Chapter 154 I, Tutu, a born embalmer!
As for the use of this, it is actually useless. It can only make the dead more decent when they are buried or sent to the crematorium.
instead of a pile of minced meat buried.
It's too ugly to walk.
Consumptive Rabbit is a natural embalmer. He has not experienced any systematic teaching, but he has an innate artistic sense when sewing corpses.
Ordinary mortician, at most, cleans the body of the deceased, changes clothes, puts on makeup and so on.
Basically already the limit.
As for the corpse that was passed from the consumptive rabbit, no matter how miserable the corpse is, even if there is only one fingernail left, it can be perfectly restored for you.
That's the thing.
According to what Laotu said, this is the top rare comprehensive talent.
Although it may not sound like a real job, it is indeed quite rare, and the income is not low.
As for brothers and sisters like Iron Hammer and Jiaye, before the advent of later generations, it is already very good to say that they did not embark on the road of breaking the law. They can also set up a stall of their own, which is considered very capable.
“It’s not like you haven’t done anything illegal.”
Jiaye felt a little cold, sat in front of the bonfire and hugged his knees tightly into his arms, feeling the whistling sound of the strong wind and said weakly: "I once had a mobile phone number, and the former owner of that mobile phone number engaged in compensated dating. "
"It should be that the golden basin has retired. I canceled this mobile phone number before retiring, but I didn't tell my old customers."
“After I took over this mobile phone number, several people called every day and asked if they would pick up customers today. At first I was very angry and felt that I was harassed, but then I suddenly realized that it was not a bad thing.”
"Um?"
Chen Yi raised his eyebrows lightly, put a bunch of grilled pork belly into his mouth, and said with some surprise: "Are you a middleman? Contact the customer on the left, contact the next family on the right, and draw water from it?"
He never thought that Jiaye would have such a story.
"To be honest, I had such an idea at the time."
Jiaye leaned on the arm of the iron hammer, looked up into Chen Yi's eyes, and said a little embarrassedly: "Brother Yi, don't laugh at me, I was so poor at that time, it didn't matter if I was so poor that I could break the law even if I could make money. .”
"But then I looked it up."
"This is the crime of organizing prostitution, and the sentence starts at least five years. Moreover, I also learned about this industry, only to find that those middlemen are not just drawing money for nothing."
"It is responsible for acquiring customers, protecting the safety of the lady when the guests make things difficult, and demanding compensation for the lady afterwards. You also need to have a relationship. Not everyone can enter the industry."
"It felt a bit too difficult, so I gave up the idea."
"Later, I found a girl who was new to the industry to do compensated dating. This girl had no resources and had few clients. I sold this mobile phone number to her for 10,000 yuan."
"She even thanked me a year later, saying that we had helped her a lot, and once during Chinese New Year, she brought us a gift to celebrate the New Year, saying that we were the most noble people she met when she entered the industry."
"He's a... nice guy."
And Hammer, who had been sitting by the side eating honestly, also put down the skewers in his hand, looked at Chen Yi with a serious face and gave a thumbs up and said: "That girl is a good person, she gave me a bottle of wine and a cigarette .”
"Respect me a lot."
Perhaps in Hammer’s heart, anyone who gives him smoke is a good person.
"I see."
Chen Yi smiled and put the empty lottery in his hand aside, and said with a smile: "It's quite interesting, if it was me, I would never have thought of this one."
"Then if Brother Yi has such a mobile phone number, what would you do with it?"
Jiaye suddenly became interested, his eyes were full of expectations and he looked straight at Chen Yi, waiting for Chen Yi's answer.
"me?"
"I don't know the details, but if there is such a mobile phone number for me, I might log out and change to a new one."
"But if Kutu has such a mobile phone number, he probably will sell this mobile phone number to the Andrology Hospital. After all, these callers are basically accurate potential customers."
Chen Yi shrugged helplessly.
"Giggle."
Jiaye couldn't help being amused by Chen Yi's answer, leaning on the hammer's shoulder and looking at Chen Yi, his eyes were full of smiles and relaxation.
"Why didn't I think of this step, Brother Tutu is very good at making money."
She is enjoying the moment.
Yancheng, which was shrouded in black clouds, was extremely dark at this time. Several people sat around the campfire and ate barbecue on the rooftop where the wind was howling.
Brother is by my side, and so is Chen Yi.
Although the environment is a bit harsh, she is extremely satisfied.
She used to hate this kind of weather very much, and their business would be poor every time in this kind of weather, but now she likes this kind of weather very much, even if the weather is a little bit bad, she can feel enough sense of security.
If only this moment could last forever.
It's just that if others hear this, it will make people laugh out loud. What you're talking about is not bullshit. Sitting with a man who has shot a million damage and killed the world boss in seconds, eating barbecue, you'll be damned if you don't feel safe !
The angle of view slowly increases.
At this time, the consumptive rabbit is not going well.
"Ding, you played the role of a wife murderer with a perfect degree of 32%. You failed to leave the map, but you didn't lose any items. You can be thankful."
「Map evaluation」: It can be seen that you have your own ideas about cleaning up crime scenes, and you should be a perfect criminal.
In just 4 minutes, you not only cleaned all the blood in the house, but even used white vinegar to clean all the DNA and fingerprints of the hostess in the sheets and clothes in the master bedroom.
And checked fingerprints and dander in every corner of the living room with ultraviolet light.
And prepared to chop up the body of the hostess and hide it in the outdoor air conditioner. It is hard to imagine why you are so proficient in cutting up corpses, even Paoding butchering cattle.
Unfortunately, the police arrived when you were dismembering the body, witnessed the whole process of dismembering your body, and were arrested and imprisoned on the spot.
Although you were convicted by the police just after entering the map.
But at least you gave a perfect answer in cleaning the crime scene. If you are given enough time, I believe you can restore a flawless crime scene.
Unfortunately, you digressed.
Please note that the main task is for you to play the role of a wife murderer. The wife murderer you play is not so skilled in handling corpses. Please read the question carefully.
"Map Rewards": None, please note that when the player's perfect performance is lower than 30% when the evaluation is completed, he will lose half of the random props on his body.
The consumptive rabbit stared at the evaluation panel in front of him with an ugly expression, his face was so gloomy that it was almost dripping water!
Fuck it!
In those 4 minutes, it can be said that he tossed out all the knowledge he had learned all his life. He didn't dare to stay for a moment, and he tried his best to clean up the crime scene!
The result actually told him that the evaluation of acting was only 32%!
The reason is that what he did did not conform to the identity he played.
But he plays the role of a rookie who has to search the Internet for how to remove blood. This kind of rookie can clean up the crime scene and be damned.
Time is too little, only 4 minutes!
During these 4 minutes, you can only choose one to clean up the dna blood at home and divide the corpse. If you choose both, the time is too late.
If you give him 1 hour.
He can make this corpse disappear into the world unknowingly, the kind that no one can find.
It was only 4 minutes, and the only place he could hide the corpse was in this room. There was no time to deal with the corpse in a complicated way, let alone transport the corpse out of the house.
「Ding, your life theater map pass has 3 uses, do you want to enter again?」
Consumptive rabbit stood in the white space, looking at the scenes on the wall in front of him that he had experienced in the map, and began to think about how to better hide the corpse, so that he could clear himself of the crime.
Brother Yi has already told him that the rewards after completing the hidden missions are very high. If you just play the role perfectly, you will only be rewarded with a unique character action in the world.
He could have temporarily hidden the body in the electric water heater. According to Brother Yi's experience, this is a location that the police will not find for the time being.
But when he was about to stuff the corpse into the electric water heater just now.
A panel suddenly popped up in front of my eyes.
"Ding, the last player who got a perfect evaluation once hid the corpse in the water heater. This place is no longer a point of neglect. The corpse hidden here will be discovered immediately."
The last player who passed perfectly hides the body, and the next player who enters cannot use it. This is information they don’t know.
This also means that the plan he discussed with Brother Yi failed completely.
Originally, he planned to follow the example of Brother Yi, clean up the traces of the house, then hide the body in the water heater, and go to the police station to play the role of a schizophrenic psychopath.
But the corpse cannot be hidden in the water heater, so the corpse can only be divided and hidden in other places, but there is no way to finish this series of things within 4 minutes.
The deadliest thing is.
After failing to leave the map, he will not return to reality, but will stay in this white space, and the only option is to accept the option of entering the map again.
This also means that he can't discuss with Brother Yi halfway.
And in the next few times, you must get a high enough performance perfection, otherwise you may even risk losing half of the random props.
The biggest problem now is how to hide the corpse within these 4 minutes.
Consumptive Rabbit stared at the flashing images on the wall, frowning, and kept thinking.
Next second—
Suddenly a light flashed in his eyes.
etc?
What is his purpose? The purpose is to complete the hidden mission to clear the criminal suspicion and get the hidden reward!
But if you want to get rid of the criminal suspicion, it is not the only way to hide the corpse and act like a schizophrenic!
Is it okay to burglary?
There is absolutely no need to clean up the blood of the corpse.
Suddenly some bad guys broke into the house, killed her wife, and seriously injured him. Is this reasonable?
As long as you become a victim, you can also be cleared of the crime, right?
ps: Hey, can I ask for a monthly pass, it’s the first time I’m speaking this month.
(end of this chapter)