【announcement
In order to ensure that fans around the world have a peaceful, happy and passionate Valentine's Day, China Film Group, Bona Films, Miramax Films, and Columbia Pictures jointly authorized Director Sun Hao to announce that the much-anticipated thriller crime action movie " The release date of "Fast and Furious 2" will start from 00:00 on January 22nd, Beijing time, and end at 24:00 on February 11th, a total of three weeks, 21 days...]
When he was about to leave work, Jiang Chao, who had been promoted to the head of the creative team of Jomoo Advertising Company, saw this news on the Internet, and immediately thought that some netizen was making fun of Sun Hao.
Sun Hao is not stupid, how could "Fast and Furious 2" end after only three weeks of screening?
You must know that one of the important reasons why "Fast and Furious" was able to achieve a global box office of more than 2 billion US dollars was that it had a long screening time, 67 days from the beginning to the end, and in China, its The show time was extended once, 10 days...
But as soon as he thought of this, Jiang Chao jumped up from his chair, raised his hands, and roared in the office.
"Qiu Decai, Xu Bin, He Dahai, Yin Xueqiang, you bastards, hurry up and have a look. Who said that director Sun Hao is exhausted?"
"The "Fast and the Furious 2" that was filmed is actually 200 million dollars worse than Chen Kaige's magical masterpiece "The Promise" in terms of pre-sale movie box office."
"Do you know why this is?
You don't know anything, this is actually Director Sun Hao's propaganda trick! "
"Come, come, come, hurry up and take a look, I'll show you **** what master-level movie marketing is!"
"One, filmmakers all over the world are laughing at Director Sun Hao for shooting himself in the foot.
Back then, his low-budget film "Sniper Phone Booth" earned more than 200 million US dollars at the box office by relying on "Spiderman". …
However, director Sun Hao unexpectedly announced that you should stop touching porcelain. After 21 days, the movie tickets of Lao Tzu will no longer be sold!
Second, the pre-sale box office of "The Promise" is 540 million U.S. dollars. According to the maximum price of 12 U.S. dollars per movie ticket, as many as 45 million movie fans bought its movie tickets, and these 45 million movie fans collectively condemned the release of "The Promise" Fang Sony Pictures is suspected of defrauding by giving away "Fast and Furious 2" movie tickets...
How big is this news?
All the major media in the world will pay attention to this news, that is to say, Director Sun Hao sent the movie "Fast and Furious 2" to the headlines of major mainstream media all over the world without spending a penny of publicity expenses!
Third, hunger marketing. As we all know, due to the global popularity of Fast and Furious, a large number of vegetarian chicken fans have been cultivated, from the richest people standing at the top of the world to the gangsters who stand on the street and whistle at beautiful women...
And Director Sun Hao announced the release time limit in advance, just to tell everyone, don't wait, go to the cinema to enjoy this feast. When the time is up, I immediately remove the plate and turn the table.
And in this way, many films with similar strengths will stay away, in case they are trampled to death by the menacing "Fast and Furious 2".
If I'm not mistaken, the Hollywood sci-fi movie "I, Robot" starring Will Smith, which was originally scheduled to be released on February 1, will be the first to be withdrawn urgently.
Fourth, according to professional film critics who watched "The Promise" in advance, they didn't even understand what the film was about? Just remember the set of rings on the movie screen...
Therefore, I think it is unreasonable to have a pre-sale box office of more than 500 million U.S. dollars, even if "The Promise" hits "Fast and Furious 2", so, I think there must be director Sun Hao's handwriting in it, I Buy your movie tickets, just to pay me back when the time comes!
five…"
Looking at Jiang Chao standing in the middle of the office, hysterical and spitting, Qiu Decai, Xu Bin, He Dahai, Yin Xueqiang and others from the creative team of Jiumu Advertising Company were stunned!
Damn...
It turns out that the team leader is really a big fan of Director Sun Hao?
A few days ago, when everyone was chatting, they joked that Sun Haojiang was exhausted, and the movie "Fast and Furious 2", which invested a huge amount of money, was not as good as Chen Kaige's "The Promise"?
Unexpectedly, the team leader was really tortured like this!
And just as everyone was complaining, suddenly, another shout was heard: "What are you waiting for?
Hurry up and buy movie tickets for "Fast and Furious 2". On the morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year, I invite all of you who can't go back to your hometown to celebrate the New Year to watch a movie and have a big meal together! "
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In fact, on January 15, Takeshi Yoshida, the head of Sony Pictures, came to the capital.
nothing else!
Just to slap Sun Hao in the face!
At the beginning, when Lao Tzu’s movie "Spider-Man", which was distributed worldwide, was hit by your "Sniper Phone Booth", I also came to China to talk to you, and even begged...
But you are like chasing a stray dog, despising me with your eyes, taunting me with knife-like words, releasing videos, everyone eats according to their ability, how can you beg others to let you go? !
Ha ha…
Now, is the retribution coming?
I only need to share 10 million US dollars to wear you down.
That's right, I came here on the 15th, but I decided to go to your house to find you on the morning of the 22nd...
Why?
Just because January 22 is the first day of the Chinese Lunar New Year, I’m going to add some trouble to you on this most festive day for you. Although it can’t kill you, it can disgust you, haha…
...
However, Takeshi Yoshida, who was in a happy mood, was not happy for a long time, when he saw the turbulent female secretary rushing into the room he rented in the Capital Hotel in a panic.
"Mr. Yoshida, it's not good!"
"What's wrong, I'm fine!" Takeshi Yoshida scolded her with a stern face, don't think that if you have good skills, you can mess around in front of Lao Tzu.
"No, Mr. Yoshida, it is the Chinese film director Sun Hao who posted the news on the Internet, saying that the movie "Fast and Furious 2" will only be released for 21 days, and it will be withdrawn from the theater..."
"What?" Takeji Yoshida, who didn't even wear pants, got up from the bed and grabbed the female secretary's collar with his hands.
"What did you say just now, say it again."
Seeing Takeji Yoshida's appearance of wanting to eat people, the turbulent female secretary was a little scared, but she still stammered and said: "The movie "Fast and Furious 2" will only be released for 21 days, and it will be withdrawn from the cinema. This is the news announced by Chinese director Sun Hao on major websites around the world. At present, it has spread.
Sony Pictures immediately convened an emergency board meeting with Huitong's lawyers to discuss countermeasures.
According to lawyers who are proficient in American law, at present, Sony Pictures has only three countermeasures:
One, buy movie tickets for the first three weeks of "Fast and Furious 2" at a high price, and then give free gifts to movie fans who bought movie tickets for "The Promise"~www.mtlnovel.com~ But this requires negotiation between the two parties.
Because there is a clear time limit in the announcement issued by our company, the free movie tickets must be discounted tickets on the 22nd day after the release of "Fast and Furious 2"...
If the time on the movie ticket does not match, according to the law, our company has breached the contract and must lose money!
2. Voluntarily refund the ticket and compensate four times the face value;
Three, for passive ticket refunds, the local courts in the United States will levy compensation based on 6 times the face value, 4 times will be paid to the fans who bought the tickets, and the other 2 times will be the court’s handling fee..."
Before the female secretary could finish her stammering words, she heard a beast-like roar from Takeshi Yoshida:
"Sun Hao, I call you grandma!"
(end of this chapter)
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