Chapter 12 is not a good cake
Dark clouds covered the moon.
Yu Jingting stopped, in the dark environment, Suizi's depressed statement became the only voice.
"Wang Fenfang is right, I have a gram in my life, and my horoscope is not very good."
"Thanks to you not being born more than ten years earlier."
"ah?"
"Ten years earlier, your head was full of groundless thoughts and you had to be locked up in a shed. We must believe in atheism."
"." These words came from the son of Tiao Dashen, and they were not convincing.
"My mother has never been happy since she gave birth to me, and people around me always have unfortunate things happen. My dad asked someone to do the math for me, saying that my life is hard to overcome the family."
Suizi was very tough in Chen's fashion, but Wang Fenfang's "fate has restraints" really touched her pain point.
"It's too cheap to smash a piece of glass on him - let's smash the glass in his backyard too." Yu Jingting turned to go back.
"Don't make trouble! I'm telling you the business!" Suizi hammered him.
"What I'm talking about is also serious! Why didn't he ask our old lady to settle the matter? The old lady gave you the calculation before we argued, saying that you, Wangfu Yizi, gave birth to a son who is capable of giving birth to a daughter who is good-looking and smart. Who married you? Who can make a fortune."
"My mother doesn't really know how to count—"
"My mother won't count, but the person your black-hearted father finds will be forgotten? It's not true, why don't you choose a nice letter? As long as your father drinks a lot, who can live happily with him Wake up? I am different. You must be happy every day if you live with me."
While stepping on people, don't forget to blow yourself up.
"But it's true that my chickens and ducks don't lay much eggs. Others' pigs have many babies, but my pigs have one."
A litter of sows can give birth to 5-15 pigs. In contrast, Suizi also feels a little overwhelmed.
"You promise not to beat me, and you won't let me go to the kang. Let me tell you a secret."
"What?"
Yu Jingting made a big decision.
He wants to rot in his stomach, he has a bad image in Suizi's heart, telling her what he has done will make the bad image worse.
But she was so entangled, he couldn't bear to let her continue to be sad, so he could only reluctantly tell her the truth.
"It's not that your chickens and ducks don't lay eggs, but I stole them."
"???"
"It can't be called stealing, it's taking." Taking it without consent is stealing, isn't it taking if the mother-in-law allows it?
Chen Kaide borrowed money and drank big wine all day long, lying around dead when he was drunk, greedy and lazy, and even Suizi and his wife would not be able to eat the eggs when they picked them up. Help the mother-in-law to sell and save some living expenses for Suizi.
"In short, you are definitely not from the Ke family. After you get married, our chickens will lay eggs sooner or later, and you will definitely thrive." Who has a chicken that lays two eggs a day!
"Isn't laying eggs sooner or later because you threw a kick into the chicken coop to scare the chickens to physiological abnormalities? That doesn't matter—when did you steal my eggs?"
"I take the chicken during the day, and I take it at night. After the lights are turned off in your house, the fence is not high, so I just turned it in."
Speaking of stealing eggs, he also summed up a set of rules.
"Observe the cycle. If you pick up the eggs early, the days will gradually pass until the eggs are laid in the evening, and you will have to wait for a while before laying them again."
This set of powerful egg-stealing theory made Suizi grin from ear to ear.
"Why doesn't the dog bark?"
"Dare to call?"
A dog just passed by, Yu Jingting squinted, looked like Li Youcai's dog?
Pick up a rock and throw it at it, and show her how he made the dogs in the village afraid of him.
The dog whined and ran away with its tail between its legs.
Suizi was so shocked that she couldn't find her voice.
The case of the chicken and the dog is solved, and there are only pigs left.
It's been a long time.
"Where's my pig's cub?" Could it be that he stole it and sold it?
"What piggy? What does it look like?"
"Do you know the inside story?"
"I don't know." He's not a person who doesn't talk about loyalty, and he can't do the thing of betraying his mother-in-law even if he is killed.
"Let me recall."
On the day the sow gave birth, Chen Kaide was so drunk that she was sent to live with her grandmother, and her mother delivered the baby.
It is very likely that her mother shipped the cub out to sell, and her mother withheld the money privately.
How can piglets survive without a sow? There must be other sows to feed.
"Let me inquire and see which pigs gave birth at the same time as my family at that time." Focus on checking his family, who made him so guilty.
A drop of cold sweat oozed from Yu Jingting's forehead.
"I can tolerate stealing a few eggs, but absolutely not stealing my piglets."
"It's really not me!"
"Who is that?"
"Hey! Daughter-in-law, look, why is the moon so bright in the sky?" Yu Jingting pointed at the covered moon in the sky and talked nonsense.
"Are you familiar with my mother? You stole eggs and she acquiesced?" the woman with the highest education in Yangtun asked wisely.
"Let's go, go home quickly, I'm hungry!"
Yu Jingting was afraid that she would ask questions, so he strode home with her behind his back.
She asked him to put it down several times, but he refused, so she gave up struggling.
Yu Jingting was wary of her asking about Piggy at first, but Suizi only asked him about other things.
"Do you like corn pancakes or corn bread?"
"White steamed buns." Whether it is edible or not, I like it.
Yu Jingting licked the corner of his mouth when he thought of the one that grew on her body and could not be eaten but could only be gnawed on.
love it.
"Where can I get you white flour?"
"It's white in itself, almost like white flour." He whispered, mainly, tender.
"Then I'll make you cornmeal steamed buns tomorrow." Round steamed buns.
Suozi still doesn't understand some shameless puns.
Yu Jingting swelled up again, feeling extremely beautiful in his heart.
It's rare for a daughter-in-law to get to know him, and he will answer whatever she asks.
He was carrying her behind his back, asking and answering, everyone looked like a newly married couple with a harmonious relationship and a good relationship.
Li Youcai stood in the courtyard, his heart pounding.
The gangster from Lao Yu's family led Suizi back to his mother's house to make trouble. He didn't dare to watch the fun with the villagers, lest he would get angry and suspect him.
That **** Liu Lamei won't confess him, will she?
Li Youcai was worrying, when the family's big yellow dog limped back with its tail between its legs.
Gouzi stood at the door barking towards the street, and Li Youcai followed the barking sound of the dog to look over.
Yu Jingting was walking on the path full of moonlight with tassels on his back. He didn't know what the two of them said, but he could hear the brat's arrogant laughter from such a distance.
Li Youcai spat **** the ground.
"Let you groan for a while, Suizi will not want you sooner or later." He has to think about how he got rid of Liu Lamei, and don't let her drag him down.
Seeing that he was about to get home, Suizi almost asked him about his preferences, and changed the subject.
"Has the price of pork increased?"
"Want to eat? Tomorrow I'll sell needles and threads for you to buy." The man who has been immersed in the tenderness of his wife can't extricate himself.
"The price of pork has risen, so it's expensive to catch piglets, right? Just those piglets in my family, if you sell them now, you can make a lot of money, right? Was it a loss back then?"
"Isn't that right, one of more than ten catties only sold for four yuan-grass!" Careless!
This book is also called "The Years I Persevered in Stealing My Father-in-Law's Eggs", family~ people~, put the bad cakes in the book review section~
(end of this chapter)