Chapter 155 Bang~bang bang bang~
Yi Xiaochuan is a kind person.
It's like the pity that an ignorant child feels when he sees a trafficker being beaten. He doesn't think about why others beat the trafficker, but chooses to go among the traffickers who are constantly begging for mercy and the red-eyed victims. Have mercy on the one who looks the poorest.
Because he only saw the embarrassment of the traffickers, but not the grief and indignation of the victims.
Although this analogy is not very appropriate, in Zhou Ji's eyes, Yi Xiaochuan is just a child living in innocence.
Hmm. Use giant babies, maybe a little closer.
Back to the caravan, Yi Xiaochuan immediately returned to his original heartless appearance, but whether it was Lu Gong or Zhou Ji himself, they could feel Yi Xiaochuan's attitude towards him, which was a little more alienated.
Zhou Ji didn't care about this.
Ever since he knew the origin of the square map, he no longer has the idea of rushing to cross, and get together the Four Swords of Jade Immortals? Return to the prehistoric?
Anyway, there is no system to issue mandatory tasks, and it is often obliterated.
Zhou Ji said that he wants to fish in the dungeon. No, it’s called accumulating strength.
The luncheon continued, but the atmosphere became a little weird. Yi Xiaochuan, who has been in the bar all the year round, made everyone smile with his eloquence and humor. While everyone was happy, they often looked at Zhou Ji, and their eyes were curious. A little in awe.
In the end, it was Lu Zhi, who had a generous personality, who spoke first, and only then did he ask everyone's doubts.
"Is the young master a legendary fairy?"
As soon as the voice fell, the surroundings instantly became quiet.
Zhou Ji laughed dumbfoundedly, and looked around, not to mention Yi Xiaochuan and Lu Gong, even Susu, who has always been delicate and introverted, was full of curiosity, staring at him with cute and cute big eyes.
"Immortal." Zhou Ji sighed, "I am not the kind of immortal you imagined, at least not yet."
After switching to Leifa for nearly a hundred years, Zhou Ji didn't know what his own strength was, but one thing was for sure, the hanging door techniques in Sito's world were all incomplete versions, only retaining the ability to attack and kill, missing The part of state of mind and Taoism.
Mana can be accumulated through a long lifespan, but the lack of perfect mentality has caused his realm to stop here.
"That is to say, it is not now, but it may be in the future?"
As if he had forgotten the unhappiness just now, Yi Xiaochuan leaned forward and joked, "Fellow man, to be honest, did you jump off a cliff and pick up the cheat book, or did you eat some fairy grass and spiritual fruit by mistake? Can you share it with me?" No?"
Zhou Ji glanced at Yi Xiaochuan with disgust, and complained, "People who don't have a heart can't learn."
"Cut~ Isn't it just cultivation? What's the big deal," Yi Xiaochuan didn't take it seriously, rolled his eyes at Zhou Ji, and said, "I'm talking again."
Lv Zhi and the others don’t understand how modern people get along with each other. Even though they already know that Yi Xiaochuan has a crazy and familiar personality, they are still taken aback by their dialogue.
Lu Zhi lowered his head and glanced at the golden silk feather shirt on his body, and said softly, "Daddy, I think you guys are just drinking and eating here, it seems a bit boring, why don't you let your daughter present the dance music, Let's chat for fun."
"Very good, very good." Lu Gong was very happy when he heard that.
Speaking of which, it has been more than half a year since traveling to the Qin Dynasty, and Yi Xiaochuan has never seen a woman from the Qin Dynasty dance.
So he applauded again and again, and even took out his mobile phone to record a paragraph.
Lu Gong and Susu couldn't recognize the little black box, but Zhou Ji could recognize it. Seeing Yi Xiaochuan holding up his phone and tapping left and right, Zhou Ji's head was full of black lines.
Does Yi Xiaochuan know what he is doing?
Lifting his finger, a ray of electric light pointed towards Yi Xiaochuan. Yi Xiaochuan was still adjusting the angle at this time, planning to take a panoramic selfie, but before the save button could be pressed, he felt an electric current coming from the back of his hand, as if being caught by a hundred people. Yi Xiaochuan's whole arm convulsed instantly when the lighter was charged at the same time, the phone dropped to the ground, rolled twice in the grass, and the screen was completely breathless.
"My cell phone!"
Yi Xiaochuan didn’t care about his numb arm, he bent down to pick up the phone, turned it on again, and found that the battery had dropped to half a bar, flickering, and might shut down at any time.
"What's the matter? Is the phone leaking?" Zhou Ji snickered in his heart, but on the surface he looked curious, looked at it with his head, and shook his head, "Don't you know? Stealing the country's mobile phone batteries has always been bad. , There was a model that exploded before.”
It is a blessing in misfortune that the phone is fine.
Yi Xiaochuan turned off his mobile phone after a short inspection, and Zhou Ji, who rolled his eyes and gloated, hurt each other, "Then what brand do you use, take it out and have a look."
Looking at the fine sand and dust all over the floor, Zhou Ji's expression froze, and he sat back in his seat resentfully.
After dancing to a song, Lu Zhi also noticed Zhou Ji and Yi Xiaochuan's frolicking in the middle, and returned to the table with a little grievance in his heart, bowed to Zhou Ji, and complained, "The little girl is not good at dancing, I made you laugh."
It's all your fault.
Zhou Ji turned his head and gave Yi Xiaochuan a hard look. Yi Xiaochuan grinned, walked around and interjected, "Where, Ms. Lu's dance is so good, Mr. Zhou is fascinated by it." Ah, isn't it?"
Yi Xiaochuan raised his eyebrows at Zhou Ji as he spoke, and the smirk at the corner of his mouth gave Zhou Ji the urge to beat him up.
I have to feel that Yi Xiaochuan, who has never experienced the dangers of the world, met Zhou Ji. If it was Fan Xian in the novel, or the ruthless hero in other time-traveling works, I am afraid that he would not know how to die.
Giving this unsure guy a hard elbow, Zhou Ji smiled wryly, "Miss Lu has both talents, and this dance is naturally excellent."
Gong Lu played a smooth game in the side, and took advantage of the situation to let Su Su and Lu Zhi each toast Zhou Ji.
They also drank the wine and watched the dance. Seeing that it was getting late, everyone continued on the road and walked towards Pei County.
Chinese people like to get closer at the wine table, no matter whether he is called "culture" or "dross", the truth is the same.
On their way again in the afternoon, Mr. Lu invited Zhou Ji and Yi Xiaochuan to sit in the carriage. Zhou Ji directly rejected Mr. Lu's invitation, but Yi Xiaochuan vomited after drinking some wine, and readily agreed to Mr. Lu's invitation. for a rest.
During the period, Mr. Lu pretended to ask about Yi Xiaochuan's family affairs, and took the opportunity to insinuate Zhou Ji's truth.
Even if Yi Xiaochuan is heartless, he can see Lu Gong's careful thinking, so he can't help but lift the curtain of the car, leans on the window and asks Zhou Ji, "Zhou Ji, how old are you this year? Are you married?"
Zhou Ji slowed down his horse a few steps, landed on the side of the carriage, frowned and said, "Why are you asking this?"
Zhou Ji glanced at the carriage in which Lu Zhi and Su Su were riding, and said calmly, "One."
"Ah? You're already married?" Yi Xiaochuan shook off the regretful Mr. Lu, leaned his upper body out of the car window, and said with bright eyes, "Where is she from? I knew her in ancient times? How long have you been married? Long Is it pretty?"
It is most forbidden to stick your head and arms out of the window while driving.
Zhou Ji looked at Yi Xiaochuan who was about to fall out of the car window, stretched out his hand to hold the top of his head, let the other party struggle with teeth and claws, and pushed him back into the car.
There was only an exclamation, and the sound of a heavy object falling from the window on the other side of the carriage.
Zhou Jiyi accidentally failed to control the strength, and directly pushed Yi Xiaochuan from the window on one side to the window on the other side.
Amidst the dust billowing, Yi Xiaochuan got up and spit out two mouthfuls of sand, pointing at Zhou Ji who was about to walk away and yelling, "You must have done it on purpose!"
Another day later, a quaint rammed-earth city wall gradually came into view in the distance. Pei County had arrived. Knowing that Zhou Ji and Yi Xiaochuan had no place to stay for the time being, Lu Gong invited them to stay overnight again. He thought that since he had clearly explained the past of his marriage, Mr. Lu should have dispelled the idea of messing up the mandarin ducks, so he did not reject his kindness, and lived in Lu's mansion with Yi Xiaochuan.
Seeing that it was still early, Yi Xiaochuan, who had just settled down, dragged Zhou Ji out enthusiastically.
Although Pei County is small, it is only compared to the magnificent city of Jiangning, the capital where Zhou Ji once lived.
Looking at the whole Xuzhou, it is actually a relatively big city.
There are people coming and going on the street, and there are small vendors on both sides, which looks very lively.
Ever since crossing the Autumn Harvest Execution Ground, Yi Xiaochuan has been hiding in XZ with Xiang Yu and the others, but he hasn't really visited the ancient bazaar. It felt quite novel for a while, and he looked around and said: "It is said that dog meat in Pei County is famous all over the world, okay? It’s easy to come to the land of dog meat more than 2,000 years ago, so you have to try it.”
"Dogs are so cute, how can they eat dogs?" Zhou Ji looked around boredly, and said that he had traveled through ancient times for nearly a hundred years, and now he misses modern air conditioners, mobile phones, takeaways, and crayfish even more.
Yi Xiaochuan froze in place in a daze.
He was still in 2012 when he crossed, and he couldn't get the memes that only later generations have.
For a while, the gaze towards Zhou Ji was a bit wrong.
Passing through the market, a butcher shop at the intersection of the street came into the eyes of the two of them.
The shop is not big, there are only a few tables, the business is quite satisfactory, and there are only one table of guests sitting in the corner.
Seeing a guest coming in, the boss walked around the stove, tidied up the tables and chairs enthusiastically, and asked with a smile, "What would you two guests have for dinner?"
The boss looks simple and honest, with a kind smile on his face when he talks, and a mustache on the corner of his mouth, he looks like a good old man.
"You are Fan Kuai, right?" Yi Xiaochuan's eyes lit up, looking up and down the "historical figure" in front of him, quite a bit of judgmental style. "Why is it different from my impression?"
"The guest officer knows me?" Fan Kui rubbed his hands a little awkwardly. Pei County said it was not small, but it was not big. In the city and in the countryside, there are so many faces all day long. How do these two people look at each other? pregnancy.
"The boss doesn't care about him." Zhou Ji shook his head, looked at Fan Kuai and smiled, "Cut three catties of dog meat for us, two catties to eat now, and one catty to pack in oiled paper."
"Alright~"
Business came, and Fan Kui turned around with a smile on his face to cook the braised pork.
After a while, two plates of dog meat were brought to the table. When Yi Xiaochuan saw the dog meat, his saliva almost fell down. He didn't care about pulling bamboo chopsticks. He stretched out his hand and wanted to grab it and eat it. Come out and pat him on the shoulder.
"Brother! I finally found it, let's see where you go this time!"
I saw a middle-aged man who also had a mustache, but whose temperament was completely opposite to Fan Kui, went around and sat down beside Yi Xiaochuan.
Yi Xiaochuan wanted to withdraw his hand, but he didn't expect his wrist to be tightly grasped by that person. Looking at the serious expression on the other side, he remembered that he was still wanted by the court.
Yi Xiaochuan, who thought he was recognized by others, pulled the corners of his mouth to fool him, but saw a sudden flash in front of his eyes, followed by a suppressed painful roar from the side.
Yi Xiaochuan leaned back and stood up when the bench fell to the ground, only to find that the man had one hand clinging to the table just now, with a slender bamboo chopstick stuck in the center of the back of the hand, the crimson blood trembling from time to time The wound overflowed.
The man's cold and serious expression instantly collapsed into a pitiful pleading for mercy, and sweat broke out layer by layer from his forehead. He was clearly the victim, but neither his eyes nor his expression showed any dissatisfaction.
"what are you doing!"
Yi Xiaochuan saw Zhou Ji's ruthless attack, he couldn't help being stunned, and stepped forward to ask: "Are you crazy? Why do you want to do it?"
Because I'm so upset.
Zhou Ji didn't answer Yi Xiaochuan's question, but asked in a flat tone, "Do you know who he is?"
"I don't know" Yi Xiaochuan's aura was captured by Zhou Ji, and he turned to look at Liu Bang. Could it be that he is a heinous person?
Zhou Ji smiled, picked up the packed oil paper by the stove and walked away.
Here, seeing Zhou Ji leave, all the begging and pity in Liu Bang's eyes disappeared, replaced by a sinister viciousness hidden deep in the swamp.
Yi Xiaochuan raised his foot and wanted to follow Zhou Ji, but when he saw Liu Bang who was 'unable to extricate himself' nailed to the table, he gritted his teeth and turned around, "Hold on, I'll help you."
Looking at Yi Xiaochuan who was cutting bamboo chopsticks and treating the wound, Liu Bang showed gratitude, and tremblingly cupped his fists, and said very sincerely, "Thanks to my brother for saving me, Liu Bang is very grateful."
"Liu Bang?" Yi Xiaochuan's eyes widened, and he looked at Liu Bang in surprise, looked up and down several times before he couldn't believe it, "Are you really Liu Bang?"
Liu Bang enjoyed Yi Xiaochuan's adoring eyes very much. Although why did the other party suddenly fawn on him, he still patted his chest and said confidently, "Liu Bang, the pavilion chief in Xiasurabaya, does everyone in Pei County know who doesn't know?"
However, as soon as the words fell, I saw a child appearing from nowhere on the street, standing outside the shop, singing a ballad, "Liu Sanye, a third-rate person, who cheated after eating and drinking, there are a thousand households in Pei County, "Nine hundred and ninety-nine"
"So Zhou Ji knows that he is Liu Bang?" Yi Xiaochuan didn't notice what the children were singing at all, and the only thought in his heart at the moment was:
"How could Zhou Ji do this? This is Liu Bang! Liu Bang!"
Thanks for the 100 coin reward from 'Villain Panda',
Thank you for the 100 coin reward from 'The Side Door Trail'.
(end of this chapter)