Chapter 107 "Making Fun in the Kitchen" Five Virtues
And with Gu Sheng’s exclamation!
The pace of the game has also become faster in an instant!
Orders come one after another, and turnip tomatoes are flying all over the place.
Shen Miaomiao felt that her kitchen knife was about to emit smoke, but she still couldn't keep up with the eating speed of the spaghetti monster!
The most important thing is!
This annoying guy Gu Sheng has been playing the role of waiter conscientiously!
“One serving of cabbage salad! I’ll wait for you!”
“One serving of turnip and tomato salad! The kitchen should hurry up!”
“One more serving of cabbage salad! It’s almost time for tomato salad!”
…”
This order has not been completed yet, the next one is coming.
Gu Sheng is like that alarm clock at six or seven in the morning, which cannot be avoided or turned off.
Shen Miaomiao felt like her head was getting big!
Blood pressure soars rapidly!
But fortunately!
Just when her little volcano was about to erupt, a plot killer appeared, finally saving Shen Miaomiao's blood pressure.
The spaghetti monster seemed to find eating salad too boring, so with a wave of his hand, he was about to destroy the city.
The Onion King saw that something was not going well, so he opened the portal with a backhand and threw Gu Sheng and Shen Miaomiao in, allowing them to practice and return to this point in time to challenge the spaghetti monster.
The barrage was filled with whispers—
‘Holy shit, the game has just begun? ’
‘Co-authored, that was just a teaching level? ’
‘This game is a bit difficult for me, I’m in a hurry’
‘This is the right taste! It’s my favorite golden flavor! ’
‘Who came up with this silly word Jin Wei’er? It feels weird every time I see it...'
‘Hahahahahahaha as long as you don’t think about it too much’
‘Fortunately it’s over, otherwise I feel like Mr. Ou will be tortured and exploded soon’
‘If you’re not allowed to explode, it’s not a form of torture’
‘Isn’t it a challenge? ’
? ? ? ’
‘Hahahahahahahaha…’
The game officially begins!
Shen Miaomiao took a deep breath!
She now finally knows why Gu Sheng reminded her to be a lady before!
Stay steady, steady Shen Miaomiao.
This is just a game, don’t worry.
Besides, that was a plot kill just now. The difficulty of a plot kill like this must be on the high side, so that’s why I was in such a hurry.
The next game will definitely become more casual.
Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao rolled her eyes and elbowed Gu Sheng:
“Hey, this is for you to chop vegetables.”
Shen Miaomiao's expression was a bit bad.
Because according to what she just observed, Gu Sheng's state has been very relaxed throughout the entire teaching level.
Not only can he push his wheelchair around the room, but he can even find the time to sign up for his own dishes to relieve his blood pressure.
In this case, I must have been wronged just now, and I took the initiative to take on the heaviest vegetable cutting work in the game.
Ever since, Shen Miaomiao had an idea and decided to switch identities with Gu Sheng.
She also wanted to be an idle shopkeeper, supervising the work, shouting and making sarcastic remarks, so that Lao Gu's blood pressure would rise.
“I cut vegetables?”
Gu Sheng shrugged:
“Okay, what about you?”
“I’ll just do the same job I just did!”
Shen Miaomiao said it was natural.
“That job I just did?”
Gu Sheng was a little surprised:
“I was very busy just now placing orders, garnishing dishes, passing dishes and plates!”
cut-! !
Shen Miaomiao almost left her mouth to go to her grandma's house.
Want to trick me again?
You are so beautiful!
"It doesn't matter!"
Shen Miaomiao was righteous and awe-inspiring:
“I can handle it!”
snort!
A cunning migrant worker who deliberately made his job look extremely arduous to make his idiot boss think he was very busy, but was actually fishing like crazy, right? !
Do you think you can deceive me?
“Don’t worry about me! I can do it! Just chop the vegetables! Come on!”
"Ah..." Gu Sheng was stunned. This was the first time he heard such an outrageous request: "Don't regret it?"
"Just don't regret it..." Shen Miaomiao narrowed her eyes at Gu Sheng.
Then, he put his controller into Gu Sheng's arms, took his console controller, and resolutely pressed the start button!
“It’s too late to explain, Master Gu! Let’s go chop the vegetables!”
In fact, in the original game, the goal of the first level was to make onion soup, and there was only one menu.
But in Gu Sheng's opinion, a menu is too boring.
So in the first level, he added onions, tomatoes, and mushrooms to the three menus.
The specific production method is to cut the raw materials, put them into a group of three and stew them in a soup pot. When the time is up, just put them on a plate and serve.
It’s not that difficult.
One person is responsible for selecting and preparing the dishes, and the other is responsible for cooking, plating and serving. As for washing the dishes, whoever has time will wash them.
But the problem is!
This time, Shen Miaomiao chose to do all the work, leaving only the vegetable cutting work that she considered "heavy" to Gu Sheng!
Ding ding!
As the bell rang, the roles of both parties were reversed, and the first level officially began!
The menu appeared, Shen Miaomiao grinned and clucked her white teeth, imitating Gu Sheng's tone just now!
“Two onion soups for you!”
While saying this, Shen Miaomiao came to the material box and dived in, tumbling like Gu Sheng did just now.
In an instant, onions, mushrooms and tomatoes were flying all over the sky, and they were all thrown in the direction of Gu Sheng.
However!
It’s only ten seconds!
The ingredients that were just thrown over turned into cut preparations and flew back.
"Why?"
Shen Miaomiao was stunned and looked blankly at Gu Sheng who had finished the work.
Is something wrong?
Just now, I clearly didn't rush to do anything, so why was it so easy in Gu Sheng's hands?
“Look what I’m doing, look at the menu,”
Gu Sheng raised his chin and signaled Shen Miaomiao to turn on the fire and make soup:
“The time for making soup is very short.”
Shen Miaomiao is like waking up from a dream!
When I saw the order time, I immediately felt numb!
“Pot, pot, pot, pot…where’s the pot?”
“That’s right in the corner.”
“Oh oh oh, three portions of onions...why can’t I get them out?”
“You must at least have a plate, right?”
“Oh oh oh plate plate... emmmmm... plate...”
“Your pot is going to catch fire.”
“Hey, hey, no, no, bring it down first, plate, um, serve!”
Ding dong!
The tip amount floated on the screen, Shen Miaomiao breathed a sigh of relief and finally finished the first order before the order disappeared.
But before she could take a breath!
“Here, here’s three parts mushrooms for mushroom soup, here’s three parts tomatoes for tomato soup, here’s the next part onion soup…”
ˆTuk tuk tuk—
As Gu Sheng spoke, the kitchen knife in his hand flew up and down, and waves of processed ingredients flew towards Shen Miaomiao, and the past reappeared.
“It’s almost time to order the tomato soup…”
“I know, I know!”
“The ingredients for the onion soup have been cut...”
“Throw it on the ground and throw it on the ground!”
“Your pot is going to catch fire again…”
“Serve it right away!”
“The plate hasn’t been washed and the soup can’t be served...”
"oops-!"
Shen Miaomiao felt that she had never been so busy in her life!
He turned around and looked at Gu Sheng!
But I saw this bastard, holding a fire extinguisher and spinning around COS Aisha!
“letitgo…letitgo…ah bala bala oooooo…”
This is Gu Sheng’s favorite project.
The cute little chef holds the fire extinguisher and sprays it while spinning around, which will make people feel the smell of sand sculpture emanating from the inside out.
The most important thing is that he chose a raccoon in a wheelchair.
This sense of humor is even more prominent.
Having fun!
Suddenly!
I heard Shen Miaomiao shouting loudly next to me!
“Gu Sheng! What a fool! The labor and management here are as busy as digging a spinning top!”
“You’re holding a stupid fire extinguisher here and running around in circles?!”
“You don’t know how to clean the plate?!”
“Don’t worry, you will never see any work in your eyes?!”
ah-? ? ?
Gu Sheng opened his mouth in surprise and looked at the furious Shen Miaomiao!
"Didn't you say that I only use chopping vegetables? Are you still being reasonable?"
This is too baffling!
Am I just a disabled raccoon responsible for cutting holes?
How could you go back on your word and do this to me?
But at this moment, Shen Miaomiao, who had already erupted, didn't care about this!
“Laozi Shudao Mountain! Yi—!!”
“Go! Go! Can’t I just go?!”
Gu Sheng shrank his neck. Although he didn't know why he was afraid, he couldn't help but feel frightened when he saw little Nezha looking like he was about to bite someone. He quickly rolled his wheelchair to the sink and washed the dishes with a squeak:
“What an unreasonable woman...”
The barrage is laughing like crazy! !
‘Hahahahahaha, Mr. Ou has such a strong sense of oppression’
‘Appeared! The most famous mountain in Sichuan and Chongqing - Shudao Mountain! ’
‘Master Gu reminded the whole lady image, but Mr. Ou broke it with his own hands’
‘Mr. Ou: What the **** is so unladylike! I want to serve it now! ’
‘Poor Brother Shengzi, the cosplay of Princess Elsa is obviously pretty good’
‘I was just picked up by the ears and thrown to the basin hahahahaha’
‘What is the daily life of the Sichuan and Chongqing couple, hahahahaha’
‘I’m afraid Lao Gu is not a rake~’
‘I was so **** laughing that the real estate agent came to find me’
‘If you harm others, you will ultimately harm yourself, Brother Shengzi! God's way is reincarnation, and the retribution of the mini game is finally your turn! ’
‘KSWL’
ifier(X)??
‘It’s so fun, let’s play with my girlfriend! ’
‘I’m not my brother, what are you doing? ’
‘Don’t curse, don’t curse, I’m already installing it…’
'I also…'
‘Okay, actually I bought it too…’
‘You boy…’
‘…’
Looking at the two noisy people on the screen.
At this time, the Golden Wind project team who were watching the fun off the screen were dumbfounded!
no?
ah?
These two people are so **** good at live broadcasting, right? !
This is the first level!
1-1!
It exploded? !
For a moment, everyone felt that it was outrageous, but they also found it even more funny!
Chattering like a rookie in a hot house, coupled with a submissive and helpless expert director.
How interesting it is to see these two people!
"never mind,"
After a long time, Lu Bian’s helpless voice came out in the group chat conference room:
“Everyone’s red envelope should be given to Lao Gu at that time. It’s still half an hour before the live broadcast ends. It’s estimated that Lao Gu will not come back from Beijing intact...”
As soon as this statement came out!
There was a brief silence in the group chat conference room.
Hearing a puff, Jiang Shan, who had a very low point of laughter, couldn't hold back anymore and laughed out loud.
Following—
Pfft hahahahaha…
A burst of laughter came from the online conference room!
The live broadcast room was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere!
Gu Sheng and Shen Miaomiao became more and more involved in the fight, and even created the famous scene of "The Five Virtues of "The Kitchen"" -
They are [husband and wife love]:
“Ouch! Damn it! Damn it! I threw the soup you just made into the trash can!”
"ah?"
“The serving port is too close to the trash can, I didn’t aim it properly...”
“Gu Sheng, I’m going to beat you up—!!”
There is also【心有同同义】:
“Hey, hey, stop crowding me, I want to serve the food!”
"You get out of my way first. My pot is going to catch fire!"
“This is just one road, please give way!”
“I know there’s only one way but you’re still stuck with me!”
“You-don’t-crowd-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-”
“You-let-go-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-”
There is [raise the case and raise eyebrows]:
“Stop running around with your cooking pot, I beg you...”
“I want to serve the food! Serve the food!”
“The plate is in my hand, you’re a bastard!”
“Why are you carrying a plate around every day if you don’t chop vegetables?”
“Aren’t you really holding the pot? Are you talking about me???”
There is also [harp and harp]:
“Yo yo yo, how many days have you seen Master Gu acting like this? Can’t you even cut two kohlrabi?”
“Is this what you said? Have you seen this plate of steaks that you just fried? Hey! I dropped it into the water to report it~”
“Gu Sheng! What the heck are you! That’s the steak I cooked so hard after falling into the water and dying three times!!”
“I know you are in a hurry, but don’t be in a hurry, because you will be in a hurry later...”
There is also【Hundred Years of Good Harmony】：
“Oh no, you’re about to give me a heart attack...”
“It’s obviously you who is the loser! You can’t even play your own game well!”
“My food? My food? Without me, the kitchen would have been on fire!”
“Damn it! Look, I’m so hot with you!”
“I really can’t play with you at all, I am...”
“Hmph! I don’t want to play with you yet!”
“Whoever puts out the fire is the dog!”
“I’ll kill you—”
The raging sea of fire is like the end of the world.
Shen Miaomiao, on the other hand, snatched Gu Sheng's fire extinguisher and performed her own traditional skills. She pointed the mouth of the fire extinguisher at Gu Sheng and gave it a loud blow to vent her dissatisfaction.
“I will never play with you again!!”
A hilarious live broadcast ended with the two people talking as angry as children.
Even the host's closing words were vibrato, and he looked like he couldn't stop laughing, which made the fans burst into laughter and heartache!
…
It became popular in the mini-game market!
Almost overnight, Naughty Kitchen has become a favorite in the mini-game circle due to its tricky attributes and strong fun.
It is nicknamed "Breakup Kitchen" by many players.
And the anchors have also seen the excellent live broadcast effect of this game and started playing it one after another!
Even because of the emergence of Hunan Kitchen, all live broadcast platforms in China have been infected with the "Golden Wind Syndrome" for nearly a week—
During the prime time period from 8 pm to 10 pm on all platforms, more than 70% of the anchors are playing Golden Wind games.
Either!
He is a PUBG player who is galloping through the jungle, fighting his way out of tight circles again and again, and eating chicken at night.
Either!
Meet a few friends, laugh and curse in the live broadcast room, step by step from a normal mind to a messy kitchen player with a broken mentality!
For a time, the emotional value in Gu Sheng's system soared!
Even, it has far exceeded his expectations!
At this rate, it is estimated that he will be able to unlock the core data of "Titanfall 2" in less than half a month!
At the thought of being in the somatosensory cabin and controlling the BT immersively, Gu Sheng couldn't help but feel a surge of emotion!
The most important thing is!
This time!
They will also work with Yiyou, under the guidance of Yiyou’s technical department, to optimize the full-sensory system to match the full-sensory enhanced assistance system of Yiyou x2!
That is to say!
What if this time, Golden Wind and Yiyou both succeed!
So!
All somatosensory cabin works launched by Gu Sheng after that will also have a qualitative leap!
Without a doubt!
This is absolutely attractive to Gu Sheng!
Not only as a designer, but also as a player!
Gu Sheng was in agitated mood.
But on the other side, Shen Miaomiao was not in a very good mood.
A week has passed in the blink of an eye, and today is the day for her system to settle.
There is no doubt about it.
This game, which cost about 300,000 yuan, made money as expected.
but.
The reason for her bad mood was not this.
Because from the day she decided to go on a live broadcast to promote "Kitchen" with Gu Sheng, she had already made a prediction in her mind and knew that this game would most likely not lose money.
Besides, it’s just a small game with an investment of 300,000 yuan.
Even if it were a total loss, it would only be three million.
She has seen people who get huge rebates, and there is a big **** behind them to cover losses, so this little money is nothing to her.
The reason why she was in a bad mood.
It’s because ever since the two said “I will never play with you again” during the live broadcast, they have really never played together in the kitchen.
Actually, Shen Miaomiao quite liked this game.
It can even be said that this is the game she has played for the longest time after Defending Carrots.
Because the game has a matching mechanism.
So these days, she will go online from time to time to play with other little chefs.
However, I no longer have the angry and funny feeling I had when I played with Gu Sheng.
Although, for several days, Shen Miaomiao secretly hinted to Gu Sheng whether he wanted to play games with her.
But Gu Sheng was like a wooden pile. I don’t know whether he really didn’t understand or just pretended not to understand.
In short, I just haven’t played with her.
This made Shen Miaomiao feel a little sad. She felt that Gu Sheng must have disliked her for being so messy.
Think of this.
Shen Miaomiao, who was nestled on the sofa in the conference room and holding the handle, felt upset for a while.
He put his little feet on the conference table and kicked them in a bad temper: "Oh, it's so annoying. You bastard, do you like to play or not? You dislike my aunt, and my aunt also dislikes you. I like to play or not. I'm pretty good at it myself..."
Click.
He is having a bad temper!
Suddenly, there was a click and the door of the conference room was pushed open from the outside.
Shen Miaomiao looked up.
She saw Gu Sheng standing at the door carrying his satchel, looking at her with a complicated expression.
Shen Miaomiao was a little surprised by Gu Sheng's sudden appearance, but her temper had not gone away yet, so she raised her neck and said a little arrogantly:
“You...why do you look at me like that?”
“I’m not looking at you, I’m looking at this conference room,”
Gu Sheng leaned against the door, smacked his lips and said:
“Now our conference room feels like Hailan House to me.”
Shen Miaomiao didn't understand: "How to say it?"
“It feels new every **** time I come here,”
Gu Sheng said:
“It can be a conference room, a video room, a temple, a temple, or...”
Speaking.
Gu Sheng looked at the Noisy Kitchen game interface on the projection screen:
“Game arcade.”
Tut.
Gu Sheng smacked his lips: "This place charges you according to conference room standards. It's really a big loss."
“I’m happy to!”
Shen Miaomiao leaned on the sofa, raised her legs and put her little feet on the conference table:
“My place, I say it’s a playroom and it’s a playroom!”
Gu Sheng raised his thumb:
“Then how much does your game arcade charge? I want to play for an hour, but I only have two coconut-flavored lollipops, is that enough?”
As soon as this statement came out!
Shen Miaomiao was stunned at first!
Shortly afterwards, the little temper just now disappeared like a cloud blown away by the wind!
“Oh—it’s better to arrive early than to arrive late,”
Shen Miaomiao tried her best to hold back the corners of her mouth and patted the empty space beside her casually:
“In the past, I only had four lollipops an hour, but today it’s half price,”
“Sit down, I’ll give you a handle!”
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(End of this chapter)