Chapter 200: God cheated to the point of not asking for it

Chapter 200 God's trick is too much to ask for

Yu Changkong followed Qin Liuxi out of the coffin shop, looking back, the little devil was sitting at the door, chewing on the candy Qin Liuxi gave him, when someone passed by, he stretched out his foot, and that person was stunned He staggered, almost crawling on the ground, and wanted to scold, but when he looked back at the coffin shop, he didn't dare to swear, but got up and walked away cursing in a low voice.

The little ghost pointed at the man's back with his hips akimbo and laughed loudly. Seeing Yu Changkong still watching, he made another grimace.

Yu Changkong looked away and followed Qin Liuxi, only to see her come to a shop specializing in ingot candle incense, put a piece of silver, and ordered some incense candles, ingots, paper money and other things, and asked Shen Shimo to send them to the coffin shop.

Hearing the delivery of the coffin shop, the shopkeeper was taken aback for a moment, looked at Qin Liuxi, and said, "Xiao Daoist, could it be Old Guan..."

Qin Liuxi smiled lightly: "He's leaving tonight."

Hearing the words, the shopkeeper sighed, handed back the piece of broken silver to her, and said: "They are all people who know each other on the same street, so there is no need. It's a ride."

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, you have to take some of it. This is not a good thing." Qin Liuxi confiscated it, put it down and left.

After leaving the Baishi shop, Qin Liuxi went to several shops to order some things, and finally went to a restaurant called Chengji, ordered a table of noodles, and sent it to the coffin shop at dusk .

Yu Changkong saw that she was taking care of everything properly, so he couldn't help but look at her a few more times, and couldn't tell what it was like.

"That old man, is he going to die?" Yu Changkong asked without holding back.

Qin Liuxi snorted and said, "I thought you could see it?"

Yu Changkong smiled wryly: "I can tell, but you look very calm."

Mingming is extremely calm, as if dealing with the most ordinary thing, but it is so calm, which makes people feel blocked and inexplicably sad.

Qin Liuxi said: "The end of life is a happy thing for every old man, and he will naturally be at peace. To me, birth, old age, sickness and death are nothing but a reincarnation. Everything changes. He goes, and one day quietly comes again."

Yu Changkong was silent for a while: "You have known him for a long time, so you accepted the entrustment?"

"I've known each other for a few years. My old man has no luck. His life is hard. His son died unexpectedly when he was delivering a coffin in his prime. His daughter-in-law couldn't help but remarried. His grandson is also the same. He ate an egg when he was five years old. He was choked to death, he is the only one left at home." Qin Liuxi kicked the pebbles away from his toes, and said: "There is no one behind him, since he is leaving, I will send him off, and it is not in vain to get to know him."

Yu Changkong watched as the small stone she kicked hit a thief who was about to touch a woman's purse, causing the thief to withdraw his hand and let out a cry of pain. Glancing at Thief, he quickly avoided it.

Yu Changkong couldn't help but take a deep look at her.

Qin Liuxi smiled harmlessly: "That woman has a sick child at home, so it's not easy for a little money for medicine to be stolen."

Yu Changkong refrained from touching the little bun on her head, thinking that she has a cold voice, but in some worldly situations, her heart is softer than anyone else.

What a strange man.

The two walked back, and a Taoist priest wearing a Taoist robe and carrying a white cloth flag and hanging a cloth bag stood in front of them.

"Hey, young master, the poor Taoist sees that the Yintang is black, it seems... huh?" The Taoist squinted his eyes to look at Qin Liuxi, and covered his eyes with an ouch.

It hurts, it hurts.

Yu Changkong is a little funny, looking at Qin Liuxi, the magic stick he just mentioned has tricked you here, let's see how you are.

Qin Liuxi is also happy, there has never been a monk who doesn't have eyes to raise a banner in front of her, this is the first one.

Tie Banxian, very capable!

Qin Liuxi smiled and said: "Master Taoist, but you say that my seal is black, and there will be a **** disaster soon? Come on, come on, tell me, how can I solve it? I will do as soon as I do, and I will ask the priest to help me out of my troubles." .”

It was someone else, and Tie Banxian would probably scream in his heart when he heard this that he had met a fat sheep!

But this one in front of you?

Ordinary people, how can they be so familiar with saying that Yintang is blackened and there is a **** disaster, and they also say that they can solve the disaster, she is the magic stick!

Or just make fun of him.

And her face, before you can take a closer look, it's like being pricked by a needle, you can't see it.

Hey, old iron, he didn't read the almanac when he went out today!

Tie Banxian waved his hands and said: "Young master, I misunderstood. I just said it out of verbal habit, ouch, blame my stinky mouth!"

He patted his mouth as a gesture, and said, "Young master, I'm sorry, please leave now."

Tie Banxian bowed to Qin Liuxi, and was about to leave after bypassing her.

This person can't be fooled, so he has to run away.

"Stop." Qin Liuxi said in a low voice, and with a slight pull of his hand, he pulled Tie Banxian back in front of him, saying, "You don't pay attention to professional ethics. If you want to be a magic stick, you must do it." The whole set, just to say one thing, is to see that my son is a poor ghost, and it is not worth it for you to deceive him?"

Listen, it's absolutely hard!

Tie Banxian's heart was bitter, he said that he almost choked on a sip of water when he went out today, he knew he was unlucky, but he didn't have much money, so he had to go out to make money, the result?

He smiled cheaply and said: "Young master, it's the little one who has eyes but doesn't know Mount Tai, and bumped into you, and the little one will apologize to you."

He made a long bow.

Qin Liuxi looked at his face and said, "Let you do the math."

Seeing that she was not letting go, Tie Banxian couldn't help but sternly said, "Nonsense, fortune-telling is not casual, you and I can't do it."

"That counts him, what kind of face?" Qin Liuxi pointed to Yu Changkong beside him.

Tie Banxian looked at Yu Changkong, this son is full of gold and nobility, he must be from a noble family, and Zhilan Yushu must be those masters, take a closer look.

He frowned again, what's the matter, why can't the faces of these two people be seen clearly?

Tie Banxian said awkwardly, "Young master, the poor Taoist is just a magician, not good at academics, can't figure it out, please forgive me?"

"Can't see anything?"

Damn it, if you don't tell me why, you can't leave.

Tie Banxian was silent for a while, and said: "If I read correctly, this young master, I can't see how old he is, no matter how old he is."

Yu Changkong's face remained unchanged, and the fingertips behind him trembled slightly.

Qin Liuxi nodded: "You **** stick, can you do fasting?"

Tie Banxian let out a cry, and there were a few more questions in his eyes.

"Could it be?"

"Yes yes, but you?"

Qin Liuxi threw a small piece of silver over and said, "Shen Shimo, wait at the Guanji coffin shop in Shouxifang." She turned around and left, leaving only one sentence: "You took the silver, but you didn't show up. Five disadvantages and three deficiencies, I can make you complete!"

Tie Banxian's face darkened: "???"

He looked up at the sky, there was a dark cloud above his head, **** it, it turned out that it was him himself who turned black in the Yintang!

Occasionally, I have to remind the treasures that my sister Xi actually requires a monthly pass. I like sister Xi, so give her the ticket!

(end of this chapter)

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