Chapter 2216 2218 [Liar]
"Thank you, Master." Xiang Nan cupped his hands.
In fact, he should kneel down to worship his master. But since Xiang Nan knew he was a liar, he was naturally unwilling to kneel down to him.
Fortunately, Hong Riqing only wanted to cheat food and drink, and didn't care about these superficial skills, so this apprenticeship ceremony was just like that.
"I implore Master to pass on the art." Xiang Nan cupped his hands again.
"Art should not be passed on lightly. Today's roast chicken and hoof are just apprenticeships. If you want to learn art, come back tomorrow." Hong Riqing refused.
His tricks are not many, of course, he should use them sparingly.
"Then I'd better take it back." Seeing this, Xiang Nan snatched back the roast chicken and hoof.
"You..." Hong Riqing didn't expect Xiang Nan to be so straightforward, and quickly waved his hands and said, "Okay, okay, okay, I'll teach you. Today I'll teach you how to move the blue dragon to the sea!"
"Master, I want to learn inner strength, please teach me some inner strength." Xiang Nan said.
"..." Hong Riqing looked at Xiang Nan depressedly, wondering who is the apprentice and who is the master?
But he was afraid that Xiang Nan would **** the roast chicken and hoof back again, so he could only nod his head, "Okay, I will pass on some inner strength to you today, Master."
As he spoke, he twisted around Xiang Nan like a jumping master, and then breathed out with both palms, pressing against his waist, "How does it feel?"
Xiang Nan had already noticed that Bai Zhantang had followed and hid not far away, so he shouted loudly, "It's hot, it's so hot!"
"Feel the feeling again!" Hong Riqing said again.
"It's cold, it's freezing cold." Xiang Nan shouted again.
"Okay, now you have master's success power." Hong Riqing stopped.
"Really, Master? Then I can also snap off big trees?" Xiang Nan said happily.
"You'll know if you try it." Hong Riqing pointed to a big tree in front of him.
"Okay, Master, then I'll try." Xiang Nan immediately came to the big tree, squatted on the horse and rode on the horse, with air in his dantian, shouted loudly, and slapped the big tree with his palm.
There was a loud bang, and the big tree was interrupted by the middle.
"..." Bai Zhantang watched from a distance, and couldn't help but widen his eyes.
He originally saw Hong Riqing's description as wretched, not like a senior expert, but more like a bachelor in the market and a charlatan.
Unexpectedly, Xiang Nan was able to break a tree with one palm after being taught by him. It is really incredible.
"Could there be fraud in it?" He was thinking, when Xiang Nan suddenly soared into the air, flying at least a foot high, and broke the tree trunk as thick as the mouth of a bowl with his palm.
When Bai Zhantang saw it, he immediately believed it.
Because everything else can be pretended, for example, the tree can be cut off in advance, and the slate can also be burnt in advance. But lightness kung fu must be driven by internal force, otherwise it is absolutely impossible for a person to jump so high.
After judging the authenticity, Bai Zhantang did not stay any longer, and immediately left Cuiwei Mountain and returned to Tongfu Inn.
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"What, there is really a hermit who has a big mouth as a disciple, are you sure it is true, not a charlatan?" Tong Xiangyu asked in surprise.
"It must be true." Bai Zhantang nodded, and told the story of Xiang Nan breaking a big tree as thick as he slapped with a palm, and jumping more than ten feet high.
"So, Brother Big Mouth is really good luck." Guo Furong said enviously.
She spent a lot of effort in practicing Jingtao Palm before she could practice the first level. Xiang Nan was able to split a big tree with a single palm just after being passed on by an expert, comparable to her ten-year cultivation.
It's so easy, it's really enviable.
"This is fate." The scholar was very envious when he heard this.
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Xiang Nan noticed that Bai Zhantang had left, so he stopped acting, and waved to Hong Riqing instead, "Master, I feel that my martial arts has made great progress, and I really want to learn from others. Why don't you do me a favor."
Hong Riqing was startled, and quickly waved his hands and said, "That's not acceptable, my kung fu is too high, and your kung fu is too poor. If you compete with me, if you don't pay attention, you will be hurt."
"It doesn't matter, Master. I heard that the masters are lucky, and they can send and receive freely. You just need to put in a little effort." Xiang Nan said, not being able to say anything, and slapped "Storm Waves".
Hong Riqing didn't know a little martial arts, but he was a liar who was cheating and abducting. How could he escape this shocking palm, and he was shot flying out in one fell swoop. He flew seven or eight meters away before he fell heavily on the ground.
"Master, are you alright? Is this apprentice trying too hard? Why don't you resist at all?" Xiang Nan hurriedly approached.
"It's okay, it's okay, the old man is afraid that if you get lucky, you will be shocked." Hong Riqing was beaten to pieces, and was thrown to pieces. The whole person was in pain, but in order not to reveal his secret Son, he still insisted.
"Master really deserves to be a master, and he is really kind to my disciple." Xiang Nan laughed, "Come on, master, stand still, and my disciple will give me another slap. The slap just now was so satisfying to me."
"Don't, don't, don't~" Hong Riqing was shocked when he heard it. Another slap, he must die on the spot.
"What's the matter, Master? Can't you satisfy even such a small request?" Xiang Nan said with a straight face, "Come, come, come, let me give you another slap~"
"Forgive me! Forgive me! Let me tell the truth, I'm not an expert at all, I'm just a charlatan..." Hong Riqing was really afraid that Xiang Nan would shoot him to death, so he had to tell the truth.
"Hmph, I've seen it a long time ago." Xiang Nan pushed him to the ground, "It's a good thing you admitted it early, otherwise I'll slap you down and smash your head."
"Yes, yes, yes, the young man is really smart and has a unique insight. I fall into your hands, and I am convinced that I lost." Hong Riqing smiled apologetically.
"Okay, I'll arrest you and go to the government right now, so that you, an old liar, can lie again." Xiang Nan grabbed his collar and said.
"Young man, young man, don't do it, I've deceived you alone. And before I succeeded, I was discovered by you." Hong Riqing was so frightened that he repeatedly begged for mercy, "It didn't cause any loss, so you just hold your hands high , put me like a fart."
"Okay." Xiang Nan pushed him to the ground and said, "I tell you to get out of here immediately and stay away from here. If I see you again, I will slap you to death."
"Yes, yes, thank you Shaoxia for being lenient and merciful, I will never dare again." Hong Riqing hurriedly thanked him, and then ran away scrambling.
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Xiang Nan smiled.
The reason why he treats Hong Riqing like this, on the one hand, is because he cheated Da Zui in the play. Although he didn't cause too much loss, he also hurt Da Zui enough and almost burned him;
On the one hand, he later lied to another person, causing that person to lose his life. So an old liar like this deserves a slap in the face.
Afterwards, he returned home with the roast chicken and hoof, and honored Li Dazui's mother.
"Mom, eat slowly, there will be more after you finish eating." Xiang Nan laughed.
"My son is really filial." Li Dazui's mother sniffed the roast chicken and hooves, and grinned.
Xiang Nan then returned to the inn.
Li Dazui's mother frowned, "When did my son learn Kung Fu?"
(end of this chapter)