Chapter 16: I can’t live any longer!

Chapter 16 I can’t live any longer!

The barrage was instantly hilarious!

‘Hahahahahahaha what a smart game’

‘As expected of you, the golden wind’

‘Is the nickname of winter melon called Xiaoliang?’

‘It’s okay to just fly out, hahahahahahaha…’

‘Brother Qie probably didn’t expect this child’s bones to be so strange’

‘It’s fun and has the beauty of a weirdo in disguise’

‘You know Jim Carrey’

‘How can anyone call their own child sb? Hahahahahahaha’

‘This game is really too abstract…’

The barrage was laughing so hard, but Liu Peiqie looked anxious!

We can’t let the winter melon die like this!

Otherwise, he should be your son!

“Winter melon! Woc, are you dead?”

Liu Peiqie hurriedly went downstairs, wanting to go around to the back garden to check on the winter melon.

But the door just opened!

I saw an unknown object flying over me!

Like a gummy that was pulled out, it slapped on his face.

Immediately afterwards, I heard a strange cry from Winter Melon: "Ada!"

Winter Melon, wearing a diaper, flew up and kicked Liu Peiqie!

“In the department! Daddy!!”

You should know that under Gu Sheng’s instruction, this game did not conduct collision volume testing.

This also leads to its force performance and collapse in a certain limit state.

So—

Following Diaper Winter Melon's electric cannon flying kick, Liu Peiqiao actually flew up!

Like a deflated balloon, it flew around the living room, and finally fell to the ground like a weak rag doll, spinning in circles.

For a while!

The live broadcast room was filled with the voices of the two people exclaiming!

“Fuck! Fuck, I’m flying! Help, help!!”

“Damn, daddy is so handsome! Wuhu! My dad has ascended to heaven!!”

The barrage made me laugh out loud—

‘‘Filial piety leads to strength’’

‘Hahahahahaha, father is kind and son is filial’

‘Is this a game made by humans? ’

‘There is a kind of beauty that I learned after studying animation for three years’

‘That’s so weird hahahahaha’

‘My dad ascended to heaven and it really made me laugh so hard. This game is so silly.’

‘Bring a filial son’

‘Double hyperthyroidism’

‘Query the mental state of the game designer—’

‘I can only say that the program is very effective...'

‘Hahahahahahaha…’

Fun!

Winter Melon has never seen such an outrageous game, and the joy of mischief made him extremely excited!

Before Liu Peiqie could stand up, he jumped up and ran straight to the refrigerator with a Qixingzhong-like running posture!

“Daddy! Daddy, I’m hungry! I have to eat something!”

As he spoke, Winter Melon stretched out his hand.

Logically speaking, given his size, he cannot pull the refrigerator handle.

but!

There is no common sense in this game.

The next second, I saw Winter Melon’s two arms stretched instantly like brown candies. In an extremely outrageous posture, she pulled the door handle and opened the refrigerator.

“Wuhu! Let me take a look! Is there any rat poison in our refrigerator?”

Behind him, Liu Peiqie finally stood up.

When I heard this, I rolled up and down on the spot, complaining and chasing the winter melon:

“How the **** did you open the door! Hey! Hey! You can’t just eat whatever’s in the refrigerator!”

“Don’t worry! I have to make some hamburgers today! Hey, hey, hey!”

Wang Gua doesn’t care about Liu Peiqie. After all, if he succeeds in seeking death, he will be his father next!

Seeing that there was hope for death, I saw Winter Melon standing directly in the refrigerator, hurriedly grabbed the burger, and stuffed it into his mouth with the box attached!

“Eat! Damn it, I’m going to show off hard! I want to be a father when I’m reborn!”

One bite of the refrigerated burger!

Seeing that the satiety of winter melon increased by one-fifth in an instant, but it showed a green poisoned state!

Liu Peiqie’s expression immediately changed!

"Don't! Don't eat, don't eat! Damn it! Put down the turtle and eat it! You are going to die!"

“Impossible! I’ll just eat it! Just show off!”

Winter Melon laughed evilly and was already in a state of hyperthyroidism!

“Even the king of heaven and I can’t save me! I won’t survive a **** day today!!”

Liu Peiqie was going crazy, watching as the poisonous state of winter melon was about to be superimposed.

Unexpectedly, something went wrong while busy.

Accidentally, my hand touched the refrigerator door!

“Hey, hey, fuck, don’t—!!”

Bang!

In an instant, Liu Peiqie’s desperate shouting was heard in the live broadcast room - "Oh shit! I pressed the wrong button! Why did I close the refrigerator door!"

The barrage made me laugh like crazy—

‘Hahahahahahaha, he even closed the refrigerator door! ’

‘Brother Qie: You die too slowly, let me help you’

‘The main thing is a harmonious family’

‘Dad is most in danger when there is no danger’

‘Hahahahahahaha, how many steps do you need to close the refrigerator for your son? ’

‘There’s really nothing we can do to save you now’

‘This game is really too hyperthyroid’

‘Laughing so hard that tears came out of my eyes, hahahahaha’

‘What a **** game this is’

‘Although it’s perfunctory, it’s also fascinating and fun’

‘Ge Ge Chun Chun Stupid Bi’

‘Perhaps Brother Qie closed the refrigerator door on purpose? (dog head)’

‘Just to be a son, right (funny)’

‘Don’t tell me, this game is really more fun if you are a son...'

Following the discussion of the audience!

In just five seconds!

【You lose】

As three big characters appeared on Liu Peiqie’s screen!

In the voice channel, Winter Melon’s victory cheers also sounded:

“Awesome! I’m blanch! I’m just a good person to die!”

“Young people are in good health, just lie down and take care of themselves!”

“Brother Qie! Guess what! I want to be your father!!”

And Liu Peiqia transformed into a Cybertronian on the spot.

The small mouth opens, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant.

The live broadcast room is in full swing!

at the same time!

Shen Miaomiao looked at the time.

It’s already ten o’clock.

In the Shark Game Area, in A Yin’s live broadcast room, the boss’s voice came out:

“Okay, that’s it for today’s live broadcast. Tomorrow will be the same time. See you there. Goodbye!”

After saying that, the screen in the live broadcast room went black.

Shen Miaomiao also breathed a long sigh of relief.

At last there were no accidents.

She squatted in A Yin's live broadcast room early today in order to give herself a vaccination in advance.

Don’t be like Leo the cat before, who was inexplicably made popular by the first guy in the game area.

But fortunately, this time, Gu Sheng's good luck did not seem to continue.

A Yin did not get their "Who's the Daddy" in today's bad game session.

Just after testing a few games with mediocre creativity and boring content, Ayin decided to play the game.

"Perfect!"

Shen Miaomiao was very happy:

“There is no chance of an accident happening now.”

Without the anchor to drive traffic, if a game sells for 5 yuan, even if she sells thousands of copies in a week, she will still lose 80,000 to 90,000 yuan, which translates to 800,000 to 900,000 yuan!

Not only can you make up for the money you didn’t lose last time, but you can also make a lot of money!

If everything goes smoothly, she will be able to achieve wealth and freedom as soon as possible and achieve a successful life.

At that time, if my father still doesn’t like me standing alone at home, he will charter a yacht and travel around the world.

hey-hey.

When she thought of this, Shen Miaomiao couldn't help but burst into a proud smile.

It has to be a system!

Isn’t the ideal life just around the corner?

However, what Shen Miaomiao didn't know was.

Just when she turned off the live broadcast room and climbed into bed to start having a sweet dream.

Far away in Jinmen City, A Yin, who had just finished the live broadcast, turned on his mobile phone.

On the mobile phone, a short video full of "laughter" and "birds singing and the fragrance of flowers" pops up on the screen—

“I don’t care! I’ll just eat! I can’t **** survive today!”

“Damn it! Damn it! Why the **** did I close the refrigerator door!”

“Wuhu! What a death!”

"I will really blanch you for pinching the horse..."

Makes A Yin laugh all the time——

“It’s interesting to introduce the game...”

(End of this chapter)

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