Chapter 52 Damage to Super God
Suizi's eyes were tightly covered by Yu Jingting, and she couldn't see anything.
Just listen to Wang Fenfang's high-decibel scream.
"Ah! Wintersweet?!"
Yu Jingting watched Li Youcai pull up his pants blushing, and then let go of the hand that blocked Suizi's eyes.
Shake Li Youcai's eyes with a flashlight and whistle.
"Isn't this the younger one? Why are you with Liu Lamei?"
Li Youcai has been in a daze all the way.
He didn't even figure out what was going on.
No matter how stupid a person is, he will understand after seeing this scene.
Li Youcai gritted his back teeth and looked in Yu Jingting's direction. He was highly myopic and couldn't see clearly, so he could only tell from his voice that it was a street sneaker.
"Village Chief, Yu Jingting was responsible for all this!"
Yu Jingting spread his hands.
"I'm at home learning Tang poetry with my wife. I don't care if you go into the grove with Liu Lamei? Then the woman who is buried, her neck is all cracked like a black axle (Note 1), and you are the only one who can bite her mouth-哕( yue)!"
The last disgusting sound can be said to be very vivid.
Liu Lamei made a big red face, and Li Youcai also felt a little disgusted.
"Dazhi Erkui, Tiegen asked you to catch him?" The village chief looked at the Yang brothers.
The people surnamed Yang in this village are all relatives, and the village head is somewhat distantly related to the two brothers. Regardless of what happened to the scene in front of him, the village head wants to blame Yu Jingting.
The Yang brothers shook their heads in unison.
"Who is Tie Gen?" The boss called Yu Jingting.
The village chief understood at a glance that it was Yu Tiegen who was not a good guy!
Suizi guessed from the village chief's expression that he would definitely greet the eighteenth generation of Yu Jingting's ancestors.
The village head is afraid of causing trouble, so he is eager to carry out the golden mean to the end.
It's great to live in peace on the surface.
This kind of rhythm of catching a bad guy a day is definitely an unbearable burden in life for the village chief.
If the Yang brothers said that Yu Tiegen was instigating, the village head would be able to get along with Xi Ni, treat this matter as a personal grievance, just stir up a few random words and it's over.
But the Yang family brothers refused to admit it, so the village head could only take out his cigarette bag and pot angrily, and glared at Li Youcai angrily.
"My daughter is still a big girl with yellow flowers, what, what's wrong with this!" Wang Fenfang rolled her eyes and immediately realized that this is an opportunity!
Liu Lamei's failed blind date dealt a heavy blow to the couple.
Liu Lamei is now like the meat that will soon rot with maggots. If you don't sell it quickly, it will stink at home. I'm afraid it will be difficult to marry in the future.
Although Li Youcai was a bit poor and didn't meet Wang Fenfang's criteria for choosing a son-in-law, but now things are rushing together, anyway, Li Youcai is a technical secondary school student, so let's marry his daughter.
Liu Lamei quickly lowered her head and said shyly:
"According to mother's wishes."
Yu Jingting took out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket, and the tassels took it over, nibbling the melon seeds and waiting to see the follow-up.
Li Youcai's face turned green.
"Master, I was wronged!"
The village head's face turned cloudy when he heard Wang Fenfang say that he married Liu Lamei to Li Youcai.
This kind of stinky meat, although it is a bit disgusting to digest internally in the village, it is better than spreading it out.
There are young unmarried youths in Yangtun who are acting blindly. This is because the village chief’s management is not in place!
"Li Youcai! You have to recognize the situation! Why didn't you think so much when you took off your pants? Now your only way out is to marry Liu Lamei back!"
Li Youcai didn't stick around.
Others can do well when they are reborn, and if he becomes the CEO and marries a beauty like Suizi, why can he only marry Liu Lamei once in his rebirth?
"Master, Lamei and I are really not the kind—"
"Brother Youcai~ It's all like this, just admit it, I don't think you are poor." Liu Lamei looked at Li Youcai affectionately.
Suizi was covered in goosebumps by her cute "Brother Rich", and the melon seeds were no longer fragrant.
"When she called Yuan Daye during the day, she was also Brother Daye~ Yuan Daye almost ran away after hearing the shoes." Yu Jingting, the leader of the atmosphere group, spoke at the right time.
In a word, the atmosphere of the audience was adjusted to the highest point.
Li Youcai was completely disgusted.
He has been strategizing since the day he was reborn, and he only wants to repent and become a good man, just to marry Suizi.
After a lot of hard work, Suizi's hair didn't touch, but she provoked such a woman with a head full of dandruff and a neck like a black axle? !
Li Youcai knows exactly what Liu Lamei is.
She can coquettishly call herself Brother Rich today, and call another man Brother tomorrow, as long as she is a man, a woman who is so sweet and smelly that she will be dragged into the nest.
Such a dirty thing, he is 10,000 people who don't want it.
Li Youcai jumped up from the ground, pointed in the direction of Yu Jingting and Suizi and cursed:
"Yu Tiegen, you plotted me!"
"Yes, I plotted against you and asked you to date Liu Lamei. I even controlled your spirit and made you take off your pants."
Yu Jingting spread out his hands, causing the people around him to roar with laughter.
When it comes to the atmosphere, he has always been the king.
Li Youcai was completely enraged, he stood up and pointed at Yu Jingting and cursed non-stop.
Father, mother, human body organs, whatever is ugly.
Yu Jingting unhurriedly took out a few peanuts from his pocket, threw them with his hands, and then took them with his mouth, unmoved.
Suizi frowned unhappily, very angry.
The same swearing, but Yu Jingting's swearing is much more pleasing to the ear.
Besides, he seldom swears at people with such nasty words. In Suizi's memory, he scolded Li Youcai only once, and that was because Li Youcai was too cheap and deserved to be treated in such a vulgar way.
Other times, Yu Jingting prefers to insult people with words without profanity. Usually, she just thinks that he insults people like a stand-up comic, but today, compared with Li Youcai, Li Youcai is simply a scum.
Swearing at people is so ugly.
When it came to this kind of confrontation, Suizi couldn't keep up with her mouth, and when Li Youcai scolded Yu Jingting, she became angry, looked around and started looking for Brick.
When the mouth can't keep up, you can only use bricks.
Yu Jingting stuffed a tassel with a peanut, and said to the tassel calmly:
"See how my brother will show you how to deal with the mad dog-style low-level scolding."
In Jingting's heart, there is a complete system of swearing!
From low to high, to deal with people of what level, use the corresponding level of curse.
Suizi gasped, in the field of "national quintessence", she was far behind!
Li Youcai scolded in one breath until his brain was hypoxic.
Yu Jingting turned his head and saw Li Youcai's old lady running towards this side, Yu Jingting waved enthusiastically:
"Aunt Li! Where was your dog brought back from? It's good at barking!"
In one sentence, it killed Li Youcai's large set of organs and ancestor greetings just now.
Yu Jingting put one hand on his waist, and hooked Li Youcai with the other hand, as if beckoning a dog.
"Give uncle a few more barks in the same way you just did. Good bark, uncle rewards you with two meaty bones."
Suizi Xingxing looked at Yu Jingting, this guy is so bad, so bad!
Note 1: The dirt on the neck due to long-term non-washing is a historical product of a specific period, and it is difficult to see it now that the sanitary conditions are good. Those who are particularly interested can try to experience it without bathing or washing their necks for a month. You are welcome. I am such a warm-hearted author.
(end of this chapter)