Chapter 698 The family banquet is over [Fifth update! Ask for a monthly pass! 】
Lie Xiaohuo and the others suddenly felt better.
It turns out that you bastard, even today, you all want to talk.
You Xiaoyu would not give them a chance, scratched his head, coughed, and said first: "Speaking of which, Xiaoduo and I also hit it off right away. I have a little bit of Jiuxiao spring water that came to me by chance, but it is very little, only three drops...I leave It’s useless, so let’s give it to Xiaoduo.”
Wu Yuting didn't even raise her eyelids, nor said a word.
Zuo Xiaoduo happily took it. He didn't know what Jiuxiao Spring Water was, but this bottle was hollowed out from the best star soul jade, which must be very extraordinary.
Zuo Changlu chuckled, and said, "Xiaoyu, you kid, you must pay attention to your own image in the future, you are old and not young, don't always do unreliable things... Come on, let's go together. "
You Xiaoyu hastily raised his glass, drank it down, and sighed infinitely in his heart.
Sure enough, it’s because of this... Uncle Zuo, you don’t even spare your own people...
But they've hit it all, why not blackmail Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo?
You Xiaoyu felt unwell, coughed persistently, and had nothing to say: "Haha, Xiaohu, hahaha, Xiaoduo, hahaha..."
The eyes continuously drifted to Wu Yuting, and to the left long road.
meaning is obvious.
Yes!
Quickly ask them both!
Why do you want it from me and not from them?
Bai Xiaoduo rolled her eyes, expressing that she didn't want to talk.
Our gifts have already been sent out, can I tell you?
I gave it to my mistress in the first place, but my junior brother can’t use it now, the grade is much higher than yours...
But that's all our own business, does it have anything to do with you? !
You Xiaoyu hinted for a long time, but no one paid any attention to him, and finally stopped. So I started drinking hard.
Drinking a little more can also make up for the soul. Agni and the others are fine. Poor old man has a more terrible next game waiting...
At this point, the atmosphere became completely heated.
Everyone pushed the cups to change the cups, and had a great time drinking.
At their level, they can turn their faces and deny people long ago.
The face turned over is the butt.
It means that today we are drinking, making love and talking about speculation, and tomorrow I will draw a knife and stab you without mercy.
Drinking is drinking, but fighting is fighting, and stance is stance.
You Zuo Changlu is our equal generation, and your armed force is slightly higher than ours. We met your son, so we should give the younger generation some greetings.
This is not a matter of position, but a matter of respect for each other.
If we have a son, you will come to my house to see him, and you will not be able to save the gift of meeting. It is absolutely impossible not to give something good!
But it doesn’t mean that we will meet on the battlefield tomorrow, and I will still talk about friendship with you…
Those two irrelevant things.
Talking to each other, there is no such thing as 'we knew each other before' at all, just meeting by chance and everyone enjoying themselves.
Zuo Changlu told a few jokes, no longer the sarcastic ones, which really made everyone laugh. Lie Xiaohuo and others also told a few local jokes for fun, and everyone was overjoyed.
Seeing the lively atmosphere, Bing Xiaobing drank a little too much, and made a random joke, but was boycotted by the collective and punished with alcohol, and was fined a pot directly.
Then his dirty joke got into big trouble.
"Speaking of which, today is really lively. After watching a lively event during the day, it can still be so lively at night." After You Xiaoyu gave the gift, he was obviously much more lively.
Actually dared to sit on the chair with both buttocks flat and steady, with a smile on his face at the moment.
Zuo Changlu said lightly: "It's very lively at night, what's so lively during the day? Let me hear."
Bing Xiaobing's complexion immediately changed.
Looking at You Xiaoyu pleadingly. Although he will know about this sooner or later, can you not say it in front of me?
Lie Xiaohuo and others were angry that Bing Xiaobing didn't help him to speak, and at this moment, he actually started to make trouble.
Kong Xiaodan: "During the day, during the martial arts competition at Qianlong Gaowu, everyone will draw lots to compete with students from Danyuan Realm."
Zuo Changlu was stunned: "The three of you drew lots for the stage?"
Bing Xiaobing blushed, and hurriedly toasted: "Shall I have a drink?"
"Drinking is not in a hurry." Lie Xiaohuo pressed his hand holding the wine glass down, and laughed loudly: "Let's talk about the fun first."
Bing Xiaobing looked at Lie Xiaohuo sadly.
Which side are you on?
"Yes, the three of them will draw lots to compete with Xiaoduo." You Xiaoyu laughed loudly: "Everyone is gearing up."
Zuo Changlu smiled meaningfully: "It's really courageous."
Immediately said with emotion: "Xiao Duo competes with them, even if he loses, it is not ashamed."
"Poof..."
Yun Xiaohu took a sip and said, "Uncle Zuo is right."
Bing Xiaobing coughed and asked, "Where is the toilet?"
"What's the rush." You Xiaoyu said: "Bing Xiaobing got the lottery, and I was so happy at the time. Many of us couldn't find his eyes when we were looking for him. I was so happy, I saw his teeth."
"Yes!" Lie Xiaohuo, Kong Xiaodan nodded fiercely.
Anyway, dead friends don’t die poor people... Besides, Bing Ming’s robbing was really powerful at the time, and after he got it, he was really happy. The kind of "I can have a good time right away but you can't have a good time" made both of them want to hit him.
"And then?" Zuo Changlu asked.
"Then Bing Xiaobing went up." You Xiaoyu tried her best to hold back her laughter, her shoulders were shaking, but she said in a serious tone.
"Then what?"
"Then Bing Xiaobing came down."
You Xiaoyu finally couldn't help holding his stomach and laughing: "Bing Xiaobing was beaten by Zuo Xiaoduo..."
"Yes, Bing Xiaobing was beaten by Zuo Xiaoduo..."
"Bing Xiaobing was really beaten by Zuo Xiaoduo?"
"Yes, Bing Xiaobing was really beaten up by Zuo Xiaoduo!"
"Wow, Bing Xiaobing was beaten!"
"Haha... Bing Xiaobing was really beaten!"
"Bing Xiaobing wanted to have a good time, but he didn't have a good time... I wanted to go up and abuse the food..."
"As a result, Bing Xiaobing became a vegetable..."
"Oh, I was abused...it's horrible..."
"..."
You talk to me.
These people really didn't even have the time to catch their breath in the middle of cooperating. That's how the machine guns started to say.
Open your mouth and say "Bing Xiaobing was beaten."
Shut up means: "Bing Xiaobing has been abused."
That kind of gloating mood almost overflowed the nine heavens.
Bing Xiaobing's face was red, no matter how thick-skinned he was, he couldn't sit still.
It’s fine if it’s just You Xiaoyu and the others saying that, but Lie Xiaohuo Kong Xiaodan, you two are more energetic than what they say!
"Enough of you guys!...I'm going to the bathroom!"
Bing Xiaobing plunged into the toilet. not coming out.
"Ha ha ha ha…"
Although Zuo Xiaoduo and Li Chenglong are also extremely intelligent people, they are still much worse than these old fritters after all. There are many words that they can't catch up or even understand.
When I asked for a gift earlier, I still had some doubts in my heart, but after the atmosphere of the old fritters became harmonious, it was resolved without a trace.
There is even a sense of "so it is".
"Hahaha, my son is so good, and he is studying in Qianlong Gaowu. Are you here to see him this time?" Lie Xiaohuo laughed, feeling a little drunk.
"Yes." Zuo Changlu smiled: "Isn't there still ten days left before Qianlong Gaowu's parent meeting will be held?"
"Parents meeting? There are still ten days?"
Lie Xiaohuo and Bing Xiaobing looked at each other, and they both became thoughtful.
"There are still ten days left, why did you come so early?" Lie Xiaohuo was a little dissatisfied. Can't you come back when the time comes?
Zuo Changlu sighed: "I can't help it. My wife wanted a son, so she came a few days earlier. You haven't had a child yet. When you and your wife have a child, it will be the same!"
I want my son...that's a good reason.
Lie Xiaohuo sighed, and said to Wu Yuting: "You think about your son well..."
Think about what my son thinks, and what I think makes us all fall into it...
Wu Yuting smiled beautifully, and said to Xue Xiaoluo: "Xiaoluo, don't forget the gift you will give me in the future. I will think about what I want at that time."
Xue Xiaoluo nodded repeatedly, but turned her head and gave Lie Xiaohuo a hard look.
I almost forgot about this, but you have to say that you want your son to think well.
Where is it? This is clearly showing dissatisfaction!
Is the result okay? My old lady has another debt!
Lie Xiaohuo woke up 80% of his drunken body in an instant, and didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, and didn't dare to be casual anymore.
Drinking this meal was very lively and lasted until half past one in the morning.
Then Lie Xiaohuo waited for the drunk to meet and say goodbye.
Originally Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo wanted to stay, but Zuo Changlu said that there were not many vacant rooms, so he sent them away too.
…
After midnight in the early morning.
In the wasteland starry sky outside Fenghai, a world-class battle broke out!
The seven people who were drinking at the same table just now, braved the meteor rainstorm at high altitude and beat you to death!
"You guys are **** us to death..."
"Fart! Obviously you drilled the hole yourself, who cheated you?"
Saying things like this over and over again caused countless space cracks!
The fight continued until several other high-level officials also came, and the two sides stopped, scolding each other endlessly. Each blushed and had a thick neck.
This three-on-four battle was evenly matched!
Flood's witch is broken!
It’s okay for you to just watch my jokes, but it’s agreed that you won’t fight this time, so what’s going on with you?
Severely reprimand Agni and others.
Then go back to each house and find each mother.
They all went to the Star Mountains area.
Then…
Half an hour later.
The Li Huo couple and Dankong Bingming were driven out by the flood witch holding a sledgehammer. After a thousand soul nightmare hammer, the four of them were almost turned into fly ash on the spot!
This is... the Wumeng is in conflict! ?
Several other great witches rushed to try to persuade them to fight, and asked what happened, but Hongshui didn't speak, Dankong and others didn't speak... they just panted.
Then the flood brought people back.
After going back for less than ten minutes, with a loud roar, the flood witch threw the four of them out again with a hammer!
...
【Sure enough, I didn’t arrive, so I’ll despise you with this more updated chapter: You’re not good at combat, you guys. But still ask for tickets! Hahaha, I won! 】
(end of this chapter)