Chapter 713: Retarded devotional remarks from the mouth of a holy mother bitch

‘Everyone seems to understand everything, but in the end, no one says anything when asked, which is really useless. ’

‘I am a doctoral student in plants, and I have never seen this kind of bamboo. How could it not be there? Wait for me, I'll look through the information. ’

'real or fake? Doctoral student? ’

'What do you think? Do you know how many people are in the live broadcast room now? Even if you say that there are some senior cadres in the live broadcast room now, I dare to believe it! And I believe it deeply. ’

Adams picked up the multi-functional saber, waved it, stepped forward and began to look at which piece of bamboo would be useful, preparing to cut it down and drag it back for use.

Adams turned around and asked: "Chen, what kind of bamboo is easy to use?"

This is not a long-term preparation, just a week or two of camping, anything will do.

“As long as it’s mature, everything else doesn’t matter.”

The two of them did not waste any time and began to cut down the bamboo.

Often Adams failed to cut the bamboo with his sword several times, but when Chen Chu raised his sword and fell to the ground, a bamboo fell to the ground.

Adams turned back repeatedly, feeling that the knife in his hand was no longer fragrant.

Meow, it feels like the knife in his hand is pure trash.

The same knife in Chen Chu's hand can cut a piece of bamboo in one stroke, but in his hand it can't cut off a piece of bamboo with several strokes. This is outrageous.

"Chen, do you have any tips? Cutting bamboo." Adams finally couldn't help but asked.

Chen Chu looked back at him and said, "Come over and see how I cut it."

Adams turned over quickly, and his skills were actually quite strong.

Chen Chu gave him a demonstration. He raised the knife and dropped it hard the next second...

"you try."

Adams picked up the knife: "Hey!"

Come on, it’s still the same.

Chen Chu said speechlessly: "You are not using the right force. Also, you need to use the head of the knife to chop, not the middle of the knife. In addition, you have to chop at an angle, because it is easy to exert force from top to bottom.

It is not easy for you to exert force when cutting flatly. You have never used a knife and it is unstable. "

The barrage in overseas live broadcast rooms was much quieter at this time, and everyone had one thought: learn Kung Fu!

‘Is this the legendary martial arts secret book from the mysterious East? It's so powerful, I feel like I'm so powerful now. ’

‘Don’t pretend to be crooked, guys upstairs. They are full of Internet jokes. They are exposed as soon as you open your mouth, and you are still pretending to be stupid. ’

“Although this technique seems simple, it must be very powerful. Will I be as powerful as Chen after learning it?” Actually I want to learn that tree climbing technique. ’

‘Hey, the foreigner upstairs... Ahem, friend, that’s called the gecko wall-walking technique. Even if Chen Chu is willing to teach you, you won’t be able to learn it in just a few decades of hard study and practice. ’

‘You do three-nine exercises in the winter and three days in the summer. You get up early every day to meditate and practice one breath, practice basic skills, and work **** your muscles and bones. Are you sure you can bear it?

Moreover, perverts like Chen Chu are still in the minority. At least there is such a real one in our country. Climbing a tree is like a gecko swimming on a wall. I have never seen it before. ’

‘But why do you have to say that I can’t learn? Are you worried that I will learn your Kung Fu skills? ’

‘…’

‘Learn, learn, who can learn from you, just learn, you can learn. ’

‘Your tone seems... strange. ’

'Hahaha! It's not weird, dear. ’

Adams has also drank a lot of marrow cleansing springs recently. After Chen Chu told him some very simple knife postures, he took advantage of the situation and made a slash.

Unexpectedly, the bamboo was cut directly with one knife.

This moment made the people in the live broadcast room crazy, shouting about Chinese Kung Fu.

 Chen Chu also didn't expect that Adams was actually quite talented. He just pointed out his posture when using the knife, but didn't mention it at all when it came to ancient martial arts skills such as exerting force and force.

But I didn’t expect Adams to learn very quickly.

I also learned how to use simple waist and leg exercises.

“Chen, how did I do?” Adams looked at the fallen bamboo excitedly and asked, “I feel like my knife is almost as good as yours.”

Oh, you are not even a three-legged cat, but your posture has swelled like this?

Chen Chu glanced at him, and with enough strength, he pressed the handle of the knife and threw it out. The knife flew around in a circle, and then flew back.

Chen Chu reached out to catch it and shook it casually, as if he had thrown away something.

This may be the first time that Chen Chu has used ancient martial arts. In the past, he always left it in the skill bar and ate dust.

This was not something Chen Chu clicked through the proficiency panel, but was rewarded by the convulsion system.

If the skills of ancient martial arts are divided by proficiency skill levels, it should be LV7, which Chen Chu has not clicked yet.

His current highest level skill is LV6.

Because the level of ancient martial arts in the proficiency panel is none.

This is the first time Chen Chu has seen a skill that cannot be upgraded. Has it reached the top directly?

Furthermore, this ancient martial art does not seem to be a killing technique. It has something similar to internal strength. Except that there is no distinction between bright strength and dark strength, it is the same as the national martial arts in fantasy novels.

Easy to use, but very cumbersome and not as good as Psychokinesis, so Chen Chu has always left it in the skill bar to eat dust.

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Facing a spinning knife thrown by Chen Chu, Adams didn't know why, but he still exclaimed: "Wow, Chen, what are you doing? Are you performing a spinning knife? It's so cool, can you teach me how to do it?" ?”

When Chen Chu just took action, he seemed to hear some noises. Was it a faint whistling sound?

Come on, this is super cool!

But as soon as he finished speaking, there were several clicking sounds, and several large and small bamboos growing closely together fell down.

Adams was stunned for a moment, looked at the fallen bamboo, and then at the bamboos with smooth cross-sections: "!"

“Walter? Chen? Can I learn this? This is so cool!”

“I know that your country attaches great importance to this aspect, but I can become a disciple, Master!”

Chen Chu: “…”

No need to!

At this time, in China, the teeth of Wei Guozhong and Chen Baijia were almost broken! Does this Adams want to become a disciple? He is a drunkard and does not care about drinking!

‘This is definitely the legendary Chinese Kung Fu! ’

‘Before, cutting bamboo could be said to be a skill. How do you explain the spinning knife just now? Why doesn't the rotary knife bounce back when it hits bamboo?

He even cut the bamboo into pieces! ?

The most important thing is...why can this knife fly back?

Why is the initial force exerted on it not consumed? Why can I fly back after cutting off the bamboo?

Oh, this is not scientific! Where does its power come from? ’

‘This is definitely Kung Fu! ’

“Anyone who has gone to school will know how unscientific this is, and it violates the basic rules of physics. ’ ˆ ˆ ‘This is definitely the Kung Fu of the mysterious East. I knew they must know Kung Fu! See, I was right! ’

‘You can’t afford to offend the Chinese people. You never know whether the Chinese people you meet are good at kung fu. ’

‘This is a mysterious Chinese man, I like him, he is so cool, he is shining. ’

‘I have a question now, why doesn’t the government deal with him? Why not study him and see why he has such abilities?

If research understands why he has such an ability, then all human beings will also have such an ability!

Isn’t this a good thing? This is making a contribution to humanity! ’

“I think it would be great if Chen Chu could contribute his method. All mankind will be grateful for his contribution. Besides, it won’t cost him anything, right?”

After all, he has already learned this magical ability, and teaching the method will not affect his own ability. ’

Suddenly, a lot of retarded remarks about the Holy Mother appeared on the barrage. If this were in China, there would be many people angrily criticizing such people for their retarded ideas.

Because they know very well what kind of character this kind of person is, and it is not an exaggeration to say that they are the most selfish and disgusting villains.

This kind of people will only stand on the high ground of justice and morality and ask others to do this and do that. They are high-sounding and ask others to pay.

But they never think about what kind of compensation they need to give to this person after asking others to pay.

In other words, this compensation is also a kidnapping in their mouth, kidnapping other people to pay the compensation.

And they just have to sit back and enjoy their achievements.

Chinese people have experienced many such things. Coupled with the popularization of education and national propaganda, few people will have such a deformed outlook on life.

Even if there were, many people would come out to refute and denounce this view.

But it is different abroad. What foreign countries practice is happiness education, lack of common sense in life and moral corruption, and their countries will never guide these.

For their country, the unenlightened (or distorted) people are better cattle and horses, as long as they provide labor force.

As for scientific research strength? Of course it depends on the children of the elite and the implementation of immigration policies.

The high-end talents that other countries have worked so hard to cultivate have been bought by them with some "currency" that actually has little value.

It is for this reason that they do not need to rely on the wisdom of the people at all, so they implement happy education and distort the people's three views.

As a result, all kinds of monsters and monsters are rampant abroad.

This is also the reason why we can see many people with strange views abroad.

A poor brain will make people stupid.

This is also reflected in our country.

For example, in some remote and remote places, there are always many weird and outrageous people appearing.

Because of what? The people's wisdom is not yet enlightened! They didn't receive a decent education.

This point has begun to be gradually eliminated in the increasingly popular education.

But it is different abroad, and it is because of this that the ignorant remarks in the live broadcast room are so popular.

There is not even a driving force of capital or politics, which shows how ignorant these people are.

You should know that even mathematics is not fully popularized abroad... some people don’t even understand simple oral arithmetic and mental arithmetic.

Very quickly, this bizarre and outrageous view appeared on Twitter and quickly became popular.

Many netizens came to hear the news and left messages below to express their support.

There are many people who have already left messages below and made arrangements to march. Yes, they will march in front of their state governments, hoping that the government can see their needs.

and meet their needs.

The Chinese who have studied abroad were immediately confused. They may not like Chen Chu, or they may not be patriotic, but they do not allow the culture that belongs to their country in a broad sense to be forced to send out in this way.

This can make them feel sick and depressed.

? No, I know people in the Free Country are weird, but don’t be so weird, okay? Ask others to hand over their belongings? For humanity? Laughed.

You are simply hopeless! It’s simply outrageous! ’

“But this is for human beings. If all human beings master this ability, will human evolution still be a problem? ’

‘You are simply stupid! If you were forced to hand over your belongings, would you be willing? ’

‘Of course, I am willing, as long as it is for human beings! …But I don’t have that ability, so there’s nothing I can do. ’

‘Okay, okay, you don’t have it, so you can be generous, right? What if this is the case, you have a thousand dollars, and there is a poor homeless man who needs your help. He needs this thousand dollars very much.

He needs to celebrate his daughter’s birthday and buy a birthday cake.

He also needs to buy some clothes for his wife, and also wants to feed the whole family delicious food on this beautiful summer day.

But he is short of money. Are you willing to give this thousand dollars to this homeless man?

Don't be in a hurry to answer, because I can help you find such a homeless person. There are many such people, and I think they all need your help.

As long as you contribute one thousand US dollars, their difficulties can be solved. ’

‘No, no, no, this is different! ’

‘No, it’s the same! ! Their needs are even more urgent and needy than yours! So, what's your answer? Please give me your answer and apply as my friend. I will find you later. ’

‘No, I won’t give money to a homeless person. This is my money. Why? ’

If it's just a few words of praise, of course he can talk about it casually, but this is not a word of praise, but something that really requires him to pay for it.

Even the person opposite was ready to add him as a friend, and it seemed like he was coming to find him, but of course he refused.

‘Then why should Chen Chu? This is his thing. ’

‘But it’s not the same, this is for humanity! ’

‘It’s the same! This is basically the same thing! You said you asked Chen Chu to teach the method for mankind, but why can't you give a thousand dollars to a poor person? ’

‘This is not the same at all, I will not pay my money for a bum, a dirty **** has nothing to do with me! ’

‘Then what does Chen Chu have to do with you? ’

If you can be persuaded, then you are not a virgin bitch.

The reason why the word "bitch" is added to the word "Bitch" is because he is shameless and disgusting.

Their Holy Mother is just for their own benefit.

It's like you can never wake up a person who is pretending to sleep.

So, although some sane people have refuted these retarded remarks, such remarks are still rampant on the Internet.

There is no intention of reducing it at all.

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On the island, Chen Chu perfunctoryly bothered Adams who wanted to become his disciple. Did he become his disciple? Isn't this a joke?

What is there to be a disciple of? reject!

Adams didn't want to become a disciple to learn kung fu, he just wanted to have a closer relationship with Chen Chu. (End of chapter)

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