: Eight hundred and thirty-nine, rub the heat

The excitement comes and goes quickly!

International film directors, Hollywood film superstars, reporters from major entertainment media around the world, and super sports car enthusiasts who have nothing to do, stayed in Rio de Janeiro for four or five days, and then slowly withdrew.

The crew of "Fast and Furious 2" also resumed what a film crew should look like. The staff was busy, and the actors were slamming at the camera lens under the command of the director.

If the first performance is not good, do it twice; !

However, when it comes to the word "grinding", you have to mention Tom Cruise, because all the Hollywood movie stars have left, leaving him alone.

And the reason why this old man stayed alone was to [grind] Sun Hao.

Even in the narrow alleys of Ronesia, the largest slum in Rio de Janeiro, where **** violence and sewage flow, Tom Cruise, who has a slight cleanliness and obsessive-compulsive disorder, pinches his nose and talks to Sun Hao in a buzzing voice.

"director…"

"Um?"

"Didn't you tell me that you didn't promise George Lucas to help him write the script of "Star Wars Prequel?"

"yes!"

"Then what do the newspapers say, George Lucasfilm announced that you will write the screenplay for "Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith"?" He deftly dodged several bodyguards patrolling with guns, and then followed behind Sun Hao and asked.

"Isn't it simple?

Obviously, George Lucas is taking advantage of the popularity of "Fast and Furious 2". "

"Get hot?" Tom Cruise was obviously a little confused about the combination of these two words.

"yes!

The IP of "Star Wars" is almost being shot by George Lucas. Prequel, prequel, prequel, postquel, postquel, postquel...the filming is endless.

Except for the die-hard fans of "Star Wars", I am afraid that many fans were vomited by George Lucas's gameplay, so he wanted to get something new, and then he took aim at the popular "Fast and Furious", Well, of course it also took aim at me. "

"Oh...hehe, director, I understand what you mean.

You mean it doesn't matter if George Lucas can hire you as the screenwriter for Revenge of the Sith? "Tom Cruise is very happy, this can be regarded as learning a new term, rubbing the heat!

"That's right!"

While Sun Hao nodded, he still didn't forget to observe whether the route planned by Ke Shouliang for Jushi Johnson to drive Emperor Wu of Han down the hillside was appropriate? Don't knock down the wooden yurts on both sides of the path...

As for this wooden yurt with air leaks on all sides, if you destroy it, these slum dwellers with guns in their hands will fight you directly, unless you can compensate them for a normal house.

However, Tom Cruise did not give up disturbing Sun Hao because of his busy schedule.

"director…"

"Um?"

"Do you really hate me following you now? And I followed you for more than ten days?"

"Hehe..., you are still a bit self-aware!" Sun Hao expressed his appreciation for Tom Cruise's attitude at this time.

"Hey... Director, it's still the same old saying, as long as you agree to my request and help me write and direct "Mission: Impossible 3", I will leave immediately."

"Eh…"

Hearing this handsome guy's request again, Sun Hao sighed and turned to look at him.

"Brother Tom, since you are so sincere, let me talk about my request."

"Okay, what do you say?"

Seeing Sun Hao letting go for the first time in ten days, Tom Cruise shook his fist excitedly.

"The heroine is going to be Chinese?"

"Can!"

"My film company wants to participate in the investment?"

"Can!"

"This movie is completely dominated by me. The script and filming team are all mine. You only have the choice of acting or not acting. Don't you have the right to cooperate with me in how I want to act?"

Well…

Hearing Sun Hao's last request, Tom Cruise was completely stunned. "Mission: Impossible" is Lao Tzu's golden sign. If you completely dominate it, is it still Lao Tzu's movie?

"photography…"

"ok!"

"props..."

"alright!"

"light…"

"No problem!"

"Radio..."

"It's completely ok!"

"Okay, Old Wu, play the board!"

"Got it, Director."

Following Wu Jing's reply, the sound of playing the board came from a distance.

"a!"

rosinian slum

Children are playing on the street, old people are sitting in front of their houses and smoking, women are squatting on the side of the street to go to the bathroom, when the wind blows, the black wooden board outside is blown down, revealing a pure white pg.

Turning a corner, five or six men were cruising back and forth on the road with ak47s on their shoulders. The elder brother who took the lead was tough, with a bald head, bare upper body, and two big Chinese characters [stupid] tattooed on his chest.

"boom…"

Suddenly, the roar of an engine came from a distance.

Hearing this sound, the bald head stopped, and as soon as he raised his hand, the younger brothers around him automatically divided into two teams, then lifted the ak47 and pointed it at the mountain road below the interface.

But after pulling up the posture, a huge [Han Wu Emperor] appeared in front of these people.

"parking!"

The bald head jumped to the middle of the road, full of momentum.

...

"Okay, it's over, the next scene!"

"a!"

"stop…"

The voice was not loud, but the bald head was so frightened that he peed his pants.

Because just now a bullet hit his ear and hit the dirt wall next to him, stirring up a lot of dust.

"roll!"

Jumped out of the driver's seat of [Han Wu Dadi] a strong man who was nearly two meters tall. The strong man also had a bald head and was holding a golden Ziappa-Rhino revolver in his hand.

From the co-pilot seat, a tall blonde beauty jumped down. The beauty didn't speak, but looked at the bald head in front of her with a bit of fun.

You idiot! ?

roll…

On his own territory, even if he was scared to pee just now, the bald head will not roll, otherwise he will not be able to mix in the future.

Install the latest version ~www.mtlnovel.com~ So the bald head did not speak, and with a wave of his hand, the boys standing on the side of the road immediately pointed their guns at the person who came.

But before they took the next action, they heard a bang, and the hut they stayed on the side of the road just now turned into ruins.

Turning his head, he saw someone on several pickup trucks behind Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty aiming at them with a shoulder rocket launcher.

...

Fuck, Fuck!

Standing on the shooting site of "Fast and Furious 2", Tom Cruise was a little excited. That's right, that's the feeling. Men's movies should be full of blood. If you dare to stab, I dare to bomb you!

"Director, director, can we discuss it again? If you are leading "Mission: Impossible 3", can you respect my opinion properly during the filming?"

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