Chapter 556 The more funny rumors spread
No one knows what Versailles literature is at this meeting, Yu Jingting is purely self-taught.
He first used a very impatient tone, expressing a state of "tired to death", and then calmly showed off a wave of babies.
At the meeting, except for Shen Liangyin's dark face, everyone else was shown by Yu Jingting, and they all showed envious eyes.
For a while, the conference room echoed all kinds of flattery praising the factory manager's baby's talent. Yu Jingting pretended to be aggressive, saying, what's the big deal, don't people talk sooner or later?
Still sighing pretendingly, saying that he raised a child without any sense of accomplishment.
"The factory director is in a lot of pain. Tell me, other people's children wet the bed and so on. Your two children know how to urinate since they were very young, making it very difficult for him to experience washing diapers."
Suizi's face was scorching hot, and she silently thanked the organization and the leader in her heart. Thanks to the promotion of Yu Jingting as the factory director, his position is high enough, so no matter how hard he tries to deal with people, no one will fall into sacks.
Otherwise, this kind of blatant self-serving, showing off your baby's excellent products in meetings, will be beaten in a place like Wang's Waizi.
"Those in our factory who are planning to have children are planning to learn from you, and they want to raise such a good child—but the deputy factory manager seems not very happy. Tell me, is it because she can't get married, is it twisted?"
At the end of the elder sister's speech, the topic turned to Shen Liangyin again.
Thanks to the two older sisters who like to be matchmakers, Shen Liangyin's image of "older women who hate married women" spread in the factory.
After several rounds of spreading, the rumor gradually developed into a magical color.
From the very beginning: The deputy factory director has high eyes but low hands and can't get married.
It developed into: the deputy factory manager was jealous of married and pregnant women because he couldn't get married, and deliberately bumped into pregnant female employees in the cafeteria.
Then it changed to: Because the deputy factory manager hated someone better married than himself, he opened an altar at home and had to eat three pig intestines every day for good luck.
The elder sister told Suizi the version of the rumor, Suizi couldn't laugh or cry.
Although she hates Shen Liangyin, these rumors have nothing to do with Suizi.
"Forget about anything else, open the altar and eat three pig intestines. What is the basis and source of this?" Suizi asked.
"It is said that someone saw her nanny, carrying fresh pig intestines back, there must be a fairy who gave her advice!"
"Uh" Suizi can only say that the imagination of the people is really rich.
When I saw the large intestine, I thought so much, and combined with the context, combined with the previous rumors, Shen Liangyin was really wronged.
Suizi could completely imagine Shen Liangyin's mood at the moment.
There is a high probability that Suizi will record all the unlucky things these days on Suizi's head.
According to Shen Liangyin's schemer thinking, maybe he thought Suizi was secretly molesting her.
The weather is getting warmer a little bit, and it will be Ching Ming Festival soon.
For more than a month, Yu Jingting felt tremendous pressure.
He has seen Suizi's strength as a teacher.
She is like a devil every day, staring at the stack of cheats for the college entrance examination that he is learning, and does random checks.
During the peaceful breakfast time, he was sucking on the fragrant porridge, when she suddenly said:
"What is the formula for converting air pressure to altitude?"
Yu Jingting suddenly felt that the big porridge in his mouth had turned into glass stubble, which was tasteless.
"Um."
"Second step, tie the rope to the barometer."
"???"
"The third step is to throw down the barometer tied with the rope, and then measure the length of the rope. This is the height of the building. I just don't have the heart to be a scientist, so what else is Su Zhe doing?"
"Leave scientists alone, if you do scientific research, then there is no hope for our country." Suizi rubbed his head, his way of answering questions that always took an unconventional path, summed up, could write a book.
She has already thought of the title of the book "Complete Jokes"!
It is a huge loss for the comedy circle if Yu Jingting does not join the comedy circle.
Something big happened this month.
Su Zhe was hired by a certain university in the capital under Suizi's strong recommendation, and Fan Huang's credit is naturally indispensable for this.
Su Zhe was reluctant to go at first, he is such a lofty scholar, he was unwilling to use other people's resources.
Suizi told him a truth, so that his lips were broken, but Su Zhe was unwilling.
Finally, Yu Jingting went over with a bottle of Erguotou, and the two brothers locked themselves in the room, murmuring something, and the next day Su Zhe packed his luggage and embarked on a journey to realize his self-worth in life.
Suizi was very curious about how Yu Jingting persuaded Su Zhe, and asked him, but he didn't say anything, Suizi could only resort to a beauty trick.
After blowing enough pillow wind, Yu Jingting, who took advantage of everything, finally gave the answer.
"Actually, the two of us have nothing to do, so we made a bet, whoever peed farther than the other, he lost, so he rolled over to teach."
When he said this, Yu Jingting put his hands on his hips, swaying with pride as if throwing urine.
No matter how Suizi thought about it, he felt that his reason was too outrageous, but he couldn't ask anything else, so he could only acquiesce that what he said was true.
A man is a teenager until he dies, huh.
"Why do you need to measure the height of the building? Isn't that thing on the paper?" Wang Cuihua interjected curiously.
"Hey, the exam questions are all sick. We have also learned some things that we don't need this semester. What about the volume of a rectangle, the volume of a cube, you say volume, isn't the container marked when it leaves the factory? We learn, it's almost—"
Jiaojiao's happy complaints were silenced in the overly gentle eyes of the sister-in-law.
Swallow the phrase "Take off your pants and fart" secretly, and quickly pick up porridge, oh, she is so busy.
"You are asked to learn, not to study the mental state of the questioner. Yu Jingting, if you continue to mess around like this, Jiaojiao will surpass you."
Suizi took a piece of egg to Yu Jingting, let’s make it up, this guy’s brain cells are almost exhausted recently.
"Let's get down to business, should Qingming have to go back to worship ancestors?" Wang Cuihua asked.
Tomb-sweeping Day has the custom of visiting graves. This year is the first Qingming Festival after Yu Shuisheng came back. Wang Cuihua has been debating for a long time whether to go back to the village to worship the ancestors.
Old Yu's family's ancestral grave was about to be blown up by Yu Shuisheng, and the family was unhappy.
But on such a big day, it's not appropriate to pretend not to know.
"If you want to go back, you can go back. I also miss the big kang in the village." Yu Jingting said.
Now, as long as he is not allowed to read the thing written by his wife, he is willing to dig the ground with a hoe.
"Then go back, just take the children for a walk. The ice and snow melted, and the earth warmed up, which is very good."
Suizi's words made the corners of Yu Jingting's mouth rise, but immediately after, he couldn't laugh anymore.
(end of this chapter)