Chapter 99:

"I'm kidding you, we have a lot of strange things on board.

Hey Sanji, as long as no one touches this bitch, it's fine. "

Sanji still wants to say that no one can attack beautiful women, but looking at Lin Bei's eyes, it seems that if he says something bad in the next second, this guy will kick him away.

"Um!"

Anyway, there is only one Chopper on board, and that is a cute creature.

"Okay, then leave the navy to me to solve?"

Sanji stares

"You're not a human anymore?!"

Lin Bei rolled his eyes, you are not a human being.

"call!"

rua~

The aperture appeared again, but with the appearance of the aperture this time, there was also an extreme stench!

It feels like the septic tank has exploded!

Lin Bei was so close, his eyes widened instantly, and he felt as if his nasal cavity had exploded!

yue~

"Lin Bei! What the **** did you summon! Yue~"

Nami was also quite close, looking at the puddle of purple mud on the ground, she was in a bad mood.

Quickly opened the distance!

But it's useless to pull it away, the smell is like a drill, it can get into people's noses!

Poor little Chopper, the nose that he is usually proud of, is now the place he most wants to cut off.

Within five seconds of the stinky mud coming out, Little Chopper was stunned by the stinky mud.

The battle hadn't even started yet, and all the people in the boat, including Tina, ran to the side of the boat and lay down on the side of the boat

vomit!

Gritting her teeth, Tina forced herself to hold back her nausea

"You despicable pirate, you actually play shit!

yue~"

Lin Bei said that he didn't want to either.

This thing is random, who knows that a biochemical weapon will be summoned!

System, can you return it in advance! ?

Sure enough, the system was still dead, without any answer.

However, the smelly mud moved and crawled towards Lin Bei.

Because of the super power, the summoned Pokémon will subconsciously admit that Lin Bei is their master.

Now the smelly mud is about to give Lin Bei a loving hug, and he wants to have other Pokmon.

Lin Bei also saw a ghost, he could understand the meaning of this puddle of mud!

Seeing that the smelly mud was about to hug him, Lin Bei had a flash of inspiration

"Go! Hug that navy!"

Smelly Ni gave Lin Bei a reluctant look, but still moved towards Tina.

This frightened Tina, and she jumped three feet high!

Stepping on the moon steps, he jumped back to the navy's warship.

Tina thought that this should be regarded as an escape, but unexpectedly, the smelly mud followed her!

It's true that stinky mud can't jump, but it can climb onto a navy ship after falling into the sea.

All of a sudden, all the naval soldiers on the entire warship died.

Tina was chased by the mud and the warship ran away.

Lin Bei looked over and felt a little sympathetic to her.

Looking down on the side of the boat, the sea water was blackened due to the stinky mud falling into it just now, exuding a disgusting smell, just like a stinky ditch that discharged all kinds of waste water in the countryside!

Finally, Tina couldn't bear it anymore, the stench was really horrible.

She would rather not have this dress and shoes, but let them be kicked away!

Tina even covered it with a layer of armed color, and then kicked it over!

The imagined picture of being kicked off as a whole did not happen.

However, something even more terrifying happened!

There is a saying that if you gather together, you will fly together, and if you disperse, you will fly all over the sky!

At that moment, everyone in the navy felt that they were completely unclean.

Feeling the dots on her body, Tina froze for a moment, then screamed like crazy.

Don't find it difficult to understand, just think of a lady, a beautiful lady, who has been chased and run for a long time by a moving scorpion.

In the end, he couldn't help but kicked, and as a result, the whole boat, including himself, was covered with bits and pieces of Xiang.

At this moment, Tina completely lost her so-called aloofness and self-confidence, and she was disgusted!

The flustered Tina even jumped into the sea, trying to wash off the filth on her body.

But I didn't expect that the sea water had already been dyed black!

The key is because her mind went blank, and she even forgot a very important thing!

gurgling...

Tina sinks into the sea.

But that wasn't the thing that broke her the most.

What broke her down the most was that because of the devil fruit, she was completely a landlubber, so when she fell into the sea, she choked on several mouthfuls of seawater.

At this time, the sea water can be said to have been soaked in smelly mud...

【Congratulations! mission completed! 】

Lin Bei pinched his nose, silently looking at the black sea.

He admits that he is a man of heart.

But this time, he really didn't expect the task to be completed like this, really.

Chapter 128 Robin boards the boat

Out of guilt, Lin Bei decided to let Tina go, and gave the knight Sanji a chance to be a hero to save the beauty

"Quick, knight, it's time for you to step out!

Jump into the sea and save your princess! "

Lin Bei yelled at Sanji

Zoro stopped fighting with Sanji, and went along with Lin Bei

"Go, I won't kill her anymore, I sincerely hope that you can embrace the beauty as you wish."

Sanji: You two sixth sons!

This sea is now like a stinky ditch at the head of the village. All the fish in the sea have turned white and floated up. If you go down now, **** will be imminent.

But, I think of the appearance of Miss Tina.

Sanji was heartbroken, threw his suit jacket away, and plunged into the dark sea water.

Lin Bei immediately gave a thumbs up with Sauron

"A real warrior is one who can face dripping stinky mud!"

Sanji rescued Tina, who drank a few breaths of stinky juice, into the boat, and then he couldn't hold back, knelt on the ground and vomited.

He felt like he had jumped into a septic tank!

Now Lin Bei can be sure that Sanji has true love for every sister, and every time, he treats it with sincerity.

He's just heartbroken.

"Luffy, hurry up and get Sanji here, we're leaving."

In the past, Luffy, who was keen to stretch his arms to catch people, now has substantial disgust on his face

"don't want!"

Ah well, Luffy doesn't care, so there's no way.

"Sanji, jump back quickly, we are going to sail."

Sanji suppressed his nausea, stood up, and jumped onto the boat on moon steps.

It is worth mentioning that it was the first time that Lin Bei saw someone who could vomit so boldly while using the moon step!

Sanji, what a man!

The Merry, sailed away from this sea area.

The Navy was unable to catch up.

"Hey! Lin Bei! Clean the deck quickly!"

Nami turned into a shark face and yelled at Lin Bei

"Why me, I repelled the navy!"

"But you **** also stunned Chopper!"

Boom!

Without hesitation, Nami gave Lin Bei a fist that was full of armed color and domineering.

Lin Bei felt the bag on his head, and silently washed the deck.

No, the team really can't beat that woman!

Wait until I get another stinky mud, and I will definitely lock you in the room!

Lin Bei was thinking about the revenge plan silently, but at the same time, the door of the cabin suddenly opened.

No one noticed at first, but soon Lin Bei noticed something was wrong.

A person stepped out of the cabin!

"Have you finally left Alabasta? You are more capable than I imagined."

The whole ship was shocked!

"When did she come up!?"

"Isn't this the baroque member who came on board that day!"

"what do you want to do!"

Sauron was still the first to draw his sword and stand before them all.

Robin walked past Sauron very calmly, planning to use the fruit ability to grow hands to knock out Sauron's knife as before.

But this time, it didn't work out.

This leads to Robin pretending to be 13

"I told you not to point such dangerous things at me."

It's too early to say.

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