Chapter 877 Pig nose with green onions
"Hahaha, I would like to admit defeat." The old man was in a good mood.
As long as he can get his enemies down, everything is easy to talk about.
"Then you have to promise in front of my father that you can't retaliate against me when I was young. After all, it's not good to lose to the juniors. You think about it later, and you're upset. Send a few more women like this to defile me." clean."
Yu Jingting made a gourd shape with his hands.
"You are really thick-skinned, tsk." The fourth master scorned, they are both the fathers of the two children, where did he get his innocence?
"What do you know? I'm a macho man in hardcover, and I'm full of yang, which is reserved for my daughter-in-law. If other women approach me, it will tarnish my innocence, right, daughter-in-law?"
"Ah, yes, yes, you are right." Suizi has never been hypocritical when it comes to the defense of cucumbers.
"Of course I will do what I promised." The old man picked up his teacup and took a sip.
"I advise you to think twice. This kid is not a good cake. It's too late for you to regret it now. I'll beat him up for you and it's over. If you can't do it if you promise him, he can turn your family upside down." Fourth Master These words are more or less green tea.
Suozi glanced at her father-in-law gratefully, well done!
The old man wants to save face, how could he stand up to fourth master's prodding him like this?
Sure enough, the old man gave fourth master a contemptuous look.
"Look at your stingy virtue! Tell me, what do you like, and grandpa will bring it to you next time."
Fourth Master sneered, hehe, this old man has never suffered from the two little brats, and he has never experienced the beatings of the little brats!
Yu Jingting smiled brighter and brighter.
"Why don't you bring it to me, grandpa? I have to go there next month. I can just bring it back by myself."
"Success, that's it."
"You are my grandfather, so we won't sign and sign. Gentlemen's agreement, high-five, come." Yu Jingting raised the old man's hand before he could react, and clapped it as fast as possible.
Suizi shouted at the side: "Li Cheng~"
The old man was at a loss, look at fourth master, what are these two children doing?
Fourth Master shrugged, what are you playing? Play the old man game.
The two **** teamed up, not only cheating outsiders, but also fooling their own family members.
The old man was tricked by these two boys, and he still didn't know it.
Fourth Master looked at the old man who was smiling like a flower, and silently told him to light the wax. He didn't know if the old man would still be smiling next month.
Facts have proved that not only can't laugh, but also almost shot Yu Jingting, a shameless person.
If Jin Nan didn't stop him, the old man would really follow Yu Jingting in 1v1 live pk.
This is something.
At present, the interests of all parties have reached a consensus, and the atmosphere is harmonious.
The old man spent a few days in Beijing and went back satisfied.
Before leaving, Suizi solemnly gave him a small rectangular box, saying that it was for the old man to "ward off evil spirits", and let the old man carry it with him in the next few years to ensure safety.
After the fortune-telling incident, the old man believed in the words of Suizi, a fake and shoddy god.
Twenty-four hours later, the old man who was still dangling in the car went to wash his hands, and religiously opened the box that was said to be able to report his safety.
Inside is a folding fan with bamboo ribs, which looks ordinary. The old man even found that the pendant of the fan is still made of plastic, which is very cheap!
He opened it full of confusion, and there were a few big characters written in calligraphy on it, which were Suizi's calligraphy: Pure heart and few desires
Under these four huge characters, there is a line of extremely small characters, which cannot be seen clearly with the naked eye.
The old man is in the jade business, and he always has a magnifying glass by his side. When he took it out and looked at it like this, his nose almost turned out of breath.
Calligraphy that is smaller than a grain of rice, you need a magnifying glass to see clearly: it is unhygienic to mess with the relationship between men and women
Yu Jingting and his wife, the man is Ming Huai, and the woman is Lie Ersai. How did these two get together? The old man couldn't laugh or cry when he saw the word with special meaning.
In Lao Yu’s study room, Suizi was wearing a white satin retro long-sleeved dress, holding a magnifying glass in one hand and a writing brush in the other, holding her breath, and writing carefully.
Yu Jingting squatted beside him, eating Qiuli, and the two children followed his example, squatting beside him, one on the left and the other on the right.
"Dad, why does Mom use a magnifying glass to write?" Bobo asked.
"Why does mom wear white clothes and write black water characters? Grandma will be fierce." After all, ink is called black water.
Last time she saw tassels playing tie-dye and found it very interesting. While the adults were taking a nap, she slipped to the study by herself, picked out a silk scarf made of tassels, tied it with a rubber band, and then poured a whole bottle of ink into the basin. Throw the tied ball in.
A young child made a tie-dyed silk scarf by hand, and that's how he got it.
I have to admire Luoluo's memory and hands-on ability. I only watched Suizi make it once, and I memorized all the steps, which is almost a perfect replica.
Wang Cuihua will never forget that when she woke up from a nap, her precious granddaughter, covered in ink, stood beside her bed, smiling congratulating her face, and holding up her little hand covered in ink, with an unknown black object on it.
Behind Xiaowa, small black flowers bloomed on the beige floor tiles.
The value of Suizi's silk scarf plummeted after Xiaowa's psychic operation.
From the short-sought goods that ordinary people can’t buy with a few months’ salary, they have become big rags thrown on the roadside that dogs would hate.
Wang Cuihua wiped the floor all afternoon to clean it up. If Yu Tiegen dared to act like a monster when he was a child, he would have already whipped the soles of his shoes.
But he really couldn't do anything to his precious granddaughter, so he picked up Yu Jingting who was lying in the rocking chair in the yard and took a nap, and roared together.
After the silk scarf whose value plummeted was dried in the sun, it was treasured by tassels.
She is going to wait for her daughter to grow up and get married, and use this loving silk scarf as a dowry at the bottom of the box.
After this incident, Luoluo had some psychological shadows on Moji.
"Grandma taught you not to wear white clothes and do dirty things."
"The characters written by your mother were used by ancient scholars to cheat and make cheat sheets. Are you wearing white clothes? It's her pig's nose with green onions in it."
Suizi's hand holding the brush shook, and the micro-book that had already written half a page was broken.
"Yu Jingting! Get out! When I practice Weishu, don't make trouble!"
Suizi recently learned a kind of calligraphy from her father, which is a test of kung fu, which is the rice-grain-sized characters she uses to annoy the old man.
This is miniature calligraphy, which needs to be written with a magnifying glass. The hands must not shake at all, and the attention needs to be highly concentrated. It is especially suitable for people with high mental work like Suizi and Fan Huang to temper their temper.
In order to increase her chances of success, Suizi deliberately wears white clothes, because if she doesn’t pay attention to her clothes, she will get them on.
Everything is ready, never thought that Yu Tiegen would be an extra troublemaker, as soon as he opened his mouth, Suizi's previous efforts were wasted.
My relatives practice Weishu. As we all know, my father painted peonies with fine brushwork. Then the two old men dissed each other. My uncle said that peonies are too vulgar, and ordinary people like them. My father told us earnestly and earnestly that Weishu was used by scholars in ancient times to write cheat sheets, and it was not on the table, tsk tsk.
(end of this chapter)