Chapter 350 Second Master Liu and Second Grandma Pig
Tiaozi, who was hiding behind the building materials, watched the figure sneak into the courtyard, poking around furtively.
Suizi held her breath and focused on the ground. Fortunately, there was a shadow.
If there is a shadow, then it is not a ghost or a fairy, but a person.
Who comes to her new house at night?
Could it be that they want to steal building materials?
Suizi saw that person slipping in, getting closer and closer to her.
Suizi can feel without turning her head that Yu Jingting, who is holding her arms, is in a state of high excitement.
When Yu Jingting saw the thief, it was as if Wang Cuihua wanted to dance to the gods. Every cell was ready to move, ready to fight with others.
Preventing Yu Jingting from fighting is like preventing Wang Cuihua from dancing the Great God.
In the past, Yu Jingting could toss and toss **** the bed, venting his energy that had nowhere to rest.
Since Da Suizi was seven months pregnant, she has been holding back, until now, half a year later, her eyes are green.
After he became the section chief, no one asked him to fight. There was no place to spread his energy. Suizi woke up early and found that he had a huge pimple on his forehead, which was probably suppressed.
Now someone has taken the initiative to send it over, is that okay?
Thinking of this, Suizi is not only not afraid, but also a little sympathetic to the unlucky guy who delivered it to her door.
I only hope that this unlucky **** is just curious to come and walk around, don't take anything, and retreat quickly.
Unfortunately, this uninvited guest did not receive Suizi's brain waves.
Sneakily entered the courtyard all the way and stopped in front of the building materials pile.
"Hehe, if you want to live in my house, it depends on whether you have the fate!" The man said to himself.
Tail saw through the seams of the building materials that he had taken a bag. The bag was constantly wriggling, and there were living things in it.
Judging from the wriggling shape, it should be a snake.
Suizi had goosebumps all over her body, she was afraid of these things.
"Throwing a few snakes in will not scare you to death!" The man took out his pocket knife and tried to pry open the door.
Suizi was so frightened that she wanted to grab Yu Jingting's skirt, and stretched out her little hand, grabbing a lonesome.
Yu Jingting's figure flashed, and over the tassel, there was a silk bag picked up from the ground in his hand.
The intruder was still concentrating on prying open the door, not noticing that there were more people behind him.
Yu Jingting showed his superb sacking skills.
Pants!
The sack fell from the sky and just hit the man's head.
The man screamed in fright.
"Ah!! Who!!"
"I am the second master of the Liu family!" Yu Jingting choked his throat and made a sharp voice.
"Liu, the second master of the Liu family?!"
The fairies in the north all call themselves "some master" and "some milk".
For example, Grandma Hu Fourth is the fourth eldest vixen in the family.
Uncle Bai, the oldest hedgehog spirit.
Yu Jingting called himself the second master of the Liu family, that is, the second-ranked snake spirit.
"What are you doing with my snake son and grandson?" Yu Jingting clasped the man's hand behind his back. The man's head was covered by a sack and he couldn't see it.
For a moment, I really couldn't tell whether it was a human or a fairy who was holding him.
"The Immortal Family, please spare me! I have no malicious intentions!"
"No malice to you baba! Tell me! Why did you put snakes in this house?"
"I, I, I just pass by casually, let it go casually."
"Screw your fart! How dare you lie in front of the second master? Let me count."
Suizi knew that he was pretending, but she still got goosebumps from being frightened by his supernatural words.
Not to mention the unlucky guy with the sack on him.
"You're lying! This house has a history with you! You came here on purpose!" Yu Jingting used the man he just heard talking to himself to provoke him.
When the man heard this, his knees softened and he wanted to kneel down.
Yu Jingting was still clasping his arms behind his back, knelt down halfway and couldn't get down, and kept saying that the old fairy spared his life.
"What is the purpose of your coming here? You didn't tell the truth! How dare you lie to Mr. Liu, and you will get sores all over your body!"
"Old fairy, spare me! I say, I say! I am the grandson of this family."
"Blind chicken said, I don't have such a disappointing grandson like you." Yu Jingting curled his lips.
This is the greatest humiliation to his son!
This house is his now, and this guy claims to be his grandson, so isn't that his son's son?
If Bobo grew up and gave birth to such a spineless coward, Yu Jingting felt that he might die of anger.
"This house originally belonged to my grandfather. I just didn't care about others stealing my house, so I thought of catching a few snakes and letting them live there. I didn't mean anything!"
Suizi was so angry when she heard this, she said:
"The snakes have been released, are you not malicious?!"
Fortunately, she and Yu Jingting caught him here at night.
Otherwise, if this nest of snakes enters the house and hides in a corner, and she moves in later, won't she be scared to death when she sees this thing?
"Ah! Why is there a woman?" The man was startled again when he heard a woman's voice.
"That's your second grandma pig, my wife!"
"Pig?" The man didn't respond.
There seems to be no pigs in the Five Immortals?
"This is a wild boar essence that has been cultivated for two hundred years and weighs more than 130 catties. If you don't listen, let her cast spells to crush you to death!"
She just weighed herself today, she lost a little weight, more than 130 catties.
Yu Jingting closely followed the facts, seized the hot spot of his wife's weight loss, and told her about her weight, thinking that this little girl cares so much about her weight, and he praised her so much, why don't she take good care of him when she goes back?
This flattery slapped firmly on the horse's leg.
Suizi ground her teeth in anger.
She decided to go back at night, and first use her weight of more than 130 kilograms to crush Yu Jingting, a wicked thing, to death.
The young couple flirted with each other, but the man whose head was tied couldn't see it, he just thought it was very powerful.
It seems that this fairy family is very good, and the rare and rare monsters like wild boar spirit can be taken down, so it must be very good at Taoism.
"The two immortals will save my life, I will definitely enshrine the brand of the two when I go back, and burn incense and eat vegetarian food during the New Year's festival!"
"Being vegetarian is useless, you have to drink boy's urine, two cups of boy's urine a day, and drink for half a month to ward off evil spirits, otherwise you will be in bad luck!"
Suizi heard that Yu Jingting was fooling people, so she had to hold back her laughter if she wanted to.
During this period, Yu Jingting had to wash two basins of diapers every day, and his resentment towards the boy's urine was too deep.
The man nodded repeatedly in order to survive, let alone a boy pee, he is willing to eat poop.
Yu Jingting saw that it was almost done, and raised his hand to strike the back of his neck. The man's body went limp and he passed out.
Suizi thought that Yu Jingting would give this guy a good beating, because she had already guessed that the excrement in the yard was thrown in by this man.
But no.
Yu Jingting picked up the fainted man and threw him on the road outside a street.
Return after throwing away.
"You just let him go like this?" Suizi asked.
"Well, after becoming a father, my heart has become more and more kind."
"I like men who tell the truth"
If this guy is kind, the sky is about to rain red.
Are you holding bad water?
(end of this chapter)