,”
A Yin dragged out the green pea seedlings and planted them at the front of the turf:
“Let’s block the entrance first. I think the zombies should be walking along the dirt road, so our pea shooters can hit both sides.”
Players who often play traditional tower defense know that A Yin’s way of building towers is definitely the most standard.
Place the primary tower next to the monster exit, firstly to make room for the advanced defense tower behind, and secondly to test the strength of the monster, giving yourself enough time to react and operate.
Normal operation.
A Yin Zhuo takes it for granted, and the audience also thinks it is very normal.
Then, two small suns fell from the sky.
After collecting the sunlight, Ayin planted another pea shooter side by side.
While preparing, A Yin said with a smile:
“It’s really a baby’s game, huh? This beginner’s guide should be the most detailed in the Golden Wind game.”
“Complete teaching level, I think Yiyi (Ayin’s daughter) can pass it...”
Say it!
A Yin also stood up from the camera: "Go to the toilet, brothers, this teaching is closed."
咚咚!
As A Yin walked out of the screen, a burst of drumming was heard!
【Uh...uh...】
The sound of zombies came.
The audience is eagerly waiting to see how powerful the Peashooter is.
It can be used in the next second.
Click—click—click—click—
As the crunching sound came, the audience watched helplessly as a big-headed zombie slowly walked out from the right side of the screen, and walked in front of the pea shooter in two steps.
Then, he started to open his big mouth, his hands were pumping, and he started to feast!
In an instant!
Barrage ‘Huh? ’ There was a sound!
'ah? ? ? ’
'no? ? ? ’
‘It’s fierce, I saw the zombies eating vegetarian food’
'ah? How did the zombies come out of this route? Isn't this the place where the tower was built? How did the zombies get here? ’
‘Is it a bug? ’
‘Stop talking nonsense, your family also specially adds animations and sound effects to BUG’
‘So in this game... Nah... zombies can eat plants? ’
‘Oh—fuck! I understand! Green grass is the way! The zombies walk in a straight line, and players need to place as many plants as possible on this road to kill the zombies before they reach the house! ’
‘I rely on you to call this Zi Gongxiang? Isn't this a bit difficult? ’
‘So the plants in this game have to be planted later! ’
‘Oh haha! Something is going to happen! ’
‘Hahahahaha I want to see what the boss’s expression will be when he comes back soon’
‘It’s over, it’s over, we’re almost at the door of the house! ’
‘Hahahahaha, I’m going to overturn...’
‘…’
In an instant! The barrage is abuzz!
Everyone watched helplessly as the first Peashooter killed a zombie and was eaten by the zombies that came after it.
Although the second Peashooter plant barely managed to kill the second zombie, it didn't last long.
As the [Final Wave] prompt appeared, three more zombies appeared, a clicking sound was heard, and the second Peashooter also followed in the footsteps of its predecessors.
Since then, the two zombies stepped onto the green grass majestically and slowly approached the house.
At this moment!
The sound of footsteps came, and A Yin returned with relaxed steps:
“How about my two peashooters, are they firepower…”
Half of the story!
The live broadcast room was directly muted!
In the live broadcast, A Yin had a smile on his face.
The expression changes from relaxed to stunned, then from stunned to puzzled, and finally from puzzled to terrified!
It froze for a full two seconds!
A strange scream with a Jinmen accent resounded throughout the live broadcast room!
"Why!!"
“Damn it, I lost my peashooter!!”
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