Chapter 97 Bragging, please don’t take me~
Ron stepped on the stool, lifted the hem of the wizard robe, looked around, and started blowing~
"We learned that someone with ulterior motives plotted against Dumbledore's Sorcerer's Stone hidden in the castle, and Dumbledore was not at school. Of course, we cannot just sit idly by in such an emergency..."
"Actually, we also thought about it at the time, and struggled for a long time. After all, we are afraid of the danger we are about to face now~"
Jerry looked at him: Do you mean thinking about it for three seconds?
"You must know that the first level we have to face is the extremely dangerous Greek three-headed dog! You must know that in Muggle mythology, this is a creature that guards the gate of the underworld! It can reach the ceiling without standing up straight..."
Jerry: Didn’t you just hear about the so-called guarding the gate of the underworld last night?
"In the end, we took advantage of its weakness and succeeded in defeating it after a fierce fight! Now that I think about it, I can still smell that stench~ As for the weakness, I can't say... "
Jerry: The so-called brutal fight is Ted's toothbrush. And lack of sleep is the biggest weakness of the three-headed dog~
"The second level was set by Professor Sprout. First, there is an endless devil's net, winding you like countless poisonous snakes! I was almost strangled to death (mouth explosion) in just a moment!"
"Then there are powder-sprayed mushrooms, big and small, which seem to be endless, with almost nowhere to go. They explode when touched, and we almost survived..."
Jerry: It's not thanks to you, one foot at a time, it's as accurate as a cafeteria meal!
"The third level is the completion of Professor Flitwick's magic ritual. In fact, I don't quite understand it. It was Hermione and Ted who cracked that strange thing. I just stopped dozens of people with Jerry and Neville. Hundreds of magical statues are just interfering with them~"
Ron waved his hand with an insignificant expression.
Jerry: Don't take me with you if you brag!
"The fourth level is Professor McGonagall's double test of heaven and earth! It was the most enjoyable wizard chess I played in my life. Let me tell you, I was ready to sacrifice my life for righteousness. At that time, someone had to sacrifice, That's me as a chess player!"
Ron looked up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, with a bright and sad face.
At that moment, he was radiant, that moment he was radiant, that moment he was extremely handsome... the eyes of the little girls lit up.
Jerry: Well, all I can say this time is that you did a great job!
"The fifth level is three monsters with strange shapes..."
"The sixth level is a puzzle and poison set by Snape, but it's useless. Ted used his own method to break his magic..."
"The last is Dumbledore's level!"
"Neville and Ted came to the checkpoint set by Dumbledore, who do you think they saw?!" Ron was startled, and he slammed the fork on the plate with a bang.
Ted: Give him a piece of wakewood for Christmas this year. Doesn’t storytelling have a better future than being a wizard?
"Who? Who!"
"Yes! Who the hell?"
"Is it really a mysterious person?"
"No, can't you? Didn't you say he was dead?"
"Could it be his loyal subordinate?"
"Could it be a dark wizard?"
After listening to the story, the students also started to discuss, especially for the existence of the mysterious person, and launched a fierce confrontation.
Ron didn't care about that, and continued: "It turned out to be Professor Quirrell!"
"Ah?~" There was an exclamation in the auditorium.
"Didn't you expect it? We didn't expect it to be the most honest Professor Quirrell. He is behind the scenes!" Ron's face was filled with righteous indignation, like an innocent woman who was deceived by a scumbag three or five times.
Then, Ron simply played the role of triangle by himself, and restored the scene at that time from left to right:
Quirrell: Didn't expect me to be here?
Neville: Professor, why are you here?
Quirrell: What do you think?
Ron: "Guess what Ted said? You're here to shit!"
Ted: He slandered me, he slandered me! I am such an elegant and easy-going person, can I speak such vulgar words? I just passed a few spells! Who beeped so much with him!
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Ron didn't make it to the last level, it was all improvised after he took the lead.
Unexpectedly, "Shit Terrier" has become popular in the school since then. Whenever someone out of place or an embarrassing situation appears, someone will whisper "Are you here to shit?"
Also, Ron also talked about Ted's attempt to scrape off the Sorcerer's Stone powder, and ignored the threat in his eyes, and said that "three hundred years is enough to live".
Hogwarts Castle understands for the first time what is called Versailles~
Especially the phrase "I don't want to lay flowers on your graves in a hundred years", has become a way of greeting between buddies.
Regarding this, Jerry said: I am a mouse, I have the shortest life~
The general life expectancy of the mouse-eared demihumans is 60 to 70 years old.
Not to mention elves, it started in three hundred years. Even dwarves can live two hundred years!
In short, Ted and his deeds spread in a small area.
Originally, Ted and his small group were regarded as influential figures in the school, but now they are even more famous.
In the beginning, Neville became famous as the savior, while Ted became famous in singing the school song, and then made big things in Halloween and Christmas.
There are also rumors of six little wizards fighting three monsters at Easter.
Now it's even more of a battle against the mysterious man at the end of the school year!
Let's put it this way, if the school didn't have the Ted Six, there would be nothing interesting.
Now not only the first graders, but also the second and third graders met with Ted and the other six, they all had interesting eyes, as if to say: Kong Yiji, you stole the book again!
This is not in line with Ted's original low-key plan! It can only be said that the plan is not as fast as the change.
It’s okay, high risk has high reward, Ted is now considering whether to raise the level of psion!
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In fact, Ted has been thinking about whether Professor Quirrell has any regrets.
The Halloween monster incident was really far-fetched and weird.
This kind of thing is very brainless, and it's not like what a stupid person like Quirrell would do.
But you said it was an accident, that is absolutely impossible. The monster was definitely released by Quirrell on purpose.
So, what is Quirrell's purpose?
Could it be that he wants to ask Dumbledore for help?
Maybe he regretted it at that time, but because Voldemort was glued to the back of his head, it was impossible to turn himself in, and Voldemort could directly put him to death at a critical moment.
So, he used this method to remind Dumbledore that he had an abnormality, hoping that the other party would investigate him and save his life.
But Dumbledore may have also seen something wrong with him, but he failed to save him after all.
Maybe after he brought Voldemort back from Albania, Dumbledore didn't think about saving him.
In other words, after the failure to steal Gringotts, Voldemort's face appeared on the back of Quirrell's head, and Quirrell's death countdown had already begun.
If he tried to bypass Voldemort, who was not yet possessed, and turned to Dumbledore for help, he could still be saved.
Ted didn't expect that he would accept a little legacy from Professor Quirrell—some papers on magical bloodline transplantation.
Before he asked students to send them to Ted, and asked Ted to write his own opinions.
But because the student was a bit delayed, before it was delivered, Quirrell and Ted entered Dumbledore's breakout game one after another.
As a result, when I got this paper, Professor Quirrell was in a panic~
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The third day after Ted and the others defeated Voldemort was this year's Quidditch finals—Gryffindor lost to Slytherin again.
When Ted saw Professor McGonagall step down, he staggered a little, and his face was so sad that people couldn't bear to look directly at him.
It is estimated that she was not so sad when half of the grade group failed the transfiguration.
It has been several years since Slytherin won the championship, she is so unwilling!
Especially thinking of the last game before graduation, when he was knocked off the broom by Slytherin's despicable foul, and fell into a coma, which led to the team's disastrous defeat.
Now it's like yesterday, double torture!
What a pity, what a pity.
The savior of this timeline is Neville. It would be nice if Neville could sit on the broom steadily. He hates the flying broom so much that he gets flustered when he sits on it.
It must be a broom!
As for Halle, she flies very well.
But she doesn't like Quidditch at all, she finds it very boring and a bitch~
That's right, she thinks that the game depends on the Seeker, and the confrontation is simply scum. So not joining the Quidditch team at all.
Poor Professor McGonagall, he doesn't know how to endure a few years of failure.
Quidditch is unsalable, help the old cat girl~.JPG
I can’t do it by myself, I don’t have that time.
I'm sorry, Professor, I can't help you!
Ron was very indignant about Gryffindor's fiasco: after losing Slytherin and losing Ravenclaw, after losing Ravenclaw and losing Hufflepuff, in the end there was nothing to lose. (spread hands~)
He swore that if he joined the Quidditch team, he would definitely lead the team to victory!
Thanks for the 500-point reward of "tail number 3344", the 200-point reward of "tail number 1979", and the 100-point reward of "Satisfied Fat Tiger" and "Barber Todd"!
Thank you four book friends~
(end of this chapter)