Chapter 32 Please start your performance
Tang Sanshui didn't want to curse himself for nothing, so he said: "What are you swearing, I just ask you to hold your hands high and don't bully my mother again..."
He wiped away tears that didn't exist, and seeing that none of the people around offered to call Tang Qingshan, he couldn't help but said to himself: "My mother is like this, and there is no money at home, whoever is bothering you, help me." Call my brother over."
Several people laughed out loud, showing the appearance of "finally waiting for this sentence".
Ms. Liu secretly scolded him for being stupid, and hurriedly answered the words and cried: "We are all so frightened that our legs are weak, whoever will help put my mother-in-law on the kang, and ask the village doctor to come over."
Originally, this was a sentence that would never go wrong, but after finishing speaking, everyone still had weird expressions.
Then Mrs. Hu took a step forward: "Tang Sanshui, do you want to swear? Swear, if this is true, I will kowtow to your family! I will invite a doctor for your mother!"
Tang Sanshui couldn't be forced, so he had to raise his hand and said: "If I cheat you, I will make my father feel uneasy, and the sky will be thundered!"
The crowd roared.
It can’t be washed off, really can’t be washed off.
By swearing at his own father to deceive others, Tang Sanshui really can't be cleared this time.
Mrs. Hu hated, was angry and proud, spat out a mouthful of thick phlegm, pointed at his nose, and cursed: "Tang Sanshui! You're such a dead bastard! You're so muddled, even your own father took it!" Come out and curse! Thanks to Tang Mancang's early death, if he hadn't died early, you, a **** who has forgotten his origin, would be **** to death! You can't close your eyes when you lie in a coffin!"
She sprayed him on the head with her saliva: "The ancestors of the old Tang family didn't cultivate, that's why you were born like a **** with five ghosts divided into corpses, just to conspire with other people for two money, and to cooperate with your mother-in-law and sister-in-law to make this plan Damn, you did such shameless and shameless things like lightning strikes! Your ancestor's face is completely embarrassing! Tang Qingshan really had eight lifetimes of bad luck to **** with a thief like you I have been a brother for my mother's scourge, how many years of caring for you, the old money is in your mouth, it is better to feed the dog..."
Nai Tuanzi stared dumbfounded.
She scolded hoarsely, but the accent was very strong, and she couldn't understand many words at all!
Moreover, she really knew for the first time that when she said "jump", she really knew how to jump! The one with the feet off the ground!
Mrs. Hu looked at least sixty or seventy years old, but she jumped very high, and she jumped more than once!
The twins were also dumbfounded, their eyes were not enough.
After he came back to his senses, he hurriedly covered Nai Tuanzi's eyes, and after thinking about it, he covered her ears again.
Two people, four small hands, covered her tightly, and hadn't seen enough of the milk dumpling, so she stretched out her hand and pulled it twice.
Then Little Fifth Brother and Little Sixth Brother didn't know what kind of tacit agreement was reached above her head, and immediately took her little hands one by one, forced her out, and went home in a hurry.
One of the two families is at the south end of the village, and the other is at the north end of the village. The people watching the excitement have never been willing to go far, so Mrs. Lin really has never heard of the excitement here.
She went home to prepare meals and sent them to the new house. When she came back, the three little ones hadn't come back yet.
The fourth elder brother hurriedly sat down at the door, and even the second elder brother couldn't help but went to the gate to look twice, while persuading her: "I guess it's somewhere to play, Goro and Liulang have always been obedient, and it's time now, won't you?" Run away with Xinbao."
Miss Lin frowned, seeing that there was no one around, she lifted her clothes and wanted to stand on the fence post to have a look.
As a result, as soon as he lifted it up, he saw the two little ones trotting back holding the milk dumpling.
Ms. Lin hurriedly put back the hem of her clothes, tidied them up, and waited for her children with a stern face.
Far away, the twins called out loudly: "Aniang! Aniang!"
Nai Tuanzi was panting after being dragged by her brother. Mrs. Lin hurriedly took a few steps towards her, picked her up, patted her on the back, and said, "Why are you running in such a hurry! Look, my sister is tired!"
Wuliu didn't listen to her at all: "Mom! Something big happened!"
Then Wuliu was like talking about cross talk, each person finished speaking one sentence at a time, and Nai Tuanzi, who had recovered his strength, checked for omissions and filled in the gaps, and Mrs. Lin and her second and fourth brothers were dumbfounded.
It's kind of scary to think about it.
It would be really bad and tricky enough for them to make it happen, but it just didn't work out.
Not only did it fail, but the people in Manzhuang listened to it seriously, and their dirty faces were completely exposed. From then on, no one in the old house would believe any monsters, even seeking death. It's fake, what else can be true?
Thinking about those three people, acting hard in front of a room full of people who know each other well, to be honest, Mrs. Lin felt sympathetic. Tell me, this is too uncomfortable and embarrassing.
The mother and son looked at each other for a while, and the second elder brother couldn't help but said: "Although the son is silent and confused, there are some things that you really can't believe. Our Xinbaoer is really a little lucky star, and picking any flower can resolve it for us." disaster."
Four Five Six almost said in unison: "Xinbao is of course a little lucky star."
Even the fourth brother calmly reminded him: "Your Ganoderma lucidum was found by Xinbao! How can there be so many coincidences in this world!"
The second brother also smiled: "Yes."
Nai Tuanzi shook his head embarrassingly, and Little Bean Sprout shook slightly, and said modestly: "Xinbao is not a lucky star, Xinbao is just smart and annoying."
The elder brothers couldn't help laughing, and Mrs. Lin kissed her daughter: "Okay, let's eat quickly, I still have work in the afternoon!"
The whole family was eating in a hurry, and more than one person from the village came to report the follow-up, and some even ran to the new house to gossip to the people there.
After Mrs. Hu yelled at her, Tang Sanshui also realized that something was wrong. He still pricked his neck to defend himself, and then was ridiculed by everyone for a long time, and finally everyone talked about it.
Tang Sanshui was completely dumbfounded.
When he came back to his senses, he was so embarrassed that he couldn't bear it, and then he pointed to Xiao Liu and said, "It's her! This is her idea!"
In fact, this is his only sentence of truth.
It's a pity that no one believes it.
Xiao Liu was also panicked, only crying, and didn't make excuses, but Tang Sanshui was too hideous, and in order to grab "merit", he said that his idea was his own, so no one believed him.
Everyone had seen enough excitement, and finally gradually dispersed.
Tang Sanshui made a big fuss, half of Liu Pozi's life was lost, and she didn't say anything, and it became a joke in the whole village.
Tang Sanshui burst into anger, as soon as the person left, he stood up and beat Xiao Liu.
Xiao Liu fled out with a scream, and closed the door of the east room firmly.
Many people could hear Tang Sanshui yelling at the door: "I don't believe you can be imprisoned inside for a lifetime!"
But no matter what the trouble is, no one dares to come to Tang Qingshan's family anyway.
Ms. Lin is very busy.
After all, today is the start of work, there are not many people, only a dozen or so people from the masonry team, but by tomorrow, all the people who have been invited to help will come. There are fifty or sixty people a day, and two meals a day. The stove was moved to the shanty over there, the noodles were prepared in advance, and the dishes had to be prepared in advance, and the sister-in-law in the village had to be asked to help with cooking.
Tang Qingshan rushed to the county seat in the afternoon, bought a donkey cart and ordered some things, and these people would deliver them to them in three to five days.
After a busy day, both of them were extremely tired.
In the evening, Mrs. Lin confessed: "From tomorrow on, your father and I will have to take care of the other end, and we won't be able to come back at noon. Chang'er will follow us to help. Fan'er, you will be at home with your younger siblings."
(end of this chapter)