Chapter 2248 2250 [Living Immortal]
Xiang Nan watched Baimei enter the Tongfu Inn, and waited outside for a while before following in.
Seeing that Bai Mei had already bluffed Tong Xiangyu, Guo Furong, Lu Xiucai and Bai Zhantang according to the information he provided.
"The old man is really a fairy."
"That's right, it's really accurate."
"You can even figure out my martial arts skills, really amazing."
"You can tell that Erniang is eccentric, sir, you are really a god~"
Bai Zhantang, Guo Furong, Lu Xiucai, Tong Xiangyu all praised.
"What are you talking about?" Xiang Nan walked in and said with a smile, startling Bai Mei.
"Big mouth, this old fairy is really good at calculating. If you don't believe me, let him do the calculation for you." Lu Xiucai said hastily.
"Forget it, this is all a lie." Xiang Nan waved his hand and said, "If you don't believe me, let him figure it out. What is my last name, what is my name, and what did I do before."
"A, B, B, D, Zichou Yinmao..." Bai Mei put on a show, and pinched his fingers, "Your surname is Li, and your name doesn't quite match your appearance. There is a word for 'lian', am I right?"
"Yes, yes, yes." Everyone exclaimed when they heard this.
"Then what do you think I used to do?" Xiang Nan asked again.
"Well..." Bai Mei narrowed his eyes and counted, "You used to hold a knife, either a butcher or a chef."
Hearing what he said, Xiang Nan pretended to be shocked, "You really guessed it!"
"God, really amazing." Everyone also praised.
"Old Immortal, can you help me figure out when I will win the exam?" Lu Xiucai immediately asked for advice.
"Mr. Baimei, I would like to ask you to help calculate the marriage." Tong Xiangyu was also very moved.
"Old Immortal, can you also help me calculate the marriage?" Guo Furong also asked expectantly.
"Okay, don't worry, don't worry, wait for me to calculate a little bit." Baimei frowned and said, "Oh, the secret must not be revealed. There are too many people here, so it is inconvenient to say."
"Mr. Baimei, please private room." Tong Xiangyu said hastily, "Zhantang, order the kitchen to cook some good dishes for Mr. Baimei."
"Okay." Bai Zhantang nodded.
…
Bai Mei immediately entered the box, and showed the faces one by one.
In order to prevent him from talking nonsense, Xiang Nan also pretended to ask him for fortune-telling and waited in line at the door of the box.
With his ear strength, he could still hear clearly even though he was separated by a wall.
Just listen to what Baimei said, and teach him, it's still a good fit.
He told Tong Xiangyu not to worry, her marriage does not need external demands, it is by her side. However, it will take three more kalpas to achieve consummation.
He told Lv Xiucai that his literary career had not been prosperous in recent years, and his imperial examinations were not good. On the contrary, the luck of the peach blossoms is prosperous, which is the most beneficial for marriage. And his marriage is also in front of him, a girl with a flower in her name.
He told Guo Furong that marriage is destined, and her marriage is also in front of her eyes. She is a troubled son from a scholarly family. However, he is only temporarily unsatisfactory, and he will rise to the sky in the future. He is a very good potential stock.
Because he was right before, everyone believed what he said now.
Even Bai Zhantang seemed to be very satisfied after seeing everyone finished the calculation, so he couldn't help but begged Mr. Baimei for a calculation.
"Sir, help me figure it out, will I get into trouble with officials in the future?" He asked cautiously.
"Let me do the math for you~" Bai Mei pinched his fingers and calculated again, "Well, you did make mistakes and did some bad things in the early years. Fortunately, you can repent in time and wake up.
The so-called prodigal son will not be exchanged for money, you will not be imprisoned in the future. Even if there is danger, it will turn bad luck into good fortune, and make good luck in death, and it will be a false alarm.
Bai Zhantang was shocked when he heard it.
I didn't expect Bai Mei to be so amazing, even counting the bad things he did back then.
"Old Immortal, don't worry, I will listen to you." He said happily.
He had been worried that he would be arrested, and Bai Mei's words undoubtedly reassured him. In the future, you can have a good dream when you sleep, and you don't have to worry about it anymore.
…
After everyone finished their calculations, Xiang Nan entered the box.
Bai Mei stood up quickly when she saw him, "My lord, even I..."
"Shh~" Xiang Nan covered his mouth in time, then leaned into his ear and said, "When the calculation is over, get out."
He knows the truth that if you speak too much, you will lose your words. Laobai, Xiaoguo, Xiucai, shopkeeper, none of them are fuel-efficient lamps.
Bai Mei can be fooled for a while, but not forever, the longer she stays, the more likely she will be exposed.
"I haven't eaten yet." Bai Mei objected.
"Do you believe I told you to go to prison?" Xiang Nan pinched his neck and said.
"Don't eat, don't eat." Bai Mei was taken aback, so he had to say, and then walked out of the box holding his cover.
"Old Immortal, what are you doing here?" Tong Xiangyu asked quickly when he saw it.
"The old man is traveling all over the world, and he has to go on his way." Bai Mei stroked his beard and said.
"Ah, you haven't eaten your meal yet." Bai Zhantang laughed, "You can leave after eating."
"No need, the old man gave a gift to a destined person, and he didn't take any money, so how can he eat." Bai Mei waved his hands and said, "No need, no need."
"Oh, what an old fairy."
"Don't want a penny, don't eat a meal, you are really a master."
When everyone saw it, they all praised.
Hearing what they said, Bai Mei couldn't help being a little embarrassed.
It’s not that he doesn’t want to eat, nor that he doesn’t charge for it, it’s really that the evil spirit behind him doesn’t let him take money, and doesn’t let him eat.
If you want to meet such a person in the future, you will not be able to live in that day.
…
Afterwards, Baimei walked out of Tongfu Inn under the eyes of everyone adoring, and walked out of Qixia Town under Xiang Nan's stalking.
"My lord, I'm following what you said, it's not bad at all." After leaving the town, Bai Mei breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly said to Xiang Nan.
"You're still smart." Xiang Nan nodded.
Bai Mei is indeed an old liar, and his acting skills are quite profound. Basically, he said everything that should be said according to his instructions.
"Then you deserve a reward?" Bai Mei said with a shy face.
Xiang Nan took out a silver ingot from his pocket, about five taels, and threw it to Baimei, "Okay, go, leave far away, don't let me see you again. Otherwise, next time I see you again, You are like this stone."
As he spoke, he slapped the rocks by the river with his palm. There was a loud bang, and the stone the size of a wheat bucket cracked into several pieces.
When Bai Mei saw it, he was startled, quickly took the money, turned around and ran away, and disappeared after a while.
Xiang Nan watched him walk for a long time before returning to town satisfied.
…
At this time, under the inspiration of Bai Mei, Xiao Guo and Xiucai have developed a little fondness for each other.
The shopkeeper expects to get married with Lao Bai after three calamities. Lao Bai is thinking about how to keep a low profile so as not to get angry.
(end of this chapter)