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Standing on the stage, Jin Dong is quite confident!
I was lucky today, and the topic I got for the impromptu sketch was "Mosquitos on my face".
Mosquitoes on the face... Hehe, this question should not be too simple.
In summer, under the Bayi Overpass near Yingxiong Mountain in Jinan Prefecture, when you eat barbecue and drink draft beer, don’t you brag and fart with your friends while driving away mosquitoes with your teeth and claws.
Sometimes I really hate it so much that I would rather swell my face than kill mosquitoes.
Therefore, when the sketches with life were performed, they immediately caused bursts of laughter from all the teachers. I believe they should feel the same way, right? !
However, Sun Hao, who was sitting on the farthest side, didn't seem to be smiling... But what does it matter? Anyway, he is just a Chinese opera student with some achievements, not the chief examiner!
And when Jin Dong was thinking wildly, he suddenly saw Wang Mingya who was sitting in the middle tap the table with his pen.
"Sun Hao..."
"Oh... here!"
"Ha ha…"
When Sun Hao stood up suddenly, Tian Youliang who was seated beside him immediately laughed.
"Student Sun Hao, don't be nervous!
Director Wang actually wanted to ask you, what do you think of the performance of this student on stage, or do you want him to show off other talents? "
Hearing Director Wang Mingya's hint and Teacher Tian Youliang's explicit instruction, Sun Hao couldn't help sighing.
In front of the teacher, no matter how good the students are, they still have no human rights.
According to what you mean, even if you look at a good seedling, I must also think he is good? !
But there is no way, even if you slander, you still have to do the work that should be done, so Sun Hao thought for a while and asked:
"Jin Dong, where do you live now?"
Well…
Jin Dong standing on the stage was a little confused.
In the third test of the art test, two teachers forced a student acting as an examiner to speak on the spot, which was enough to shock the world.
Unexpectedly, the student opened his mouth and asked himself where did he live? !
"Well... Senior Sun Hao, I have been staying at the Yinhe Hotel near the Beijing Film Studio for the past few days." Although Jin Dong didn't understand, he still answered Sun Hao's question truthfully.
"No. 22 Nanliu Road?"
"right!"
"Then did you see an old man selling baked sweet potatoes at the intersection on the right of the hotel?"
"I saw it, but I didn't observe carefully!" Jin Dong was very smart, and he could directly deduce what Sun Hao wanted to do after hearing Sun Hao's question.
Sure enough, as soon as the words fell, Jin Dong heard Sun Hao laughing and saying:
"It doesn't matter if you observe carefully, because as actors, we can still use our imagination!
And now I invite you to play the role of an old man selling baked sweet potatoes, and the time limit is one minute. "
hiss…
Looking at Sun Hao, Jin Dong suddenly felt a toothache. This grandson is not particular at all, just reckless? !
Whether you have observed it carefully or not, I ask you to [play] this role right now.
He wanted to refuse, but there was no way, because all the teachers were staring at him, but Jin Dong had no choice but to bite the bullet.
Picking up his hands, put them to his mouth to breathe out, indicating that it is very cold now; standing on tiptoe, looking left and right, indicating that he is waiting for customers; Laughing and started yelling:
"Roasted sweet potatoes, roasted sweet potatoes, sweet and sweet sweet potatoes, the sweet potatoes grown in the sand along the Yellow River in Jinan Prefecture, Dongshan Province, are delicious and sweet!"
The whole performance was very short, at most a minute and a half, and it was done in one go.
Because according to the rules, the [additional meal] teacher should comment on the performance of the art candidates, which is not only out of respect for the students, but also for the art.
Facing everyone's eyes, Sun Hao, who is familiar with this rule, said:
"Overall, it's okay, but it's not as good as your sketch [with mosquitoes on your face] just now, and you have a life!
Well, let me give you three specific suggestions:
One, the person who sells roasted sweet potatoes is next to the stove, and they generally don't breathe out to keep warm.
Second, you have the action of expecting customers to come, but there is nothing in your eyes.
What should it be like?
When I saw someone coming from a distance, my eyes were full of anticipation. This person might buy my roasted sweet potatoes; so when someone approached, there would be a flattering smile on his face; but the person left without buying. In the past, there would be disappointment in the eyes. And then go round and round again...
Three, your yelling is wrong. Generally speaking, people who come to the city to do this kind of small business are basically country people. Mandarin with a round accent. "
Having said that, Sun Hao stopped.
In fact, there is another sentence, Sun Hao didn't have the heart to say it to the outside world, you are too good at acting.
"Thank you, thank you Senior Sun Hao!"
If the skit just now had perfunctory elements, then Jin Dong is sincerely thanking him now, because among strangers, few people speak so bluntly.
Even when teachers comment on the acting skills of art candidates, they are mostly encouraging, "You are very good", "Not bad", "Don't worry, if you can't do it this year, you will definitely be able to do it next year"...
After thanking, Jin Dong walked out of the small theater under the guidance of volunteer Deng Chao.
As soon as Jin Dong went out, several teachers at the scene looked at Chang Li and Sun Hao.
"Mr. Chang, cow, are the students you bring out with such vicious eyes?"
"Mr. Chang, I have two students under my name, and their acting skills have not been improved. Why don't you get tired and help me?"
"Sun Hao, Sun Hao, do you have any plans to stay in school?
If there is, just tell me directly, I promise you in front of Teacher Chang, even if you go to the top to ask grandpa to sue grandma, I have to keep you. "
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In Chinese opera~www.mtlnovel.com~ Teacher Chang is an older generation, who enjoys the allowance from the Government Affairs Council, she can accept everyone's flattery with ease, but Sun Hao dare not, I am still a primary school student.
Ever since, Sun Hao raised the note in his hand.
"Teachers, it's time to grade the art test student just now."
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There are a total of 1972 art candidates who came to the Chinese Opera to participate in the performance department. After two rounds of elimination rounds, the preliminary examination and the re-examination, there are still 458 left. Although the number is much smaller, the team is still very long. Arrange to the corridor on the third floor.
Chen Sicheng had the upper hand in the exam and was relatively in front, so he stood not far from the entrance of the small theater.
Looking back, just as he was about to chat with "Yao Dazui" about her examination in Nortel, Chen Sicheng suddenly saw Jin Dong, the first art candidate who went in for the examination, come out at this time, with a vague expression on his face. suffering.
Hey, what's going on here?
Ever since, Chen Sicheng quietly waved at him.
"Old Jin, come here, how did you do in the exam?"
Seeing an acquaintance greeting him, Jin Dong hurried over.
"Old Chen, so you are here!"
"Yes, how did you do in the exam?" Chen Sicheng asked eagerly.
As for the art test, Chen Sicheng, who is a veteran, is very sure, but still wants to know the specific situation. Who knows if there will be any new tricks in this year's Chinese opera?
"I did pretty well in the exam, but when Sun Hao came up with a question, I immediately screwed up!"
"Sun Hao..." Chen Sicheng and Yao Dazui exclaimed in unison.
"Yes, it's Sun Hao, but I learned something from him. If I don't pass the exam this year, I plan to come back next year."
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