: Seven hundred and thirty first, people bite dogs

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【night

Tongfu Inn

Moonlight spilled into the hall through the window spirit, leaving mottled shadows on the ground.

Oil lamps are like beans.

It only allowed Xiao Guo to see the panting face of Xing Tutou on the opposite side.

Maybe it was because of fear, or maybe it was because they wanted to appreciate Xing Tutou's round face up close. Xiucai, Zhantang, Shopkeeper Tong, Dazui, and Xiaobei all got up and lay down on the table, staring straight at Lao Xing.

Xing Butou took a sip of tea, put down the tea bowl, wiped his mouth with his hand, and then said in his shocked tone:

"My dear mother, you don't know, this time there are two pairs of male and female thieves in the town, and the martial arts are so high.

The lightness kung fu of Thief Saint is to walk on the roof of the house like walking on the ground, but the lightness kung fu of these four people is to fall straight from the sky...

Do you know the Widow Wang of East Street?

It was the one who saw that Lao Bai couldn't walk, half an hour ago, she had just finished taking a shower, and was about to come to Tongfu Inn to take a look at Lao Bai before going back to sleep, but just as she was leaving the door, she saw a figure descending from the sky..."

"And then?" Everyone asked in unison.

"Then, Widow Wang fainted from fright. When she woke up, she found that the two white flour steamed buns she had hidden in her chest to admire Lao Bai were gone."

"Hiss..., what a big thief!"

"But Lao Xing, how do you know it's two pairs of male and female thieves?" Shopkeeper Tong expressed his disbelief at Catcher Xing's surprise.

She thought that this old boy came to extort money from Tongfu Inn...

There are male and female thieves in the town, and there are two pairs, don't talk nonsense, are you paying for it at Tongfu Inn? !

However, at this moment, someone knocked on the door of Tongfu Inn from outside.

"Hi, is anyone in the room?

If there is anyone, come and help, Mr. He has rolled his eyes after eating two steamed buns. "

At first he wanted to open the door, but when Bai Zhantang heard someone yelling like that outside, he was startled, turned around and hid behind Xing Tutou.

"Old Xing, are they the ones who performed light kung fu with Widow Wang?"

...]

The content of the creative essay is not long, about 25,000 words including the script.

He Jiong was the first one to finish it. After finishing, he looked up at Zeng Li.

"Sister Li, did you write this essay?"

"Almost." Zeng Li smiled.

Sun Hao came up with the idea and wrote it himself, so in a sense, the creative essay of this issue of "Happy Camp" can be regarded as planned by himself.

"Sister Zeng Li, I have a few questions, can I ask them?

Of course, this creative essay is excellent. I believe that the audience in front of the TV will definitely laugh to death after watching it. "

"Hehe, Mr. He is an honor, please!" Zeng Li politely made a gesture of invitation.

"One, there are three games involved in the creative essay: soul torture, sympathy, and officers and soldiers catching thieves; three kinds of punishments are involved: walking on the toe board, the lid of the pot falling from the sky, and pouring water on your head.

What I want to ask now is, after the recording of this special program of "Happy Camp", can we continue to use such interesting games and punishments in the next recorded program? "

"Yes!" Zeng Li replied in the affirmative.

"However, due to the copyright issues involved, you still have to pay copyright royalties.

Many families of the martyrs in the Malipo Martyrs Cemetery are still living below the poverty line. I hope that you Mango TV can donate 500,000 RMB to them, which will be regarded as paying my copyright royalties. "

500,000 RMB... to buy the copyrights of the three mini-games in the show, which is a bit much to be honest, because the income cannot be directly proportional to the payment.

He Jiong couldn't make the decision by himself, so he looked at Xiangxiang who had already read the creative essay, Xiangxiang thought for a while, and nodded in response.

It's not a question of more money and less money, but that there are pitfalls in Zeng Li's words...

What's the matter?

"Happy Camp" has a total of three producers, and now the two producers have agreed, so the copyright royalty of 500,000 RMB can be paid.

It's just that before He Jiong could say anything, he heard someone asking.

"Zeng Li, I see that every time the director asks others to do good deeds and make donations, the recipients of the donations are always the martyrs and their families in the Malipo Martyrs Cemetery. May I ask why?"

The person who asked the question was Chen Peisi. It is estimated that this question should have troubled him for a long time, otherwise, with his cautious personality, it would be impossible for him to suddenly interrupt when everyone was talking about business.

"Oh... I asked Sun Hao about this question." Zeng Li flicked her hair, her face suddenly became solemn.

"Sun Hao told me that he escaped famine in his previous life. On the way to beg in Xikang Province, he met a young man aged 16 or 17 and gave him two pancakes and an old sheepskin padded jacket so that he did not freeze to death. Starved to death on the way to beg for food.

Later, Sun Hao developed.

I found that family based on my memory, and found that the young man who had rescued me had died in the southern border of the motherland, and the young man's name was Ma Zhanfu...

Since then, Sun Hao has visited Malipo Martyrs Cemetery every year.

Of course, now, Sun Hao has also brought this habit into this life. "

"Pfft..."

As soon as Zeng Li finished speaking, someone laughed out loud.

"Haha..., I'm sorry, I just think that the reason the director told Sister Zeng Li is too funny, because everyone knows that life is only once.

How can there be the theory of the previous life and the next life? Ha ha…"

"Thank you!"

He Jiong got angry and pointed his finger to the door.

"If you can't talk, don't talk. If you can't hold back, please go out!"

"Uh... Teacher He, I just think what the director said is funny, don't you think that the previous life and the next life..."

"go out!"

Seeing that Xie Yu was still talking, He Jiong pushed her out of the door.

"Eh!"

Looking at Xie Yu's back, Chen Peisi sighed.

"This girl is still young and speaks without restraint!

In fact, there are many things in this world that cannot be explained. For example, in the past and present lives, I have dreamed several times that I was a former Qing prince who was imprisoned until death. "

Seeing Chen Peisi's sudden sadness, Zeng Li immediately changed the subject.

"Teacher He, please continue to talk..."

"okay!"

He Jiong turned around, smiled apologetically at everyone, and continued:

"Continuing the topic just now, donating 500,000 RMB to the families of the martyrs in the Malipo Martyrs Cemetery, our TV station can do it.

Second, Sister Zeng Li, as we all know, the program format of Happy Camp is generally our four hosts, interacting with celebrity guests, guiding them to sing, dance, and show their talents.

But when we got here, we became the host and suffered. We have to accept the interrogation, but the interrogation requires walking on the toe board barefoot; we have to show our tacit understanding in front of you~www.mtlnovel.com~ If the tacit understanding is not enough, a shining one The lid will suddenly fall on us..."

Zeng Li frowned.

This He Jiong is really long-winded.

What can be said clearly in one sentence, he is here to show his high EQ, which is not refreshing at all.

However, Zeng Li was very patient, and patiently listened to his words, and then said:

"Teacher He, make an inappropriate analogy.

A dog biting a man is not news, but a man biting a dog is!

In the same way, it is not uncommon for your show hosts to toss celebrity guests; but if we replace your star guests to toss your hosts, I believe the ratings of the show will definitely skyrocket! "

Speaking of excitement, Zeng Li clenched her fists and made a cheering gesture to several show hosts!

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