Chapter 125 "I heard you scold me."
After being reduced to a mummy.
No eating, no sleeping, no drinking.
No hunger, no tiredness.
Being in an emotional state 24 hours a day may be quite torturous for ordinary people, but for those elderly who are not used to global gamification, the sand at this time is an excellent place for retirement.
Bring vice chess, mahjong, and playing cards before entering the Sands of Time!
Then the following series of ridiculous and outrageous pictures appeared!
On the first layer of the Sands of Time, the entire map was reduced to darkness, and the visibility of human players was only 1 meter!
Human players keep running forward with vigilant expressions based on the information on the ground!
Following behind are countless younger mummy players, all energetic and ambitious rushing towards human players, it is bound to infect a few more players to earn more points.
It looks like the whole scene is extremely exciting!
But there are other pictures in the darkness.
I saw two mummified old men sitting in front of a chessboard, arguing fiercely, surrounded by countless mummified old men pointing with equally fierce expressions.
"Vaulting horse, no double cannon on the opposite side of the vaulting horse!"
"Old Li, do you really know how to play chess?"
There is a saying in the ancients, watching chess without talking about a real gentleman, perhaps in an earlier era, people knew that there was a very disgusting existence called pressure monster.
In the darkness next door, there were three old men and an old woman gathered around a table.
"Four, two and two kings, anyone want four and two?"
"I want, I will lead six and two for five kings, and six for five kings. I will suppress you."
At this moment, those human players who were running wildly couldn't bear it any longer. One of the players looked angrily at the source of the sound in the darkness.
"Do you know how to play cards? What kind of cards are you playing with Five Kings and Six Two?"
"Don't you see that we are running like hell? Can you not make a sound!"
But it's not over yet.
"The boundless end of the world is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills. What kind of rhythm is the most swaying, and what kind of singing is the most joyful."
An elegant melody slowly came out from the darkness.
Take a look.
It turned out to be a group of mummy old ladies dancing in the square with the lead dancer in the dark!
Is there a better place for square dancing than the Sands of Time map?
There is enough space, no one says they are a nuisance to the people, even if someone says they don't need to answer.
And there is no need to remember the time to go home and cook for the granddaughter. How good it is to be carefree.
that's all.
The entire painting style of the sand of time map is divided into two parts with a sense of fragmentation.
The air in the east is full of desolate atmosphere, and all kinds of scheming and infighting are full of blood and hatred.
The air in the west is full of leisure, like a paradise.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Tuberculosis couldn't hold back his laughter after all, and couldn't help laughing out loud when he saw that the human players on the forums kept complaining about the increasing number of mummy old ladies disturbing the people in the Sands of Time map!
besides.
The sands of time map has also been developed by players with many ways to play.
For example, some players are betting on a human nature. They pick up the mummy grenade that was originally used to clear the passage in the second level and use it in the mummy pit in the fourth level to score big points.
Without the mummy grenade, the mummy in the corridor of the second level would naturally be unable to be cleaned up quickly, and there would be several more infected players.
But these players obviously don't care, what they are playing is a dead friend who never dies.
In addition, there are also derived gameplays such as Devil Leading the Way, Neigui Sima, Never Turn Back, etc., which makes this map full of more randomness, which is much more interesting than when they first opened up wasteland.
And that wilderness map.
Before entering the map, the map rules said that when they leave the map, the next batch of players who come in will be the attacking party to attack the houses built by their first batch of players.
Now the first players have come out.
But obviously this group of people's mentality is a bit explosive, and they are constantly insulting angrily in the forum, and the floors have already built thousands of floors!
Other players couldn't help but feel pity when they figured out what happened to these players.
According to the rules, these players will be sent into the wilderness and then cut down trees to make some tools such as catapults to attack the player's buildings, but the reality is—
As soon as these players were teleported into the map, they found that there was an air wall behind them and a high wall in front of them.
Don't talk about moving forward or backward.
Even turning around is extremely difficult.
Looking at the map, I realized that the last batch of players who built houses in the wilderness was a player named Tutu who built a house as big as the wilderness map.
And they can't land in the house.
So they landed in the middle of the gap between the air wall and the wall.
The deadliest thing is! There are piles of arrow towers constantly attacking them behind the wall. They are glad that this map can be resurrected in place, but they hate that this map can be resurrected in place!
They were shot to death in this cramped gap by the arrow tower, and then resurrected in this cramped gap!
As for cutting down trees to make tools is pure nonsense, how can there be a tree on the map? It's empty, like a devil has entered the village!
And the duration of the map is 24 hours.
So this group of players lived and died in this narrow gap. Fortunately, some players behind found that as long as they lay in the gap, the arrow tower would lose their vision and would not attack them.
Although it will be a little uncomfortable, at least there is no need to experience the feeling of death.
Just like that, this group of players was like sitting in a water prison. After staying in it for 24 hours, they were finally released. The first time they were released, they logged on to Yancheng's forum, and started yelling at the consumptive rabbit with angry and ferocious expressions!
This is the effect.
This is what he wanted.
"What laughing?"
Chen Yi glanced at the consumptive rabbit sitting next to him, who had been entertaining himself, and asked casually with some curiosity.
"It's okay, it's okay."
The tuberculosis rabbit's abdomen kept rising and falling due to suppressed laughter, and waved to indicate that it was okay.
Chen Yi didn't ask any more questions, but got up and walked towards the bathroom: "I'm going to the bathroom, please help me adjust the bowl."
"Oh, okay, no problem."
The consumptive rabbit put down his phone and walked towards the bowl table.
Brother Yi has a habit of eating hot pot four times, one of which is the original flavor, and the remaining three need seasoning bowls to add flavor.
"ah."
Just as Chen Yi came out of the bathroom, he saw a woman in a tight short skirt, fishnet black silk and high heels, who seemed to have sprained her foot, and fell towards him.
"boom."
Chen Yi's complexion changed, and without the slightest hesitation, he took out a sniper rifle from his arms and pointed it at the woman's body, pulled the trigger, and shot at the woman on the spot.
Slightly dull gunshots suddenly sounded in the space.
“.”
The woman who was about to speak with apologetic eyes suddenly froze in place. Feeling the tingling pain in her body and the slightly hot muzzle of the gun against her abdomen, she froze for nearly ten seconds.
After confirming that he was not dead, but had a nosebleed, a trace of fear and blankness flashed in his eyes and he looked at Chen Yi tremblingly: "What are you doing?"
She didn't understand what was going on at all.
Why did Chen Yi suddenly shoot?
What about the signs?
No symptoms at all?
"Who are you?"
Chen Yi's eyes flickered coldly, and the muzzle of the gun was pointed directly at the woman's abdomen, staring into the woman's eyes and speaking word by word.
"Don't you know who I am?"
"Since you don't know who I am, why did you shoot!"
The woman looked at Chen Yi standing in front of her with a broken mood, and felt a little unsure how to continue: "I just accidentally fell down, why did you suddenly shoot?"
"Clothes off."
Chen Yi stared blankly at the woman in front of him and said softly.
"What did you say?"
"My clothes are off and my patience is limited."
The woman raised her head and gritted her teeth, staring at Chen Yi's expression, seeing that it wasn't a joke, and then thinking about the man's order, she bit her red lips slightly and closed her eyes, feeling a little humiliated, and took off the tight skirt on her body.
At this time, she only hoped that no one would pass by here, so as to save some face for herself.
Chen Yi's expression told her that if she didn't follow through, she might really die here today.
She doesn't want to die yet.
"Take off your underwear, too."
The woman closed her eyes tightly and did not resist, but her chest was rising and falling. After taking off all the clothes, she put her arms on her chest: "Are you satisfied? What do you want to do?"
Chen Yi didn't speak. He just turned the sniper rifle into a cane and kept scanning the woman's body. He nodded after confirming that there were no blades hidden in the hair, garden, clothes interlayer and other places.
He didn't hear the woman scolding him from the bottom of her heart.
Although there is still a possibility that there are offensive items in the backpack, the possibility of assassinating him is already very low.
If you came here just now for the assassination, the props should be on your body. After falling down, the chance is only a moment. Taking out the dagger from the backpack and trying to assassinate will delay a lot of time
The first time this woman fell towards him, he had only one thought in his heart, this woman was here to assassinate her.
There is little reasoning.
It's just that he knows that he has been a bit in the limelight recently, and it's normal for someone to shoot at him, and he has been on guard against it.
After confirming that there is basically no problem.
Chen Yicai turned around and walked towards the outer hall, and left a word.
"Walk carefully next time."
“.”
Squatting on the ground, picking up the clothes on the ground and hugging her in her arms, the woman curled up in the corner looked at the back of Chen Yili, couldn't help but a trace of resentment and anger flashed in her eyes and cursed inwardly.
Madman, a madman!
Wait for me to make you fall in love with me in the future, and ride on your head to **** and pee, I will take revenge today!
With some props, I really thought I was the Emperor of Earth!
That **** Gao Yiming is also a bastard, if he insists on letting himself come into contact with such a pervert, do you know that I almost died here!
at this time-
The woman suddenly noticed that Chen Yi had gone and returned again, and after a moment of stunned, a possibility emerged in her heart, and an unconscious joy flashed in her eyes, and she deliberately moved the clothes that blocked the spring light down a little.
Stretched out her white arm and gently rubbed her ankle, with a trace of complaint and coquettish in her voice.
"Now you know that you have to find someone to confess your mistake?"
However, I saw this young man standing a step away from her with a cane, staring at her expressionlessly and whispering: "I heard you scolding me."
"ah?"
The woman froze for a moment, a trace of disbelief and fear flashed deep in her eyes, she subconsciously denied: "I didn't, I really didn't, I swear."
"I hear you."
(end of this chapter)