Chapter 693 Please listen, cross talk: Xiaoduo tells stories [Fourth update! 】
"The story goes like this..."
Zuo Xiaoduo said vividly: "Once upon a time, there was an unusually generous person. Because he had more poor friends, more people came to his house to eat. There is no way to do this. It's like this when you are rich. There are too many people who pluck wool. As the saying goes, poor people live in the busy city and no one cares about them, but rich people have distant relatives in the mountains.”
Li Chenglong: "Uncle's words are really good. One sentence has covered all aspects of life, and he is very knowledgeable."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "In the beginning, when these poor friends went to rich people's homes for dinner, they brought some things with them, so they could hide their face...The rich people naturally don't care what the poor friends bring...Because no matter what they bring, It’s not worth as much as a meal at home. So, don’t care.”
Li Chenglong: "This is benevolence and righteousness; the so-called character, the so-called persistence, and the so-called moral integrity are undoubtedly demonstrated in this rich man."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "Swollen is right, my father said the same thing at the time."
Lee Chenglong: "Uncle and I are heroes and see the same thing."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "But this rich man also has a family member. If it is once, twice, three or five times, or even ten times or eight times, the family members will not say anything, but after a long time, the family members will inevitably complain. "
Lee Chenglong: "This is also human nature, and I can't bear it if I change it, and then what?"
You Xiaoyu, Yun Xiaohu, and Bai Xiaoduo all held back their laughter.
Lie Xiaohuo, Xue Xiaoluo, Kong Xiaodan, and Bing Xiaobing all had black faces.
Hearing this, if you still can't guess what this guy wants to do, then the IQ is also very touching.
Zuo Xiaoduo talked more and more vigorously, and his words became more and more emotional: "So the rich man said in a roundabout way, brothers come to my house for dinner, because they think highly of me, I shouldn't have said anything at first... But, in the future When you come here, help me bring something, even an egg... that would be embarrassing, wouldn't it?!"
Li Chenglong said: "And then?"
"These friends didn't make any difference, the rich said... In this way, I will have a banquet at home tomorrow night, and I hope everyone will come. It will raise face and everyone will be lively."
"And then the rich man was waiting at the door before nightfall the next day."
"Because his wife made a bet with him that you friends must still come empty-handed. The rich man said, I don't believe it. The wife said, if you don't believe it, let's make a bet."
"These two really made a bet. In the eyes of the rich man, he has already made his words so clear. This bet, he is sure to win. He just wants to taste the taste of victory early. The rich man simply waits at the door. .”
"So, around 6:30 p.m....the friends finally came."
Zuo Xiaoduo laughed, and said: "To tell you the truth, the time you came here today is basically the same, and there is no difference in order."
"Poof!"
Bai Xiaoduo suddenly burst out laughing, laughing so hard that the flower branches trembled.
The faces of Lie Xiaohuo and the others were too dark to see.
Bing Xiaobing gritted her teeth and said, "And then?"
Zuo Xiaoduo laughed, and said: "The rich man saw it, ah, the first friend really came; so he went up to ask..." Li Chenglong said: "It came so fast."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "This friend of his is actually quite young, and he just found a wife, and he has a very good relationship, so he takes his wife with him wherever he goes; it's the same even for Cengfan."
Li Chenglong said enviously: "Even such a cheapskate iron **** can find a wife... I really envy ing. But, I'm afraid that woman is blind..."
Fierce fire and snow fall like the bottom of a pot.
Zuo Xiaoduo: "This friend's appearance is very outstanding, smooth and smooth, don't girls like this kind of little boy the most? What is the connotation, why is it important? Well, because of his young age, everyone usually calls him Young man, um, referred to as young man."
Lie Xiaohuo took a deep breath.
Lee Chenglong: "Hey, there's no need to talk about it. Just tell me how he asked?"
Zuo Xiaoduo then turned his head, looked at Lie Xiaohuo and said, "This is what the rich man asked: Young man, you brought your wife to my house for dinner, what did you bring for me?"
"Hahahahaha..." You Xiaoyu patted his thigh, overjoyed, and Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo laughed even more.
It's really enjoyable!
Lie Xiaohuo grabbed the chicken leg in his hand, and suddenly felt that the chicken leg was no longer fragrant, tasteless, like chewing rotten wood.
Li Chenglong hurriedly praised: "What did the guy with his wife say?"
Zuo Xiaoduo said: "This friend is really a wonderful person, he said with emotion, come to my brother's house as a guest, I brought white clouds and clear breeze for him..."
Li Chenglong turned his head to Lie Xiaohuo and said: "It's really poetic and picturesque. He's really a wonderful person. He obviously didn't bring anything, but he can still speak so pretentiously... He's really a talent. It's not like that. How can he be so good?" Humans can't?!"
Lie Xiaohuo's cheeks twitched.
Xue Xiaoluo pinched her husband's thigh.
Today, my old lady followed you to death!
Lie Xiaohuo felt ruthless in his heart, the more you satirize me, the more I won't give you anything, what else can you do besides being happy...
Li Chenglong laughed: "And then?"
Zuo Xiaoduo said: "Then the rich man had no choice but to let the couple in...continue to wait, and then he waited for the second one. As long as a friend brings a gift, he still wins."
Lee Chenglong: "This second one also has a talker?"
Zuo Xiaoduo: "Yes, there is something more to say than the first one. This friend's family is very poor, he is a pauper, but he is also good-looking, even more handsome than the previous one. His face is smooth, just like the old man. Like a freshly peeled egg..."
Kong Xiaodan touched his smooth face speechlessly.
Zuo Xiaoduo continued: "...so, everyone usually likes to call him Xiaodandan, or Xiaodan."
Li Chenglong suddenly realized: "So that's the case. Then how did he ask the second question?"
Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head, and said to Kong Xiaodan: "That's what this rich man asked, little egg, you came to my house for dinner, what did you bring me?"
"Puff puff..."
This guy can definitely make the dead jump in the coffin.
Kong Xiaodan stared, his face turned red.
Too narrow! The bastard!
Boss, what godson did you accept?
Even Lie Xiaohuo and his wife, who were still extremely depressed just now, laughed to themselves.
People, if you are the only one who is unlucky, you will be very angry, because you are depressed and uncomfortable.
But seeing someone suffer the same misfortune as me, my heart is instantly balanced, and I have a channel to vent my depression.
Even feel a sense of joy - Lie Xiaohuo and his wife are like this now.
Li Chenglong: "How did this little egg answer?"
Zuo Xiaoduo: "This little guy said, brother! My family has no money, no possessions, so I only brought you white clouds and clear wind..."
Li Chenglong said: "But the guy in front has already brought it."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "That's what rich people say. Xiaodan was a little embarrassed, so she said: I really don't have much, so I just brought two **** under my crotch..."
"Puff hoo..."
The two women covered their mouths with blushing faces, while the five men turned their heads and sprayed a mouthful of wine on the ground, choking with laughter.
Lee Chenglong almost spit out too.
Coughed for a while, and then asked after he calmed down, "And then?"
Zuo Xiaoduo said: "Of course the rich man also put him in. After all, he brought two balls... So the rich man continued to wait for the third person. As long as the third person can bring something, he still didn't lose..."
Bing Xiaobing's face changed.
Lee Chenglong: "What are the characteristics of the third person?"
Zuo Xiaoduo: "This third person is a bit pitiful. Not only is the family poor, but he is also sick all year round, so everyone calls him Xiaobing."
Li Chenglong shook his head: "Poor man."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "After waiting anxiously, the minor illness finally came. Then the rich went up to ask."
Lee Chenglong: "What did you ask?"
Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head and said to Bing Xiaobing: "..."
At this moment, Lie Xiaohuo, Kong Xiaodanyun, Xiaohu, You Xiaoyu, Bai Xiaoduo, Xue Xiaoluo said to Bing Xiaobing at the same time: "...that's what the rich man asked, Xiaobing, come to my house for dinner, give me a meal." What did you bring?"
Bing Xiaobing was speechless.
So many people seem to be the only one who brought things, okay? Although I lost...
Zuo Xiaoduo raised his face and said, "Quiet."
Li Chenglong: "How did this little patient answer?"
Zuo Xiaoduo said: "This little sickness is really much worse. He replied: Big brother, little brother, I still have some strength with these shoulders, so I brought you a head..."
"Hahahahaha... I brought a head..."
Everyone present counts as one, and they all laughed like crazy.
Bing Xiaobing's face was gloomy for a moment, but she also laughed. This little **** is really good at hurting people.
For a moment, laughter shook the sky.
People are so strange, in front of so many people, if only one person gets hurt, then I am afraid it will be a lifelong enmity, no matter how difficult it is to get rid of; but now that several people have been hurt one after another, everyone treats it as a joke and laughs it off .
Although I was still angry, I felt happy again when I was angry.
Zuo Xiaoduo laughed, and then said: "Four, ha ha, it's just a story, a little talk at the dinner table, I'm not talking about the four of you, don't think too much about it, let's talk about it , this joke, can you laugh for a lifetime..."
"Poof..."
You Xiaoyu turned his head, and sprayed a mouthful of tea on Yun Xiaohu's face.
I don’t know if others can laugh forever, but I can laugh forever...
Others became more and more overjoyed.
Lie Xiaohuo, Xue Xiaoluo, Kong Xiaodan, Bing Xiaobing and the other four looked at Zuo Xiaoduo angrily and amusedly.
I really got to know the godson of the boss.
This kid seems to be born with a temperament: cheap!
And this kind of cheapness is not the kind that makes people want to be beaten to death, but the kind... who just wants to be beaten hard, eight times a day!
As long as you can't beat him to death, you will beat him hard!
To be honest, he is very different from his father in this point. With his father's temper, the opponent just wants to kill him, and it is not enough if he is not killed; but this kid is so cheap that people want to repeat it over and over again. Hit but don't want to kill...
These are two completely different realms!
And at the moment when the laughter shook the sky, a car came slowly outside and stopped at the entrance of the villa.
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【Cough...beg...monthly pass...】
(end of this chapter)