Main room, living room
Sun Hao, who was sitting on the chair, felt insulted!
As an old liar who has been in the rivers and lakes for decades, it’s okay if you say I don’t know how to pick up girls, because that’s not my brother’s specialty; Dude is playing high IQ...
But you say that an old liar doesn't know how to act, then we have to chatter.
Thinking of this, Sun Hao got up and stood in the middle of the living room.
"Looking good!"
Glancing at Li Yapeng, Sun Hao's eyes were full of disdain, for your acting skills that can make Guo Jing a fool a few years later, you have the nerve to criticize your buddies.
Seeing Sun Hao like this, Li Yapeng was immediately stunned!
What is this guy trying to do?
However, in the end, he still moved out of the way and folded his arms to watch the play aside.
"Uh..., director, what's going on?" Xu Jinglei used her arm to turn Zhang Yibai beside her, and said, "I thought the two of them were going to fight?"
"Stop talking, look!"
As soon as Zhang Yibai's words fell, Xu Jinglei saw Sun Hao who was in a good mood, his eyes slowly widened, and his breathing gradually became heavier.
Xu Jinglei could hear his breathing clearly from the side, and she was a little worried whether Sun Hao would pass by.
But at this moment, he saw Sun Hao's two nostrils, which seemed to be pulled by two small bellows, constantly expanding, shrinking, expanding, shrinking, very rhythmic.
Xu Jinglei was dumbfounded, it's a foul with this skill!
Sun Hao, what the **** are you going to do, kid?
However, after waiting for the buffer time to end, Sun Hao began to amplify his moves, and his face suddenly twisted into a ball, completely changed, and roared:
"What's causing trouble? It doesn't matter if she's Gege or the Heavenly King Lao Tzu, in my eyes, she's still the little swallow in that big yard!"
For a while, the situation was surging, and the audience was silent.
"..."
Xu Jinglei was sweating all over her head. After Sun Hao's imitation subsided, she looked at Zhang Yibai and asked uncertainly: "Director, Sun Hao seems to be playing Erkang in "My Fair Princess", right?"
Zhang Yibai nodded, but before he could speak, a porcelain doll who walked into the main room at an unknown time, clapped his hands and laughed:
"Erkang, Erkang, I really want you to be with Little Swallow."
Sun Hao didn't look at the chatty little girl, but reached out to Li Yapeng and said:
"please!"
"Well…"
"Brother Yapeng, imitation is the most basic thing in acting. If you think you are better than me in acting, then please start your imitation?"
"Uh..., no," Li Yapeng, who had an arrogant look just now, suddenly blushed, and said in embarrassment, "No, actually, what I want to say is..."
"Hehe... Junior Brother Sun Hao, in fact, Yapeng's performance refers to the actor's understanding of the role, the interpretation of the character, rather than pure imitation."
Zhang Yibai was the one who opened his mouth to find a way for Li Yapeng. This guy is worthy of being a director, and he found a reasonable excuse as soon as he rolled his eyes.
"That's right, that's right, what I mean is the actors' interpretation and understanding of the roles." With the steps, Li Yapeng, who is not too stupid yet, naturally went downhill.
"Well..., good." Sun Hao thought for a while, then turned his head to Zhang Yibai.
"Director Zhang, since senior brother Li Yapeng questioned that I can't act, then let's do this, now I ask you to come up with a question, and let the two of us create characters on the spot.
If Senior Brother Yapeng is slightly better, then I will let you all shoot my novel "My Sassy Girlfriend", and I will only charge a symbolic dollar for the copyright fee..."
"real?"
Before Sun Hao finished speaking, Zhang Yibai stood up excitedly.
"of course it's true!
But, if I, as a junior, win by luck, then I would like to ask Senior Brother Li Yapeng to donate the full amount of your film salary in the TV series "Carrying Love to the End", and donate it to those who have no money to see a doctor in Xiehe Hospital The common people are well. "
It's true that the spectators don't think it's a big deal, Xu Jinglei jumped out first, and excitedly opened the zipper on the white down jacket.
"Brother Yapeng, bet with him, isn't it just 60,000 yuan?
Well, let me give you a question.
Some time ago, in order to experience life, Wang Shuo specially took me to the prison and asked me to observe the state of the death row prisoner before he died, so you two should come and act as the death row prisoner before the execution. "
puff…
Sun Hao was shocked.
This beauty who looks a bit like a royal sister, did not expect that she would have such a heavy taste, and would like to admire the appearance of the condemned prisoner before his execution.
However, the Wang Shuo in her mouth should be the writer Wang Shuo who started a scolding war with Mr. Jin Yong in the media in the previous life, right?
Smiling softly, Sun Hao said: "I'm fine, where is Senior Brother Yapeng?"
"I..., I'm fine!"
In front of the beautiful woman, Li Yapeng gritted his teeth and insisted.
"Okay, shall we start acting now?" Sun Hao walked towards the bedroom while speaking.
"Sister Jinglei, have you heard of lethal injection?"
"I heard it!
However, this kind of death penalty is generally carried out abroad, and it seems that there are not many in our country. "
"That's right, there are indeed very few death-row inmates who are executed by injection in our country, but because there is still a little time before the injection is pushed into the prisoner's death...
And interpreting the state of that period of time gave the actors a lot of performance space, so I chose to perform this state..."
Before Sun Hao finished speaking, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com directly lay down on the mat.
"director…"
"Huh?" Zhang Yibai was taken aback.
Why are you calling me?
Didn't see that I'm thinking about getting the copyright of "My Sassy Girl" for free, which film and television company should I go to for cooperation?
"Shout a password for me, so that I can enter the performance state!"
"okay!"
Seeing that Sun Hao lying on the bed was ready, Zhang Yibai shouted:
"!"
Sun Hao lay quietly on the bed, but the scene of himself being executed by execution appeared in his head...
The walls were snow-white, and a solitary operating trolley stood in the center of the room. The light was not very bright, and the little forensic doctor's face was a bit burnt.
"Mr. Sun, in fact, I have known you before. If you were in ancient times, you would be called a grand thief by the common people!"
"Don't dare!"
"Why don't you dare to do it?
Deceived for decades, the amount involved is as high as 500 million, but your deposit is less than 2 million. It is said that you have donated the other money in various forms. "
"Hehe..., you misunderstood my meaning, what I mean is that people like me should be called cheaters in ancient times!"
Although he was talking with a smile, Sun Hao saw the syringe in the hands of the little forensic doctor, and he was a little nervous and clenched his fists.
"Haha..." The little forensic doctor held the syringe in his right hand, smiled and pushed up the glasses with his left hand.
"Mr. Sun, you are so humorous!
But don't be nervous, this medicine is very good, it has been used many times in China, and there is no pain.
After pushing the medicine into your body, you will slowly fall asleep. "
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