Chapter 13 13 [Why the only solution to worry is to get rich]
"Then what do you think I should do?" After a long silence, Howard finally asked for advice.
"First change your attire and hairstyle." Xiang Nan suggested.
Howard likes to wear leggings, turtlenecks, and a Beatles hairstyle.
This kind of dress may have been popular in the 1960s, but it is really too outdated now.
Especially leggings, in the eyes of Americans, are quite unmanly.
"You are already twenty-five years old this year, and you are already an adult, so you should dress up more maturely, and don't go to the children's clothing department to choose clothes." Xiang Nan explained.
Howard is still buying clothes in the children's clothing department. Although he bought the largest size, it still cannot change the fact that it is children's clothing.
"But my mother bought these clothes for me." Howard resisted a little.
"Brother, you still have to move out of the house." Hearing what he said, Xiang Nan immediately suggested to him, "You are already an adult, and if you live with your mother again, people will look down upon you."
"Also, think about it, if you had a good chat with a **** her birthday, and when you plan to get to know each other better, you take her back to your home and meet your mother, how likely do you think she will stay? "
Howard's mother is severely obese, lying in the bathtub like a manatee. When she took the bus, the passengers walked around.
Coupled with her broken voice, her level of horror broke through the sky. Raj would rather watch the horror movie "House of 1000 Corpses" than get her out of the bathtub.
"Hey, you're right about my mother." Seeing Xiang Nan talking about his mother like that, Howard suddenly got a little concerned, "But you're right."
His mother is fierce and vicious, and almost everyone hates her. She even refuses to hire a nanny to serve her. How can she expect those beautiful girls to accept her.
"But what do you think I can do? My father ran away from home, and my mother is the only one left. If I leave her again, she will be very sad." Howard said helplessly. At the end, he was choked up up.
"I know you are in a difficult situation." Xiang Nan handed him a tissue and said, "I have three suggestions."
"Three?!" Howard wiped his tears while looking at Xiang Nan in surprise.
In his opinion, this matter is a dead end.
He is reluctant to leave his mother, and he is desperate for love. His mother will scare the girl away, and the girl will not accept his mother.
So, he was caught in the middle, in a dilemma. But he didn't expect that Xiang Nan had three ways to crack it.
"The first is to make up your mind to move out." Xiang Nan said immediately, "The second is to wait patiently. If the blind cat encounters a dead mouse, you may meet a girl who is willing to accept your mother."
"..." Hearing what Xiang Nan said, Howard immediately flattened his mouth. Both suggestions are too unconstructive.
"The third is that you find a way to make some money. As long as you have money, your mother will not hinder you." Xiang Nan suggested again.
As long as he has enough money, Howard can hire a maid to serve his mother at a high price. If one batch is not good, just change another batch, and there must be a brave man under the heavy reward.
As long as he has enough money, Howard can easily pick up girls. Just like Hugh Hefner, the founder of "Flower Doll", at an early age, with a wrinkled face, he still has so many beauties around him.
"Raj, you know I'm just an engineer, what kind of money can I make." Howard spread his hands.
"I have an immature idea." Xiang Nan smiled slightly.
"What idea?" Seeing that Xiang Nan really had an idea, Howard asked immediately.
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"Have you heard of superfluid vacuum theory?" Xiang Nan smiled slightly.
Superfluid vacuum theory assumes that space-time is a certain form of superfluid. A superfluid is a state of matter that is completely devoid of viscosity, and precisely because of the absence of friction, it can flow endlessly without losing energy.
"Of course, don't forget, I am a master's degree from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology." Howard nodded immediately.
Although he does not have the title of a doctor, in terms of knowledge, he is not weaker than Leonard and Rajesh.
“If we can simulate a superfluid vortex, then we can create a quantum vortex. At that time, we can build a guidance system and use this vortex as a gyroscope.
Because it is a quantum form, it can last indefinitely. We can apply for a patent for it, and we will definitely make a fortune by then. "Xiang Nan explained.
After hearing this, Howard couldn't help but feel excited.
But then he shook his head again, "Your idea is good, but superfluid vacuum theory, like string theory, is just an unproven theory. Its physical models are not perfect, how can we simulate get out?"
Xiang Nan's idea, in his opinion, is somewhat unrealistic.
It’s like using zombies as workers. They are tireless, don’t need to rest, eat, or get paid. They can work 24 hours a day. They are really the best workers for factory owners.
But after all, it is a kind of fantasy, which cannot be realized at all.
"The physical model of the superfluid vacuum theory is not perfect because everyone has not considered its surface tension." Xiang Nan smiled slightly.
Howard's eyes lit up when he heard it.
"If the three-dimensional space is imagined as the surface of a superfluid bubble in an N-dimensional space, and the spherical multidimensional superfluid has the same negative energy density as space-time..." he himself began to murmur, "It's interesting."
"We can perfect this theory, and then we can simulate it, and then we will make a fortune." Xiang Nan laughed.
"Yeah!" Howard exclaimed excitedly, "This good news must be told to Sheldon and Leonard."
"You idiot!" Xiang Nan scolded immediately upon hearing this.
"What?!" Howard was stunned by the scolding.
"You know how much Sheldon likes to show off. If he is involved in this matter, he will definitely take all the credit for himself. At that time, you and I will have nothing." Xiang Nan said sternly road.
Although Sheldon doesn’t pay much attention to money, he can lend thousands of dollars to Penny at will, or give up the patent fee to Howard, but he is a person who attaches great importance to honor, and he never gives any light to his partners.
Leonard, Howard, Rajesh, accompanied him to the North Pole for three months.
He thinks he has made great achievements in the field of string theory, and he is sure that he will win the Nobel Prize, but he will not mention the three of Leonard in his speech, and will only mention it in the footnotes of his biography.
And when he, Leonard and Howard collaborated to develop the guidance system, he also proclaimed himself the person in charge. And after the military took away all scientific research results, they also cooperated with them in private to develop a communication system based on this guidance system, completely abandoning Leonard and Howard.
Therefore, in Xiang Nan's view, Sheldon is completely untrustworthy, let alone cooperate with him.
(end of this chapter)