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Yongkang Town, Shangtan Village
Coming out of the house, holding a bowl, the horseshoes dangled and came to the entrance of the village.
According to the original living habits, horseshoes never go out to eat, they just sit on the threshold of their own house, nibble a little bit of salted radish, drink a little bit of millet porridge, and eat it deliciously.
If one day the mother-in-law is happy and steams some steamed buns with corn-cob noodles, the taste will be indescribable.
But today, he suddenly went out with a bowl in his hand.
Not for anything else, just to go out and see the western scenery. I have lived for 55 years. I have never seen what a public toilet looks like. I heard that the children in school said that there is a public toilet in Zhongwei County, but I have never gone there. Over the county ah.
Now, I heard that one is going to be built in the village, so Mashoe decided to go and have a look.
It was still a bit late to come, and when Mashoe reached the village head, he saw about 200 people from the whole village gathered under the tree at the village entrance.
Men and women, old and young, including children running barefoot on the ground, all looked at the construction team from the town busy in the jujube forest not far away without blinking their eyes.
Ramming, building walls...
"Do you think the town has money and no place to spend it? What kind of toilets are built in our village? There are so many forests and ditches, where can't they be pulled?"
"That is, spending money indiscriminately. If the money for building toilets is distributed to our village, whichever family won't get 10 or 20 yuan, and there will be a year's salt money."
"Maybe some leader came to inspect?"
"It should be, because the leader came and wanted to go to the bathroom, so we can't take him into the ditch, right?"
"Haha..., yes, yes, I heard that two years ago, a county leader came from the next village. She was a woman. She didn't bring any paper when she went to the toilet in the ditch. The female director of the neighboring village, Fat Erya, handed it to her. A piece of dirt."
The people in the village are so bullshit, they laugh and chat about the reincarnation of grains while eating rice in their stomachs, without feeling any embarrassment at all.
Sitting on the ground with a rice bowl in hand, the horseshoe did not laugh along with the crowd, but was seriously thinking about the account that Li Kuaizui in the village just calculated. If this public toilet made of red bricks is not built, then every family in the village will Each household can share 20 yuan...
After struggling for five minutes, the old farmer, who had never known what the world 50 miles away looked like all his life, took action. As soon as he put his rice bowl on the ground, he rushed to the jujube forest.
"Which leader can be in charge of the house, 100 yuan, you give me 100 yuan, and my Westinghouse will let you use it as a toilet."
"Well…"
Hearing this, all the workers of the construction team in the town who were laying bricks were stunned. Is there something wrong with this person?
No matter how short of money you are, you can't let others use your home as a toilet, right?
"I'm telling the truth, I'm not lying!
You are also digging a hole here to build a roof, and you can also dig a hole in my west room, and the purpose is the same..."
Horseshoe turned his head very quickly, but other smart people in the village were not slow. Before he finished speaking, everyone put down their jobs and rushed forward.
"Yes, leader, use our idle house!"
"I only need 80 yuan, 80 yuan, and I will let you use the south house of our house."
"yes!
Isn't it just digging a hole in the house to use as a toilet? When the leader is gone, we can bury the pit, and people can still live in it, it doesn't affect it at all. "
...
The situation was a bit scary, and the contractor who led the team didn't dare to move. Damn, what is this called? It costs 300 yuan to build a hut at the head of the village.
"Hey... Sun Monkey, why did you stop?
Man, we will arrive at three o'clock in the afternoon, and the toilets will not be built well by then, so let me see if I will peel your skin off. "
"Hehe... Fuzhen, it's not that I don't want to hurry up and work, it's that the folks in Shangtan Village think it's a waste to build a toilet, so it's better to give them money and use their house as a toilet." The contractor circled it with his fingers The people who came up laughed.
"Using their house as a toilet, you **** dare to think about it. Now I am worried about how to help them get a few more adobe houses in the village?" Mayor Fu swears and turns his head to Shangtan Village villagers.
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"Where's Lao Li? Where's the village chief, Lao Li?"
"I do not know!"
"I don't know, then I'll let you know first." Mayor Fu set up his bicycle, took out a document from the black bag hanging on the handlebar, and read it in public.
"notify
The teachers and students of the Central Academy of Drama want to film a TV series in our Shangtan Village. Before the TV series is officially filmed, 46 teachers and students have to experience life for three months..."
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Along the way, the reaction was great.
Except for a few students with a strong physique, the others have been vomiting, such as Hu Jing and Yuan Quan. These two beauties even hung plastic bags on their ears, and they didn't care about their ladies at all. image.
"Director, I was **** by you." Qin Hailu complained.
"Sun Hao, don't call me Senior Sister from now on, you are not my Junior Brother either, you talked about the hype on the phone, but in the end you got me into this ditch~www.mtlnovel.com~ The person who spoke was Xu Fan , the wife of the famous director Feng Xiaogang.
Since Chen Xiaoyi was pregnant and Jiang Shan was still breastfeeding the child, Sun Hao found her through He Bing. It happened that Xu Fan, who had just finished filming the movie "Endless", was idle, so he came here.
Unexpectedly, this trip to the northwest was so hard, and there was not even a decent road.
"Haha..." He Bing looked indifferently, even though the car was shaking violently, he still smiled.
"Old Xu, this is called life, and this is called art.
Movies like those made by your gang are at most just lip service and making the audience in the theater laugh, so I think Sun Hao will be better than your husband in the future. "
"Hmm..., is it?" Holding back his vomiting, Xu Fan began to look at Sun Hao, "Then I have to try, is it Sun Hao or my husband?"
Fuck, are married ladies always chatting this open? Is it just not taboo for meat and vegetables? !
Sun Hao was feeling emotional, the bus on which he was riding suddenly slammed on the brakes, causing everyone to jump forward, fortunately, there was no accident.
"Grandson in front, can you **** drive and rush to die?!"
The bus driver's temper was not very good. When the car stopped, he opened the window and yelled at the front. At this time, Sun Hao also stood up, and saw a black Cherokee SUV parked in front of the bus.
Hey, what's going on, did you block the way?
Thinking of this, Sun Hao pulled out the 1.2-meter-long steel pipe from under the seat, but before he could act, two people got out of the car in front of him, a man and a woman. The man was wearing glasses and was smiling and waving at him. .
"Director Sun Hao, come here quickly."