Chapter 2205 2207 [Male and male Shuangsha]
As soon as they heard the strange noise, Bai Zhantang, Lu Xiucai, and Mo Xiaobei all fled in all directions and hid separately.
In order not to arouse suspicion, Xiang Nan also quickly got under the table.
A moment later, two meows came from outside the house.
The shopkeeper laughed when he heard it, "A cat scares you like this. Come out, come out, don't pout."
Xiang Nan and Lu Xiucai heard this, and came out of their hiding places.
Only Bai Zhantang hid Mo Xiaobei under the table, and the name of the boss of Tongfu's three loves lived up to his name.
"Let go of me, let me go." Mo Xiaobei struggled.
"Dangerous, dangerous." Bai Zhantang held on tightly.
"Don't let me bite again." Mo Xiaobei groaned and bit Bai Zhantang's hand.
"Oh, my god, shopkeeper, look at your sister-in-law." Bai Zhantang said to the shopkeeper in pain.
"You have to be cheap. If my brother was still alive, he would have struck him with a sword." Mo Xiaobei curled her lips and crawled out from under the table.
"What are you talking about? It's not big or small." The shopkeeper reminded.
"Sister-in-law, you just talk about me and not him." Mo Xiaobei complained.
"Shopkeeper, if it's okay, I'll cook." Xiang Nan suggested.
He knew that the so-called male and female shuangsha were not bad people at all. One is Guo Furong, the daughter of Guo Juxia, and the other is her personal maid, Xiaoqing.
"Sit down." The shopkeeper waved his hand and said, "I'm telling you, recently, our town has been plagued by this male and female evil, making people panic and frightened. You must be careful."
"What did they do?" Xiucai asked curiously.
"The Zhao family girl from Zuojiazhuang, what a nice person, but she is a little ugly. After finally getting married, she was so excited that tears filled her eyes..." the shopkeeper explained.
"Crying, the male and female demons descended from the sky, and they beat the groom violently. While beating, they said, we are doing justice for the heavens." Bai Zhantang continued.
"After that, the groom never showed his face again. The Zhao family girl cried every day. She cried so much that she was almost blind." The shopkeeper said again.
The two of them sang together, and it was really a bit of a husband and wife attitude.
Hearing what they said, Lu Xiucai and Mo Xiaobei frowned, very dissatisfied with what the male and female pair did.
Only Xiang Nan knew that the reason why Guo Furong and Xiaoqing beat the groom violently was because they saw the bride crying too hard, so they mistakenly thought it was the groom's official robbing the bride, so they took action to stop it.
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"Miraculous doctor Xue from Shibalipu, what a nice person. He was treating beggars with cupping cupping..." Bai Zhantang said again.
"As soon as the fire was lit, male and female evil spirits descended from the sky, punching and kicking them. While beating, they said that we were doing justice for the sky." The shopkeeper said again.
"After they finished their Taoism, Miracle Doctor Xue became seriously ill, and since then he has closed the museum and never saw patients again." Bai Zhantang finally said.
"Oh, it's really disgusting." Mo Xiaobei complained.
Only Xiang Nan knew that the reason why Guo Furong and Xiaoqing beat Dr. Xue violently was because they misunderstood that he wanted to burn the beggar to death, so they acted angrily.
"Uncle Ge on the Xiliang River, what a kind person, as long as he doesn't fish, he goes on the ferry, and he doesn't charge for sending people across the river. That day, when a boat was loaded with people, a pair of male and female demons descended from the sky and treated them for a while. Punching and kicking, talking while beating..." the shopkeeper continued.
"Do justice for the sky?!" Xiucai answered.
The shopkeeper nodded, "The boat was scuttled after the journey."
"After that, if you want to cross the river, you have to walk another 50 miles." Bai Zhantang said sadly, he is the victim.
"That's not the end, the shopkeeper in Balizhuang, the Orion in Heifengling..." the shopkeeper counted with his fingers.
"The locksmith in Baishiqiao, the woodcutter in Weigong Village..." Bai Zhantang added to her.
"As long as you are a good person, if you are met by them, you will not escape." The shopkeeper finally concluded.
Xiang Nan was also speechless for a while.
I feel that Guo Furong and Ding Xie are really similar. They both have force but no brains, and they also have persecution paranoia. They regard everyone as a bad person, and only themselves are absolutely righteous.
Acting recklessly without knowing how to think when things happen, beating people is to do justice for the sky, not only without guilt, but complacent. Fortunately, she was left in the Tongfu Inn, otherwise, if she followed her style of doing things, she would cause no less disaster than Ding Xie in the future.
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"The more you talk, the more creepy you are. Shopkeeper, why don't we light the lantern at the door." Bai Zhantang suggested.
"No, I didn't light the lights at the beginning to create a false impression for them: there is no one in our shop, or to scare them, our shop is a black shop." Tong Xiangyu waved his hands.
"You said, they won't really come to harm us, right?" Hearing what she said, Lu Xiucai felt terrified.
"Hey, if this trouble continues, we will starve to death instead of being scared to death." Bai Zhantang sighed, "It's been so many days, and there are not many customers in the store."
"It's a blessing, not a disaster. It's a disaster that can't be avoided." Tong Xiangyu also said sadly, "If something really happens to me, you can help me to bring Xiaobei up..."
"Sister-in-law~" Mo Xiaobei felt hurt when she heard it, and threw herself into her arms and began to cry.
Lu Xiucai and Bai Zhantang also hugged each other, comforting each other.
Seeing this, Xiang Nan also lay down on the table, pretending to be sad.
At this moment, there was a sudden knock on the door, which shocked everyone.
"Is anyone there?" Someone asked outside the door.
"No one." Bai Zhantang replied subconsciously, only after he finished his reply did he realize that he had revealed himself.
If there is really no one, how can anyone speak.
"Zhantang, it's time to test you." Tong Xiangyu looked at him and said.
Lu Xiucai, Mo Xiaobei, and Xiang Nan also looked at him together, and Bai Zhantang suddenly felt great pressure.
"Why is it me?" Bai Zhantang said depressedly.
"Because we haven't been in the rivers and lakes, and don't have as much experience in the rivers and lakes as you. Don't be afraid, we are all here." The shopkeeper explained, and then pushed Bai Zhantang to the door.
Lu Xiucai, Mo Xiaobei, and Xiang Nan all followed behind, helping them stand and cheer.
"Who is it?" Bai Zhantang asked boldly.
"I." The person outside the door responded.
"Who am I?" Bai Zhantang continued to ask.
"How do I know who you are?" The person outside the door replied, "Open the door!"
"Oh my god, he doesn't know who I am." Bai Zhantang immediately panicked.
"Let's just say we're closed." Seeing him flustered like this, the shopkeeper quickly pointed out.
"Tong Xiangyu said we are closed." Bai Zhantang said immediately.
"Who is Tong Xiangyu?" the person outside the door asked.
"Our shopkeeper." Bai Zhantang explained, and regretted it only after he finished speaking, "Oh my god, I missed it."
Tong Xiangyu, whose identity was leaked by him, was so angry that he pinched his arm.
(end of this chapter)