Chapter 142 Happy New Year to my brother and sister-in-law!
“I’ve never been able to pass this test again...”
"Uh-huh."
“My VIP has expired…”
"oh oh."
“I wonder if I can buy a small oven...”
“Lao Gu, look at this cucumber slice, it looks like a smiling face...”
“Ancestor, can you please calm down for a while? I have revised this copy eight times.”
In an apartment in Binjiang Yaju, Gu Sheng's helpless voice sounded in the study.
Turning around, he saw little Nezha, wearing a cute strawberry pajamas, showing him half a cucumber in his hand.
Well, this aspect does look like a smiley face.
Gu Sheng couldn't help laughing. He was about to take the smiling cucumber, but unexpectedly, Little Nezha shrank his hand:
“You are cruel to me, and I won’t let you eat.”
Looking at Shen Miaomiao with her little mouth pouted, Gu Sheng smiled helplessly: "I'm working."
“But you’ve been working all day!”
Shen Miaomiao said dissatisfied:
“I woke up in the morning and saw you in the study. It’s already five o’clock in the afternoon, and today is Saturday.”
“I’m just afraid of disturbing your work, so I’ve been tiptoeing around.”
“I also shared my coffee and my fruit with you,”
“I’ll also share the smiling cucumber with you,”
“You are still mean to me...”
Said.
Shen Miaomiao's little mouth was pouted higher and higher, her big eyes were red and filled with tears, and she was about to drop her little pearls. She was extremely wronged:
“I won’t play with you anymore. You can work on your own while I go out to play by myself…”
Speaking, Shen Miaomiao put half a cucumber on Gu Sheng's table and turned to leave.
Gu Sheng couldn't bear it anymore.
Originally, he had a soft-spoken character, but now when he looked at the coffee, fruit and freshly cut cucumbers on the table, he felt soft.
As Xiao Nezha said.
This entire day, she was as quiet as a chicken, tiptoeing in and out of the study.
Whether it’s watching TV shows or playing games, it’s all outside in the living room.
We came in only twice and shared coffee and fruit with him.
The result.
He himself did not notice Xiao Nezha's boredom, and even ignored her enthusiastic sharing.
I really deserve to die! !
Thinking of this, Gu Sheng hurriedly stopped little Nezha: "Hey, hey, don't go, don't go. What do you think this is?"
"What?"
Shen Miaomiao reluctantly turned her head and looked at Gu Sheng.
As soon as Gu Sheng clicked the mouse, all the saved windows on the dual screens were closed, and then the screen went black.
“Magic!”
Gu Sheng clapped his hands:
“Shut down!”
YES! !
Seeing this, Shen Miaomiao cheered in her heart.
Plan pass!
Sure enough, a girl’s red eye circles are her best weapon!
The marketing account sincerely does not deceive me!
good!
Shen Miao Miao Chun Chun is playing Gu Sheng!
This guy is so curly!
Obviously it was such a wonderful weekend, but this old man ended up working from home!
The hours are exactly the same as when I go to work. I have been working from nine o'clock in the morning until now!
Shen Miaomiao couldn't bear it.
I ask you to be a human being and stop being involved. I feel really uneasy when you act like this.
and!
I!
Shen Miaomiao!
Single young girl!
The beautiful voice is so sweet and charming!
Isn't your attitude of being blind to what's going on outside the window a bit insulting to me?
Shen Miaomiao couldn't swallow this breath and decided to use the art of war.
Facts have proved that her tactics worked.
snort!
Shen Miaomiao hummed happily in her heart.
Then he curled his lips, twisted his little head and said yin and yang: "No, why are you turning off the phone? You work quickly, work is important. After you work more, I can give you a promotion and a salary increase, so that you can marry Bai Fumei and reach the peak of your life~"
“I’m at my peak now,”
Gu Sheng stood up, waved his hands and said solemnly:
“It is a great honor for Gu to be a roommate with Mr. Shen. It is already the pinnacle of life.”
The serious grin made Shen Miaomiao laugh out of tears: "You are so fake, Gu Sheng."
“You should listen carefully.” Gu Sheng raised his eyebrows, indicating that little Nezha deserved it.
“Well,” Shen Miaomiao nodded slowly: “Then I’ll reluctantly give you another chance. Let me ask you—”
“How about my smiling cucumber?”
“Excellent!”
“What about buying a small oven?”
“Elegant and leisurely!”
“What happens when my video VIP expires?”
“Scan my QR code!”
“How to solve the problem of defending the carrot checkpoint?”
“The boss is confused! Haven’t we finished the kitchen mess yet? Wouldn’t it be nice to put down the projector in the living room, connect a line, and play games together on the sofa?”
“Very good! Very energetic!”
Shen Miaomiao patted Gu Sheng on the shoulder:
“I’m optimistic about you as this year’s best employee!”
“Thank you, boss, for the pie!” Gu Sheng raised his thumb and said, “It tastes so good!”
Shen Miaomiao couldn't help but laugh, she burst into laughter, and lightly hit Gu Sheng: "Forget it if you die of poverty."
Seeing this, Gu Sheng also smiled: "Aren't you angry anymore?"
“I’m so angry,” Shen Miaomiao rolled her eyes at Gu Sheng angrily, “I’m so angry.”
With that said, the two of them also came to the living room.
Shen Miaomiao jumped into the sofa with a thud and lay down like an uncle:
“I want to eat dumplings!”
Gu Sheng really didn't brag before. He really knew how to make dumplings, and they tasted very good.
Especially the three fresh stuffing, Shen Miaomiao had eaten it once before, but now she was greedy again.
“It’s not a problem to eat,”
Gu Sheng is a bit embarrassed:
“But now you are saying that there is no minced meat, shrimp, or leeks at home.”
“But there is me!”
Shen Miaomiao just lay down and jumped up again:
“I’ll buy it!”
Saturday is for buying groceries, eating, and enjoying a warm life!
"Okay," seeing how enthusiastic little Nezha was, Gu Sheng also smiled and nodded: "Then I'll beat the eggs with noodles and wait for your triumphant return."
Before he finished speaking, little Nezha had already put on his coat, looking impatient.
Leave the sentence "Leave it to me" and rush out of the door.
"ah…"
Gu Sheng opened his mouth, shook his head helplessly, and took the phone: "I'll buy a bottle of vinegar by the way."
After saying that, Gu Sheng also came to the kitchen, put on an apron, and started kneading dough.
Looking at the setting sun outside the window, Gu Sheng felt that he could not lower the corner of his mouth.
He didn’t like cooking much before.
You cook alone, eat alone, wash the dishes and tidy up the kitchen alone.
The rice is hot and the heart is cold.
It’s not a bother, nor is it interesting, so it’s better to order takeout and eat it.
But since becoming roommates with little Nezha, cooking seems to have gradually become a kind of enjoyment for him.
To be more precise, it was the pyrotechnic gas full of temperature that made him sink.
The golden sunset outside the window, with warm colors, fell on the slender and tall man in the kitchen.
In the Harman Kardon in the living room, the melody flows slowly and gradually fills the house—
I need a dream, a direction, and tears
More need for one person to light up the darkness of the sky
I am powerless, unable to resist, and have no way out
This silent night is here for me
Need someone to accompany you…
…
"Hey, Lao Lu, what do you think my sister-in-law looks like?" "She should be tall and sexy, right? I think that would match Lao Gu better."
"I guess he is gentle and quiet. I think Brother Sheng is more suitable for a little sheep like that."
“Well, that makes sense. Lao Gu’s yuppie spirit should also attract the little sheep.”
“I’m still a little nervous.”
“That’s Lao Gu’s girlfriend, why are you so nervous?”
“What if we open the door and take a look, bang, there’s Mr. Shen!”
“Stop talking nonsense. How could Mr. Ou condescend to live with Lao Gu? Even if he really lived together, he would still be married to Lao Gu.”
“Actually, I quite like Lao Gu and Mr. Ou, but Lao Gu has his own subjective will when it comes to feelings...”
In the elevator!
Lu Bian and Dajiang watched the floors of the elevator slowly increase as they talked.
good!
today!
This is the time for the ‘raid’ that the two of them have agreed upon!
They want to see who the ‘sister-in-law’ is who can make Lao Gu go against his normal behavior, give up his great career of working overtime without hesitation, and get off work on time!
and!
Today the two of them are also shouldering an important mission!
That is to say more good things to Lao Gu and try to tie the sister-in-law tightly!
Lao Gu has had a hard time living alone these past few years.
Although this kind of words is a bit pretentious coming from the mouths of grown men like them.
But when they thought that Lao Gu had been carrying all the ups and downs all by himself for so many years without even a family, the two of them felt really sad for Gu Sheng.
Now, there is finally someone who can make Lao Gu Lianjia. As top wingmen, the two of them will definitely contribute a wave of perfect assists!
Ding!
Said.
The elevator also arrived at Gu Sheng's home floor.
The two looked at each other and tilted their heads!
“For Lao Gu’s happiness!”
“For the rest of Brother Sheng’s life!”
"Walk!"
"Walk!"
Ding—dong—
Ring the doorbell.
From the gate, Gu Sheng's voice came: "Here, who is it?"
“Ward inspection!”
Lu Bian responded in a nonchalant manner:
“We suspect that you are hiding in the golden house, open the door and let’s check.”
“Anyone who pretends to be a member of a relevant unit to commit fraud shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years, criminal detention, public surveillance, or deprivation of political rights.”
As the door opened, Gu Sheng took his mobile phone and read:
“If the circumstances are serious, the offender shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years.”
Say it.
Looking towards the land and the river at the door:
“My stupid Oudou, did you lose this gold bracelet or a silver bracelet?”
One sentence!
They were immediately choked to death.
“Isn’t it such a big sin to cheat on rice…”
Lu Bian smiled sarcastically:
“Stop by to visit my sister-in-law.”
Gu Sheng:…
Lao Lu's words were full of holes, and he even didn't know where to start.
“We are not going to test whether ‘visit’ can be applied to people,”
Gu Sheng was silent for a moment and smoothed out his thoughts:
“Where did this matter of sister-in-law come from?”
“Let’s start with the LV cream strawberry barrel bag next to you!”
Lu Bian has sharp eyes, and he immediately saw the cute lady's bag hanging on the shoe-changing stool at the door.
After letting the two people in, Gu Sheng glanced at Shen Miaomiao's bag and smiled helplessly: "This is..."
“Stop it!”
Before he could speak, Lu Bian made a gesture to silence himself:
“I am a love prodigal and a master of love,”
“Do I need you to tell me what kind of person my sister-in-law is?”
" Mr. Lu can guess it nine times out of ten just by looking at it!"
"...Don't regret it," Gu Sheng saw that Lu Bian was rushing to die today and stopped trying to persuade him: "Guess, don't blame me for not reminding you when the time comes."
"cut!"
Lu Bian sneered:
"Am I afraid? Could it be that you have found a tiger as your girlfriend?"
Speaking!
Lu Bian then analyzed it with great interest -
“Hang bucket bag! LV’s last year’s model, fresh and cute style, the hardware is slightly worn!”
“Lipstick on the countertop! Armani red tube lip glaze, color number 214 Ambiguous Milk Apricot!”
“Shoes under the shoe cabinet! LV’s RUNAWAY series, about size 345, pink, clean and refreshing!”
"In summary!"
Speaking of which!
Lu Bian pushed up his non-existent empty glasses and pointed at Gu Sheng!
“The scheming frog keeps touching your belly!”
At the side, Ojiang also cooperated by using the mobile phone amplifier to play the BGM of Conan solving the case!
Just listen to Lu Bian’s voice:
“This girl is relatively wealthy. She is about 1.65 meters tall and about 20 years old. She looks pure and cute, has a clean and sweet style, and is playful and lively!”
“The most important thing is that it definitely meets the high needs of an old warden like you for a jailer!”
“Am I right?”
Gu Sheng:…
Speechless.
How come I have such two slutty friends?
Should I reflect on myself?
Fortunately, this is not in the company.
Otherwise, if this scene is seen by others, what is the difference between defecating in public?
“Hurry up, can you please tell me something?”
Lu Bian raised his head towards Gu Sheng:
“It’s very tiring to keep this pose all the time.”
Just outside the door, I heard the girl's cheerful singing, accompanied by the sound of bright footsteps:
“I was walking alone on the path to buy vegetables, and Lao Gu made some dumplings for me to try~”
唰!
Lu Bian and Dajiang looked at Gu Sheng and raised their eyebrows:
The time to witness the miracle has arrived!
Gu Sheng leaned against the shoe cabinet without any fear, and even picked up a glass of water:
Please start your performance.
Click!
The door opens in the next second!
Lu Bian and Dajiang turned around and said, "Da—!"
Only said one word!
Lu Bian’s voice was choked in his throat!
Because the person who opened the door was none other than Shen Miaomiao, who was returning from shopping for vegetables and carrying a bag of vegetables!
Let’s make eye contact!
A moment!
Lu Bian’s pupils contracted, his heart and lungs stopped, and his brain went blank!
Wo! Virtue! hair!
ah?
Lao Gu…Xiao Nezha…the two of them…um…huh?
The situation was reasonable but unexpected, causing Lu Bian's brain to shut down on the spot.
Turning his head, he glared at Dajiang fiercely, secretly scolding him for being a top-notch crow’s mouth!
Ojiang also looked confused. He grinned innocently towards the land, indicating that he really just said it casually, and he didn't expect to be able to follow his words.
As for Shen Miaomiao outside the door, she was also surprised. Seeing Lu Bian's expression of wanting to speak but not wanting to speak, she asked:
“Big—what?”
“Big…uh…big…”
Lu Bian’s expression was a little distorted and his mind was spinning rapidly!
“Happy New Year to my brother and sister-in-law—you are my grandpa and I am yours—!”
Poof—! !
Behind the scenes, Gu Sheng couldn't hold back any longer. He squirted out a mouthful of water, covered his head with his pocket, and treated the edge of the land as a potted plant, watering it thoroughly!
“Uh-cough-cough-”
Nearly choking to death, Gu Sheng waved his hands repeatedly to explain:
“They are just here to get food for you. I said that I am sharing a house with you now. If I want to get food for you, I have to ask for your permission and ask them to put in a good word for you. There is no other meaning…”
It’s so silly!
If I am guilty, you can punish me with the law instead of arranging for me to have two bad guys to be my best friends!
Being able to become ferromagnetic with this kind of thing, I broke the law in my previous life...
Seeing this, Shen Miaomiao quickly took out a few tissues from the shoe counter and handed them to Lu Bian:
“It’s okay, it’s just a meal. I just want to make dumplings today and let’s eat them together. It’s lively because there are so many people. I’ll order some pickles, stewed vegetables or something...”
As she spoke, Shen Miaomiao bit her lip and smiled.
Although I know that Lu Bian’s nonsensical sentence is a line from The Devil’s Coming.
But when I heard the title ‘big brother and sister-in-law’, a sweet and greasy feeling couldn’t help but spread from the bottom of my heart.
Young man is very good at talking!
With a wave of your little hand!
It’s just a meal!
lived! You can rub it all!
You must give me good food and drink today! !
(End of this chapter)