Chapter 693 Slapping a swollen face to pretend to be fat
As soon as Hao Huashi got there, he found that these people were really talking in conjunction.
This is almost inevitable.
It's snowing heavily outside, and we live in the same village as the emperor. There's too much noise about throwing pots, and no one dares to play Pai Gow or something... Can't we just play couplets elegantly?
So he went in honestly.
Everyone stood up to salute, and then Hao Huashi nodded with a smile while grabbing the arm of a minister, pulling him forward, and then sat directly on the chair that the man had vacated.
The minister who was pulled: "...??"
others:"…??"
Although everyone feels like throwing up, but he is a prince, and everyone has no choice but to sit back again.
Then Hao Huashi laughed and said, "What are you playing?"
"Go back to the prince, I'm waiting for the couplet."
"This king loves couplets the most, count me as one."
Then let’s make a couplet, but everyone was about to continue, when Hao Huashi said again: "How can there be poetry but no wine? Come on, bring some wine and some desserts!"
Everyone: "..."
In the past two days, he has eaten with these people a lot. He has been drinking continuously during the day and night. can follow him.
Then Hao Huashi said again: "Hey, I heard that the second nephew of my king is very talented, why don't you invite us to have a good time?"
The others quickly explained... Yan Shirong is in the palace now, and he didn't come here.
Hao Huashi said again: "Oh, then, I heard that Duke Zhao is also a talented young man, why don't you call him?"
While talking, he raised his hand and called his followers: "Come on, go invite Duke Zhao, this king invited him to come to couplet sentences! Just say that this king has said it, this king has little talent and learning, and I want to hear his good sentences!"
The entourage responded.
All the courtiers exchanged speechless glances.
This King Anbei, why does he like to slap his swollen face so much to pretend to be fat? What a good relationship with others!
But Zhao Guogong is so close to the prince's family, inseparable from the little princess, and has a cold temper, how can he give him face?
Besides, what face does he have! Only the empty name of a prince remains!
Sure enough, the entourage came back after a while, and said: "The Duke said he is not free."
Hao Huashi's face turned black on the spot, and the others hurriedly smoothed things over: "The Duke of the Kingdom wants to protect His Royal Highness, so maybe he really has no time to spare. Why don't we continue to connect."
Hao Huashi asked persistently, "What are they doing?"
The follower said: "Your highnesses asked someone to stretch the white cloth, and they are playing idiom Solitaire."
Hao Huashi's face was stunned: "So that's the case, that, that stretches a piece of cloth for us, and we play too!"
So they also asked someone to stretch a piece of cloth, and everyone started playing.
Because it was a round-robin couplet, if the couplet failed, he would be fined a glass of wine, and Hao Huashi would get a little drunk after a few drinks.
Over there, Yuan Shenjue called Yan Shifan to guard Xinbao after hearing the words from Anbei Wang's entourage, and came out slowly.
So Yuan Shenjue walked around to the back, found a secluded place, and cut a piece of stone at random to use it as a table, then sat down cross-legged, breathed out, and listened intently to the voice inside.
Standing here, he can hear people's voices. With Hao Huashi's hearing ability, he can definitely hear him writing on the stone.
So he occasionally connects, and occasionally doesn't connect, it all depends on Hao Huashi's adaptability.
Moreover, Hao Huashi did not use the original Anbeiwang font, but a font made by women in the south of the Yangtze River. It is similar to Zanhua Xiaokai, but it is more charming. Others saw it and shook their heads.
Until someone added the phrase "Dongfeng blows the jade osmanthus", Hao Huashi listened to Yuan Shenjue's voice, swayed drunkenly, and linked: "Zimo drunken golden house".
More than one person, his face changed drastically.
The former emperor’s name was Yan Tanmo, and he violated all the taboos of the emperor and father. The key is that this sentence is very frivolous and ambiguous, and he is talking about tricks! !
Hao Huashi finished writing this sentence, heard Yuan Shenjue left, knew it was done, looked at the faces of everyone, acted as if suddenly awakened, and dropped the pen to the ground all of a sudden.
Soon, Emperor Ming Pei learned of this and made a decree in a rage.
Anbei Wang Yan Zefeng disrespected the late emperor so much that he was demoted to be a good ancestor.
You must know that Dun Lun is not allowed in the imperial mausoleum, and none of his children are married, so this means that the line of King Anbei will be cut off from now on.
It is best to deal with King Anbei with such a crime, no, Uncle Shan, because he was originally the king of the late emperor. It will not damage Emperor Ming Pei's reputation at all.
It is said that Uncle Shan was devastated when he returned home, and because he was about to leave Beijing that day, he had no time to pack up, so he entrusted his uncle to sell all his property and asked him to use it to do good deeds, and then left the capital with others.
Moreover, these people have been going to the imperial mausoleum for decades, and no matter how tightly guarded it is, there may be omissions. In order to avoid decades later, another "orthodox" who avenges his father will emerge, and he will go to the emperor's mausoleum in the first place. Before he died, he was asked to confide the truth to his wife and children.
Of course Uncle Shan was not reconciled, but if he didn’t say it, Hao Huashi could say it for him... In the end he still said it.
Uncle Shan has a son and a daughter. The daughter is fifteen years old and the son is ten years old.
You must know that King Anbei is the leader of the rebels. This is a serious crime of ransacking his family and exterminating his family. For his wife and children, this is a narrow escape. If these people are not clear-headed, they can be killed directly.
After that, Shan Xianbo set himself on fire.
Before self-immolation, he stood in the fire and cried out that he was sorry for the late emperor and told everyone not to save him, but only said that he would go underground to plead guilty to the late emperor.
Before dying, he did not forget to gain a good reputation.
But after his death, the treatment of his wife and children has improved a lot. Although he has no future, at least he has no worries about food and clothing during his lifetime.
This is the only thing King Anbei can do for his wife and children.
Things are settled like this.
When the news came back, Yan Shifan replied: "The anti-thief leader died like this? I still can't believe it!"
"Otherwise, what else?" Emperor Ming Pei glared at him: "It's a group of whimsical lunatics, and Xin Bao'er was taken away by traitors. It should have been resolved long ago."
Yan Shifan nodded, "Yeah yes."
Emperor Ming Pei smiled and said: "Everything is going well now, it's all the blessings that my beloved gave Dayan."
Xinbao quickly shook his head: "No, it's Yeye who is amazing! Xinbao followed suit!"
Emperor Ming Pei smiled without saying a word.
It snowed heavily for two days, the whole family sat around the stove, the hot pot was gurgling in the middle, and the meat, vegetables and fruits were grilled on the net next to it. Because of Xinbao's previous proposal, they were all strung together with sticks. It's very convenient to eat a bunch of them.
It was very hot in the room, everyone took off their coats and only wore thin jackets, talking while eating.
(end of this chapter)