Chapter 209: Yamamoto me (fill in the blank)! ! !

Chapter 209 Yamamoto me (fill in the blanks)! !

“What’s going on?”

Hearing Little Nezha's cautious voice, Gu Sheng turned around and looked at Shen Miaomiao.

“Just...can you sleep on the sofa?”

Shen Miaomiao grinned, showing an awkward yet polite smile.

Gu Sheng:?

“Why should I sleep on the sofa? What have I done wrong?”

Gu Sheng answered subconsciously.

But then I realized that this answer seemed to be a bit ahead of its time.

"What I mean is..." Gu Sheng spread his hands: "I'm not going to sleep on a good bed. Why should I sleep on the sofa?"

“Because…uh…because…”

Shen Miaomiao hesitated, her voice getting smaller and smaller:

“Because um ang ah…”

Gu Sheng was silent.

It took five seconds to understand!

“No, you are the Onion King? (Making mischief in the kitchen NPC)”

Gu Sheng’s expression was speechless:

“Or do you have the insole stuffed in your mouth?”

“You are the Onion King! You just have a shoe insole stuffed in your mouth!”

Shen Miaomiao jumped up from the sofa:

“Why are you talking so rudely! I said it’s because I want to sleep on the sofa! Do you understand me?”

"no???"

Gu Sheng was stunned:

"Because you sleep on the sofa, so I have to sleep on the sofa with you? This...this doesn't make sense, does it?"

“My truth is truth!”

Shen Miaomiao ignored it and patted the sofa:

"come over!"

Gu Sheng was speechless and choked: "You are a bit like training a dog."

"That-"

Shen Miaomiao thought for a while and patted the sofa again:

"please!"

“Okay! You’re so powerful!” Gu Sheng raised his thumb, then raised his fists and raised his hands: “Brother!”

Shen Miaomiao was not to be outdone: "Second brother!"

"please!"

"please!"

“This prayer—”

“Hahahaha, are you poor or not? Are you...”

Shen Miaomiao saw Gu Sheng walking over with square steps, she giggled and gave him a gentle kick:

"Go and wash up quickly, it will be dawn soon..."

At this moment, Gu Sheng also realized why little Nezha insisted on letting him sleep on the sofa.

Don't ask, the previous escape experience definitely left a big psychological shadow on her.

The so-called thinking during the day and dreaming at night.

Little Nezha is probably also afraid of being woken up by crazy people in the middle of the night.

Click…click…click…

In the living room, the hands of the clock passed by minute by second.

The sound of deep breathing sounded evenly.

The first ray of morning light slipped in through the gap in the curtains in the living room, walked across the smooth floor, rolled over the fluffy carpet, and tiptoed onto the sofa.

 Gently stroked the girl's long eyelashes, slid down her slender neck, and then went down to sit on her curled knees.

"Well...don't...don't chase...don't chase me..."

 Gentle murmurs sounded, and the girl seemed to be experiencing a tense pursuit in her sleep, and her originally curled legs were about to move.

“Don’t chase!!”

The next second, the confused girl twitched all over, and her curled slender thighs suddenly bounced up, completely forgetting that there was another wronged child on the sofa.

——

The smooth calves are stretched out, the feet are curled and tightened due to tension, like a rabbit kicking an eagle!

At this time, the enemy on the sofa also snorted: "Huh?"

Opened his sleepy eyes and looked at the girl.

Oh haha.

The jailer that the warden has been longing for is here.

The only drawback is that it is a bit fast.

Buzz—bang! !

“Wake up the fuck! What time is it and you’re still asleep? Do you still have the heart to sleep?!”

Crack!

The data report hit him in the face, and Yamamoto jumped up from his seat!

“Old...teacher!!”

Opening his bloodshot eyes, he saw Kamikoshi Kage standing in front of him.

Yamamoto Tsuna couldn't help but tremble, stood up quickly, and bowed to Shang Yue!

Yes.

Yamamoto didn’t go home yesterday and slept directly in the office.

Not just today.

Yesterday, the day before yesterday, the day before yesterday…

He has been in the office for a week straight.

no way.

As the situation escalated, Yiyou and Xunteng jointly attacked, one overtly and the other covertly, making them miserable and miserable.

Comela is a big family and a big business.

But Yiyou and Xunteng are not vegetarians either.

What's more, now the two of them have joined forces!

"Teacher...what are you looking for me for?"

Facing the angry Kamietsu, whose brows were knitted into a knot, Yamamoto was sincerely afraid and trembling.

"What's the matter?" Shangyue glanced at him: "Let me ask you, it has been twelve hours since the release of "Silent Hill", how are our sales now?"

One sentence!

It froze Yamamoto directly!

How does he know the sales volume? He just woke up!

“Private…Private Marseille!!”

The ninety-degree bow and private Marseille can be called a universal reply in Neon.

“Then open your eyes and take a good look!”

Speaking!

Shang Yuejing was giving instructions to the data reports scattered on the ground!

 Yamamoto Tsuna didn’t dare to neglect, and hurriedly leaned over to collect all the reports, and took a closer look!

A head-on blow!

The moment the first sales report appeared in front of him, Yamamoto felt his head buzz!

Twelve hours!

The total number of copies sold worldwide of Silent Hill…

“Thirty…thirty thousand…sets?”

Twelve hours! Thirty thousand sets!

Only 30,000 sets!

Even under the best-case scenario, their first-day sales will not exceed 50,000 units!

Based on the price of 28 dollars per set, their total sales on the first day were only over one million!

But you must know that the cost of Silent Hill is a full 67 million!

And a game like Silent Hill is no better than a multiplayer online battle game that can boost sales in subsequent updates!

Basically, the first-day sales are the pinnacle of this type of game!

Although theoretically speaking, it is possible for some games that lack early publicity to increase sales after the game is released through secondary publicity.

But Silent Hill is obviously not among this group!

Because now, they have basically over-covered the promotion of Silent Hill, and they have promoted everything they can.

From a publicity perspective, this game has reached its upper limit!

In other words, the first-day sales he saw now are already the single-day sales limit of Silent Hill!

It’s a done deal!

There will be less and less in the future!

Yamamoto’s hands started to tremble immediately!

Looking down, I felt that my legs were weak, and I sat down on the chair with a bang!

Because below is the sales volume of Silent Hill’s competing products!

original!

In the Competitive Product Information column, there are usually three or five games of the same type.

But because Comella and Golden Wind fought so hard!

In addition, horror games themselves are not a mainstream theme!

so!

At this moment, there is only one competing product in front of Yamamoto—

《Escape》

According to statistics, the total sales volume of Escape within 12 hours was...

Yamamoto Tsuna was trembling all over!

180,000 sets!

Six times that of Silent Hill! !

And its first-day sales estimate is around 250,000 units!

Sold 30,000 units versus 180,000 units in twelve hours!

Sold 50,000 units versus 250,000 units on the first day!

This is crushing!

A one-sided crushing battle with great disparity in strength!

Yamamoto Tsuna finally knew why the teacher angrily slapped the report in his face early in the morning!

Kamigoshi Keimasa has been very kind!

With this sales volume and cost in front of him, Shangyue asked him to eat the report in front of him, and he couldn't even refute a word!

Swipe! Turning the pages tremblingly, Yamamoto looked at the many comments in the second report document—

《Escape Crush Silent Hill! Basically locking the victory on the first day! 》

"With the old-fashioned way of fighting monsters, is Comora really not suitable for horror games?" 》

"Escape is critically acclaimed, Silent Hill is bleak"

…It is not difficult to see that the Silent Hill without Sam is only similar in appearance, but the removal of the soul makes Silent Hill become the same as the monsters in the game, becoming the walking dead]

【Unarmed is always the answer for horror games, apparently the new generation producer of Silent Hill, Yamamoto Tsuna, didn't realize this...】

【Major Waterloo! Silent Hill is very likely to create the biggest loss in the history of Comela! 】

‘Originally I was quite objective and bought Silent Hill, but now I just want to say that Geneva will refund my money! ! ’

'no? If I want to fight monsters, why not play Resident Evil 4 on PC? Isn't Li Sanguang's whip leg better than yours, the protagonist who is a cerebral palsy murderer? ’

‘I’m really obsessed with the plot of Silent Hill. I just play the role of a murderer and come to Silent Hill to destroy corpses and eliminate traces? ’

‘It’s a good idea, don’t think about it next time, I have other uses for your pig brain’

‘There is a beauty in having paronychia on the brain’

‘Lin Xiao, you…’

‘Don’t be embarrassed, is this game worthy of being compared with Biochemical 4? You are pointing your nose and scolding Shinji Sanshang! This is not as good as two biochemical 5/6 movies! ’

'ah? There are 5 and 6 in biochemistry? ’

‘The somatosensory cabin versions of “Resident Evil: Killing” and “Resident Evil: Frenzy” are not by Shinji Mishō. Players are accustomed to calling them the fifth and sixth installments, but they were thrown at grandma’s house, so I don’t know what’s normal.’

'no? Is there anyone who actually buys the two biochemical movies in the somatosensory cabin? So it seems that I am not the ultimate injustice by buying Silent Hill’

‘Whoever buys this thing, I can laugh at him for a year...'

‘Silent Hill shouldn’t be like this! ’

‘Yamamoto, I call you an ancestor! ! ’

‘Now, do you know who to Fvk? ’

‘…’

“This…this…this is simply…”

Yamamoto's chest was rising and falling, and all kinds of weird comments made him so angry that he felt like he was falling into an ice cave!

Without a doubt!

Among these negative comments, there must be someone from Hua Guo Xun Teng!

But the problem is that nowadays there are so many negative comments that it is completely unclear who is a ghost and who is a human being!

and!

Silent Hill’s sales failure has become an established fact!

“What is this? This is simply the biggest stain in my career!”

Seeing that Yamamoto couldn't say a word for a long time, Kamikoshi Kage was banging the table and roaring!

“Yamamoto Tsuna, don’t think I don’t know what you are thinking!”

“You think that you originally had a big project like “Yakuza”, plus “Silent Hill”, a horror revival IP, and you have the power of both projects, and you want to be the top one?”

“You made the wrong calculation! Idiot!”

Speaking!

 Kamikoshi Kage stood up, snatched the report from Yamamoto's hand, turned out the last page, and slapped it on the table!

Bang!

“Take a good look for yourself!!”

Say it!

Without looking back, he walked out of the office angrily!

哐丁!

The office door slammed shut, and the incoming wind blew up the report on the table. Yamamoto Tsunade hurriedly grabbed it and looked over -

Project: Yakuza Cyclone

Estimated first-day sales: 210,000 units

Twelve-hour sales: 78,000 units

Estimated first-day sales: 108,000 units

Sales year-on-year decrease: 48.57%

Sales halved!

good!

Affected by the impact of Silent Hill, another game "Yakuza Rush" personally produced by Yamamoto Tsuna was also affected, and its sales were directly cut in half!

Yamamoto Tsuna, who originally planned to grab it with both hands, was ruthlessly counterattacked by greed.

and!

Not only that!

Looking through the sales data of other works of the same period, I found that all the games produced by Comela during the same period were affected to a greater or lesser extent by this incident!

The lower decline is about 10%, while the higher decline is about 25%!

Silent Hill failed miserably!

The ultimate sword slashed in half!

The overall sales of other works in the same period dropped!

And all of this stems from his own greed and desire to become the head of the three contemporary Comela families!

咚!

In an instant!

Yamamoto Tsuna’s mind went blank!

The hand holding the report weakly hit the desk.

Silent Hill alone cost 67 million U.S. dollars and sold only 1 million U.S. dollars on the first day, which was already too much for him to keep walking around.

Not to mention other projects affected by this!

This time!

The collision with the golden wind caused an astronomical amount of direct or indirect damage to Comela!

【Think about it yourself】

Suddenly!

Yamamoto Tsuna thought of the words that Kamigoshi Kagemasa left before he left.

original!

He thought it was just the angry words of Shangyue who were anxious and angry, hating that iron could not be transformed into steel.

But now it seems... things are far from that simple!

Such a big basket, such a huge loss!

Although theoretically speaking, in the final analysis, this matter is just a wrong project investment and a failed market collision.

but!

Because the amount involved is too huge!

In order to give an explanation to the board of directors, Kamikoshi Kagemasa must find someone who will take the blame!

Look at the whole of Comella.

The person who is most suitable to be the one to take the blame is also the person most directly related to this wrong decision...

That’s him Yamamoto Tsuna!

The head of the three imperial families?

Dream!

Now, whether he can continue to stay in this company is a question!

Think of this!

Yamamoto Tsuna jumped up from his seat and pushed out the door!

“Teacher! Teacher! Listen to my explanation...”

…“I really didn’t mean it!”

at the same time!

Shen Miaomiao was carefully applying medicine to classmate Gu Sheng's eyes.

At this time, Gu Sheng's right eye socket was covered in blue, purple, red and swollen, and it was likely to develop into a panda eye.

Shen Miaomiao bit her lip hard, her whole body trembling uncontrollably, trying hard not to laugh out loud:

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m really sorry…”

 Gu Sheng bared his teeth and glared at little Nezha: "Your apology is not sincere at all, is it? You've obviously been smiling!"

“Hey! What are you talking about? Mr. Gu!”

Little Nezha gave Gu Sheng the last bit of medicine and spread it evenly, and said seriously:

“I have received professional training. No matter how funny it is, I will never laugh...”

“Really?” Gu Sheng squinted his swollen right eye and looked at Xiao Nezha.

“Really!” Shen Miaomiao bit her lips and nodded vigorously: “I will not laugh at anyone who laughs at you!”

“Then what should you do if you laugh?”

“My God is thundering!”

"That's not necessary. You can do all the housework this week."

"OK!"

“Is it settled in one word?”

“Hook!”

Speaking, Shen Miaomiao stretched out her hand and hooked with Gu Sheng.

However, the little fingers of the two people just hooked up!

Then he heard Gu Sheng call Shen Miaomiao: "Hey, look at me."

“Huh?” Shen Miaomiao was confused and looked up.

Seeing Gu Sheng raise his neck:

“Young people don’t respect martial arts, so they steal from me, a 69-year-old comrade... When I drink wine, I’ll kick it with a left kick and a whip kick with the right kick...”

A moment!

Shen Miaomiao's face was distorted, her eyes showed shock, as if it was hard to believe that a person could be so bad.

“I hope you…mouse tailpaper, reflect carefully…”

Gu Sheng patted Shen Miaomiao on the shoulder.

But Shen Miaomiao couldn't bear it any longer and fell down on the sofa with a burst of laughter!

“Hahahahahaha, this is too similar...you dog, hahaha...”

“You made me laugh on purpose, hahahahahaha…”

“You are cheating!!”

(End of this chapter)

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