Chapter 126 Almost coughing to death!
What does "Jurassic Park" mean to Roland?
He knows better than anyone else.
Is it the excitement after integration?
No, it is success brought about by change.
《HA》, perfect character design, no need to change; 《T2》, classic sci-fi, impeccable;
To put it bluntly, the only relationship between Roland and Roland in the first four films was just a smooth performance, but "Jurassic Park" is different. He somehow removed the disgusting siblings from the original film of his previous life up.
Is this a change for the better?
Roland didn't know!
In fact, when filming the scene of protecting his sister, Roland felt uneasy, because he didn't know whether it was the right decision to add a guy who can fall into extreme rationality in order to protect his sister in a movie that should be purely horror , but the box office and word of mouth told him that in this epoch-making movie, how bold the heart is and how productive the land is, as long as he is not stupid, he can gain more by standing with technological progress!
So after being sprayed with champagne, he just laughed and picked up his weapon to fight back. Unfortunately, he couldn't stand the siege of a group of people, so he slammed Spielberg, Lucas, and others with champagne. After Scorsese, Coppola and other important figures looked at him, he jumped into the lake decisively, swam to the center, and gestured for Stop.
"Ok, Ok, Ok, Ok, Ok...Champagne is also bought with money, let's not waste it, shall we?"
"No, no, this champagne was sent by Moet, and I have a warehouse there!" Lucas spat out the wine in his mouth, rolled his head with his right hand, wiped all the wet hair back, and rubbed it Under the chin, the beard is all stuck to the skin.
Where did he not know what Roland meant?
Isn't it just that you want to run away after spraying them?
But how could it be that simple?
"Comeon! There are so many things, don't you want to spray it? Don't be a spoiler!"
"Shit! George! Can't you save some of it? It will come in handy for the next party celebration!"
Roland, who was floating in the middle of the lake, rubbed his face with water. Before those guys put away the champagne, he didn't want to go up there.
It’s not that I can’t accept it, but being sprayed and being sprayed are two different concepts!
He would be happy if he yelled at others, but as for being yelled at by a group of people?
When those snow whites cover the body, don't you feel that the situation seems, maybe, probably a little strange?
"Oh! Are you trying to be a coward?" Spielberg, who had already taken off his glasses, wanted to trick Roland up.
"Hey! Steven, no matter how much you provoke me, I won't go up!" Roland, who was hiding in the middle of the lake, beeped arrogantly.
"That's no problem! If you don't come up, we'll let Xiali go down and catch you!" Coppola, who was covered in drinks, twisted his neck.
Hearing this, Harrison Ford laughed and kicked off his leather shoes, pretending to be fierce and said: "Roland, you can't swim against me, since you have broken my record, don't even think about it today." Out of Skywalker Ranch!"
Although he knew that the other party was just joking, Roland still showed a frightened expression after his life was threatened. He raised his hands in the water from the neck down and surrendered: "Oh! Xiali! You pilot, don't come down, I Come on yourself...seriously, shall we change the show? I admit I can't spray you guys!"
"Well, how about I play a guitar and sing a song for you? You can also dance!"
Seeing the performance of 'counsel', everyone on the shore laughed again and again. Seeing that the situation was almost the same, Scorsese immediately waved his hand and said: "No, No, No, No... We don't need to spend money to listen to Michael sing, listen to you Singing, that's going to kill you..."
"I still remember the time at the Golden Globes. I told Francis at the time that Steven had found another psychopath from somewhere. Fortunately, you didn't develop into the music scene. Otherwise, I think you might be more famous than you are now. ..."
"Come on, come on, I won't spray you..."
As soon as these words came out, there was a burst of laughter at the scene.
Knowing that the other party was joking, Roland didn't care, and swam to the shore in two or three strokes. When he climbed up, an arm suddenly stretched out in front of him. When he looked up, it turned out to be Harrison Ford.
"Congratulations, kid." The old man who was threatening Roland before smiled.
"Thank you, old ghost." Roland grabbed the opponent's forearm unceremoniously, and let the opponent pull him up.
For the vast majority of Hollywood members, the celebration banquet is actually a job.
The production company took out their wallets, and the main creative team attended together. They invited a few friends and a bunch of media. The event that was supposed to be a celebration turned into a fellowship. Maybe you are discussing your next project with other guys, and the heroine may be having a good chat with the sponsor and want to chat and fuck? That is dreaming!
but-
Jurassic Park is not the same.
When the whole world wants to curry favor with this pair of master and apprentice, whoever they want can enter, whoever they want can get out, let alone, among the guests present today, more than 20% of them are It is A-list, 30% is B-list, and 40% is behind the scenes of the production, and the remaining 10% is either A+list or famous director.
To put it bluntly, if the Skywalker Ranch suffered a terrorist attack today, more than 60% of Hollywood projects would have to be suspended tomorrow. Under such circumstances, what restraint and caution are there?
Oh come on!
The group of the most awesome people have been defeated by Roland, and the rest are either licking his or his.
When he got up from the lake and went to the ranch guest room to wash up under the guidance of the waitress, Roland rolled his eyes at the hint that he wanted to enter the shower room together.
Turned away the guy who was dressed in Cos Max Black, but not as beautiful as the other party, rinsed, changed his clothes, and when he reappeared at the party, those guys who had nothing to gain all joined together.
"Hi! Roland! Nice to meet you!" David Fincher raised his glass and laughed.
"Oh, David, I heard that you are preparing a new movie recently?" Roland took a glass of juice and touched him.
David Fincher is Lucas' neighbor and participated in the production of "Star Wars: Return of the Jedi".
Even if they are MTV and commercial directors, they also shoot the Rolling Stones, Madonna, MJ, Coca-Cola, and Chanel. Are these things those poor and white kids can shoot? Go dreaming!
Being able to appear here proved his identity, and while hugging Roland, this unknown guy also responded: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw a good book recently about the seven deadly sins of Catholicism." , but I can’t find an investor, so I want to ask George for help, I want Rael (Al-Pacino) to do it together..."
"Al? Wow, how dare you think! Al just won the best actor this year. If it wasn't a good book, I don't think he might be able to impress him..." Roland tilted his head and smiled, and while giving his thoughts, he also gave I hoped, "If possible, I would like to read the book. Anyway, before the filming of "Spider-Man", I had nothing to do, I was idle and bored..."
"Ok! Ok!" Hearing this, David Fincher beamed with joy.
"After I go back, I'll take the notebook to your house. We are all on our own, and there will be no problems..."
After reaching a brief consensus, the two separated, but before Roland could take a few steps, a guy wearing a peaked cap leaned over again, and took a closer look. Isn't this selling copies?
He is only 28 years old now, and he is far from the madness of the future. When he found that Roland's eyes were on him, the guy who wanted to say hello, took the initiative to extend his right hand, "Hi, Roland, congratulations!" The movie is a big hit, my name is Michael Bay, I am a new director, I will work with you if I have a chance..."
"Thank you, Michael." Roland reached out his hand and responded simply.
Although the newcomer Bang Bei in the circle didn’t show too much fanaticism, the closeness on his body is already very flattering. After all, he is not a fledgling young man.
When Chris Columbus was making "Home Alone", it used the Jewish gang to get 15 million from Fox, and when Robert Zemeckis was making "Back to the Future", Spier Berg signed only 19 million from Universal, but what about Michael Bay? The hand-practicing work is 19 million "Bad Boys", and the money didn't go to the top seven, plus he came with Don Simpson and Jerry Bruckheimer...
So... you can be regarded as one of your own!
Now he doesn't care who Michael Bay's dad is.
What did the principal say?
When I make friends, I don’t care whether he has a background or not. Anyway, I don’t have a background!
Can your dad have me in Niubi?
No matter how good I am, I am still a producer, and I can have a dozen colleagues like Warren Buffett!
David Fincher and Michael Bay are actually the epitome of the whole audience, regardless of whether they are male or female, old or young, celebrities or rookies, there are too many people who want to join him. Some people are here for eye contact, some people want to start a project, some people want to attract investment, and some people...'Hold the grass, don't let your daughter lean on me! '
'Hold the grass! Just hug! Don't hug your waist! '
'Hold the grass! Don't touch my belt! This thing is so expensive! '
In short, the current Roland is like the teacher of Sixth Teacher. The eye-catching box office results are the key to what everyone wants to get in touch with. The "Spider-Man" that is already certain to be filmed is a project that many people covet.
They came into contact with Roland because they wanted to join it, regardless of whether they wanted a role for themselves or a job for relatives and friends. Anyway, everyone understands that if it follows the standard of "Jurassic Park", this is just lying down and making money at the box office. Movies, they don't need money, those who are famous want to gain Roland's popularity with the audience, those who are not famous want to increase their value, and those who desperately introduce their daughters to Roland, how many of them are not aiming at the position of the heroine?
To be honest, the second generation of stars are generally not bad looking.
And when they did this, it was the same as choosing a concubine in the harem.
If anyone is selected by Roland, it will be like getting a waiver ticket at the Chinese New Year Annual Meeting!
Whoops! This special code is simply a blessing! (seeking dedication)
Of course, everyone is a respectable person anyway, even if they bring their daughters to meet Roland, they will not be as naked as the Jianguo brothers, but those who seek other positions are as courageous as the Harry and his wife who want to settle in Canada …
Roland was naturally full of nonsense about this situation where the stars were holding the moon.
Although this kind of luxury and luxury has always been the celebration banquet that Roland was looking forward to, but...
Rabbits don’t eat grass by the side of their nests, so what do you mean by giving me your own people?
What's more, after scanning around, he didn't find a few famous ones in later generations.
So, after a few hahahas, they decisively got into the main venue and went for food.
...
"Oops, you take a shower for two hours?"
The guys who were drenched before had already sat down, and after seeing Roland coming, they who were eating immediately focused their attention on the little guy who was late. Facing Harrison Ford's teasing, Roland immediately froze. Rolling his eyes, he shrugged and said, "I can't help it, they pulled me one by one to talk about projects..."
"George, your neighbor David Fincher said he wanted to hire Al (Al Pacino) to make a movie..."
"Steven, Michael Bella was talking to me for a while, and then David Kemp [the writer of Jurassic Park] said that he also likes Marvel, and he has a lot of ideas for Spider-Man. ..."
"Lon (Howard), Michael Keaton (Batman in Tim Burton's Batman) told me that since I overwhelmed him with Jurassic Park, I should just put him in the movie. He is playing again, he wants to participate in "Spider-Man" and play a villain, but I haven't finished writing the script yet!"
"What else do you want me to ask for a heroine..."
"Really, if I wasn't afraid of being shot in the head by Steven, you wouldn't be able to see me at noon today..."
Roland's 'complaint' made the big guys on the scene laugh out loud.
They have been famous for a long time, and everyone has a temper, so no matter how others want to ask for the project, they will not stalk them.
But Roland is different! To those guys, he was just a kid!
'Big New Year's Eve! ’, ‘It’s not easy! ’, ‘Here we come! ’, ‘Everyone is dead! ’, ‘It’s a child! '
The first three may not be applicable in America, but the last two can still sweep everything.
"If you don't like it, just ignore them and just say what I said."
Spielberg also hates that kind of buzzing assembly, so his attitude is very firm.
But other people are different. Mr. Dongmu, who is not a big deal when watching the excitement, put down his knife and fork, folded his hands, and said with a smile: "Steven, this is also a real problem, right? "Spider-Man" needs a heroine , since we have the right age, let's use our own people! And two years later, at the age of fifteen, it's time for Roland to fall in love..."
Before he could finish speaking, Lucas, who was sitting on the side, smiled approvingly, turned his head and looked at the old man, and then said with a smirk: "I remember, don't we have a suitable one at the scene? Bryce, Bryce Howard!"
Lang Howard, who was still watching the excitement, jumped up when he heard the name.
"George! What are you doing? Isn't that my daughter?"
"What's wrong with your daughter? She's still my niece!" Mr. Dongmu turned his head and stared back.
"No! My daughter doesn't like acting!" Ron Howard frowned.
"How do you know my niece doesn't like acting?"
"How did I not know that my daughter doesn't like acting?"
Seeing that the two guys had a tendency to fight, and the group of people around them just laughed and ate, ignoring their intentions, Roland, who was the focus before, directly hooked his feet on the seat and sat down.
I don't know how this position is arranged. Spielberg is on his left and Scorsese is on his right. After he sat down, the two people shook their heads almost at the same time: "Don't pay attention to the two of them. , Clint has always wanted to beat up the guy who cheated his sister, it's normal to fight..."
oh…
Roland showed the expression of a melon-eating crowd, picked up the juice and drank it.
However, before he could rejoice, when the muzzles of these people were finally removed from his body, Francis Coppola, who was sandwiched between the two people, couldn't stand it any longer, "Ok! Ok! Ok! Clint! Ron! Can you stop tangling about whether Bryce likes to act or not? Since you two parents can't figure out whether Bryce likes to act, let me recommend one? I Friend Melanie Sloan, her daughter loves acting!"
"What stage play did Ethan Hawke do in New York last year? I forgot the name..."
"But right now, she's shooting Kevin Costner's The Prodigal Bodyguard with Elijah Wood, Bruce Willis, and Julia Dreyfuss...although she's a little smaller than Roland, but she's very tall. Not bad, and she likes playing with my daughter the most."
"Her name is Scarlett Johansson, Steven, Roland, if there is no one in "Spider-Man", I can call her to try..."
"Cough cough cough cough..."
When Roland heard the familiar name, he almost coughed up his lungs while drinking juice!
When he took the napkin from Spielberg and wiped his mouth, his face was as dark as Yang Shaoxia's!
What?
Did I mishear the special code?
Who can tell me, who is the girl mentioned by Francis Coppola of the Italian Mafia who cos every day?
Note: ① Xiali is the nickname of Harrison Ford, and the pilot is his "professional" job. He has a driver's license for a long time. When he is free, he buys a plane and flies it for fun. Under normal circumstances, he appears in the news There are only three possibilities, promote the movie, save people, and then fly the plane and have an accident again. That's right, besides flying planes, he also likes to save people, such as flying a helicopter to find lost children in Yellowstone Park, smashing car windows to rescue trapped babies, and saving camping friends. Movies accumulate, but save people. ②"Seven Deadly Sins" was rejected by Al Pacino, mainly because "The Wire" was going to be filmed at that time.
(end of this chapter)