Chapter 1020 We are more professional than gangsters
The motorcycle was kicked down by Yu Jingting.
The two thieves in the car were caught off guard and were crushed under the car.
Yu Jingting was really rude, he didn't care if he was injured or not, he just jumped on the motorcycle, bouncing and bouncing.
How can I bear this!
The hairy thief wailed like a pig.
Yu Jingting scolded while jumping: "Your uncle! You chased me, but I didn't get angry. How dare you miss my wife?"
He just wanted to lure the thief away and let Suizi be safe.
But hearing these two guys miss his wife, this is unbearable.
The two robbers are used to being domineering, where have they met such a ruthless character?
One of the robbers felt that his leg was broken, and begged for mercy: "Hero, spare your life, we will give you all our money!"
It’s okay not to mention, but when Yu Jingting jumped again, the iron sheet of the motorcycle made him flatten. Thanks to his good motor nerves, this uneven one can maintain balance.
"Being Lao Tzu is a robbery? Who cares about your dirty money!"
While cursing, Yu Jingting took out a sack and put the two robbers on.
Robber:? ? ?
Is this guy really not a robber? This equipment is more professional than them!
"Are you okay?" Suizi ran over and asked nervously.
Yu Jingting yelled at her.
"It's face-to-face, right? Let you be honest, what are you calling? Thanks to your man, I am reliable. If I am like Zhang Zheng, that useless snack, you have to be beaten?"
As he spoke, he dragged her over and took a bite of her small mouth, killing you little heartless one!
Suizi was bitten by him until she burst into tears, why are you so fierce, isn't she worried about him!
"I believe in your strength so I dare to cooperate with you like this. If you are like Zhang Zheng, that trash who feels too good about himself, can I do this?"
Zhang Zheng and his younger brother, who limped towards this side, had question marks all over their heads. They wanted to come and thank their benefactor.
But why does the benefactor seem to be scolding him?
In the dark, Zhang Zheng looked over from a distance, and saw a man and a woman standing with their backs to them, with patches all over their clothes.
The accent sounds like a northerner, and it's still inexplicably familiar?
Zhang Zheng tried hard to recall, trying to search for information about the benefactor, then heard the couple say again:
"Is Zhang Zheng dead? Shall we take a look?"
"Tsk, you little girl, why do you say such cold words with a body temperature of 36 degrees? You should say, is Zhang Zheng dead? If he is not dead, let's dig a hole and bury him alive!"
Zhang Zheng took a step back in fright, feeling that this couple was scarier than the robbers.
I'm afraid he has just stepped out of the tiger's den and into the wolf's den, right?
Zhang Zheng's younger brother was also very scared. Both of them were injured. Although the gun didn't hit the vital point, one injured his arm and the other injured his leg.
Both of them were trembling, and no one dared to go forward.
Yu Jingting turned his head, looked at Zhang Zheng, who was foolish under the moonlight, and enthusiastically raised his **** at him.
"Yo, that idiot Zhang Zheng can still stand, he's not dead." Yu Jingting said to Suizi.
Suizi nodded, with a fierce look in her eyes.
"Buried alive."
Zhang Zheng's legs went limp, his eyes darkened, and he sat on the ground.
Yu Jingting walked over in the spirit of sympathizing with the weak, and looked down at him.
"It's you?" Zhang Zheng looked at the moonlight and finally saw his benefactor's face clearly.
"It's me, your grandfather! You're seriously injured. Come, I'll give you some medicine." Yu Jingting unbuttoned his pants as he spoke.
Suizi rushed over at a brisk pace, stood in front of him, blushed and said, "What are you doing!"
"A boy's urine cures all diseases, I'll give him some."
"You're an **** boy!!" Suizi frantically covered, hers are all hers, so don't let others see them.
Men don’t even show it!
Yu Jingting bared his teeth, he couldn't completely humiliate Zhang Zheng, a little regretful.
"You are not allowed to use boy urine, then I will change the prescription—Zhang Zheng, have you heard of a magical folk remedy? It is that you lick my feet, and the gunshot wound will heal."
". My head is not flooded! What a **** recipe!!" Zhang Zheng had never seen such a brazen person before today.
"Look at your discoloration (sai three times), do you think I would let you lick it? Who knows if you have foot-and-mouth disease!"
"He has rabies even though he doesn't have foot-and-mouth disease, you can't let him lick it!" Suizi glared at Zhang Zheng.
Zhang Zheng looked at Suizi in disbelief.
It's okay for her to dress up like a village girl, but how can she speak so cruelly?
Chen Hansui in his impression, isn’t it like this?
Where did that lady who knows the book and respects the ceremony go?
How did Zhang Zheng know that Suizi memorized all the words he belittled Jing Ting on the train.
Suizi hated people who said she was a man the most in her life, and whoever said she would hold grudges.
Zhang Zheng's behavior can be said to be crazy dancing in Suizi's minefield, can you give him a good look?
"Let's send these two robbers to the police station. It's unlucky to meet Zhang Zheng, hetui!" Suizi took two steps, turned around, and spat at Zhang Zheng.
Yu Jingting didn't hold back, and burst out laughing.
When did she learn the skill of spitting at each other among the women at the entrance of the village?
Seeing that his wife is so cute, he didn't want to be cruel to Zhang Zheng anymore, so he punched Zhang Zheng a little bit.
Zhang Zhengzheng looked at Suizi with a broken heart, his eyes darkened, and Yu Jingting's iron fist arrived.
One punch gave him a black eye, and when the punch was over, Yu Jingting took a step back and looked at it carefully as if examining a work.
"Asymmetry, that's not acceptable." Yu Jingting muttered, raised his hand, and punched again.
Zhang Zheng's little brother yelled angrily: "How can you do it? Are you saving or harming people?"
After Yu Jingting punched Zhang Zheng into panda eyes, he was refreshed, and he raised his eyelids domineeringly and glanced at his younger brother.
"If you don't want to die, get out of the way, if you are in a hurry, I will beat you together!"
After finishing speaking, he jumped over Zhang Zheng in a harmless but extremely insulting pose, humming a little song:
"You said that Zhang Zheng is poor, calculating, and naive, and he can't hold back a fart. Look at me again, this mighty and majestic guy is a hero~~~~"
Dead people can make him sing alive!
"What kind of song is this? It's the first time I've heard it." Suizi looked at Yu Jingting adoringly. She had learned to swear from him for so many years, but she still couldn't learn his superficiality.
"Splashing water in front of the horse, I think I didn't perform well. If I sing this song and give him some boy urine at the same time, wouldn't it be more appropriate?" Yu Jingting is quite modest.
On the subject of irritating people, he never stopped practicing!
Zhang Zheng felt a sweetness in his throat, spit out a mouthful of blood, his eyes turned dark, and he passed out.
Yu Jingting put the kidnappers in sacks, threw them into a tricycle, and dragged them to the police station together with the injured driver.
It was almost midnight when the work was done, Suizi and Suizi walked out of the police station, Suizi's eyes suddenly lit up.
"I see! What my mother said is that if you meet gold, you will be fierce. You don't mean gambling with stones. Zhang Zheng, isn't Zheng just gold? He's just unlucky. When we meet him, we'll go all the way."
"so?"
"My mother has another sentence, think about it, what is it?" Suizi's eyes were shining.
Gambling Stone Field, here she comes!
(end of this chapter)