Chapter 363 What a **** job these are! !
"well."
Tuberculosis sighed, took out a cigarette from his pocket and threw it into his mouth, looked at the chaotic scene halfway up the mountain and didn't continue to disturb him. Just let them get away with it.
Unknowingly.
Its daybreak.
Chen Yi stood by the beach and stretched vigorously, and began to enjoy a new day. He has temporarily forgotten what happened yesterday, no matter what the promotion game has to do with the God Killing Project.
It's not something he should consider at this stage.
Spending the novice period in Blue Star first is what he should consider the most.
Next up is his vacation time.
Time passed by in such a slow time. Many players in the Maldives enjoyed their life slowly like Chen Yi and others. After the upgrade game came, life became much easier.
Of course, although these people seem to be quite relaxed now, they are not the kind of people who are completely messed up. After a few days of rest, they still have to go to the map to work hard.
Those who are really bad have gone to **** early to enjoy their own lives. There are no monthly rules. As long as you don’t want to return to Blue Star, you don’t even need to enter the map. That’s a leisurely way.
And there are not a few people who ran into the mummy map at the beginning and turned into undead mummy for retirement.
Unknowingly, the time came to October 29th.
Chen Yi, who has stayed in Maldives for 7 days, lay on the beach chair and began to wait for his new career to come.
The last random occupation was "Goblin Merchant".
This profession is almost useless and can only produce E-level items, but the E-level items produced are the only ones in the full upgrade game, and their rarity is greatly improved.
To create such a prop, you need to consume 1w coupons.
He spent 200 million coupons to make 20,000 of these E-level props.
No matter how smart a person is, he is definitely not as smart as a group of people.
He is convinced of this truth.
So he searched, and how the players who chose this profession from the six planets used this item. I don’t know if I don’t search it. After searching, I found out that the profession is a very strong support profession.
It can even be ranked to the level of T1.
Although the effect of the random E-level props produced is not very useful, but with the unique attribute of the full upgrade game, it can often be sold at the price of at least hundreds of thousands of coupons by hanging on the "Star Map" platform. , millions of coupons is not impossible.
Although the effect of props is very tasteless.
But the rarity cannot be supported, so the price will naturally rise.
10,000 coupons are created, and hundreds of thousands of coupons can be issued by hanging them on the star map. One can be made every day, which means that at least hundreds of thousands of coupons will be paid every day. Isn’t this a T1-level support job?
At the economic level, provide super stable help to players.
He didn't even think about it at the time, these things can still be sold on the star map. After seeing this strategy, he threw 200 million coupons into it without saying a word, and produced 20,000 items.
Prepare to wait until the novice period is over, put it on the star map platform, and make a lot of money.
Today, his "Goblin Merchant" job is about to expire, and a new job is coming soon.
As for the consumptive rabbit
Chen Yi was lying on the beach chair, with a speechless expression, he tilted his head to look at the consumptive rabbit not far away: "There are 20,000 E-level props here, are you sure you want to see the effects of these 20,000 props one by one?"
Since he got these 2w props, Tuberculosis plunged into the pile of props like a treasure, and began to check them one by one.
Consumptive Rabbit has no other hobbies, but likes to collect this kind of E-level props that are somewhat useless and useless for chickens. Now this batch of props are all the absolute unique attributes of the upgraded game, and Consumptive Rabbit looks even more excited.
At this time, the consumptive rabbit has not slept for several days and nights, and his eyes are full of bloodshot eyes. He is sitting in front of the pile of props like a hill, and continues to check one by one.
I heard Brother Yi ask.
He said hoarsely without turning his head: "No, I won't be able to sleep if I don't read this batch of props, and there are many E-level props in it that have extremely strong effects. If they are enhanced with the ultimate light, The effect will definitely not be weak."
Say it.
Tuberculosis casually picked up an E-level prop in his arms and threw it to Chen Yi: "For example, this one, Brother Yi, take a look, I can assure you that as long as it is strengthened with the ultimate light, the power of this prop will definitely not be small. "
"oh?"
Chen Yi raised his eyebrows lightly, took the E-level item from Kutu's hand, and began to examine it.
「Property Name」: Satisfy, Warm and Think.
"Item Level": Level E.
"Item Effect": When you wear this item, players within ten meters around you, players who are too full will be extremely angry, and players who are too full will fall into a state full of desire and uncontrollable middle.
「Item Restrictions」: Players themselves will also be affected.
"Introduction to props": "You can't let it be full or hungry, and it's best to manage it in the middle."
"What's the use of this?"
Chen Yi didn't understand the meaning of this prop.
"Have you forgotten my great plan, Brother Yi? I plan to strengthen all the props in the air food series into ultimate props, and after the air food props are strengthened into ultimate props, they will become a huge statue, And let everyone who sees this statue feel full instantly."
"Cooperate with this prop again."
"Brother Yi, can you imagine that scene?"
"Um."
Jian Wuya, who was sitting on the side, nodded expressionlessly: "It will instantly create a huge party scene, Tutu, can you have something normal in your mind for a day?"
"Are you so yearning for a party?"
"You know what a fart, this is called a way to control the enemy."
Consumptive Rabbit turned his eyes to Jian Wuya, so he stopped talking, but continued to dig into the pile of E-grade props in front of him. Think about it.
Chen Yi, who was lying on the side, sighed softly, and didn't speak any more, letting the consumptive rabbit go about his work. Anyway, with the consumptive rabbit's physical fitness, there is no problem of sudden death from overwork.
Even if you die suddenly, it’s still a trivial matter. The big deal is to come back from **** again, which is just a little more troublesome.
With the strength of the consumptive rabbit, there is no problem of not returning from hell.
And then—
I saw my personal panel vibrate suddenly, and then the "Goblin Merchant" occupation in the occupation column slowly dimmed, and then followed by a system prompt, the new occupation name reappeared on the personal panel.
「Ding, player Chen Yi's faceless man job "Goblin Merchant" this week has expired, and now a new week's job will be randomly rotated, and the new week's job is "Playboy". "
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"Professional Name": Playboy.
"Professional Effect": It will be more attractive to the opposite sex. It is a passive effect and cannot be turned off or turned on.
「Occupation restrictions」: Invalid for same-sex and different races.
“.”
Chen Yi looked at the career panel in front of him, remained expressionless and did not speak.
And just then—
Jia Ye, who was lying on the beach chair beside him, seemed to feel something, suddenly raised his head and looked at Chen Yi, with a hint of doubt in his eyes: "Brother Yi, I don't know why, why do I suddenly feel that you are more handsome than usual? "
Say it.
She moved her legs together uncontrollably and subconsciously.
“I thought I was the only one feeling this way.”
Jian Wuya scratched his back responsibly, as if his whole body was itching, looked at Brother Yi with a gloomy expression and said, "Is this feeling right, I treat Brother Yi like a big brother, how could I feel this way. "
"There must be a traitor behind our backs to harm us."
The consumptive rabbit on the side swallowed secretly, and murmured in a trance, "Is the aftereffect of not sleeping for three days so serious? Why do you see that Brother Yi has a beautiful and delicious feeling?"
"It's disgusting. For the first time, I feel that I don't seem to be completely obedient to Brother Yi."
As for the hammer standing aside, although he didn't speak or express much, but from his unnaturally arched body, it can be clearly judged that there is something wrong with this child.
"roll!"
Chen Yi uttered a word with a livid face, and after sharing his career panel, he got up from the beach chair and walked into his scarlet palace alone. He decided not to come out to see anyone for seven days.
What a **** job these are! !
The most important thing is that he can't even cancel the effect of this class. The effect of this class is a passive effect and cannot be turned on or off.
This is also the first time he feels that occupational restrictions actually have a reason for their existence.
The professional effect of "Faceless Man" helped him to be immune to the restrictions of the "Playboy" profession, but this made him even more disgusting. It used to only work on the opposite sex, but now it's good, and the same **** can also be used.
"Oh shit!"
He finally couldn't hold back the swearing.
Jiaye also followed behind Chen Yi with slightly flushed cheeks, and walked into the scarlet palace, leaving Tutu and the others sitting on the beach alone.
"What kind of crappy job is this?"
Jian Wuya, who was looking at the back of Brother Yi, lay down on the beach beside him again, enjoying the sunbath, put his arms behind his head, closed his eyes, and said leisurely, "By the way, Consumptive Rabbit, you went to the bathhouse to wash your hands. back?"
"Northern specialty, the kind that doesn't exist in the south."
"Been there."
The consumptive rabbit continued to work without looking back.
And Jian Wuya didn't care about it, and just talked about it casually from ancient times: "The most embarrassing thing in my life happened in the bathhouse. name."
"It's called Jinglong Bay."
"I was really impressed. That time I went to this bathing pool level to enjoy the traditional northern bathing. Before I went, I searched a lot of things on Baidu, such as whether to use mud rubbing treasure, whether to use salt, etc. Yes."
"I really did my homework."
"But when I walked into the bathing place and saw so many men walking back to nature into a corridor and entering the soup spring, I knew I was still a bit abrupt."
"But since everyone has come, of course I have to bite the bullet and enter."
"After flushing for a while and soaking for a while, the most critical link comes—"
"Scrub!"
Jian Wuya licked the corner of his mouth and said with emotion: "This experience is enough to make me remember it for the rest of my life. I was lying there flat, and the scrub master was a man in his fifties, and he started to rub the mud on me. "
"I don't know if it's because of the many days of bathing that this bath master's hands are quite smooth, and he keeps rubbing bubbles on my body."
“Feels very strange and irritable.”
"Up until now, I only had one thought in my mind, and nothing else, but a thought suddenly popped up in my mind, what if something suddenly happened at this time, something would happen. idea."
“I knew it wasn’t a good idea when it came to me.”
"Many times, the less you want something to happen, the more it will happen. What is this called, Murphy's Law?"
"Then I tried my best to control myself not to do that."
"But the more this happens, the more I can't control that."
"Finally, after a minute, the blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. At that time, there were 6 beds, and people were taking a shower on the other 5 beds. They were all chatting with each other, and the voices were quite noisy."
"But gradually the sound became quieter, until it fell into a deathly silence."
"Although I'm lying flat on the bed with my eyes closed, I can clearly feel the complex gazes cast from my surroundings."
“.”
The consumptive rabbit who was carefully selecting the E-level props did not know when, he was already sitting beside Jian Wuya, with a serious face full of anticipation and a strong desire to eat melons: "What happened next?"
"Of course I ran away."
Jian Wuya sighed helplessly: "At that time, I jumped out of bed and ran outside without washing the foam on my body, so I put on my bathing suit and rushed out of the lobby of the bathing center."
"Do you know the picture at that time?"
"A man wearing a bathing suit and hugging his own clothes rushed out of the lobby of the bathing center with foam on his bare skin. At that time, the front desk didn't even ask me to charge for the hand card. He followed me without saying a word. Let's run together."
"In almost an instant, there were many people sitting in the lobby of the bathing center, and they rushed out of the bathing center with me in a hurry."
"I don't know who yelled that it's on fire, and I saw countless guests rushing out of the bathing center with their buttocks wrapped in towels."
"I found out later that when they saw me running out like that, they thought something was wrong inside. Just at this time, some child pressed the fire alarm button, which directly caused the siren to go off. .”
“.”
The consumptive rabbit looked at Jian Wuya with some unfinished thoughts: "No more? That's all? I thought there would be any interesting plots in the future."
"What else could be the plot?"
Jian Wuya white-eyed Tutu angrily: "Didn't you just keep tinkering with that thing of yours just now? You're just so energetic when you eat melons?"
"Is it human nature?"
In the next few days, Chen Yi really never left his scarlet palace, and stayed in his room from the beginning to the end. With his current professional effect, he couldn't go out to meet people in a short time.
Can't see anyone either.
These are all messed up occupations. Lying on the beach, the eyes of those same-sex players looking at him made him shudder.
The whole body is full of diaphragmatic response.
In this way, the time slowly came to November.
When the time on the clock reached the early morning of November, the rules of the month in November came as promised.
「Ding, November.」
(end of this chapter)