Chapter 202 Misunderstanding and Madness
"Stupid Natsume, what's the matter after eating something? You let me go? Who cares about staying in that dilapidated house? Just go!"
Because of a quarrel with Natsume, Teacher Cat ran away from home in a fit of anger.
After extorting a bunch of wine in the forest, it was drunk and started looking for the next target.
"By the way, let's go to that **** boy. The fault of waking me up last time is not so easy to write off. That guy should have a lot of good things."
Just thinking about it, Mr. Cat's saliva almost drools, and he immediately turns into a white fox and soars into the sky.
"Without Natsume, I can still live a very nourishing life. What kind of account of friends, is it rare for me?"
Finding out the direction, Teacher Cat flew all the way in the clouds, and soon arrived at the shrine.
The crude enchantment could not block its sight, but provided it with a place.
"That's right there!" It hiccupped and fell directly to the top of the mountain.
When it was a little closer to the top of the mountain, it was discovered that there were still three humans there, and besides that, there was an evil spirit that disgusted it.
"Hmph." Mr. Cat snorted unhappily. When he landed, he trampled the evil spirit under his feet. At the same time, he exuded his own breath without covering up, and successfully saw the terrified eyes of the three humans.
"Huh?"
Mr. Cat looked at his feet. The evil spirit had been trampled to pieces and hadn't completely died yet. The damaged half of its body still wanted to crawl towards Xiaojie and the other two.
"Even you dare to tease me? How can I have face if you don't die?" Mr. Cat showed his fangs viciously, raised his right hand, and stretched out his claws, intending to completely disembowel the evil spirit.
Xiaojie and Yanye mistakenly thought that the big monster was going to attack them, so they quickly resorted to their methods.
"Contractor wandering in the spirit world, come to me according to the agreement! Shikigami, trance!" Xiaojie quickly threw three paper figurines, forming cumbersome seals with both hands.
The three paper figurines stayed in the air, and suddenly burned up, turning into three long snakes with one horn, entangled towards the white fox.
Yan Ye's attack method was much simpler. She took out a stack of spells and threw them all at Baihu: "Sealing spell, seal it for me!"
When Mr. Cat wiped out the evil spirit completely, their attack just hit it.
"Humans, are you looking for death?" Suddenly being attacked, the angry teacher cat violently shook the three horned snakes and a bunch of spells off his body, and stepped on the ground.
"Oh, this is a big misunderstanding." Knowing the truth, Rom stepped back quietly, so that he didn't want to be involved.
However, such a high-standard battle is rare, which made his eyes brighten, and he felt that this time he did not lose.
‘These two little girls are too impulsive, so it’s good to suffer. '
As for whether something will happen, there is nothing Rom can do.
"What? It didn't work at all?" The two women were shocked.
Seeing that the white fox's attack was approaching again, they gritted their teeth and took out the treasure at the bottom of the box. This was brought on them just in case after listening to Ah Wu's words yesterday, and now is the time to use it.
Xiaojie took out a red paper figurine, with a solemn expression, bit his finger to smear blood on it, clasped his hands together and pushed out: "Honorable Contractor, respond to my call and show your gorgeous figure. Shikigami , God descend!"
The red paper figurine burst into flames, and a two-headed rattlesnake about the size of the white fox emerged from it, entangled with the white fox.
Yan Ye solemnly took out a quaint amulet, placed it in front of him, and injected spiritual power into it: "Pray for the protection of the gods!"
The amulet was brightly lit, suspended in the air, forming a blue shield to cover them inside, blocking the aftermath of the battle between the two-headed rattlesnake and the white fox.
The body of the two-headed rattlesnake was wrapped around the body of the white fox, and it opened its mouth to bite on it.
The white fox hissed in pain, and became completely furious: "Stupid human beings, you should die!"
The long-hidden viciousness was fully stimulated by the smell of blood. It raised its head and let out a long roar. Its body swelled and became larger again, its pupils became scarlet, and its long fangs and sharp claws gleamed coldly. It was no longer noble like before. .
This is the complete form of its high-level youkai. It has not been used for many years. This time, under the stimulation of alcohol and complaints against Natsume, it finally appeared.
The white fox turned its body vigorously, rubbing the two-headed rattlesnake under its body, and its fangs and sharp claws tore one head into pieces.
The two-headed rattlesnake turned back into a red paper figurine with a bang, and then crumbled into pieces.
"Ah, the contract paper figure my father left me!" Xiaojie exclaimed, watching this scene in disbelief.
After defeating the two-headed rattlesnake, the white fox was still angry, and reached out to the turtle shell on the ground and slapped it vigorously.
boom!
The two of them immediately saw with pale faces that there were dense fine marks on the shield, and even the ground was impacted, and it was sunk an inch alive, surrounded by gravel.
boom!
After another slap, the shield immediately shattered, and the amulet followed suit and turned into a pile of dust.
"Ah, the amulet that Lord God gave me!" Yan Ye showed a painful expression.
Seeing the final blow of the white fox, the two women closed their eyes in resignation and hugged each other.
Rom next to him was sweating profusely, with a few stones clasped in his hands, but trembling, he did not throw them out.
He knew that all his tricks would not be able to defeat the mad monster in front of him.
‘Now, only the gods here can save them. '
As if prophesied, when the white fox's claws were about to hit them and turn them into a pool of mud, a ray of light flew from the sky and blocked them in time.
Boom!
The shock generated by the collision spread out from both sides, blowing a pile of smoke and dust.
Although they were not affected, the frightened two girls couldn't stand up and fell to the ground.
They opened their eyes, looked up and saw a young man wearing a fox mask exuding white light standing in front of him.
The same enlightenment was born in the hearts of the three of them: "This is the **** here."
Naturally, Aomori did not appear just by chance. He came to the vicinity a long time ago and ordered Absolu and Bi Diao not to make a move. Only then did he watch a good show, and finally came to the rescue at a critical moment.
‘Unexpectedly, Mr. Cat also has such a crazy side, it’s really a tiger that doesn’t show its power and treats it as a fat pig. '
Seeing that his attack was blocked, the white fox continued to attack unrelentingly, opened his fangs and bit Aomori.
"Calm down." Aomori punched it on the bridge of the nose, knocking it down.
After being punched hard, the scarlet eyes were still fierce, and she had to stand up.
So he was punched again.
"Calm down yet? No? Not yet?"
After more than ten punches in a row, Baihu finally regained his senses and quickly raised his hands in surrender: "Don't hit, don't hit, I'm already calm."
As he spoke, in order to avoid being beaten again, Mr. Cat immediately transformed back into a chubby three-flower lucky cat, but his face was bruised and purple, which looked very funny.
"Damn it, it's so ruthless."
Xiaojie and Yanye saw that Lord Shenling subdued the vicious big monster with just a few punches, the admiration in their hearts was like a surging river, and it was out of control.
They immediately knelt down to Aomori and said in unison: "Thank you, Lord God, for saving your life!"
"Who knows that they suddenly attacked me, and I was forced to defend myself." Teacher Cat said while holding her nose.
"What?!" Xiaojie didn't expect this cunning monster to beat him up, and quickly replied: "You were the one who attacked us first!"
"What nonsense, believe it or not, I will bite you to death!" A big fat cat uttered such a threat, it would not look scary under normal circumstances, but Xiaojie almost died in its hands just now, how could it be taken as real? fat cat.
Hearing this sentence, she immediately frightened a lot, and muttered: "I'm not talking nonsense."
"I think there must be some misunderstanding." Yan Ye with high EQ said.
She observed that Lord Shenshen and the monster seemed to have known each other for a long time. Obviously, even the fault of the monster would be ignored in the end, so there was no need to argue about right and wrong to embarrass Lord Shenshen.
"This is indeed a misunderstanding." Rom, who had been paddling for a long time, walked over and explained the whole thing.
"So this is all a coincidence, and neither party is at fault."
"Ah, it's like this?!" Thinking of the treasure he damaged, Xiaojie wanted to cry, and asked Roma angrily: "You knew why you didn't bring it up earlier, then maybe nothing later will happen."
"Your actions are too fast, and my words are mild, you may not believe me if I tell you." Rom smiled wryly.
"Hmph, how do you know if you don't tell me?"
"Okay, since it was a misunderstanding, let's end this matter like this." Aomori said.
"Wait, I don't accept it!" Teacher Cat yelled, "I saved them, so it's not too much to ask for a reward."
This angle is tricky, and Aomori did not expect it.
Before he could speak, Yan Ye replied: "It's reasonable, what kind of reward does this Mr. Big Monster want?"
Her boldness made Teacher Cat nod: "You have taken a long way. Well, what do you want? Let me think about it."
"Yes! I want a lot of wine, a lot of dried fish, a lot of meatballs!"
"Okay, no problem." Yan Ye agreed without hesitation. These worthless things were exchanged for the friendship of a big monster. This business will be profitable.
Xiaojie also obviously wanted to understand this truth, and said quickly: "I will buy it for you too."
"Okay, hehe." Teacher Cat immediately smiled, even the pain on his body was nothing.
Seeing that they had settled down, Aomori coughed and said, "The matter between you is settled, but the account between us has to be settled."
He pointed to the pitted ground made by their battles and the collapsed shrine, and said, "Should you help me restore this place to its original state?"
"Eh?!"
"Well, I don't have any money." Mr. Cat made up his mind to cheat.
"I, I don't have much money." This is a big project, and Xiaojie's own salary is not enough to fill it in.
Is this just to save money and prevent disasters? Ah Wucheng don't lie to me!
"No problem, just leave it to me." Yan Ye, a rich woman with a shrine in her family, waved her hand, proudly accepting the worshiping eyes of Teacher Mao and Xiaojie.
"Yan Ye, I love you to death!"
"Don't hug me. Hands, don't touch your hands."
Aomori smiled, looked at Yan Ye and Xiao Jie with flushed faces, and said, "Then I'll leave it to you."
"Don't worry, Lord God, I will manage it beautifully."
Naturally, Aomori does not lack these little money, but this is not his purpose.
Opened the system and saw that there were two more people who became friends.
Even if there is no verbal wish, as long as the two parties reach a contract, it can be counted as a bond.
But out of professional ethics, Aomori still asked: "Do you need to make a wish to me? You have to pay a price, the kind of equivalent exchange."
"No, there's no need." Yan Ye first refused.
There is a **** enshrined in her own home, why bother to look far away?
Xiaojie also shook her head. She has encountered too many negative teaching materials in the Yinyang Liao, and she has a natural resistance to such things that fall from the sky. Although this **** seems to be in the camp of lawful and good, who Do you know if it will change?
Besides, the gods are just existences that are a little stronger than her, and it is enough to become stronger. It is better to ask God than to ask oneself.
‘It seems that seniors with psychic abilities are very wary of gods and spirits, and they will focus on ordinary people for missionary work in the future. ’ Aomori already had a premonition of the rejection of the two.
"Oops! We've been out for too long, it's time to go back." Xiaojie suddenly said anxiously.
"Yeah, it's not good to worry your companions." Yan Ye turned to Aomori and Mr. Cat and said, "Sorry, I have something to do, please allow us to leave first. Come and visit the two of you again when we have the opportunity. Of course, we promise won't forget."
"Yeah, me too."
"Just don't forget my things." Teacher Cat doesn't care about them.
"When you arrange for those workers to come over, I will remove the barrier." Aomori said.
"Well, goodbye."
After bowing respectfully again, Yan Ye led Xiaojie down the mountain in a hurry.
After leaving the barrier, the mobile phone has a signal again.
Looking at the 18 unread messages, Xiaojie stuck out his tongue, and immediately called Ah Cheng.
"Hello, Cheng."
"It's okay, it's okay, we just went too far and forgot the way back."
"Sorry, hey."
"Yeah, I know Ah Cheng is the best."
Xiaojie's coquettish behavior managed to fool them.
They also took advantage of this reason to ask Ah Cheng to end the event.
After experiencing such a big ups and downs today, I really don’t want to make any more troubles. I just want to go back to a safe and familiar environment and soothe my wounded soul.
A few minutes later, Ah Cheng with an anxious face and Ah Wu with a calm face came over, and the four of them finally reunited.
Under their strong request, Ah Cheng was forced to end this activity.
"Ah, I haven't seen the **** yet."
In front of the shrine, only Aomori, Mr. Kitty and Roma are left.
Aomori ignored the cat teacher who was washing his face, and looked at Rom: "You are still here, do you have something to talk to me?"
"Yeah." Rom nodded and said, "Although I may know the answer, I still want to ask, you are not what you were 20 years ago, are you?"
"Yes." Aomori vaguely remembered that this was a character from Miko World, and immediately told about Toko Oka and Mitsue Takeda.
"That's it." Rom smiled, "Thank you, Lord God, for your kindness. If there is anything you need, you can just ask, and it is my insignificant gratitude to you."
"Very well, I really have you here who can help you."
"ah?"
(end of this chapter)