Chapter 61 is really exciting
These days, the broadcasting in the village is too exciting.
Not only did Li Youcai review regularly, but Yu Jingting also sent blessings on behalf of the whole village from time to time. Suizi also came here.
The village chief's face was almost as dark as that of a baked potato, and it was terrifyingly dark.
"Hello, folks of Wangjiaweizi, I will give you a common tracing question in elementary school."
Chase your uncle ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, stay away from the microphone! The village chief roared in his heart.
I didn't dare go over to pull the tassels, after all, this is a live broadcast.
"Xiao Jiao moved forward from the main road at a speed of 60 meters per minute, and Dagen chased after him at a speed of 300 meters per minute after 2 minutes. How long will it take to catch up?"
Pray he's nearby to hear.
Fearing that Yu Jingting would not understand, Suizi was quick to wit and performed a unique skill.
Whistle.
What I played was the theme song of the hit island drama "Manhunt".
The tassels blew for two minutes.
Pity her small mouth, she has been overused recently, the crack at the corner of her mouth has not healed, and she has whistled for so long regardless of her image, her cheeks hurt from whistling.
The village chief was dumbfounded.
Suizi was completely taken over by Lao Yu's family?
The most talented woman in the Wang family, blowing hooligan whistles on the radio? ! !
The horror of the effect is like jumping up and dancing a circle dance to the village head in an iron basin with potatoes.
Suizi didn't know if Yuan Changgui and Liu Lamei could hear it. Even if their IQs heard it, there was a high probability that they wouldn't be able to understand it.
It doesn't matter if Yuan Changgui understands, it's best to deter him and dispel his thoughts of silence.
Liu Lamei is indeed a slut, but the crime does not deserve death.
Suizi tried her best to turn the tide, hoping that Yu Jingting's IQ would be online at the critical moment, so she could understand her hint.
Yu Jingting's IQ is definitely higher than ordinary people, he just doesn't want to put his mind on reading.
He went back to his ancestral home in his previous life, and he drove a luxury car with a b mark, and his career was as good as a b mark.
Please, Yu Jingting. Read her hints!
"Suizi, what are you doing here?" The village chief finally recovered from the horror of the talented girl whistling.
"It's okay." Suizi stood up and walked out, walked to the door and turned around, and said to the village chief with a dark face, "Master, your potatoes are mushy."
"!!" It's not because you came to make trouble!
The village chief lifted the basin with great grief.
Fortunately, there is no paste, and it will be cooked soon.
"Master, let me make a calculation, today is not suitable for eating potatoes."
"Let's go! Let's go! What's wrong with learning, you have to learn how to count like your mother-in-law, hey, my potato."
The village chief took a deep breath to cover up his tears, feeling distressed at the burnt potatoes.
"Sister-in-law, you—" Jiaojiao saw the tassels coming out, and hesitated to speak.
Tiaozi waved her hand.
"Trust your brother's IQ." If he can't understand that math problem, then he should understand after she played "Hunt" for two minutes.
"I think my brother will be angry?"
The code name Da Gen can blow up her brother's little hairy bun.
The people in the village call him Tiegen and he beats them up. If my sister-in-law has such an ugly nickname, will she really not be beaten?
"What happened to Dagen? I didn't call him Daluo."
Tiaozi touched the opening at the corner of her mouth, and said to herself, isn’t it just a big root, it’s still a big root! It's not wrong to give him a nickname.
Jiao Jiao took a deep breath.
From the moment she heard Suizi whistle, sister-in-law was different in her heart.
It was getting dark, Suizi didn't bring Jiaojiao home, but stood at the door of the studio, watching the direction Liu Lamei left.
The village chief watched through the glass while baking potatoes.
He asked Suizi and Jiaojiao to come in to enjoy the fire, but Suizi refused.
Seeing that the potatoes were about to ripen again, the village head lifted the iron basin, and with his hands trembling with excitement, he put on his gloves and picked up the fragrant baked potatoes.
The fire is just right, burnt but not mushy. After breaking apart, the surface is sandy, and the aroma instantly fills the nasal cavity.
The village head curled up the corners of his mouth. This is a person with decades of experience in baking potatoes, who can master the heat. It is a taste of his hometown that he will never tire of eating.
After blowing, I will take a wonderful bite when it cools——
"Here we come!!" Suizi cheered, successfully yelling the village head into a tizzy.
"Master! Come out quickly!" Suizi shouted.
The village chief stared at the baked potato in his hand, saying that he had to have a bite of everything!
"Master! Jingting has caught the thief! Come quickly!"
The village head trembled, and the baked potatoes fled to the embrace of the earth in a bold and unrestrained shape.
Suizi looked ahead with tears in her eyes.
In front of us, there was a huge group of people, like black clouds pressing down on the city, someone with a flashlight in their hand to illuminate them, and the most stylish one walking in front was Yu Jingting.
He had one hand in his pocket, an unlit cigarette dangling from his mouth, and the other hand rested the ax on his shoulder.
Although this action is suspected of deliberately posing to be cool, in the eyes of Suizi, it is the most beautiful scenery in the world.
Behind Yu Jingting, there are his two younger brothers. What's funny is that these two are carrying a stick, and a person is tied under the stick.
When slaughtering pigs in winter, the pigs are tied in this way, with the four hooves facing upwards.
But now the ones **** are people.
That man's mouth was gagged and listless, it was Yuan Changgui!
There is also a gong beating next to it, knocking twice and shouting a few more times, the thief has been caught~ Come and see~
No one is better at creating momentum than Yu Jingting.
When he did this, all the people in the village came to see it, and many people from neighboring villages also came.
The scene is big enough.
Those who arrived at the scene will remember it vividly decades later.
The village chief couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, this?
Suizi walked quickly to Yu Jingting.
She wanted to say that he was doing really well, that he was like a hero.
But his throat seemed to be stuffed with cotton. Seeing his angry face, before he could speak, the circles of his eyes turned red.
Yu Jingting was smoking a cigarette, and reached out to touch her small lips.
"It's pretty good at blowing."
That little whistle made his heart itch.
Suizi laughed through tears.
This is a code word that only the two of them can understand. He is telling her that he understood her hint to arrest people.
"Aren't you hurt?"
Yu Jingting snorted, and compared the smoke on his mouth in a whisper.
The little brother next to him hurriedly took out the match and lightened his hand.
Tiaozi took the matchbox and struck a match.
This is...to light his cigarette?
Tsk, this little girl is really seductive when she flatters people. Yu Jingting's eyes darkened.
"I promise you, I will do it." Yu Jingting pretended to be deep, put the cigarette in his pocket, held her little hand, and took the opportunity to touch it.
Don't look at this shameless action, just listen to this sentence, it's so manly, Suizi blushes.
Promised her not to smoke in front of her, he did it, promised her to help catch the bad guys, he did it too.
Now she sees Yu Jingting's own 100-level filter, and feels that the holy Yu Tiegen is almost shining.
Yu Jingting's bad water leaked out.
I want to take advantage of Suizi's good mood to make some requests.
Turning off the lights at night and letting him **** her a few mouthfuls is better than smoking?
An unpleasant voice sounded.
No Responsibility Small Theater:
Tie Gen: The b car I drove in my previous life was a Bugatti
Suizi: My car in my previous life was a b with two wings, a Bentley. The author probably wanted to express that my husband is a very capable man.
Tie Gen laughs: No, she asked me to take you to fly, it’s the kind of bull b that goes to heaven, or why are they all cars with the b logo?
The author passed by with a toothpick in his mouth: If you two can’t get the message and monthly pass, I’ll write it as BYD for you, both of which start with b, it’s not a bad job.
(end of this chapter)