: Nine hundred and sixty one, can’t get through

Have nothing to do!

Harvey Weinstein just wanted to go to the bar on the street, have a drink, and relieve his depression.

Just now, Sony Pictures released an announcement on major websites around the world, saying that the compensation for movie fans who bought "The Promise" movie tickets will be delayed for 48 hours. The reason is simple, they need to raise money.

Although he has full confidence in spending 200 million U.S. dollars in it, Harvey Weinstein is also afraid of long nights and dreams.

So worried, he kept calling Sun Hao, but he kept calling Sun Hao until the phone became hot, but the other party still didn't answer.

Eh... Maybe this kid hasn't woken up yet?

Consider the time difference between the United States and China, Harvey Weinstein comforted himself.

However, just when Harvey Weinstein was about to turn off his computer and leave the office, he was suddenly attracted by the headline on a news pop-up window.

【Famous Hollywood filmmaker Harvey Weinstein's shocking scandal】

Damn...

What kind of daring **** is this, who dares to swatt a fly on a tiger's head!

As a result, Harvey Weinstein, who was burning with anger, immediately sat down again and clicked on the news pop-up window.

[My name is Wade, and I am a homeless man on the streets of Los Angeles. I receive relief money during the day and sleep in the park at night is my whole life.

Until one day, a strong man found me and changed my life from quantity to quality.

I still remember that it was a late autumn evening, I lay down on a bench in the park again, covered it with a newspaper, and was about to go to bed, but the film producer named Harvey Weinstein pulled out a red sheet from nowhere. sofa.

He said that sleeping on this red sofa can be more comfortable, especially when two men sleep together lying on the red sofa...]

have photos!

In the photo, there are two men lying on a red sofa, one man caressing the other man's face with his hands affectionately.

There are words!

The text is written in the first person, and in the eyes of others, it is quite literary, and the relationship between the two men is written in every detail.

However, seeing this, Harvey Weinstein was shaking his head.

Gou Yuedi, which Gou Yuedi is arranging Lao Tzu?

Gou Yuedi, if you arrange Lao Tzu, you arrange Lao Tzu, but you still make Lao Tzu's photo so ugly?

...

February 10, 2004

This date has been quoted by various Hollywood media, saying that the world-renowned film director Sun Hao will come to Los Angeles on this day to shoot Time Warner's big production "Batman Trilogy".

In order to wait for this day to come, Nicolas Cage has been making preparations, familiarized himself with the script of "Batman Trilogy", and searched for all information about Sun Hao on the Internet.

The reason why he worked so hard is because there is an important role in these three films, and Sun Hao has never settled down.

And I have worked with him before, I believe he should be able to give me a chance to audition.

【Name: Sun Hao

Sex: Male

Date of Birth: October 13, 1977

Birthplace: Island City, Shandong Province, China

Personal hobbies: I like pretty older girls, preferably married, with a height of 1.70 meters and above, and having a legitimate job, such as singer, actor, host, etc.

Personal achievements: currently the world's number one director of commercial films, the world's number one film screenwriter, the father of horror movies recognized by netizens...]

After studying for a long time again, Nicolas Cage stood up from the chair, rubbed his eyes, turned off the computer, and was about to go out for a walk, eat some supper, and relax.

But just as Nicolas Cage was about to turn off the phone, a news pop-up window popped up.

[Gossip is flying everywhere, more than 100 famous film producers in Hollywood, more than 300 film and television actors have been recruited collectively, and even some big names have been recorded in small videos]

No way?

The gossip that is usually chatted privately in the circle is actually uploaded to the Internet at this moment?

Haha... Well, I have to watch and see whose scandal is exposed by entertainment paparazzi again.

Out of curiosity, Nicolas Cage clicked on the news pop-up window.

【Story that Tom Cruise and Angelina Jolie have to tell】

[Hollywood rising star Scarlett Johansson walks with Shaquille O'Neal for 48 hours]

[Oscar actor Nicholas Cage likes differently than others]

Eh..., there is even a scandal of her own?

Out of curiosity, Nicolas Cage clicked in.

[According to insiders close to the Oscar winner, Cage has always liked the black talk show actor Oprah Winfrey. He even swore in front of his friends that he would drink her footwashing water...]

"vomit…"

There was a gossip about himself, and after reading this, Nicolas Cage immediately retched.

Fuck, which **** is this arranging Lao Tzu? !

………

Woke up very early!

Washed up at 8 o'clock.

The reason why it was so fast was because the female secretary called Bona Films, saying that whether it was director Sun Hao, the chairman of China Film Group Han Shanye, or Yu Dong from Bona Films, they were all in Bona Films at the moment. Rest in the company.

Because the filming was too late last night, it didn't end until one o'clock in the morning.

They are all there, so I won’t have to look for them one by one.

Get the three of them together so that you can slap them in the face yourself. Didn't you throw bones at me yesterday? Now I eat..., I want to eat and you can't stop it, but I ate this bone, can you afford the consequences?

Ha ha…

How beautiful it can be imagined, how cruel the reality is!

Takeshi Yoshida, who came here on a whim, waited for three full hours in the lobby on the first floor of Bona Films, but he still didn't see Sun Hao, Han Shanye, or even Yu Dong.

During the period, Takeshi Yoshida also pulled the translator and asked the front desk lady, why you Mr. Yu haven't come down yet?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Mr. Yu is sleeping. We played too late yesterday and haven't woken up yet.

What time can he get up?

We don't know.

That's fine, I'm leaving, tell you Mr. Yu, Sony Pictures and you will never end this matter.

Mr. Yoshida, you can go, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com But you have to pay our company 88,000 RMB in cash?

Fuck, why? Are you really playing me as a kid?

I'm not kidding you, because the two bottles of water you drank were made by melting snow water we specially took from Changbai Mountain in the northeast and Mount Everest in the southwest.

In a word, I have no money!

Hehe..., if you don't have money, you can't leave.

Just like that, Takeji Yoshida, who didn't have that much cash with him, kept tossing around until 11:00 noon, when Yu Dong came down from upstairs with sleepy eyes.

"Takeshi Yoshida, right?"

"If it's Takeji Yoshida, hurry up and get out of here. I, Mr. Han and Director Sun Hao are all very busy and don't have time to entertain you."

"Oh, by the way, Mr. Yoshida, let me ask you a question. Why do movie fans in your country suddenly have trouble with Hollywood?"

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